Theme Parks & Themed Entertainment
The View from Inside
You never know quite what you’re getting yourself into when you start reading an Andrea “Mickeyfantasmic” Monti column. My advice: Maybe you’d better sit yourself down with a glass of wine. For you’re in for a twisty tale.

Picture a tall, somewhat handsome and imposing man. A guy who automatically catches your eye whenever he enters a room because of his physical stature as well as his impressive charisma. This is the Disney CEO.
Wouldn’t you love to really know what’s going on inside of this guy’s head? Find out what this CEO is really thinking at this incredibly difficult time in Disney Company history? Well, thanks to the nice folks over at Walt Disney Imagineering — who agreed to let me borrow their Mighty Microscope earlier this afternoon — you can.
Now please keep your hands and arms inside the Atomobile while I set the dial to “itsy bitsy” and … we’re inside. Right behind that giant forehead. And — if you listen carefully — you can hear …
Yep, Disney’s CEO is stressing. Big time. He’s worried about what’s happening with the corporation’s stock price. He’s wondering why the movers and shakers down on Wall Street just can’t get behind the Disney company anymore. Why is it that all these guys — and the press — ever seem to talk about anymore is all the mistakes that the Mouse makes?
“I mean, can’t these guys recognize all the great things that I’ve accomplished during my time here in the big chair?” the CEO sputters. “Like … giving the go-ahead for Disney to build the most innovative and expensive theme park in the history of the industry.”
“Or that new futuristic attraction for Epcot. The one that lets guests experience what it’s like to journey into space,” the CEO huffs. “That was a pretty daring choice too.”
Sadly, no one’s awarding Disney’s CEO any points for doing daring stuff these days. Which is why the Mouse House’s Big Cheese is beginning to feel an awful lot like Rodney Dangerfield; he can’t “get no respect” these days. Not from the press. Not from Wall Street. Not even from Disney’s own board of directors.
“I just don’t get the credit that I’m due from those guys,” Disney’s CEO sighs. “I mean, I’m trying to be a visionary. See outside the box. Didn’t I just allow the Imagineers to develop a brand new Magic Kingdom … which we’d build on another continent?”
“Isn’t that at least worth recognizing as some sound business thinking?” Disney’s CEO continues. “I mean, Tokyo Disneyland has been such a huge success. It just makes sense for the corporation to build another theme park somewhere else on the globe. Don’t I get any points for seeing how obvious that is?”
Glancing out the window of his corner office, Disney’s CEO spies the Feature Animation building on the Burbank lot and thinks: “Maybe things would be different now if we just had a new hit feature length cartoon? I mean, audiences really seemed to go for that mermaid movie. But the one where the teenage boy searched for that treasure … Yikes! And that dinosaur movie. I just don’t know what happened with that movie. We tried every trick in the book to put realistic looking dinos up there on the big screen. But nobody seems to be buying it.”
Disney’s CEO look away from the window now, and sinks back into his big chair, deep in thought. “Maybe we really should listen to our critics,” the Big Cheese muses. “Maybe the studio should go back to its roots and produce more fairy tales.”
“But what about those folks who says that the future of movie making is in computer graphics?” Disney’s CEO grumbles to himself. “Which is the right path that I should be putting this company on right now?”
Disney’s CEO runs a hand through his thick head of hair as he ponder the Disney corporation’s future …
“Wait a minute, Andrea!” I hear you JHM readers saying. “How can Disney’s CEO run a hand ‘through his thick head of hair’? Isn’t Michael Eisner rapidly balding?”
Who said I was talking about Michael Eisner?
Yeah. Sorry. I deliberately tried to trick you folks. The CEO that I am actually profiling in today’s column isn’t Eisner, but rather Ron Miller — the guy who ran the Mouse Factory for the 17 months prior to Michael Eisner’s arrival.
You see, Uncle Mike isn’t the only Disney CEO to ever face trying times. Back in May 1983, when Disney Chairman Card Walker finally handed the reins of power over Ron Miller, Walt Disney Productions was facing one of its worst crises ever. Back then, the stock price was in the toilet. And greedy green-mailers like Saul Steinberg and Ivan Boesky were circling the corporation. Wondering what prices they could get if they succeeded in acquiring the Disney corporation, then broke the company up into smaller, more marketable units.
