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It’s another trip on the Roger Colton special. Where a variety of topics are covered with lots of style & humor. Read and enjoy.

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Oh, where to begin…

How about Disney Home Video? July 6th will bring a quartet of DVD titles that are old favorites for many of you. As these were some of the classic content of Vault Disney and even earlier seen on the Wonderful World of Disney, it’s some what surprising we that they are out at all. Specifically, we can expect:

Or — if you’re more a fan of the Ron Miller era (And let’s face it. Who isn’t!) — they are releasing a selection of titles just for you:


To top it off, we get 1968’s “The One And Only, Genuine, Original Family Band” complete with Kurt Russell, Walter Brennan, Buddy Ebsen, Wally Cox, Richard Deacon, Leslie Ann Warren, John Davidson and Goldie Hawn. Throw in songs by the Sherman Brothers and it’s a favorite of a lot of folks.

For theme park folks, the next time you’re at Disneyland and wandering through the queue at Big Thunder, take a look at the little vertical-boilered steam locomotive. Yup, the same one used in “Hot Lead, Cold Feet”. And you’ll find it’s counterpart also on display along the Big Thunder Trail between Fantasyland and the former Big Thunder ranch.

Now, when do we more of these goodies on DVD like the “Scarecrow of Romney Marsh” or the “Swampfox”?

Well, as promised, I did indeed make an appearance in Anaheim and joined those of the faithful making their pilgrimages with Jim as out native guide. Originally, I hadn’t planned to be in town for this round of tours, but then my mother says “That’s what I would like to do for my birthday.” So, guess what we’re off to do?

She’s a true Disneyland veteran having made her first visit on the Saturday of the Thanksgiving weekend in 1955. She and her sister arrived just after sunset and were waved through the gate to see what the place was all about. So from then to now, she’s almost always ready for another visit. Who am I to disagree?

Typical June weather kept us in search of shade and comfy chairs along the way. Despite a couple of bumps along the way, it was a great weekend. No cheerleaders this time, but there was a baton twirling event taking place out back of Big Thunder in the Festival area. Oh, all of the little egos being bruised…

Jim added a new (at least to me) twist to the tours by bringing along an interesting selection of goodies to illustrate a key point or three from time to time. Funny to recall how all of those promotional pieces printed by the company have now become true historical documents with what might have been as their focus. And as is traditional, he managed to add to his exposure to the elements with a good dose of sun now and then. Michele and I loaned him a hat on several occasions. It’s either that, or he takes up a fashionable bumbershoot. Might come in handy for making that sea of guests part now and then. I’m amusingly reminded of how Elliot Gould wielded a golf umbrella in the original “M*A*S*H”.

On the whole, the crowds in both Disneyland and DCA were fairly healthy. Friday noon we managed to walk right on to the queue for the Tower of Terror. We didn’t ride for a variety of reasons, but enjoyed the décor of the hotel lobby and did pick a few pins from the gift shop. Lots of items for the Hollywood Tower Hotel, and even a selection of art deco pieces all ready to be taken home. I recall the first time I saw the bathrobes and towels in Florida at their version. I couldn’t stop thinking of Arthur Dent and Douglas Adam’s “Hitchhiker’s Guide.” You can only picture how amusing it would be to show up wearing one’s robe and towel to ride the T of T.

Gotta wonder about some of the decisions about T of T out west. One of the key elements I thought worked so well in Florida was that there was a fair distance walk from the gate at Disney MGM and it helped to build tension all the way. Here, you simply turn a corner and there you are. While you can see it from all over the park, there are many obstructed views. Again from what I remember, when you walk down Sunset Blvd at Disney MGM, the Hollywood Tower Hotel pretty much dominates your view. And the décor along the way is entertaining as well. Here we get the back side of the Animation experience building on one side and the Hyperion Theater façade on the short block. True that the Animation building is dressed to look like it’s prototype on the Disney lot in Burbank, but the average guest doesn’t get that connection. Oh well, here’s hoping that word of mouth gets people in line to ride…

I guess that’s one of the things that I find so frustrating about DCA. There are times when the décor is done just so right that it illustrates the genius of folks at Imagineering. It’s a lot like selling the sizzle and not the steak. There’s no more obvious examples of that than Mulholland Madness and the Burger (or as I see it Wallet) Invasion. Both are overdressed versions of something you can find in many other places. Astute readers may recall how I dissed Mulholland Madness before when visiting Paramount’s Great America in Santa Clara, and found the identical ride. The same is horribly true as Burger invasion sells the same menu (again at an inflated price) as the McDonalds across the street on Harbor Blvd.

