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“The Dark Side of Disney” reveals the pleasures & perils of being naughty at WDW

Published

13 years ago

December 14, 2011

It’s that classic Christmas-time question: Have you been
naughty or nice this year?

Well, Leonard Kinsey – at least as far as Walt Disney World
is concerned – has been very, very naughty. He and his merry band of
Mouse-obsessed miscreants (Wait a minute. Would that then make Kinsey and his
crew mouse-creants?) have ventured into all sorts of Cast-Member-Only
areas. Places like the Utilidors under
the Magic Kingdom and – more recently – the long-closed upstairs portion of the
ImageWorks at Epcot‘s Imagination Pavilion.

And Leonard has taken a number of these illicit adventures –
plus an account of urban explorer Shane Perez‘s late-night swim over to Disney
World’s long-closed Discovery Island zoological park as well as Hoot Gibson’s after-hours
explorations of Epcot’s Horizons pavilion – and collected them in a 172-page
paperback that Kinsey has called “The Dark Side of Disney.”

So does “Dark Side” live up to the hype on its cover (which states
that this collection of stories is “The Anarchist Cookbook of Disney Travel
Guides”)? Well, after paging through the review copy which I got sent last week, I’d have to say that that largely depends on whether you actually know any longtime
Cast Members or not.

Because if you don’t have anyone like that in your immediate
circle of friends / extended family, some of the anecdotes collected here about
on-property drinking, drugging and other adult behaviors will no doubt shock
you. On the other hand, if you already know a Cast Member or two, you’ve
probably heard some stories that are just as bad – if not worse – as the tales
that you’ll find in “The Dark Side of Disney.”

So what makes this book better than – say – hanging out at the
Perkins at the Crossroads Shopping Center near Downtown Disney and listening to
some of your old Cast Member friends tell tales out of school? Leonard’s rather
adult writing style, for starters. Which attempts to blend Tucker Max‘s
debauched frat boy adventures with Hunter S. Thompson’s gonzo journalism.

More to the point, Kinsey is quick to acknowledge that the “
… utterly unauthorized tips, tricks, & scams” which “The Dark Side of
Disney” promotes often don’t work. Take – for example – what happens when
Leonard tries to use a used ticket that he purchased out on 192 to gain
entrance to one of WDWs’ theme parks.

It used to be that if you bought a phony or used ticket that
didn’t work you could go to Guest Services and they’d be really understanding
and nice about it and give you a new one. But now they’re wise to the whole
underground reseller racket and are completely unsympathetic to the plight of
scammed tourists. How do I know this?
Because I took one for the team and bought such a ticket.

The buying part was easy: I went into a gas station, made sure that there
weren’t any cops around, and paid cash for a Two-Day (Magic Your Way) base
ticket. Using the ticket at the parks was where the whole thing fell apart.
Here’s how it went down:

The crowds are light as I approach the turnstile at The
Magic Kingdom, put my used ticket through the slot, and place my finger on the
scanner. It doesn’t work. The (Cast Member) tells me to do it again, with the
other hand. Still doesn’t work.

Me: “Huh, that’s weird.”
CM:
“Are you sure that this is your ticket?”
Me:
“Uhhh … “
CM:
“Sir, you’ll need to go to Guest Services to get this resolved. Have a
magical day!”
Me:
“Okay. Thanks.”

So I go to Guest Relations and hand over my ticket.

Me: “It doesn’t work when I put my finger on the thingy.”
CM: “Did you use the same finger you used the first time you went through the
gate with this ticket?”
Me: “Not exactly.”
CM: “Sir, where did you purchase this ticket?”
Me: “From a gas station.”
CM: “We’re sorry, but we’re not able to accept tickets purchased from
unauthorized resellers. Unfortunately you’ll need to buy a new ticket. I can
help you with that now, if you’d like.”
Me: “So I just lost a bunch of money, right? And there’s nothing you can do
about it?”
CM: “That is our policy, sir.”
Me: “Bummer. Can I get my ticket back, so I can at least sell back to the gas
station?”
CM: “Unfortunately since it was resold illegally I will need to confiscate it.
However, here is a collectible ‘What Will You Celebrate‘ pin. Have a magical
day!”

