Theme Parks & Themed Entertainment
Mystic Manor is an Imagineering masterpiece, a seamless blend of storytelling and state-of-the-art technology

“Welcome one and all to Mystic Manor!”
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This is how Lord Henry Mystic welcomes visitors to his elegant
home during the brief, slide-driven pre-show for this new Hong Kong Disneyland
attraction. During which Mystic tells us a little bit about himself, his
companion Albert (a monkey), his world-class collection of antiquities and
artifacts (which we will soon see as we tour his mansion) as well as his latest
find: a music box.
Mind you, if I’d written the introduction to this new HKDL
attraction, it would been a little different. I would have said something along
the lines of:
“Welcome one and all to the most amazing ride that Walt Disney Imagineering
has built in the past 30 years!”
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“Okay, wait,” I can already hear you saying.
” ‘Most amazing ride in 30 years?’ You mean that this attraction is actually
better than DCA‘s Radiator Springs Racers?”
You can bet your burning tires it is.
“Has better effects than Tower
of Terror?”
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Drop the comparison.
“Is even more magical than Universal‘s ‘Harry Potter
and the Forbidden Journey?” “
I feel like such a (golden) snitch for saying something like this. But it’s
true. It’s true.
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We are talking a genuine theme park masterpiece, people. A
ride of the highest order built around — wonder of wonders — an original IP.
But why the “past-30-years” caveat? Well, I had to put some sort of time limit on this story. But
I could have just as easily said ” … an iconic attraction in the very
same league as Pirates of the Caribbean or The Haunted Mansion.” Seriously. It’s that good, folks. A brand-new classic straight out of the (music)
box.
And I do feel that I’m correct in comparing Mystic Manor to
The Haunted Mansion & Pirates of the Caribbean because — without the
artificial adrenaline rush that you get while riding Radiator Springs Racers,
Tower of Terror or Forbidden Journey (thanks to those attractions’ thrill
element) — Hong Kong Disneyland’s new must-see ride wins you over because it
plunks you down right in the middle of the fully-realized world of Lord Henry
Mystic & his monkey friend Albert and then moves you from room to room as
your eyes get to feast on modern age Imagineering at its very best.
But here. Let me illustrate (with some pictures which —
just in case people are concerned — I took using mostly available light and
very little flash. So that my need to document the real wonders found inside of
this attraction wouldn’t then ruin the enjoyment of the other HKDL Guests who
were experiencing this ride at the exact same time as I was) , why I believe
that this new ride by Imagineer Joe Lanzisero and his team is the very best that
anyone in themed entertainment has done in decades.
A scale model of Mystic Point gives one a general sense of how this recent
addition to Hong Kong Disneyland is laid out. Photo by Andrea Monti
To properly set the stage for this wonderful new attraction,
Mystic Manor is nestled in Hong Kong Disneyland’s Mystic Point. Which is a lush
new green area in this theme park that was added as part of the HKDL expansion
project that brought Grizzly Gulch and Toy Story Land.
Mystic Manor — very much like The Haunted Mansion at WDW‘s Magic
Kingdom — sits at the top of a
hill. And just like you do in Florida,
you enter this structure through an entrance on the lower left-hand side.
Though, in this case, the entrance is marked “Tour Entrance.”
But — just to be clear here — this HDKL attraction isn’t
some reimagined version of The Haunted Mansion. Phantom Manor 2.0, if you will.
No, Mystic Manor is a wholly original creation. Though — if you’re paying
attention — you’ll notice some fun nods to earlier Disney theme park
attractions (More on that later).
Photo by Andrea Monti
So you enter Manor through that “Tour Entrance”
and are immediately find yourself in this grand gallery of paintings and
artifacts. Mind you, the whole purpose of this space is to introduce you to
Lord Henry, his monkey companion Albert, his huge collection of antiquities and
S.E.A. (i.e., The Society of Explorers and Adventurers).
As you move through this space, you’ll see pictures of
various S.E.A. members during one of their more recent gatherings.
As a Disney Geek, one of the things that I most enjoyed
about Mystic Manor’s S.E.A.-related backstory was the all too obvious nods to
the late, great Adventurers Club at WDW’s Pleasure
Island and the Tokyo
DisneySea
version of The Tower of Terror. Which — because the Japanese weren’t all that
familiar with the “Twilight Zone” TV show — was built around a
brand-new character, Harrison Hightower III.
