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Scrooge U : Part XXVI — “Ebenezer” is just ” … blah-blah-blah”

Jim Hill continues his look at the many movie & television adaptations of "A Christmas Carol." This time around, Jim talks about a mis-begotten TV movie version of Dickens' classic holiday tale from 1997

Published

18 years ago

December 17, 2006

Jim Hill

On paper, this sounds like such a clever idea. Shifting the location of "A Christmas Carol" out to the Old West. I mean, what better place is there to tell a ghost story than around a campfire?

And then the truly genius notion of hiring Academy Award-winner Jack Palance to play a westernized version of Ebenezer Scrooge. With Palance's weathered face (Which Billy Crystal once described as being so leathery that Jack was almost "a saddlebag with eyes") and his tougher-than-tough guy demeanor … Who wouldn't want to see that version of Charles Dickens' miserable old miser be redeemed & reform?

All of the proper elements for an incredibly successful adaptation of "A Christmas Carol" seem to be in place. So why then is "Ebenezer" so terrible?

Me? I blame the writers of this TV movie. Who — for the record — were Douglas Berquist, Michael Frislev, Donald Martin and Chad Oakes. All of whom have gone on to have fairly lucrative careers in Hollywood producing dreck like "Behind the Scenes: The Unauthorized Story of 'Mork & Mindy' " and "Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss."

Anyway … It's clear that Douglas, Michael, Donald & Chad had little or no faith in their time-tested source material. Which is why they evidently felt free to make whatever changes they wanted to Charles Dickens' classic holiday tale.

"What sort of changes?," you ask. Well, let's start with what they did with Ebenezer Scrooge. Who (in the original Dickens' version of this tale, anyway) may have been a hard-hearted, tight-fisted old skinflint. But — that said — Scrooge never seemed so bad that he was utterly unredeemable.

Whereas the miser that we meet in "Ebenezer" … Literally in the first five minutes of this TV movie, we see Scrooge cheating at cards. Sneaking hole cards out of special slots that are hidden under in his poker table. Which then allows Ebenezer to systematically steal Sameul Benson (Rick Schroder)'s money, land and horse.

Now Schroder's cowboy character knows that Scrooge has somehow cheated him. But he just can't prove it. Not yet anyway.

So there's a confrontation out in the street in front of Ebenezer's saloon. With Scrooge being held back by his bartender / book-keeper, Bob Crachit (Albert Schulz) while Benson is restrained by Ebenezer's own nephew, Fred (Daryl Shuttleworth). The miserable miser wants the cowboy to vacate his property immediately. But Fred — interceding on Sameul's behalf (Because it is Christmas Eve, after all) — persuades his uncle to give the now-down-on-his-luck cowpoke one last night on his ranch so that he can then pack up a few personal belongings.

After Sameul is sent on his way, Scrooge celebrates his latest ill-gotten gains by dropping by the local whorehouse for a free turkey dinner. Where — not-so-co-incidentally — Benson's fiancee, Erica Marlowe (Amy Locane) works. Not as one of the working girls in this madame's stable. But as this house-of-ill-repute's maid / cook.

Mind you, the only reason that Erica actually works at this whorehouse is because Ebenezer cheated the girl out of her rightful inheritance. Which was the saloon where Scrooge just got cheated Benson out of everything that he owns. But that was only because Ebenezer never honored the dying wish of his old partner, Jacob Marlowe (Richard Halliday).

So imagine Scrooge's surprise when his long-dead partner suddenly turns up in his office to call this card cheat on his bad behavior. Ebenezer is so startled that he actually fires a shot at Jacob. Who — in turn — then pulls a gun on the miser.

Do you get yet what's wrong with this particular version of "A Christmas Carol"? Scrooge isn't the "… squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous old sinner" that Dickens' described who's a " … tight-fisted hand at the grindstone." In this TV movie, Ebenezer starts out as a really-for-real bad guy. Someone who actually cheats a good-hearted, young cowboy out of everything that he owns.