So – as you can see – while being naughty can sometimes be
fun, it will often cost you.

Another reason that you should probably steer clear of using
any of the “tricks & scams” described in “The Dark Side of Disney” that I’ve
recently been told by someone with ties to upper management at the WDW Resort
actually purchased a couple of copies of Kinsey’s book.
Not because they’re big fans of Leonard’s work, mind you. But rather because this Mouse
House manager want the frontline employees at the Parks to be aware of the
sort of scams that “The Dark Side of Disney” suggests people should try during
their next trip to Disney World.

To be fair here, Kinsey explicitly states in his book’s epilogue
that …

… I don’t advocate anyone engaging in illegal activities
inside WDW. If you break the law and get caught, it’s all on you. So before
attempting anything in this book that might be potentially illegal, ask
yourself “Is the fun and excitement of participating in this illegal activity
worth the potential negatives that would come with getting caught, landing in
jail, and having a misdemeanor / felony charge on my record?”

So taking that into consideration, I guess – when you get
right down to it – Leonard Kinsey’s “The Dark Side of Disney” is really a
literary exercise in another type of adult activity: voyeurism. In that we get
to watch Kinsey and his crew attempt to do bad things while they’re on vacation
at Walt Disney World (EX: Newmeyer jumps the gate at Epcot and then give
McGeorge & Kinsey a thumbs up, thrilled that he managed to make it into a
Disney theme park without paying for a ticket) and then snort as this allegedly bad-ass
behavior gets an entirely predictable reaction from the people who actually run
that Park (i.e. “Ten seconds later two security officers wearing Hawaiian shirts
walk up alongside Newmeyer and casually take his arms, leading him backstage.
He looks back at us in panic before he disappears behind a façade of manicured
plants”).

Don’t get me wrong, Leonard and his league do get away with
just enough stuff that “The Dark Side of Disney” does give you a sense of how
much fun it can be to behave badly at Walt Disney World. But at the same time,
Kinsey makes it clear that being naughty really does have its consequences when
it comes to this Resort.

So bearing that in mind, I’m far less inclined to buy into the
hype on the back on this book, which states that “The Dark Side of Disney” is “
… unabashedly unafraid of offending the family-oriented audiences (that is)
catered to by other Disney travel guides.” Especially since so many of the “tricks
& scams” listed in this book are either already well-known and being used/abused
by the public (EX: renting a wheelchair for a member of your party so that you
can then avoid waiting in line by using the handicap entrance for many of the
rides, shows and attractions at the Parks) or they’re now out-of-date (EX:
Kinsey’s suggestion that you make a dinner reservation at the Poly or the
Contemporary so that you can then score free, up-close parking while visiting
the Magic Kingdom has effectively been negated by Food & Beverage’s recent
decision to institute a $10-per-person cancellation fee at many WDW eateries).

So rather than thinking of “The Dark Side of Disney” as a
guide book to the myriad ways you can misbehave the next time you visit the Mouse,
perhaps the smarter way of thinking of Leonard’s collection of sordid
behind-the-scenes stories is that it’s the literary equivalent of “Jackass.” In
that you get the pleasure of reading about how Kinsey and Co. broke the rules
without then having to deal with any of the consequences of breaking the rules
yourself.

Which – when you really think about it – is a pretty nice (Well,
if not exactly nice, at least trouble-free) way of being naughty.

Your thoughts?

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Disney and Macy’s 90-Year Thanksgiving Day Parade Partnership: From Mickey’s First Balloon to Minnie’s Big Debut

Published

7 days ago

November 15, 2024

Jim Hill

Now, folks, if you’re like me, Thanksgiving just wouldn’t be the same without a coffee, a cozy seat, and Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on the TV. And if you’re really like me, you’re watching for one thing: Disney balloons floating down 34th Street. Ever wondered how Mickey, Donald, and soon Minnie Mouse found their way into this beloved New York tradition? Well, grab your popcorn because we’re diving into nearly 90 years of Disney’s partnership with Macy’s.