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Who — if you’ll look closely — you’ll see is standing in the
left corner of the above painting.
And this is where a tip-of-the-hat has to go to Joe
Lanzisero. You see, Joe started working at Disney back in the 1970s as an
animator. And given that Lanzisero — now the senior vice-president of Walt
Disney Imagineering — wanted to make sure that Hong Kong Disneyland Guests
would immediately bond with Mystic Manor’s characters … Well, that is why —
falling back on his old animation skills — Joe had Lord Henry & Albert
designed with cartoon-like features (i.e., round eyes, big smiles, etc.).
As for the other members of S.E.A. that you can see in this
group portrait. If you’ll look closely, you’ll notice that they’re modeled
after Lanzisero himself and his two lead Imagineers on the Mystic Manor
project.
Photo by Andrea Monti
And given that music — as it always does in the very best
Disney theme park attractions — plays such a huge part in Mystic Manor’s
success … Well, it only made sense that Emmy & Grammy Award-winning
composer Danny Elfman (who is responsible for this ride’s haunting theme) would
wind up with a portrait of his own in this pre-show gallery space.
Now before we get started with talking about the specifics
of this attraction, I’d like to take a moment to discuss the ride system which
powers Mystic Manor. For the trackless vehicle at the very heart of this new
Hong Kong Disneyland attraction is a genuine breakthrough. Those who thought
that Mystic Manor’s ride system would just be a clone of the one which powers Pooh’s
Hunny Hunt at Tokyo Disneyland are in for a shock. For there have been plenty
of advances in the development of trackless vehicle technology over the past 10
years. And the Imagineers have taken full advantage of those advances.
One of the biggest innovations with Mystic Manor’s ride
system that this attraction’s ride vehicle is actually two vehicles in one.
First there’s the bottom-most portion of this vehicle which is where all of the
trackless ride technology is located. But then there’s the top-most portion of
this vehicle. Which has two rows of seats (which can hold a maximum of 3 Guests
each) which spin & move just like the Doombuggies do in The Haunted
Mansion.
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And in the Disney tradition of giving every piece of its
theme park attractions a bit of a backstory, the Imagineers have come up with a
mythology to explain the ride system that powers the Mystic Manor attraction.
According to the tale that WDI spins, the Mystic Magneto Electro Carriage (AKA
the trackless vehicle that zooms & spins through this attraction) is
actually an invention of Lord Henry himself. Who took this device to the 1900
Worlds Fair in Paris where it then
won first prize.
The best part of this next generation version of trackless ride technology is
that it allows Lanzisero and his team to use cinematic techniques to tell
Mystic Manor’s story. And just like in those classic Disney theme park rides
Pirates & Mansion, the ride system which powers this attraction — while
it’s ground-breaking and genuinely innovative — is always in service of this
ride’s story. Its main purpose is to tell a story by taking Hong Kong
Disneyland visitors on a journey through Lord Henry’s world.
And speaking of Mystic Manor’s story … It seems that Lord
Henry has just received this mysterious new artifact, a shining golden musical
box which Albert simply can’t keep his hands off of. Which this curious monkey
might be wise to do. For legend has it that — if this musical box is opened —
a magical tune will then begin to play which will then bring inanimate objects
to life.
Photo by Andrea Monti
Though Lord Henry quickly dismisses this tale, claiming the
legend of the music box to be just “superstitious nonsense,” he then
leaves us alone in the artifact cataloguing room. Albert now appears. And since
this curious monkey just can’t help himself, he lifts the lid of this legendary
music box … and as a strange golden light emanates from that box and then
travels through the room, musical magic begins to occur.
From this point on,
our Mystic Magneto Electro Carriages move through the various rooms of
Lord Mystic’s collection.
As our ride vehicles travel through the music room, the
instruments on display here glow with the music box’s mystical light and then
start playing Danny Elfman’s Mystic Manor theme.
Photo by Andrea Monti
Our Mystic Magneto Electro Carriages then move single file
through a Mediterranean-themed corridor full of Roman & Greek paintings and
artifacts. Which — once they also seemed to be touched by the magical golden
light that escaped from that music box — then come to life.