Once your story starts out this-a-way … It's almost impossible to gain the audience's sympathies. To ever have the viewers root for this version of Scrooge to be redeemed.

Oh, sure. The writers — as part of the Ghost of Christmas Past section of the story — try to make us feel bad for Young Ebenezer. Again departing from the Dickens, they invent a reason for this promising young student to be kicked out of school. You see, Scrooge's father has made some bad investments. So he can no longer afford to send his son to some hoity-toity academy.

Which (I'll admit) is an interesting motivation for Ebenezer's ultimate attitude toward money. To make as much as he can by whatever means possible. So that Scrooge doesn't then wind up repeating his father's mistakes and squandering the family fortine.

But — that said — it's still hard to hang onto any sympathy that you may be be developing for this miser when the writers have their title character doing things like dismissively calling his Native American spirit guide (Michelle Thrush) Pocahontas.

Of course, what makes this situation even worse is that — over this TV movie's Ghost of Christmas Past sequence — we keep seeing Ebenezer committing all of these irredeemable acts. Like stealing all of the money out of the register at Fezziwig's General Mercantile, so that Scrooge then has the funds he needs to trek out west. Followed by cheating his father-in-law (Yes, Ebenezer actually gets married — albiet briefly — in this version of "A Christmas Carol") out of his ranch. Then neglecting his new wife, Rebecca (Jocelyne Loewen) as Ebenezer builds his fortune.

And let's not forget how Scrooge sells off this plague-ridden herd of cattle to some unsuspecting rube … You see what I'm saying yet? This version of Ebenezer is really a bad, bad man.

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So — by the time that we finally get around to the Ghost of Christmas portion of the program — the damage is already done. No amount of having Scrooge stare longingly through the window at the Crachit family's holiday meal or having this miser shed a tear when he hears his nephew's toast is ever going to make the audience forget that Ebenezer has committed all of these terrible crimes earlier in the program.

And don't even get me started on how the whole Scrooge-cheats-Benson sub-plot plays out. With Sameul & Erica eventually breaking into Ebenezer's saloon after hours and discovering the secret card slots that this miser had hidden in his poker table. After he learns Ebenezer's secret, this cowpoke is so infuriated that he rushes right down to Scrooge's house and immediately challenges the cheat to a showdown.

Which — of course — has to be held the very next day. Christmas Day. At high noon.

It's at this point that "Ebenezer" spins totally out of control. With Scrooge first begging the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Be to stop this ridiculous showdown (Not because this miserable miser is worried about losing. But — rather — because Ebenezer knows that he's a far better shot than Sameul. Which means that — should these two ever actually wind up in a gun battle together — the young cowpoke is going to die). Then this TV movie suddenly jumps ahead a year, and we're all attending Tiny Tim's funeral.

There are all of these emotional manipulative things going in the final half hour of "Ebenezer" … But — in the end — you just don't care. Because even an actor of Jack Palance's stature can take this unworkable teleplay work.

You see, for every idea that sort of kind of works (I.E. Having the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Be pull back his hood and reveal the face of Simon Scrooge [Linden Banks], Ebenezer's father), there are two other concepts that are just plain wrong. Like having Scrooge & the Ghost of Christmas Present remain on their horses as they eavesdrop on nephew Fred's holiday toast. Or having Ebenezer play the role of Santa Claus in the town's Christmas pageant. Where Scrooge then has to get Tiny Tim's help before the townspeople will agree to join this now-reformed miser in the singing of a hymn.

You want to know "Ebenezer" 's worst offense? In its original short story form, "A Christmas Carol" has all of this great dialogue, stuff that's tailor-made to be dropped straight into a teleplay with little or no change. But because Berquist, Frislev, Martin & Oakes obviously had no faith in their source material, they discarded virtually all of Dickens' dialogue and inserted their own clever lines. Which — in some scenes in this TV movie — literally amount to having Scrooge (when he's replying to criticism) say "Blah blah blah."

Which is why — I think, anyway — "Ebenezer" wound up being such a blah-blah-blah adaptation of Dickens' classic holiday tale.