“Now wait a minute, Andrea,” I can hear you saying. “How was I supposed to know you were actually talking about Ron Miller? I mean, you confused me by mentioning all that contemporary Disney stuff like Tokyo Disney Seas theme park, the ‘Mission: Space’ ride at Epcot, the movies ‘Treasure Planet’ and ‘Dinosaur’ …”
No, actually, I didn’t. If you carefully re-read that part the story and then think back to what the Walt Disney Company had been going through, been building and/or releasing in the early 1980s, you’ll realize that:
That “… most innovative and expensive theme park in the history of the industry” was not Tokyo Disney Seas. But rather, Epcot Center. Opening in October 1982, this WDW expansion project — which had originally been budgeted for $800 million — ended up costing the corporation over a billion dollars to complete.
Or that “… new futuristic pavilion for Epcot. The one that lets guests experience what it’s like to journey into space?” That’s not “Mission: Space.” But rather, “Century 3,” the Future World pavilion that actually opened a year or so after EPCOT Center officially opened. Though this attraction would eventually be renamed “Horizons” prior to its grand opening, it still did take WDW guests on a ride to a simulated space station. Giving them a brief glimpse of what future astronauts might see.
And that reference to “… I allowed the Imagineers to develop a brand new Magic Kingdom … which we’d build on another continent” was NOT talking about Hong Kong Disneyland. But rather, Euro Disneyland. Or — as that resort’s know today — Disneyland Paris.
You see, few people release that — in the early 1980s — Jim Cora and *** Nunis were making regular trips to the Disney executive suite in Burbank, in a desperate to convince the suits there that the time was really ripe for Walt Disney Productions to build a theme park in Europe. Card Walker kept pooh-poohing the idea. Whereas Ron Miller … well, given the aggressive way that Asia had embraced Tokyo Disneyland, Ron reportedly felt that the time was finally right for the Mouse to start drawing up some plans for a European invasion. Which is why Miller finally gave the Imagineers the go ahead to start developing a Disney theme park for Europe in late 1983.
As for that “mermaid movie” that I mention in the article. That wasn’t “The Little Mermaid,” but rather, Touchstone Picture’s 1984 release, “Splash.”
The “… movie where the teenage boy searched for that treasure.” Again, that wasn’t young Jim Hawkins in “Treasure Planet.” But rather, Taran, the pig boy who was searching for that cursed kettle in Walt Disney Pictures’ 1985 release, “The Black Cauldron.”
And “… that dinosaur movie” wasn’t alluding to Walt Disney Pictures’ Summer 2000 release, “Dinosaur.” But the studio’s 1985 fantasy adventure, “Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend.”
As for the reference to “… computer graphics,” few people remember that it was Ron Miller (while he was serving as President of Walt Disney Productions) who actually greenlit production of “Tron,” the first feature length film to ever make significant use of CG. (Interesting bit of trivia here: “Tron” is actually the film that inspired Disney animator John Lasseter to get into the CG business. So, if there hadn’t been a “Tron,” maybe there wouldn’t have been a “Toy Story” or a “Monsters, Inc.” So maybe animation fans owe Ron Miller a much larger debt of gratitude than has been previously recognized.)
You see what I’m saying here, folks? Ron Miller really never gets the credit that he’s due. He’s the guy who greenlit “Tron.” Ron’s the studio executive who finally got Disney out of the family film ghetto by starting up Touchstone Pictures. He also radically increased the company’s reach by starting up the Disney Channel.
Yet Ron’s short reign as the head of the Mouse House is usually dismissed out of hand because he only held power for such a short amount of time. Besides, it’s easier just to give in to the clichés: That Miller only got that job because he was Walt’s daughter’s husband. That Ron was really just a dumb jock. That the guy had played one too many USC football games without wearing a helmet.
The reality is … Ron Miller was actually a lot brighter than that. More importantly, that much of the success that Michael Eisner had immediately after his arrival in Burbank in September 1984 (when Uncle Michael officially succeeded Walt’s son-in-law as CEO of Walt Disney Productions) was built on the foundations that Ron Miller had already put in place.