Albert is then trapped in the solarium by a carnivorous plant
which also snatches at us. Our ride vehicles then travel into the Slavic-Nordic
chamber where we see a painting of the sun turn into a snowstorm. Which then
sent the temperature of this room in the attraction tumbling.
Our Mystic Magneto Electro Carriages are then sent into
Mystic Manor’s Medieval Arts room where suits-of-armors come to life and
then wind up trapping poor Albert inside of a cannon.
Photo by Andrea Monti
From the Medieval Arts room, we head into the mansion’s
Egyptian gallery. Where — much in the style of an effect that’s seen in
Universal‘s “Revenge of the Mummy” coaster — we experience what it
must be like to have a sarcophagus full of bugs enter our ride vehicle.
In the next room of this Hong Kong Disneyland attraction …
Well, Lanzisero & his team obviously wanted to pay tribute to that classic
theme park attraction, Walt Disney’s Enchanted Tiki Room. Only this time
around, the Tikis are very, very large and menacing. And some of them even shoot
arrows at poor Albert.
Finally we reach Mystic Manor’s climax. Where — as our
Mystic Magneto Electro Carriages enter the Chinese room — we circle around a
giant statue of the Monkey King whilst the paintings on the walls start coming
to life. And as the music (which has gradually growing in urgency as we move
through this show building) reaches a crescendo, a hurricane-force wind seems to blow
the very walls of this room away. And this is where we see Albert frantically
trying to catch up with that music box.
Photo by Andrea Monti
At the last possible second, Albert finally grabs the magic
box and slams down the lid. The very next moment, we’re back in the artifact cataloguing
room. Where everything seems to be just as it was before our adventure began. Lord
Henry then pops back into the room and asks Albert “You didn’t touch that
music box, did you now?” The curious monkey then dismissively waves his
hand as if to say “No way.” Lord Henry then smiles and says
“Good. Because who knows. That legend may just be true.”
And as we then head back to Mystic Manor’s off-load area, it’s impossible not to
smile. Given that we’ve just experienced an Imagineering masterpiece. A
distinctly Disney story told with great skill & charm in a theme park
setting.
Trust me, folks. Videos and photos really don’t do this
attraction justice. So if you want to experience the magic of Mystic Manor for
yourself, you’re just going to have to go to Hong Kong Disneyland. But don’t
worry. This ride is definitely worth the journey.
Television & Shows
The Untold Story of Super Soap Weekend at Disney-MGM Studios: How Daytime TV Took Over the Parks

A long time ago in a galaxy that … Well, to be honest, wasn’t all that far away. This was down in Florida after all. But if you traveled to the WDW Resort, you could then experience “Star Wars Weekends.” Which ran seasonally at Disney’s Hollywood Studios Disney World from 1997 to 2015.
Mind you, what most folks don’t remember is the annual event that effectively plowed the road for “Star Wars Weekends.” Which was “Super Soap Weekend.” That seasonal offering — which allowed ABC soap fans to get up-close with their favorite performers from “All My Children,” “General Hospital,” “One Life to Live” and “Port Charles” — debuted at that same theme park the year previous (1996).
So how did this weekend-long celebration of daytime drama (which drew tens of thousands of people to Orlando every Fall for 15 years straight) come to be?
Michael Eisner’s Daytime TV Origins and a Theme Park Vision
Super Soap Weekend was the brainchild of then-Disney CEO Michael Eisner. His career in media began with short stints at NBC and CBS, but it truly took off in 1964 when he joined ABC as the assistant to Leonard Goldberg, who was the network’s national programming director at the time.
Eisner quickly advanced through the ranks. By 1971, he had become Vice President of Daytime Programming at ABC. That meant he was on the scene when One Life to Live joined the lineup in July 1968 and when All My Children made its debut in January 1970. Even after being promoted to Senior Vice President of Prime Time Programming in 1976, Eisner stayed close to the daytime division and often recruited standout soap talent for ABC’s primetime shows.
Fast forward nearly two decades to July 31, 1995. The Walt Disney Company announced that it would acquire ABC/Cap Cities in a $19 billion deal. Although the acquisition wasn’t finalized until February 1996, Eisner was already thinking ahead. He wanted to use the stars of All My Children, One Life to Live, and General Hospital to draw people to Disney’s theme parks.