Tomorrow … It's time for yet another animated version of "A Christmas Carol." With Tim Curry of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" fame voicing the role of Ebenezer Scrooge … Well, it sounds like we're all in for a pretty time-warped version of this holiday tale.

Your thoughts?

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Seward Johnson bronzes add a surreal, artistic touch to NYC’s Garment District

Published

9 years ago

June 23, 2015

Jim Hill

Greetings from NYC. Nancy and I drove down from New
Hampshire yesterday because we'll be checking out
Disney Consumer Products' annual Holiday Showcase later today.

Anyway … After checking into our hotel (i.e., The Paul.
Which is located down in NYC's NoMad district), we decided to grab some dinner.
Which is how we wound up at the Melt Shop.

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Which is this restaurant that only sells grilled cheese sandwiches.
This comfort food was delicious, but kind of on the heavy side.

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Which is why — given that it was a beautiful summer night
— we'd then try and walk off our meals. We started our stroll down by the Empire
State Building
…

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… and eventually wound up just below Times
Square (right behind where the Waterford Crystal Times Square New
Year's Eve Ball is kept).

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But you know what we discovered en route? Right in the heart
of Manhattan's Garment District
along Broadway between 36th and 41st? This incredibly cool series of life-like
and life-sized sculptures that Seward
Johnson has created.

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And — yes — that is Abraham Lincoln (who seems to have
slipped out of WDW's Hall of Presidents when no one was looking and is now
leading tourists around Times Square). These 18 painted
bronze pieces (which were just installed late this past Sunday night / early
Monday morning) range from the surreal to the all-too-real.

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Some of these pieces look like typical New Yorkers. Like the
business woman planning out her day …

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… the postman delivering the mail …

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… the hot dog vendor working at his cart …

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… the street musician playing for tourists …

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Not to mention the tourists themselves.

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But right alongside the bronze businessmen …

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… and the tired grandmother hauling her groceries home …

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… there were also statues representing people who were
from out-of-town …

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… or — for that matter — out-of-time.

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These were the Seward Johnson pieces that genuinely beguiled. Famous impressionist paintings brought to life in three dimensions.

Note the out-of-period water bottle that some tourist left
behind. Photo by Jim Hill

Some of them so lifelike that you actually had to pause for
a moment (especially as day gave way to night in the city) and say to yourself
"Is that one of the bronzes? Or just someone pretending to be one of these
bronzes?"

Mind you, for those of you who aren't big fans of the
impressionists …

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… there's also an array of American icons. Among them
Marilyn Monroe …

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… and that farmer couple from Grant Wood's "American
Gothic."

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But for those of you who know your NYC history, it's hard to
beat that piece which recreates Alfred Eisenstaedt's famous photograph of V-J Day in Times Square.

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By the way, a 25-foot-tall version of this particular Seward
Johnson piece ( which — FYI — is entitled "Embracing Peace") will actually
be placed in Times Square for a few days on or around August 14th to commemorate the 70th
anniversary of Victory Over Japan Day (V-J Day).

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By the way, if you'd like to check these Seward Johnson bronzes in
person (which — it should be noted — are part of the part of the Garment
District Alliance's new public art offering) — you'd best schedule a trip to
the City sometime over the next three months. For these pieces will only be on
display now through September 15th.

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Wondering what you should “Boldly Go” see at the movies next year? The 2015 Licensing Expo offers you some clues

Published

9 years ago

June 10, 2015

Jim Hill

Greeting from the 2015 Licensing Expo, which is being held
at the Mandalay Bay
Convention Center in Las
Vegas.

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I have to admit that I enjoy covering the Licensing Expo.
Mostly becomes it allows bloggers & entertainment writers like myself to
get a peek over the horizon. Scope out some of the major motion pictures &
TV shows that today's vertically integrated entertainment conglomerates
(Remember when these companies used to be called movie studios?) will be
sending our way over the next two years or so.