Given how shabbily Miller was treated when he was heaved out of the Mouse House, I seriously doubt that Ron would have much sympathy for the situation that Uncle Michael currently finds himself in. With the stock once again in the toilet. And — just like in the early 1980s — the wolves of Wall Street are reportedly circling the Disney corporation yet again. Wondering if there’s some significant money to be made off of the Mouse’s misfortune.
But still … one has to wonder what Ron Miller is making of Michael Eisner’s current predicament? Is he gleeful that Eisner’s finally getting his just desserts? Or sympathetic — knowing from experience how difficult it is to be seated in the hot seat whenever around you seems to be gunning for your job?
“What do you, Andrea, think that Ron Miller thinks of Michael Eisner’s current situation?” you ask. Well — since I’m a fan of both Michael Eisner and Ron Miller — I have this fantasy where Eisner flies up to the Napa Valley to meet Miller at the Silverado Vineyard (the award-winning California wine-making concern that Ron has run since he left Disney back in the early 1980s).
Immediately upon arriving at the vineyard, Uncle Mike apologizes to Miller for the awful way that the Walt Disney Company had handled Ron’s exit. Miller would then forgive Eisner. Then the past and present CEO of the Walt Disney Company would sit down over a nice bottle of Sauvignon Blanc and discuss what it’s like to an embattled Chief Executive Officer.
Then Ron can tell Michael about the most important thing that he learned from playing football. Which is: when you take a hit, you don’t just lie down and die. You get back up and get back in the game.
Taking Miller’s advice to heart, Eisner would then fly back down to Burbank, tough it out and eventually get the Walt Disney Company back on track …
I know that’s how this particular story would play out if life were like a Disney movie. But somehow I get the feeling that this isn’t the way things are actually going to work out for Michael Eisner. But wouldn’t it be nice if it did?
‘Til next time,
Ciao
Andrea “Mickeyfantasmic” Monti
Television & Shows
The Untold Story of Super Soap Weekend at Disney-MGM Studios: How Daytime TV Took Over the Parks

A long time ago in a galaxy that … Well, to be honest, wasn’t all that far away. This was down in Florida after all. But if you traveled to the WDW Resort, you could then experience “Star Wars Weekends.” Which ran seasonally at Disney’s Hollywood Studios Disney World from 1997 to 2015.
Mind you, what most folks don’t remember is the annual event that effectively plowed the road for “Star Wars Weekends.” Which was “Super Soap Weekend.” That seasonal offering — which allowed ABC soap fans to get up-close with their favorite performers from “All My Children,” “General Hospital,” “One Life to Live” and “Port Charles” — debuted at that same theme park the year previous (1996).
So how did this weekend-long celebration of daytime drama (which drew tens of thousands of people to Orlando every Fall for 15 years straight) come to be?
Michael Eisner’s Daytime TV Origins and a Theme Park Vision
Super Soap Weekend was the brainchild of then-Disney CEO Michael Eisner. His career in media began with short stints at NBC and CBS, but it truly took off in 1964 when he joined ABC as the assistant to Leonard Goldberg, who was the network’s national programming director at the time.
Eisner quickly advanced through the ranks. By 1971, he had become Vice President of Daytime Programming at ABC. That meant he was on the scene when One Life to Live joined the lineup in July 1968 and when All My Children made its debut in January 1970. Even after being promoted to Senior Vice President of Prime Time Programming in 1976, Eisner stayed close to the daytime division and often recruited standout soap talent for ABC’s primetime shows.
Fast forward nearly two decades to July 31, 1995. The Walt Disney Company announced that it would acquire ABC/Cap Cities in a $19 billion deal. Although the acquisition wasn’t finalized until February 1996, Eisner was already thinking ahead. He wanted to use the stars of All My Children, One Life to Live, and General Hospital to draw people to Disney’s theme parks.
He had seen how individual soap stars were drawing huge mall crowds across America since the late 1970s. Now he wanted to bring dozens of them together for something much bigger.