He had seen how individual soap stars were drawing huge mall crowds across America since the late 1970s. Now he wanted to bring dozens of them together for something much bigger.

Super Soap Weekend Takes Over Disney-MGM Studios
The very first Super Soap Weekend was announced in June 1996, just a few months after the ABC deal closed. The event was scheduled for October 19 and 20 at Disney-MGM Studios and was a massive success.
The weekend featured panel discussions, autograph sessions, and photo opportunities with the stars of ABC’s daytime dramas. Thousands of fans packed the park for the chance to meet their favorite actors. Due to the overwhelming response, the event became an annual tradition and was eventually moved to Veterans Day weekend each November to better accommodate attendees.
Longtime fans like Nancy Stadler, her mom Mary, and their close friend Angela Ragno returned year after year, making the event a personal tradition and building lifelong memories.




West Coast Events and the ABC Soap Opera Bistro
Disney even tried to recreate the event out west. Two Super Soap Weekends were held at Disneyland Resort, one in April 2002 and another in June 2003.
At Disney’s California Adventure, Eisner also introduced the ABC Soap Opera Bistro, a themed dining experience that opened in February 2001. Guests could dine inside recreated sets from shows like General Hospital and All My Children, including Kelly’s Diner and the Chandler Mansion. The Bistro closed in November 2002, but for fans, it offered a rare opportunity to step into the world of their favorite soaps.
SOAPnet, Port Charles, and the Expansion of Daytime TV at Disney
Eisner’s enthusiasm for soaps extended beyond the parks. In January 2000, he launched SOAPnet, a cable channel dedicated to prime time replays of ABC’s daytime dramas.
During his time at Disney, General Hospital also received a spin-off series titled Port Charles, which aired from June 1997 to October 2003. The show leaned into supernatural plotlines and was another example of Eisner’s commitment to evolving and expanding the soap genre.
The Final Curtain for Super Soap Weekend
In September 2005, Eisner stepped down after 21 years as head of The Walt Disney Company. Bob Iger, who had previously served as President of ABC and Chief Operating Officer of ABC/Cap Cities, took over as CEO. While Iger had deep ABC credentials, he didn’t share Eisner’s passion for daytime television.
In the fall of 2008, Disney hosted the final Super Soap Weekend at what was then still called Disney-MGM Studios. That same year, the park was rebranded as Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and Disney began shifting away from television-focused experiences.
Within the next five years, the rest of Eisner’s soap legacy faded. One Life to Live was canceled in January 2012. SOAPnet was rebranded as Disney Junior in February 2013. Later that year, All My Children ended its 41-year run on ABC.
Only General Hospital remains on the network today, the last standing soap from the golden age of ABC Daytime.
A New Chapter for Daytime TV and Super Soap Fans
The soap genre may have faded from its former glory, but it’s not gone. On February 24, 2025, CBS premiered a brand-new daytime drama called Beyond the Gates, marking the first new soap launch in years.
Meanwhile, All My Children alum Kelly Ripa has been actively working on a revival. In September 2024, she mentioned a holiday-themed movie set in Pine Valley that would bring back many original cast members. The project was in development for Lifetime, though its current status is unclear.
And what about Super Soap? Fans like Nancy and Angela still hope Disney will bring it back. Even if it only featured the cast of General Hospital, it would be a welcome return for longtime viewers who miss that one weekend a year where the magic of Disney collided with the drama of daytime TV.
If you want to hear firsthand what it was like to be part of Super Soap Weekend, be sure to listen to our I Want That Too podcast interview with actor Colin Egglesfield. He shares behind-the-scenes memories from his days as Josh Madden on All My Children and what it meant to be part of one of the most unique fan events in Disney park history.
History
The Super Bowl & Disney: The Untold Story Behind ‘I’m Going to Disneyland!’

One of the highlights of the Super Bowl isn’t just the game itself—it’s the moment when the winning quarterback turns to the camera and exclaims, “I’m going to Disney World!” This now-iconic phrase has been a staple of post-game celebrations for decades. But where did this tradition begin? Surprisingly, it didn’t originate in a stadium but at a dinner table in 1987, in a conversation involving Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and aviation pioneers Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager.