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Take — for example — all of "The Secret Life of
Pets" banners that greeted Expo attendees as they made their way to the
show floor today. I actually got to see some footage from this new Illumination
Entertainment production (which will hit theaters on July 8, 2016) the last time I was in Vegas. Which
was for CinemaCon back in April. And the five or so minutes of film that I viewed
suggested that "The Secret Life of Pets" will be a really funny
animated feature.

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Mind you, Universal Pictures wanted to make sure that Expo
attendees remembered that there was another Illumination Entertainment production
coming-to-a-theater-near-them before "The Secret Life of Pets" (And
that's "Minions," the "Despicable Me" prequel. Which
premieres at the Annecy International Animated Film Festival next week but
won't be screened stateside 'til July 10th of this year). Which is why they had
three minions who were made entirely out of LEGOS loitering out in the lobby.

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And Warner Bros. — because they wanted "Batman v
Superman: Dawn of Justice" to start trending on Twitter today — brought
the Batmobile to Las Vegas.

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Not to mention full-sized macquettes of Batman, Superman and
Wonder Woman. Just so conventioneers could then see what these DC superheroes
would actually look like in this eagerly anticipated, March 25, 2016 release.

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That's the thing that can sometimes be a wee bit frustrating
about the Licensing Expo. It's all about delayed gratification. You'll come
around a corner and see this 100 foot-long ad for "The Peanuts Movie"
and think "Hey, that looks great. I want to see that Blue Sky Studios production
right now." It's only then that you notice the fine print and realize that
"The Peanuts Movie" doesn't actually open in theaters 'til November
6th of this year.

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And fan of Blue Sky's "Ice Age" film franchise are in for an even
longer wait. Given that the latest installment in that top grossing series
doesn't arrive in theaters 'til July
15, 2016.

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Of course, if you're one of those people who needs immediate
gratification when it comes to your entertainment, there was stuff like that to
be found at this year's Licensing Expo. Take — for example — how the WWE
booth was actually shaped like a wrestling ring. Which — I'm guessing — meant
that if the executives of World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. didn't like
the offer that you were making, they were then allowed to toss you out over the
top rope, Royal Rumble-style.

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I also have to admit that — as a longtime Star Trek fan —
it was cool to see the enormous Starship Enterprise that hung in place over the
CBS booth. Not to mention getting a glimpse of the official Star Trek 50th
Anniversary logo.

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I was also pleased to see lots of activity in The Jim Henson
Company booth. Which suggests that JHC has actually finally carved out a
post-Muppets identity for itself.

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Likewise for all of us who were getting a little concerned
about DreamWorks Animation (what with all the layoffs & write-downs &
projects that were put into turnaround or outright cancelled last year), it was
nice to see that booth bustling.

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Every so often, you'd come across some people who were
promoting a movie that you weren't entirely sure that you actually wanted to
see (EX: "Angry Birds," which Sony Pictures Entertainment / Columbia
Pictures will be releasing to theaters on May 20, 2016). But then you remembered that Clay Kaytis —
who's this hugely talented former Walt Disney Animation Studios animator — is
riding herd on "Angry Birds" with Fergal Reilly. And you'd think
"Well, if Clay's working on 'Angry Birds,' I'm sure this animated feature
will turn out fine."

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Mind you, there were reminders at this year's Licensing Expo
of great animated features that we're never going to get to see now. I still
can't believe — especially after that brilliant proof-of-concept footage
popped up online last year — that Sony execs decided not to go forward
with production of Genndy Tartakovsky's
"Popeye" movie. But that's the
cruel thing about the entertainment business, folks. It will sometime break
your heart.

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And make no mistake about this. The Licensing Expo is all
about business. That point was clearly driven home at this year's show when —
as you walked through the doors of the Mandalay
Bay Convention Center
— the first thing that you saw was the Hasbros Booth. Which was this gleaming,
sleek two story-tall affair full of people who were negotiating deals &
signing contracts for all of the would-be summer blockbusters that have already
announced release dates for 2019 & beyond.