Super Soap Weekend Takes Over Disney-MGM Studios
The very first Super Soap Weekend was announced in June 1996, just a few months after the ABC deal closed. The event was scheduled for October 19 and 20 at Disney-MGM Studios and was a massive success.
The weekend featured panel discussions, autograph sessions, and photo opportunities with the stars of ABC’s daytime dramas. Thousands of fans packed the park for the chance to meet their favorite actors. Due to the overwhelming response, the event became an annual tradition and was eventually moved to Veterans Day weekend each November to better accommodate attendees.
Longtime fans like Nancy Stadler, her mom Mary, and their close friend Angela Ragno returned year after year, making the event a personal tradition and building lifelong memories.




West Coast Events and the ABC Soap Opera Bistro
Disney even tried to recreate the event out west. Two Super Soap Weekends were held at Disneyland Resort, one in April 2002 and another in June 2003.
At Disney’s California Adventure, Eisner also introduced the ABC Soap Opera Bistro, a themed dining experience that opened in February 2001. Guests could dine inside recreated sets from shows like General Hospital and All My Children, including Kelly’s Diner and the Chandler Mansion. The Bistro closed in November 2002, but for fans, it offered a rare opportunity to step into the world of their favorite soaps.
SOAPnet, Port Charles, and the Expansion of Daytime TV at Disney
Eisner’s enthusiasm for soaps extended beyond the parks. In January 2000, he launched SOAPnet, a cable channel dedicated to prime time replays of ABC’s daytime dramas.
During his time at Disney, General Hospital also received a spin-off series titled Port Charles, which aired from June 1997 to October 2003. The show leaned into supernatural plotlines and was another example of Eisner’s commitment to evolving and expanding the soap genre.
The Final Curtain for Super Soap Weekend
In September 2005, Eisner stepped down after 21 years as head of The Walt Disney Company. Bob Iger, who had previously served as President of ABC and Chief Operating Officer of ABC/Cap Cities, took over as CEO. While Iger had deep ABC credentials, he didn’t share Eisner’s passion for daytime television.
In the fall of 2008, Disney hosted the final Super Soap Weekend at what was then still called Disney-MGM Studios. That same year, the park was rebranded as Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and Disney began shifting away from television-focused experiences.
Within the next five years, the rest of Eisner’s soap legacy faded. One Life to Live was canceled in January 2012. SOAPnet was rebranded as Disney Junior in February 2013. Later that year, All My Children ended its 41-year run on ABC.
Only General Hospital remains on the network today, the last standing soap from the golden age of ABC Daytime.
A New Chapter for Daytime TV and Super Soap Fans
The soap genre may have faded from its former glory, but it’s not gone. On February 24, 2025, CBS premiered a brand-new daytime drama called Beyond the Gates, marking the first new soap launch in years.
Meanwhile, All My Children alum Kelly Ripa has been actively working on a revival. In September 2024, she mentioned a holiday-themed movie set in Pine Valley that would bring back many original cast members. The project was in development for Lifetime, though its current status is unclear.
And what about Super Soap? Fans like Nancy and Angela still hope Disney will bring it back. Even if it only featured the cast of General Hospital, it would be a welcome return for longtime viewers who miss that one weekend a year where the magic of Disney collided with the drama of daytime TV.
If you want to hear firsthand what it was like to be part of Super Soap Weekend, be sure to listen to our I Want That Too podcast interview with actor Colin Egglesfield. He shares behind-the-scenes memories from his days as Josh Madden on All My Children and what it meant to be part of one of the most unique fan events in Disney park history.
History
The Super Bowl & Disney: The Untold Story Behind ‘I’m Going to Disneyland!’

One of the highlights of the Super Bowl isn’t just the game itself—it’s the moment when the winning quarterback turns to the camera and exclaims, “I’m going to Disney World!” This now-iconic phrase has been a staple of post-game celebrations for decades. But where did this tradition begin? Surprisingly, it didn’t originate in a stadium but at a dinner table in 1987, in a conversation involving Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and aviation pioneers Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager.