The Unlikely Beginning of a Marketing Sensation
To understand the origins of this campaign, we have to go back to December 1986, when the Rutan Voyager became the first aircraft to fly around the world without stopping or refueling. Pilots Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager completed the nine-day journey on December 23, 1986, flying over 26,000 miles before landing at Edwards Air Force Base. Their historic achievement earned them national recognition, and just days later, President Ronald Reagan awarded them the Presidential Citizen Medal at the White House.
Meanwhile, Disney was gearing up for the grand opening of Star Tours at Disneyland, set for January 12, 1987. Following its usual playbook of associating major theme park attractions with real-world pioneers, Disney’s PR team invited astronauts Gordon Cooper and Deke Slayton to the launch event. But in a twist, they also invited Rutan and Yeager, who were still making headlines.

A Dinner Conversation That Changed Advertising Forever
After the Star Tours opening ceremony, a private dinner was held with Disney CEO Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and Eisner’s wife, Jane. During the meal, Eisner asked Rutan and Yeager, “You just made history. You traveled non-stop around the planet on a plane without ever refueling. How are you ever going to top that, career-wise? What are you two gonna do next?”
Without hesitation, Jeana Yeager replied, “Well, after being cramped inside that tiny plane for nine days, I’m just glad to be anywhere else. And even though you folks were nice enough to fly us here, invite us to your party… Well, as soon as we finish eating, I’m gonna go over to the Park and ride some rides. I’m going to Disneyland.”
Jane Eisner immediately recognized the power of Yeager’s statement. On the car ride home, she turned to Michael and said, “That’s a great slogan. I think you should use that to promote the theme parks.” Like many husbands, Michael initially dismissed the idea, but Jane persisted. Eventually, Eisner relented and pitched it to his team.
The Super Bowl Connection
With Super Bowl XXI just around the corner, Disney’s PR team saw an opportunity. The game was set for January 25, 1987, at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena—just miles from Disney Studios. What if they convinced the winning quarterback to say, “I’m going to Disneyland” live on-air?
Disney quickly struck a deal with both quarterbacks—Phil Simms of the New York Giants and John Elway of the Denver Broncos—offering each $75,000 to deliver the line if their team won. Simms led the Giants to victory, making history as the first athlete to say, “I’m going to Disney World!” on national television.
A Marketing Triumph
That year’s Super Bowl had the second-highest viewership in television history, with 87 million people watching Simms say the famous line. The next day, Disney turned the clip into a national commercial, cementing the phrase as a marketing goldmine.
Since then, “I’m going to Disneyland” (or Disney World, depending on the commercial) has been a staple of championship celebrations, spanning the NFL, NBA, and even the Olympics. What started as a casual remark at dinner became one of the most successful advertising campaigns in history.
A Lasting Legacy
Jane Eisner’s keen instinct and Disney’s ability to act quickly on a great idea created a tradition that continues to captivate audiences. The “I’m going to Disneyland” campaign remains a testament to the power of spontaneous inspiration and smart marketing, proving that sometimes, the best ideas come from the most unexpected places.
To learn more about Disney’s ties to the world of sports, check out I Want That Too: A Disney History and Consumer Product Podcast.
Television & Shows
How the Creators of South Park Tricked A-List Celebrities to Roast Universal – “Your Studio & You”

Universal Studios has a rich and storied history, but few moments are as peculiar—and as hilariously cutting—as the creation of Your Studio & You. This 14-minute parody film, commissioned in 1995 to celebrate Universal’s new ownership under Seagram’s, brings together an all-star cast, biting humor, and the unmistakable comedic fingerprints of Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
Long before South Park debuted on Comedy Central in 1997, Stone and Parker were already carving out a reputation for their irreverent style, and Your Studio & You perfectly encapsulates their knack for turning even the most corporate project into something delightfully subversive.
Matt Stone & Trey Parker Before South Park
Stone & Parker were already known out in Hollywood as funny guys. Thanks largely to “The Spirit of Christmas,” which was this video greeting card that they’d crafted for a Fox executive – who then distributed this infamously funny thing (which had Our Lord Jesus Christ & Santa Claus literally duking it out for the holiday affections of Cartman, Kenny, Stan & Kyle) to friends & family.