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"But what about The Walt Disney Company?," you
ask. "Weren't they represented on the show floor at this year's Licensing
Expo?" Not really, not. I mean, sure. There were a few companies there hyping
Disney-related products. Take — for example — the Disney Wikkeez people.

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I'm assuming that some Disney Consumer Products exec is
hoping that Wikkeez will eventually become the new Tsum Tsum. But to be blunt,
these little hard plastic figures don't seem to have the same huggable charm
that those stackable plush do. But I've been wrong before. So let's see what
happens with Disney Wikkeez once they start showing up on the shelves of the
Company's North American retail partners.

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And speaking of Disney's retail partners … They were
meeting with Mouse House executives behind closed doors one floor down from the
official show floor for this year's Licensing Expo.

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And the theme for this year's invitation-only Disney shindig? "Timeless
Stories" involving the Disney, Pixar, Marvel & Lucasfilm brands that
would then appeal to "tomorrow's consumer."

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And just to sort of hammer home the idea that Disney is no
longer the Company which cornered the market when it comes to little girls
(i.e., its Disney Princess and Disney Fairies franchises), check out this
wall-sized Star Wars-related image that DCP put up just outside of one of its
many private meeting rooms. "See?," this carefully crafted photo
screams. "It isn't just little boys who want to wield the Force. Little
girls also want to grow up and be Lords of the Sith."

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One final, kind-of-ironic note: According to this banner,
Paramount Pictures will be releasing a movie called "Amusement Park"
to theaters sometime in 2017.

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Well, given all the "Blackfish" -related issues
that have been dogged SeaWorld Parks & Entertainment over the past two years, I'm
just hoping that they'll still be in the amusement park business come 2017.

Your thoughts?

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It takes more than three circles to craft a Classic version of Mickey Mouse

Published

9 years ago

June 9, 2015

Jim Hill

You know what Mickey Mouse looks like, right? Little guy,
big ears?

Truth be told, Disney's corporate symbol has a lot of
different looks. If Mickey's interacting with Guests at Disneyland
Park (especially this summer, when
the Happiest Place on Earth
is celebrating its 60th anniversary), he looks & dresses like this.

Or when he's appearing in one of those Emmy Award-winning shorts that Disney
Television Animation has produced (EX: "Bronco Busted," which debuts
on the Disney Channel tonight at 8 p.m. ET / PT), Mickey is drawn in a such a
way that he looks hip, cool, edgy & retro all at the same time.

Looking ahead to 2017 now, when Disney Junior rolls out "Mickey and the
Roadster Racers," this brand-new animated series will feature a sportier version
of Disney's corporate symbol. One that Mouse House managers hope will persuade
preschool boys to more fully embrace this now 86 year-old character.

That's what most people don't realize about the Mouse. The
Walt Disney Company deliberately tailors Mickey's look, even his style of
movement, depending on what sort of project / production he's appearing in.

Take — for example — Disney
California Adventure
Park's "World of Color:
Celebrate!" Because Disney's main mouse would be co-hosting this new
nighttime lagoon show with ace emcee Neil Patrick Harris, Eric Goldberg really had
to step up Mickey's game. Which is why this master Disney animator created
several minutes of all-new Mouse animation which then showed that Mickey was
just as skilled a showman as Neil was.

Better yet, let's take a look at what the folks at Avalanche Studios just went
through as they attempted to create a Classic version of Mickey & Minnie.
One that would then allow this popular pair to become part of Disney Infinity
3.0.

"I won't lie to you. We were under a lot of pressure to
get the look of this particular version of Mickey — he's called Red Pants
Mickey around here — just right," said Jeff Bunker, the VP of Art
Development at Avalanche Studios, during a recent phone interview. "When
we brought Sorcerer Mickey into Disney Infinity 1.0 back in January of 2014,
that one was relatively easy because … Well, everyone knows what Mickey Mouse
looked like when he appeared in 'Fantasia.' "

"But this time around, we were being asked to design
THE Mickey & Minnie," Bunker continued. "And given that these Classic
Disney characters have been around in various different forms for the better
part of the last century … Well, which look was the right look?"