The Unlikely Beginning of a Marketing Sensation
To understand the origins of this campaign, we have to go back to December 1986, when the Rutan Voyager became the first aircraft to fly around the world without stopping or refueling. Pilots Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager completed the nine-day journey on December 23, 1986, flying over 26,000 miles before landing at Edwards Air Force Base. Their historic achievement earned them national recognition, and just days later, President Ronald Reagan awarded them the Presidential Citizen Medal at the White House.
Meanwhile, Disney was gearing up for the grand opening of Star Tours at Disneyland, set for January 12, 1987. Following its usual playbook of associating major theme park attractions with real-world pioneers, Disney’s PR team invited astronauts Gordon Cooper and Deke Slayton to the launch event. But in a twist, they also invited Rutan and Yeager, who were still making headlines.

A Dinner Conversation That Changed Advertising Forever
After the Star Tours opening ceremony, a private dinner was held with Disney CEO Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and Eisner’s wife, Jane. During the meal, Eisner asked Rutan and Yeager, “You just made history. You traveled non-stop around the planet on a plane without ever refueling. How are you ever going to top that, career-wise? What are you two gonna do next?”
Without hesitation, Jeana Yeager replied, “Well, after being cramped inside that tiny plane for nine days, I’m just glad to be anywhere else. And even though you folks were nice enough to fly us here, invite us to your party… Well, as soon as we finish eating, I’m gonna go over to the Park and ride some rides. I’m going to Disneyland.”
Jane Eisner immediately recognized the power of Yeager’s statement. On the car ride home, she turned to Michael and said, “That’s a great slogan. I think you should use that to promote the theme parks.” Like many husbands, Michael initially dismissed the idea, but Jane persisted. Eventually, Eisner relented and pitched it to his team.
The Super Bowl Connection
With Super Bowl XXI just around the corner, Disney’s PR team saw an opportunity. The game was set for January 25, 1987, at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena—just miles from Disney Studios. What if they convinced the winning quarterback to say, “I’m going to Disneyland” live on-air?
Disney quickly struck a deal with both quarterbacks—Phil Simms of the New York Giants and John Elway of the Denver Broncos—offering each $75,000 to deliver the line if their team won. Simms led the Giants to victory, making history as the first athlete to say, “I’m going to Disney World!” on national television.
A Marketing Triumph
That year’s Super Bowl had the second-highest viewership in television history, with 87 million people watching Simms say the famous line. The next day, Disney turned the clip into a national commercial, cementing the phrase as a marketing goldmine.
Since then, “I’m going to Disneyland” (or Disney World, depending on the commercial) has been a staple of championship celebrations, spanning the NFL, NBA, and even the Olympics. What started as a casual remark at dinner became one of the most successful advertising campaigns in history.
A Lasting Legacy
Jane Eisner’s keen instinct and Disney’s ability to act quickly on a great idea created a tradition that continues to captivate audiences. The “I’m going to Disneyland” campaign remains a testament to the power of spontaneous inspiration and smart marketing, proving that sometimes, the best ideas come from the most unexpected places.
To learn more about Disney’s ties to the world of sports, check out I Want That Too: A Disney History and Consumer Product Podcast.
Television & Shows
How the Creators of South Park Tricked A-List Celebrities to Roast Universal – “Your Studio & You”

Universal Studios has a rich and storied history, but few moments are as peculiar—and as hilariously cutting—as the creation of Your Studio & You. This 14-minute parody film, commissioned in 1995 to celebrate Universal’s new ownership under Seagram’s, brings together an all-star cast, biting humor, and the unmistakable comedic fingerprints of Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
Long before South Park debuted on Comedy Central in 1997, Stone and Parker were already carving out a reputation for their irreverent style, and Your Studio & You perfectly encapsulates their knack for turning even the most corporate project into something delightfully subversive.
Matt Stone & Trey Parker Before South Park
Stone & Parker were already known out in Hollywood as funny guys. Thanks largely to “The Spirit of Christmas,” which was this video greeting card that they’d crafted for a Fox executive – who then distributed this infamously funny thing (which had Our Lord Jesus Christ & Santa Claus literally duking it out for the holiday affections of Cartman, Kenny, Stan & Kyle) to friends & family.