This was the early 1990s. No internet. Each copy of “The Spirit of Christmas” was made on VHS tape and then mailed. Went viral the old-fashioned way. It’s rumored that George Clooney made over 300 copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” and passed these VHS taps along to friends and family.
Things didn’t move as fast as they do today. “The Spirit of Christmas” still became a sensation out West.
Zucker Brothers
Matt & Trey also had other supporters in the entertainment industry. Among them David Zucker, who was one of the members of ZAZ (i.e., Zucker Abrahams Zucker), the talented trio that made “Airplane!” in 1980, “Top Secret!” in 1984 and the three “Naked Gun” movies.
- The original “Naked Gun” in 1988
- “Naked Gun 2 & 1/2 : The Smell of Fear” in 1991
- and “Naked Gun 33 & a 1/3: The Final Insult” in 1994
All five of these parody films had been made for Paramount Pictures. But in the Late Winter / Early Spring of 1995, Universal had persuaded the Zucker Brothers to come over and set up shop in a bungalow on their lower lot. With the hope that – at some point further on down the line – David & his brother Jerry would start making funny films for Universal.

And it’s during this same window of time (We’re now talking April of 1995) that news breaks that Seagrams (Yep, the adult beverage company. Who – at the time – was making an absolute fortune on the sales of wine coolers) was about to buy a majority stake in MCAUniversal. We’re talking control of 80% of that company’s stock. Which would effectively make Seagrams the new owners of Universal Studios.
Edgar Bronfman
And Edgar Bronfman – the owner of Seagrams – knew that Universal had had a tough time with its previous owners – which had been the Matsushita Electric Industrial Co. of Japan. Matsushita had bought MCA back in November of 1990 for $7.5 billion but had never really understood the entertainment industry.
This is why – after repeatedly butting heads with Lew Wasserman & Sidney Sheinberg (i.e., the heads of Universal Studios & the Universal theme park respectively) when it came to creative control of this company – Matsushita decided to wash it hands of the entire enterprise. Agreeing to sell their holdings in MCA to Seagrams for $5.7 billion (effectively taking a nearly $2 billion loss on this investment).

And Bronfman … He knew that some bad feeling had developed between Hollywood’s creative community and the Japanese owners of Universal. The thinking was that executives at Matsushita Electric had just not gotten what it took to make movies & TV shows.
And Edgar? Right from the get-go, he wanted to show that Seagrams was NOT going to be Matsushita Electric Redux. Bronfman was looking for a way to send a clear message to Hollywood’s creative community that Universal’s new owners got it. That they were willing to work with Hollywood to make the best possible movies & TV shows at Universal.
And how did Edgar decide to get this message across? By making a funny movie.
Zucker Commissions Trey Parker for “Your Studio & You”
Mind you, Bronfman himself didn’t make this film. The owner of Seagrams reached out to David Zucker. Who – after initially agreeing to produce this introduction-to-Universal film – then farmed out the production of the actual project to Trey Parker. Who – just two days before shooting was supposed to star on the Universal Lot – persuaded Matt Stone to come help him on this project.
Which brings us to “Your Studio and You.” Which is a parody of an educational film from the 1950s, right down to being shot in black & white and featuring a very generic soundtrack.
Now what’s amazing about watching “Your Studio and You” today is that this 14-minute-long film features some of the biggest names working in Hollywood back in the mid-1990s. We’re talking about people like recent Golden Globe winner Demi Moore, Sylvester Stallone, Michael J. Fox and Angela Lansbury. Not to mention two of the most powerful men in all of Hollywood, Steven Spielberg & Jeffrey Katzenberg.
And what’s especially interesting about watch “Your Studio and You” is that – as you watch these performers go through their paces in this motion pictures (which – most of the time – involves doing some innocuous task while holding a Seagram’s wine cooler) – you often get the feeling that this star is not in on the gag.
So how did Matt & Trey get away with this? Simple. There was never actually a script for “Your Studio and You.”