The Very First Parade and the Early Days of Balloons

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade goes way back to 1924, but if you can believe it, balloons weren’t part of the festivities until 1927. That first lineup included Felix the Cat, a dragon, and a toy soldier, all towering above the crowds. Back then, Macy’s had a pretty wild idea to end the parade: they would let the balloons drift off into the sky, free as birds. But this wasn’t just Macy’s feeling generous. Each balloon had a message attached, offering a $100 reward (about $1,800 in today’s dollars) for anyone who returned it to the flagship store on 34th Street.

And here’s where it gets interesting. This tradition carried on for a few years, right up until 1932, when Felix the Cat almost took down a plane flying over New York City! Imagine that—you’re flying into LaGuardia, and suddenly, there’s a 60-foot balloon drifting toward your wing. Needless to say, that was the end of Macy’s “fly away” stunt, and from then on, the balloons have stayed firmly grounded after the parade ends.

1934: Mickey Mouse Floats In, and Disney Joins the Parade

It was 1934 when Mickey Mouse finally made his grand debut in the Macy’s parade. Rumor has it Walt Disney himself collaborated with Macy’s on the design, and by today’s standards, that first Mickey balloon was a bit of a rough cut. This early Mickey had a hotdog-shaped body, and those oversized ears gave him a slightly lopsided look. But no one seemed to mind. Mickey was there, larger than life, floating down the streets of New York, and the crowd loved him.

Mickey wasn’t alone that year. He was joined by Pluto, Horace Horsecollar, and even the Big Bad Wolf and Practical Pig from The Three Little Pigs, making it a full Disney lineup for the first time. Back then, Disney wasn’t yet the entertainment powerhouse we know today, so for Walt, getting these characters in the parade meant making a deal. Macy’s required its star logo to be featured on each Disney balloon—a small concession that set the stage for Disney’s long-standing presence in the parade.

Donald Duck in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade – Donaldism

Duck Joins and Towers Over Mickey

A year later, in 1935, Macy’s introduced Donald Duck to the lineup, and here’s where things got interesting. Mickey may have been the first Disney character to float through the parade, but Donald made a huge splash—literally. His balloon was an enormous 60 feet tall and 65 feet long, towering over Mickey’s 40-foot frame. Donald quickly became a fan favorite, appearing in the lineup for several years before being retired.

Fast-forward a few decades, and Donald was back for a special appearance in 1984 to celebrate his 50th birthday. Macy’s dug the balloon out of storage, re-inflated it, and sent Donald down 34th Street once again, bringing a bit of nostalgia to the holiday crowd.

A Somber Parade in 2001

Now, one of my most memorable trips to the parade was in 2001, just weeks after the 9/11 attacks. Nancy and I, along with our friends, headed down to New York, and the mood was something I’ll never forget. We watched the start of the parade from Central Park West, but before that, we went to the Museum of Natural History the night before to see the balloons being inflated. They were covered in massive cargo nets, with sandbags holding them down. It’s surreal to see these enormous balloons anchored down before they’re set free.

That year, security was intense, with police lining the streets, and then-Mayor Rudy Giuliani rode on the Big Apple float to roaring applause. People cheered his name, waving and shouting as he passed. It felt like the entire city had turned out to show their resilience. Even amidst all the heightened security and tension, seeing those balloons—brought a bit of joy back to the city.

Balloon Prep: From New Jersey’s MetLife Stadium to California’s D23 Expo

Each year before the parade, Macy’s holds a rehearsal event known as Balloon Fest at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. This is where handlers get their first crack at guiding the balloons, practicing with their parade masters, and learning the ropes—literally. It’s an entire production unto itself, with dozens of people rehearsing to make sure these enormous inflatables glide smoothly down the streets of New York on parade day.

In 2015, Macy’s took the balloon show on the road, bringing their Buzz Lightyear balloon out to California for the D23 Expo. I was lucky enough to be there, and watching Buzz get inflated piece by piece in the Anaheim Convention Center parking lot was something to behold. Each section was filled with helium in stages, and when they got around to Buzz’s lower half, well, there were more than a few gas-related jokes from the crowd.