Okay, pardon the Cranky Pants moment. I’m feeling better now.

Music was another nice ingredient of the weekend. Everything from the Disneyland Band (who Jim seems to have a peculiar talent for attracting) to the jazz musicians out and about in New Orleans Square (especially the new version of the Royal Street Bachelors) and the Bellhop Band out in front of T of T.

The weekend also saw the gathering of most of the JHM staff. Corey Mitchell gets the prize as this was his first visit to Anaheim and he was bound and determined to get the full experience in two days. We saw him a number of times on his way back and forth across both parks.

We managed to gather those of the JHM staff on hand together for a nice dinner. And some great stories were shared during the evening on a variety of Disney and non subjects. Afterwards, the more insane of the bunch went off for a last ride of the long day on Splash Mountain – it was almost midnight! I had to pass as I wasn’t dressed appropriately for such an event, as you can see in this photo.

The usual suspects and then some in Club 33’s main dining room
From left to right: Corey Mitchell, Laurie Colton, Michele Colton, Roger Colton, Scott Liljenquist, “El Jeffe”, Tony Moore and Dave Cobb. Hiding behind the camera, Chuck Oberleitner.

In the last few years, it’s always been easy to stand and point fingers at peeling paint or something needing attention here and there. You could do that this weekend, too – oh, the poor sailing ship Columbia (Thank goodness it doesn’t sail on open waters! Rotting wood on the hull needs serious attention, please.) – but it was far easier to stand back and take in the finished product. Main Street hasn’t looked so good in a long time. With the upcoming Tiki Room project, some folks (both outside as well as inside of the Disney company) will finally be able to concentrate their energies elsewhere.

While taking in the City Hall improvements – including the enlarged counter to handle guest concerns – we checked on a couple of things. A new tour aimed at families with young children seems promising. Called “Discover The Magic” , it includes interaction with Disney characters and a search for clues to solve a mystery. At 3 hours, it includes lunch and a souvenir gift. It has an interesting price structure with the first two participants priced at $49 each and then $39 for each additional member of a group. We watched one of these tours being started from the old Tour Garden behind the AAA Travel Center. I suspect I’ll get a chance to join the fun sometime…

One JHM tour participant (and a City Hall visitor) of note was Pal Mickey. While he isn’t quite ready for primetime, the word is that we might see him all ready to share tidbits of information for next year’s 50th events. Also an unknown is whether you’ll be able to bring one purchased in Florida to Anaheim and have it ready for use there. The new 2.0 version will roll out in Florida next year with lots of updated content, trivia and even new jokes! Now if someone in Merchandising will wise up and plan a line of accessories for Pal Mickey, so you can tell yours from someone else’s. And yes, I still want my Pal Stitch! There is also no truth to rumors of a Pal Jim. Something about problems with being banned from corporate events, topic drift, never finishing a story series and a bad case of sunburn now and then, we hear.

A fair selection of pins to trade for as well as on the racks about the property. Why, I even enjoyed trading with a couple of other pin enthusiasts. No sharks circling about this trip. Disappointing was the cancellation of the Chip and Dale 4th of July pin, however. It was somewhat amusing to note that the remaining holiday pins wouldn’t go on sale until Sunday night at the pin trading event at the Disneyland Hotel. (Good thing they canceled the one pin, as I would have had one long wait and a later drive home if they hadn’t! Michele collects holiday pins and Chip & Dale pins, so I would have been in double trouble…)

Picked up a copy of the “Date Night At Disneyland” CD. Classic evening at the Park in the late 50’s! A great addition to the “Firehouse Five Plus Two at Disneyland” offering some of the vintage nighttime activities. Rumors have “Meet Me Down On Main Street” coming soon, among other titles due later this summer. Check this link from SaveDisney.com for more information.