Which is why Jeff and his team at Avalanche Studios began watching hours &
hours of Mickey Mouse shorts. As they tried to get a handle on which look would
work best for these characters in Disney Infinity 3.0.

"And we went all the way back to the very start of Mickey's career. We began
with 'Steamboat Willie' and then watched all of those black & white Mickey shorts
that Walt made back in the late 1920s & early 1930s. From there, we
transitioned to his Technicolor shorts. Which is when Mickey went from being
this pie-eyed, really feisty character to more of a well-behaved leading
man," Bunker recalled. "We then finished out our Mouse marathon by
watching all of those new Mickey shorts that Paul Rudish & his team have
been creating for Disney Television Animation. Those cartoons really recapture
a lot of the spirit and wild slapstick fun that Mickey's early, black &
white shorts had."

But given that the specific assignment that Avalanche Studios had been handed
was to create the most appealing looking, likeable version of Mickey Mouse
possible … In the end, Jeff and his team wound up borrowing bits & pieces
from a lot of different versions of the world's most famous mouse. So that
Classic Mickey would then look & move in a way that best fit the sort of
gameplay which people would soon be able to experience with Disney Infinity
3.0.

"That — in a lot of ways — was actually the toughest
part of the Classic Mickey design project. You have to remember that one of the
key creative conceits of Disney Infinity
is that all the characters which appear in this game are toys," Bunker
stated. "Okay. So they're beautifully detailed, highly stylized toy
versions of beloved Disney, Pixar, Marvel & Lucasfilm characters. But
they're still supposed to be toys. So our Classic versions of Mickey &
Minnie have the same sort of thickness & sturdiness to them that toys have.
So that they'll then be able to fit right in with all of the rest of the
characters that Avalanche Studios had previously designed for Disney Infinity."

And then there was the matter of coming up with just the
right pose for Classic Mickey & Minnie. Which — to hear Jeff tell the
story — involved input from a lot of Disney upper management.

"Everyone within the Company seemed to have an opinion
about how Mickey & Minnie should be posed. More to the point, if you Google
Mickey, you then discover that there are literally thousands of poses out there
for these two. Though — truth be told — a lot of those kind of play off the
way Mickey poses when he's being Disney's corporate symbol," Bunker said.
"But what I was most concerned about was that Mickey's pose had to work
with Minnie's pose. Because we were bringing the Classic versions of these
characters up into Disney Infinity 3.0 at the exact same time. And we wanted to
make sure — especially for those fans who like to put their Disney Infinity
figures on display — that Mickey's pose would then complement Minnie.

Which is why Jeff & the crew at Avalanche Studios
decided — when it came to Classic Mickey & Minnie's pose — that they
should go all the way back to the beginning. Which is why these two Disney icons
are sculpted in such a way that it almost seems as though you're witnessing the
very first time Mickey set eyes on Minnie.

"And what was really great about that was — as soon as
we began showing people within the Company this pose — everyone at Disney
quickly got on board with the idea. I mean, the Classic Mickey that we sculpted
for Disney Infinity 3.0 is clearly a very playful, spunky character. But at the
same time, he's obviously got eyes for Minnie," Bunker concluded. "So
in the end, we were able to come up with Classic versions of these characters
that will work well within the creative confines of Disney Infinity 3.0 but at
the same time please those Disney fans who just collect these figures because
they like the way the Disney Infinity characters look."

So now that this particular design project is over, does
Jeff regret that Mouse House upper management was so hands-on when it came to
making sure that the Classic versions of Mickey & Minnie were specifically
tailored to fit the look & style of gameplay found in Disney Infinity 3.0?

"To be blunt, we go through this every time we add a new character to the
game. The folks at Lucasfilm were just as hands-on when we were designing the
versions of Darth Vader and Yoda that will also soon be appearing in Disney
Infinity 3.0," Bunker laughed. "So in the end, if the character's
creators AND the fans are happy, then I'm happy."

This article was originally posted on the Huffington Post's Entertainment page on Tuesday, June 9, 2015