This was the early 1990s. No internet. Each copy of “The Spirit of Christmas” was made on VHS tape and then mailed. Went viral the old-fashioned way. It’s rumored that George Clooney made over 300 copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” and passed these VHS taps along to friends and family.
Things didn’t move as fast as they do today. “The Spirit of Christmas” still became a sensation out West.
Zucker Brothers
Matt & Trey also had other supporters in the entertainment industry. Among them David Zucker, who was one of the members of ZAZ (i.e., Zucker Abrahams Zucker), the talented trio that made “Airplane!” in 1980, “Top Secret!” in 1984 and the three “Naked Gun” movies.
- The original “Naked Gun” in 1988
- “Naked Gun 2 & 1/2 : The Smell of Fear” in 1991
- and “Naked Gun 33 & a 1/3: The Final Insult” in 1994
All five of these parody films had been made for Paramount Pictures. But in the Late Winter / Early Spring of 1995, Universal had persuaded the Zucker Brothers to come over and set up shop in a bungalow on their lower lot. With the hope that – at some point further on down the line – David & his brother Jerry would start making funny films for Universal.

And it’s during this same window of time (We’re now talking April of 1995) that news breaks that Seagrams (Yep, the adult beverage company. Who – at the time – was making an absolute fortune on the sales of wine coolers) was about to buy a majority stake in MCAUniversal. We’re talking control of 80% of that company’s stock. Which would effectively make Seagrams the new owners of Universal Studios.
Edgar Bronfman
And Edgar Bronfman – the owner of Seagrams – knew that Universal had had a tough time with its previous owners – which had been the Matsushita Electric Industrial Co. of Japan. Matsushita had bought MCA back in November of 1990 for $7.5 billion but had never really understood the entertainment industry.
This is why – after repeatedly butting heads with Lew Wasserman & Sidney Sheinberg (i.e., the heads of Universal Studios & the Universal theme park respectively) when it came to creative control of this company – Matsushita decided to wash it hands of the entire enterprise. Agreeing to sell their holdings in MCA to Seagrams for $5.7 billion (effectively taking a nearly $2 billion loss on this investment).

And Bronfman … He knew that some bad feeling had developed between Hollywood’s creative community and the Japanese owners of Universal. The thinking was that executives at Matsushita Electric had just not gotten what it took to make movies & TV shows.
And Edgar? Right from the get-go, he wanted to show that Seagrams was NOT going to be Matsushita Electric Redux. Bronfman was looking for a way to send a clear message to Hollywood’s creative community that Universal’s new owners got it. That they were willing to work with Hollywood to make the best possible movies & TV shows at Universal.
And how did Edgar decide to get this message across? By making a funny movie.
Zucker Commissions Trey Parker for “Your Studio & You”
Mind you, Bronfman himself didn’t make this film. The owner of Seagrams reached out to David Zucker. Who – after initially agreeing to produce this introduction-to-Universal film – then farmed out the production of the actual project to Trey Parker. Who – just two days before shooting was supposed to star on the Universal Lot – persuaded Matt Stone to come help him on this project.
Which brings us to “Your Studio and You.” Which is a parody of an educational film from the 1950s, right down to being shot in black & white and featuring a very generic soundtrack.
Now what’s amazing about watching “Your Studio and You” today is that this 14-minute-long film features some of the biggest names working in Hollywood back in the mid-1990s. We’re talking about people like recent Golden Globe winner Demi Moore, Sylvester Stallone, Michael J. Fox and Angela Lansbury. Not to mention two of the most powerful men in all of Hollywood, Steven Spielberg & Jeffrey Katzenberg.
And what’s especially interesting about watch “Your Studio and You” is that – as you watch these performers go through their paces in this motion pictures (which – most of the time – involves doing some innocuous task while holding a Seagram’s wine cooler) – you often get the feeling that this star is not in on the gag.
So how did Matt & Trey get away with this? Simple. There was never actually a script for “Your Studio and You.”
Filming “Your Studio & You” at Universal Studios Hollywood
Mind you, David Zucker would always insist that there was. Especially when he’d phone up celebrities on the Universal Lot and say “Hey, I’m sending over a couple of college kids later today. They’re working with me on a new parody film. It’s something that we’re doing for the new owners of Universal. I need just a half hour of your time. We’re shooting something special for the party we’ll be holding when the Seagrams people first arrive at the Studio. Absolutely. You’ll definitely get an invite to that party. So can I count on you to help these kids out? Beautiful. They’ll be over there later this morning.”