Watched the new “Imagine” fireworks show on Friday night. With the fog and low clouds rolling in, things seemed somewhat confused. But the show did go on. Music isn’t anything new and spectacular, but I never really did take to “Believe”. Call me traditional, but I always go back to the “Fantasy In The Sky” show as my favorite. For those keeping score, the new soundtrack sounds like a “Quick! Throw together a show!” piece more than anything else. While it almost matches the pyrotechnics, it relies heavily upon songs like “A Whole New World” from “Aladdin”, going back to visit the theme several times. With Disney having such a diverse catalog of tunes to choose from, this was somewhat disappointing. I think I could do better with selections from my iTunes playlist.

Changing topics, Michele took advantage of the new Special Assistance Pass or SAP. Thanks to problems with a knee years ago, she has trouble with stairs. (As does my mother…) And that was just the thing noted (by a rubber stamping of stairs) on the SAP. While we didn’t use it all that often, it was helpful several times. That said, the guide book that came along with the pass offered great information for anyone with a disability visiting the parks. We also saw one of the interactive captioning devices (for the hearing impaired) in use. It’s still early in testing, and of the attractions it is supposed to be helpful on, the majority are dark rides. Curious then that it doesn’t have a backlighting feature. If it did, that wasn’t obvious when we watched it being used on “Pirates”. (Use of the device was free, but there was a $100 deposit required.)

All in all, we had another fine trip down. Stayed on Harbor Blvd. at the Carousel Inn and Suites , right across from the Park. Hadn’t been there before and we managed to find a nice rate through Travelocity about a month before. The room was good sized, away from the street and very quiet. Parking was easy and convenient. The use of flowers and other plants throughout the area was also very relaxing. I expect we’ll probably stay here again on future visits. It’s not the Grand Californian, but the again, what else is?

In other news, the Colton clan is welcoming a new puppy in the next few weeks. The latest in a long line of German Sheperds dating back some 40 odd years, he’s going to be officially known (and AKC registered) as “Yeager von Valkyrie”. Unofficially, he’s likely to be named in honor of a fine German doppelbock beer. One of the best beers we enjoyed in Munich in 2001 was the Andechser Doppelbock Dunkel, as brewed by the monks of the Andechs Monastery . Usually, doppelbock beers all seem to have names that end with “ator” such as Spaten’s Optimator or Augustiner’s Maximator .

The new boy and his pet. He may be cute and cuddly now, but just wait until he’s over 100 excitable pounds on the other end of that leash…
Photo by Laurie Colton

So that’s all for another week. Head out and enjoy the long holiday weekend, safe and sane — and not just the fireworks! As for what’s up next time, oh, that’s a long way yet…

Keep those kind contributions coming to the Amazon Honor System for JHM. It’s always appreciated and manages to make us do more of our part for you, our loyal readers. Get out the hip waders; it’s getting deep in here, and the puppy has nothing to do with it, yet…

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The Untold Story of Super Soap Weekend at Disney-MGM Studios: How Daytime TV Took Over the Parks

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Super Soap Weekends at Disney-MGM Studios

A long time ago in a galaxy that … Well, to be honest, wasn’t all that far away. This was down in Florida after all. But if you traveled to the WDW Resort, you could then experience “Star Wars Weekends.” Which ran seasonally at Disney’s Hollywood Studios Disney World from 1997 to 2015.

Mind you, what most folks don’t remember is the annual event that effectively plowed the road for “Star Wars Weekends.” Which was “Super Soap Weekend.” That seasonal offering — which allowed ABC soap fans to get up-close with their favorite performers from “All My Children,” “General Hospital,” “One Life to Live” and “Port Charles” — debuted at that same theme park the year previous (1996).

So how did this weekend-long celebration of daytime drama (which drew tens of thousands of people to Orlando every Fall for 15 years straight) come to be? 

Michael Eisner’s Daytime TV Origins and a Theme Park Vision

Super Soap Weekend was the brainchild of then-Disney CEO Michael Eisner. His career in media began with short stints at NBC and CBS, but it truly took off in 1964 when he joined ABC as the assistant to Leonard Goldberg, who was the network’s national programming director at the time.

Eisner quickly advanced through the ranks. By 1971, he had become Vice President of Daytime Programming at ABC. That meant he was on the scene when One Life to Live joined the lineup in July 1968 and when All My Children made its debut in January 1970. Even after being promoted to Senior Vice President of Prime Time Programming in 1976, Eisner stayed close to the daytime division and often recruited standout soap talent for ABC’s primetime shows.