These balloons seem to have a personality all their own, and seeing one like Buzz come to life up close—even outside of New York—had all the excitement and anticipation of the real deal.

Mickey’s Comeback as a Bandleader and Sailor Mickey

After a long hiatus, Mickey Mouse made his return to the Macy’s parade in 2000, this time sporting a new bandleader outfit. Nine years later, in 2009, Sailor Mickey joined the lineup, promoting Disney Cruise Line with a nautical twist. Over the past two decades, Disney has continued to enchant parade-goers with characters like Buzz Lightyear in 2008 and Olaf from Frozen in 2017. These balloons keep Disney’s iconic characters front and center, drawing in both longtime fans and new viewers.

But ever wonder what happens to the balloons after they reach the end of 34th Street? They don’t just disappear. Each balloon is carefully deflated, rolled up like a massive piece of laundry, and packed into storage bins. From there, they’re carted back through the Lincoln Tunnel to Macy’s Parade Studio in New Jersey, where they await their next flight.

Macy’s Disney Celebration at Hollywood Studios

In 1992, Macy’s took the spirit of the parade down to Disney-MGM Studios in Orlando. After that year’s parade, several balloons—including Santa Goofy, Kermit the Frog, and Betty Boop—were transported to Hollywood Studios, re-inflated, and anchored along New York Street as part of a holiday display. Visitors could walk through this “Macy’s New York Christmas” setup and see the balloons up close, right in the middle of the park. While this display only ran for one season, it paved the way for the Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights, which became a holiday staple at the park for years to come.

Minnie Mouse’s Long-Awaited Debut in 2024

This year, Minnie Mouse will finally join the parade, making her long-overdue debut. Macy’s is rolling out the red carpet for Minnie’s arrival with special pop-up shops across the country, where fans can find exclusive Minnie ears, blown-glass ornaments, T-shirts, and more to celebrate her first appearance in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

For those lucky enough to catch the parade this year, you’ll see Minnie take her first float down 34th Street, decked out in her iconic red bow and polka-dot dress. Macy’s and Disney are also unveiling a new Disney Cruise Line float honoring all eight ships, including the latest, the Disney Treasure.

As always, I’ll be watching from my favorite chair, coffee in hand, as Minnie makes her grand entrance. The 98th annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade airs live on NBC, and it’s a tradition you won’t want to miss—whether you’re on 34th Street or tuning in from home.

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Disney’s Forgotten Halloween Event: The Original Little Monsters on Main Street

Published

2 months ago

September 22, 2024

Jim Hill

When most Disney fans think of Halloween in the parks, they immediately picture Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party at Walt Disney World or the Oogie Boogie Bash at Disneyland Resort. But before those events took over as the must-attend spooky celebrations, there was a little-known event at Disneyland called Little Monsters on Main Street. And its origins? Well, they go all the way back to the 1980s, during a time when America was gripped by fear—the Satanic Panic.

You see, back in the mid-1980s, parents were terrified that Halloween had become dangerous. Urban legends about drug-laced candy or razor blades hidden in apples were widespread, and many parents felt they couldn’t let their kids out of sight for even a moment. Halloween, which was once a carefree evening of trick-or-treating in the neighborhood, had suddenly become a night filled with anxiety.

This is where Disneyland’s Little Monsters on Main Street came in.

The Origins of Little Monsters on Main Street

Back in 1989, the Disneyland Community Action Team—later known as the VoluntEARS—decided to create a safe, nostalgic Halloween experience for Cast Members and their families. Many schools in the Anaheim area were struggling to provide basic school supplies to students, and the VoluntEARS saw an opportunity to combine a safe Halloween with a charitable cause. Thus, Little Monsters on Main Street was born.

This event was not open to the general public. Only Disneyland Cast Members could purchase tickets, which were initially priced at just $5 each. Cast Members could bring their kids—but only as many as were listed as dependents with HR. And even then, the park put a cap on attendance: the first event was limited to just 1,000 children.