Filming “Your Studio & You” at Universal Studios Hollywood
Mind you, David Zucker would always insist that there was. Especially when he’d phone up celebrities on the Universal Lot and say “Hey, I’m sending over a couple of college kids later today. They’re working with me on a new parody film. It’s something that we’re doing for the new owners of Universal. I need just a half hour of your time. We’re shooting something special for the party we’ll be holding when the Seagrams people first arrive at the Studio. Absolutely. You’ll definitely get an invite to that party. So can I count on you to help these kids out? Beautiful. They’ll be over there later this morning.”
And then Matt & Trey would show up and say “… Dang, Miss Lansbury. We’re sorry. We must have left our copy of the ‘Your Studio and You’ script back in our office. Which is clear on the other side of the Lot. So – rather than waste your time – why don’t we do this instead? Follow us over to the Psycho House. Where we’re then going to get footage of you painting the front porch on Mother Bates’ house while you say ‘Gosh, with all of the wonderful improvements going on around here, everyone is going to want to work at Universal.’ Oh, and can we also get you to wear this button on the front of your blazer which reads ‘Universal is A-OK’ ? “

And over & over again, the biggest names who were working for Universal at that time took part in the production of “Your Studio & You” because A) David Zucker vouched for Matt Stone & Trey Parker and B) this was something that was being made for the new owners of Universal. And it’s just natural to want to get in good with the new boss.
Steven Spielberg, Jeffery Katzenberg, and Jaws
But no one at Universal anticipated that “Your Studio & You” would wind up being as sharp edged as the finished product turned out to be. I mean, it’s one thing to bite the hand that feeds you. But “Your Studio & You” ? It doesn’t just bite the hand. It takes the hand off at the wrist.
It’s a brutally funny film. With one of the meanest moments reserved for Steven Spielberg, who plays a driver on the Universal Studio Tour who’s trying to persuade a tram full of bored tourists (one of whom is played by Jeffery Katzenberg) that the “Shark Attack” scene down by Jaws Lagoon is actually exciting.
Spielberg actually says lines like “ … Whoa, whoa. What is going on here? Ladies and gentlemen, this never happens. Look out! It’s a shark! Whoa, that is one big scary shark.”

Mind you, as footage of this mechanical shark repeatedly coming up out of the water is shown, “Your Studio & You” ‘s off-screen narrator (who is voiced by Trey Parker says):
“But what about tomorrow? If we don’t keep in step with the times, things that were once neat and thrilling can become old and stupid.”
“Your Studio & You” Reception
This film was supposed to be shown only once at the welcoming party for Seagrams executive on the Universal Lot. And I’m told that – when Edgar Bronfman saw the finished product at that party – he reportedly turned to David Zucker and said “ … That’s a little more mean-spirited that I think it needed to be.”
And with that, “Your Studio & You” was supposed to go back into the Universal vault, never to be seen again. But when “South Park” debuted on Comedy Central in August of 1997 and then became a sensation for its biting humor, there was suddenly a lot of interest in what else Matt & Trey had done. Which is why copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” began to circulate. And – over time – copies of “Your Studio & You” began to bubble up.
Which – as Stone & Parker have repeatedly pointed out – was just not supposed to happen. Largely because none of the celebrities who appeared in “Your Studio & You” had never signed releases for Universal’s legal department. Because – again – this was for a movie that was only going to be shown once at a private function on the Universal Lot.
Matt mentioned (as part of a career retrospective at the Paley Center in LA back in 2000) that “ … they wouldn’t even let us keep a copy of the finished film.”
It’s a funny but brutal movie. And worth taking a look at today especially if you’re a theme park history buff because it shows Universal Studios Hollywood’s “Jurassic Park: The Ride” still under construction on the Lower Lot. That attraction would finally open to the public in June of 1996.
“Your Studio & You” became a lot easier to see after Seagrams sold off its share of Universal to Vivendi in 2000. Copies began propagating online after that. Though Universal Legal will periodically make an effort to get the latest copy of “Your Studio & You” taken off the Internet because – again – none of the performers who appear on camera ever signed the proper releases and/or were paid for their efforts.
That said, if you’re up for a mean-spirited laugh, “Your Studio & You” is well worth 14 minutes of your time. That said, once you watch this thing, be warned:
- You’re immediately going to be thirsty for a Seagram’s wine cooler
- And you’re going to have a sudden desire to go out & buy a porcelain deer.
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