Fast forward nearly two decades to July 31, 1995. The Walt Disney Company announced that it would acquire ABC/Cap Cities in a $19 billion deal. Although the acquisition wasn’t finalized until February 1996, Eisner was already thinking ahead. He wanted to use the stars of All My Children, One Life to Live, and General Hospital to draw people to Disney’s theme parks.

He had seen how individual soap stars were drawing huge mall crowds across America since the late 1970s. Now he wanted to bring dozens of them together for something much bigger.

Super Soap Weekend Takes Over Disney-MGM Studios

The very first Super Soap Weekend was announced in June 1996, just a few months after the ABC deal closed. The event was scheduled for October 19 and 20 at Disney-MGM Studios and was a massive success.

The weekend featured panel discussions, autograph sessions, and photo opportunities with the stars of ABC’s daytime dramas. Thousands of fans packed the park for the chance to meet their favorite actors. Due to the overwhelming response, the event became an annual tradition and was eventually moved to Veterans Day weekend each November to better accommodate attendees.

Longtime fans like Nancy Stadler, her mom Mary, and their close friend Angela Ragno returned year after year, making the event a personal tradition and building lifelong memories.

West Coast Events and the ABC Soap Opera Bistro

Disney even tried to recreate the event out west. Two Super Soap Weekends were held at Disneyland Resort, one in April 2002 and another in June 2003.

At Disney’s California Adventure, Eisner also introduced the ABC Soap Opera Bistro, a themed dining experience that opened in February 2001. Guests could dine inside recreated sets from shows like General Hospital and All My Children, including Kelly’s Diner and the Chandler Mansion. The Bistro closed in November 2002, but for fans, it offered a rare opportunity to step into the world of their favorite soaps.

SOAPnet, Port Charles, and the Expansion of Daytime TV at Disney

Eisner’s enthusiasm for soaps extended beyond the parks. In January 2000, he launched SOAPnet, a cable channel dedicated to prime time replays of ABC’s daytime dramas.

During his time at Disney, General Hospital also received a spin-off series titled Port Charles, which aired from June 1997 to October 2003. The show leaned into supernatural plotlines and was another example of Eisner’s commitment to evolving and expanding the soap genre.

The Final Curtain for Super Soap Weekend

In September 2005, Eisner stepped down after 21 years as head of The Walt Disney Company. Bob Iger, who had previously served as President of ABC and Chief Operating Officer of ABC/Cap Cities, took over as CEO. While Iger had deep ABC credentials, he didn’t share Eisner’s passion for daytime television.

In the fall of 2008, Disney hosted the final Super Soap Weekend at what was then still called Disney-MGM Studios. That same year, the park was rebranded as Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and Disney began shifting away from television-focused experiences.

Within the next five years, the rest of Eisner’s soap legacy faded. One Life to Live was canceled in January 2012. SOAPnet was rebranded as Disney Junior in February 2013. Later that year, All My Children ended its 41-year run on ABC.

Only General Hospital remains on the network today, the last standing soap from the golden age of ABC Daytime.

A New Chapter for Daytime TV and Super Soap Fans

The soap genre may have faded from its former glory, but it’s not gone. On February 24, 2025, CBS premiered a brand-new daytime drama called Beyond the Gates, marking the first new soap launch in years.

Meanwhile, All My Children alum Kelly Ripa has been actively working on a revival. In September 2024, she mentioned a holiday-themed movie set in Pine Valley that would bring back many original cast members. The project was in development for Lifetime, though its current status is unclear.

And what about Super Soap? Fans like Nancy and Angela still hope Disney will bring it back. Even if it only featured the cast of General Hospital, it would be a welcome return for longtime viewers who miss that one weekend a year where the magic of Disney collided with the drama of daytime TV.

If you want to hear firsthand what it was like to be part of Super Soap Weekend, be sure to listen to our I Want That Too podcast interview with actor Colin Egglesfield. He shares behind-the-scenes memories from his days as Josh Madden on All My Children and what it meant to be part of one of the most unique fan events in Disney park history.

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The Super Bowl & Disney: The Untold Story Behind ‘I’m Going to Disneyland!’