A Unique Halloween Experience

Little Monsters on Main Street wasn’t just another Halloween party. It was designed to give kids a safe, fun environment to enjoy trick-or-treating, much like the good old days. On Halloween night in 1989, kids in costume wandered through Disneyland with their pillowcases, visiting 20 different trick-or-treat stations. They also had the chance to ride a few of their favorite Fantasyland attractions, all after the park had closed to the general public.

The event was run entirely by the VoluntEARS—about 200 of them—who built and set up all the trick-or-treat stations themselves. They arrived at Disneyland before the park closed and, as soon as the last guest exited, they began setting up stations across Main Street, Adventureland, Frontierland, Fantasyland, and Tomorrowland. The event ran from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m., and by the time the last pillowcase-wielding kid left, the VoluntEARS cleaned everything up, making sure the park was ready for the next day’s operations.

It wasn’t just candy and rides, though. The event featured unique entertainment, like a Masquerade Parade down Main Street, U.S.A., where kids could show off their costumes. And get this—Disneyland even rigged up a Cast Member dressed as a witch to fly from the top of the Matterhorn to Frontierland on the same wire that Tinker Bell uses during the fireworks. Talk about a magical Halloween experience!

The Haunted Mansion “Tip-Toe” Tour

Perhaps one of the most memorable parts of Little Monsters on Main Street was the special “tip-toe tour” of the Haunted Mansion. Now, Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion can be a pretty scary attraction for younger kids, so during this event, Disney left the doors to the Stretching Room and Portrait Gallery wide open. This allowed kids to walk through and peek at the Haunted Mansion’s spooky interiors without actually having to board the Doom Buggies. For those brave enough to ride, they could, of course, take the full trip through the Haunted Mansion—or they could take the “chicken exit” and leave, no harm done.

Growing Success and a Bigger Event

Thanks to the event’s early success, Little Monsters on Main Street grew in size. By 1991, the attendance cap had been raised to 2,000 kids, and Disneyland added more activities like magic shows and hayrides. They also extended the event’s hours, allowing kids to enjoy the festivities until 10:30 p.m.

In 2002, the event moved over to Disney California Adventure, where it could accommodate even more kids—up to 5,000 in its later years. The name was also shortened to just Little Monsters, since it was no longer held on Main Street. This safe, family-friendly Halloween event continued for several more years, with the last mention of Little Monsters appearing in the Disneyland employee newsletter in 2008. Though some Cast Members recall the event continuing until 2012, it eventually made way for Disney’s more public-facing Halloween events.

From Little Monsters to Mickey’s Not-So-Scary and Oogie Boogie Bash

Starting in the early 2000s, Disney began realizing the potential of Halloween-themed after-hours events for the general public. These early versions of Mickey’s Halloween Party and Mickey’s Halloween Treat eventually evolved into today’s Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party and Oogie Boogie Bash. Unfortunately, this also marked the end of the intimate, Cast Member-exclusive Little Monsters event, but it paved the way for the large-scale Halloween celebrations we know and love today.

While it’s bittersweet to see Little Monsters on Main Street fade into Disney history, its legacy lives on through these modern Halloween parties. And even though Cast Members now receive discounted tickets to Mickey’s Not-So-Scary and Oogie Boogie Bash, the special charm of an event created specifically for Disney’s employees and their families remains something worth remembering.

**The Merch: A Piece of Little Monsters History**

For Disney collectors, the exclusive merchandise created for Little Monsters on Main Street is still out there. You can find pins, name tags, and themed pillowcases on sites like eBay. One of the coolest collectibles is a 1997 cloisonné pin set featuring Huey, Dewey, and Louie dressed as characters from Hercules. Other sets paid tribute to the Main Street Electrical Parade and Pocahontas, while the pillowcases were uniquely designed for each year of the event.

While Little Monsters on Main Street may be gone, it’s a fascinating piece of Disneyland history that played a huge role in shaping the Halloween celebrations we enjoy at Disney parks today.