And then Matt & Trey would show up and say “… Dang, Miss Lansbury. We’re sorry. We must have left our copy of the ‘Your Studio and You’ script back in our office. Which is clear on the other side of the Lot. So – rather than waste your time – why don’t we do this instead? Follow us over to the Psycho House. Where we’re then going to get footage of you painting the front porch on Mother Bates’ house while you say ‘Gosh, with all of the wonderful improvements going on around here, everyone is going to want to work at Universal.’ Oh, and can we also get you to wear this button on the front of your blazer which reads ‘Universal is A-OK’ ? “

And over & over again, the biggest names who were working for Universal at that time took part in the production of “Your Studio & You” because A) David Zucker vouched for Matt Stone & Trey Parker and B) this was something that was being made for the new owners of Universal. And it’s just natural to want to get in good with the new boss.
Steven Spielberg, Jeffery Katzenberg, and Jaws
But no one at Universal anticipated that “Your Studio & You” would wind up being as sharp edged as the finished product turned out to be. I mean, it’s one thing to bite the hand that feeds you. But “Your Studio & You” ? It doesn’t just bite the hand. It takes the hand off at the wrist.
It’s a brutally funny film. With one of the meanest moments reserved for Steven Spielberg, who plays a driver on the Universal Studio Tour who’s trying to persuade a tram full of bored tourists (one of whom is played by Jeffery Katzenberg) that the “Shark Attack” scene down by Jaws Lagoon is actually exciting.
Spielberg actually says lines like “ … Whoa, whoa. What is going on here? Ladies and gentlemen, this never happens. Look out! It’s a shark! Whoa, that is one big scary shark.”

Mind you, as footage of this mechanical shark repeatedly coming up out of the water is shown, “Your Studio & You” ‘s off-screen narrator (who is voiced by Trey Parker says):
“But what about tomorrow? If we don’t keep in step with the times, things that were once neat and thrilling can become old and stupid.”
“Your Studio & You” Reception
This film was supposed to be shown only once at the welcoming party for Seagrams executive on the Universal Lot. And I’m told that – when Edgar Bronfman saw the finished product at that party – he reportedly turned to David Zucker and said “ … That’s a little more mean-spirited that I think it needed to be.”
And with that, “Your Studio & You” was supposed to go back into the Universal vault, never to be seen again. But when “South Park” debuted on Comedy Central in August of 1997 and then became a sensation for its biting humor, there was suddenly a lot of interest in what else Matt & Trey had done. Which is why copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” began to circulate. And – over time – copies of “Your Studio & You” began to bubble up.
Which – as Stone & Parker have repeatedly pointed out – was just not supposed to happen. Largely because none of the celebrities who appeared in “Your Studio & You” had never signed releases for Universal’s legal department. Because – again – this was for a movie that was only going to be shown once at a private function on the Universal Lot.
Matt mentioned (as part of a career retrospective at the Paley Center in LA back in 2000) that “ … they wouldn’t even let us keep a copy of the finished film.”
It’s a funny but brutal movie. And worth taking a look at today especially if you’re a theme park history buff because it shows Universal Studios Hollywood’s “Jurassic Park: The Ride” still under construction on the Lower Lot. That attraction would finally open to the public in June of 1996.
“Your Studio & You” became a lot easier to see after Seagrams sold off its share of Universal to Vivendi in 2000. Copies began propagating online after that. Though Universal Legal will periodically make an effort to get the latest copy of “Your Studio & You” taken off the Internet because – again – none of the performers who appear on camera ever signed the proper releases and/or were paid for their efforts.
That said, if you’re up for a mean-spirited laugh, “Your Studio & You” is well worth 14 minutes of your time. That said, once you watch this thing, be warned:
- You’re immediately going to be thirsty for a Seagram’s wine cooler
- And you’re going to have a sudden desire to go out & buy a porcelain deer.
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