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The Story of Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party: From One Night to a Halloween Family Tradition

Published

3 months ago

September 7, 2024

Jim Hill

The spooky season is already in full swing at Disney parks on both coasts. On August 9th, the first of 38 Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party (MNSSHP) nights for 2024 kicked off at Florida’s Magic Kingdom. Meanwhile, over at Disney California Adventure, the Oogie Boogie Bash began on August 23rd and is completely sold out across its 27 dates this year.

Looking back, it’s incredible to think about how these Halloween-themed events have grown. But for Disney, the idea of charging guests for Halloween fun wasn’t always a given. In fact, when the very first Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party debuted on October 31, 1995, it was a modest one-night-only affair. Compare that to the near month-long festivities we see today, and it’s clear that Disney’s approach to Halloween has evolved considerably.

A Not-So-Scary Beginning

I was fortunate enough to attend that very first MNSSHP back in 1995, along with my then 18-month-old daughter Alice and her mom, Michelle. Tickets were a mere $16.95 (I know, can you imagine?), and we pushed Alice around in her sturdy Emmaljunga stroller—Swedish-built and about the size of a small car. Cast Members, charmed by her cuteness, absolutely loaded us up with candy. By the end of the night, we had about 30 pounds of fun-sized candy bars, making that push up to the monorail a bit more challenging.

Mickey’s Halloween Treat 1996 – Photo: Disney

This Halloween event was Disney’s response to the growing popularity of Universal Studios Florida’s own Halloween hard ticket event, which started in 1991 as “Fright Nights” before being rebranded as “Halloween Horror Nights” the following year. Universal’s gamble on a horror-themed experience helped salvage what had been a shaky opening for their park, and by 1993, Halloween Horror Nights was a seven-night event, with ticket prices climbing as high as $35. Universal had stumbled upon a goldmine, and Disney took notice.

A Different Approach

Now, here’s where Disney’s unique strategy comes into play. While Universal embraced the gory, scare-filled world of horror, Disney knew that wasn’t their brand. Instead of competing directly with blood and jump-scares, Disney leaned into what they did best: creating magical, family-friendly experiences.

Thus, Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party was born. The focus was on fun and whimsy, not fear. Families could bring their small children without worrying about them being terrified by a chainsaw-wielding maniac around the next corner. This event wasn’t just a Halloween party—it was an extension of the Disney magic that guests had come to expect from the parks.

Disney had some experience with seasonal after-hours events, most notably Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party, which had started in 1983. But the Halloween party was different, as the Magic Kingdom wasn’t yet decked out in Halloween decor the way it is today. Disney had to create a spooky (but not too spooky) atmosphere using temporary props, fog machines, and, of course, lots of candy.

A key addition to that first event? The debut of the Headless Horseman, who made his eerie appearance in Liberty Square, riding a massive black Percheron. It wasn’t as elaborate as the Boo-to-You Parade we see today, but it marked the beginning of a beloved Disney Halloween tradition.

A Modest Start but a Big Future

That first MNSSHP in 1995 was seen as a trial run. As Disney World spokesman Greg Albrecht told the Orlando Sentinel, “If it’s successful, we’ll do it again.” And while attendance was sparse that night, there was clearly potential. By 1997, the event expanded to two nights, and by 1999, Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party had grown into a multi-night celebration with a full-fledged parade. Today, in 2024, it’s a staple of the fall season at Walt Disney World, offering 38 nights of trick-or-treating, character meet-and-greets, and special entertainment.

Universal’s Influence

It’s interesting to reflect on how Disney’s Halloween event might never have existed without the competition from Universal. Just as “The Wizarding World of Harry Potter” forced Disney to step up their game with “Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge,” Universal’s success with Halloween Horror Nights likely spurred Disney into action with MNSSHP. The friendly rivalry between the two parks has continually pushed both to offer more to their guests, and we’re all better off because of it.

So the next time you find yourself trick-or-treating through the Magic Kingdom, watching the Headless Horseman gallop by, or marveling at the seasonal fireworks, take a moment to appreciate how this delightful tradition came to be—all thanks to a little competition and Disney’s commitment to creating not-so-scary magic.

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