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One of the highlights of the Super Bowl isn’t just the game itself—it’s the moment when the winning quarterback turns to the camera and exclaims, “I’m going to Disney World!” This now-iconic phrase has been a staple of post-game celebrations for decades. But where did this tradition begin? Surprisingly, it didn’t originate in a stadium but at a dinner table in 1987, in a conversation involving Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and aviation pioneers Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager.

Credit: AP News

The Unlikely Beginning of a Marketing Sensation

To understand the origins of this campaign, we have to go back to December 1986, when the Rutan Voyager became the first aircraft to fly around the world without stopping or refueling. Pilots Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager completed the nine-day journey on December 23, 1986, flying over 26,000 miles before landing at Edwards Air Force Base. Their historic achievement earned them national recognition, and just days later, President Ronald Reagan awarded them the Presidential Citizen Medal at the White House.

Meanwhile, Disney was gearing up for the grand opening of Star Tours at Disneyland, set for January 12, 1987. Following its usual playbook of associating major theme park attractions with real-world pioneers, Disney’s PR team invited astronauts Gordon Cooper and Deke Slayton to the launch event. But in a twist, they also invited Rutan and Yeager, who were still making headlines.

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A Dinner Conversation That Changed Advertising Forever

After the Star Tours opening ceremony, a private dinner was held with Disney CEO Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and Eisner’s wife, Jane. During the meal, Eisner asked Rutan and Yeager, “You just made history. You traveled non-stop around the planet on a plane without ever refueling. How are you ever going to top that, career-wise? What are you two gonna do next?”

Without hesitation, Jeana Yeager replied, “Well, after being cramped inside that tiny plane for nine days, I’m just glad to be anywhere else. And even though you folks were nice enough to fly us here, invite us to your party… Well, as soon as we finish eating, I’m gonna go over to the Park and ride some rides. I’m going to Disneyland.”

Jane Eisner immediately recognized the power of Yeager’s statement. On the car ride home, she turned to Michael and said, “That’s a great slogan. I think you should use that to promote the theme parks.” Like many husbands, Michael initially dismissed the idea, but Jane persisted. Eventually, Eisner relented and pitched it to his team.

The Super Bowl Connection

With Super Bowl XXI just around the corner, Disney’s PR team saw an opportunity. The game was set for January 25, 1987, at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena—just miles from Disney Studios. What if they convinced the winning quarterback to say, “I’m going to Disneyland” live on-air?

Disney quickly struck a deal with both quarterbacks—Phil Simms of the New York Giants and John Elway of the Denver Broncos—offering each $75,000 to deliver the line if their team won. Simms led the Giants to victory, making history as the first athlete to say, “I’m going to Disney World!” on national television.

A Marketing Triumph

That year’s Super Bowl had the second-highest viewership in television history, with 87 million people watching Simms say the famous line. The next day, Disney turned the clip into a national commercial, cementing the phrase as a marketing goldmine.

Since then, “I’m going to Disneyland” (or Disney World, depending on the commercial) has been a staple of championship celebrations, spanning the NFL, NBA, and even the Olympics. What started as a casual remark at dinner became one of the most successful advertising campaigns in history.

A Lasting Legacy

Jane Eisner’s keen instinct and Disney’s ability to act quickly on a great idea created a tradition that continues to captivate audiences. The “I’m going to Disneyland” campaign remains a testament to the power of spontaneous inspiration and smart marketing, proving that sometimes, the best ideas come from the most unexpected places.

To learn more about Disney’s ties to the world of sports, check out I Want That Too: A Disney History and Consumer Product Podcast.

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How the Creators of South Park Tricked A-List Celebrities to Roast Universal – “Your Studio & You”

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Your Studio and You

Universal Studios has a rich and storied history, but few moments are as peculiar—and as hilariously cutting—as the creation of Your Studio & You. This 14-minute parody film, commissioned in 1995 to celebrate Universal’s new ownership under Seagram’s, brings together an all-star cast, biting humor, and the unmistakable comedic fingerprints of Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Long before South Park debuted on Comedy Central in 1997, Stone and Parker were already carving out a reputation for their irreverent style, and Your Studio & You perfectly encapsulates their knack for turning even the most corporate project into something delightfully subversive.

Matt Stone & Trey Parker Before South Park

Stone & Parker were already known out in Hollywood as funny guys. Thanks largely to “The Spirit of Christmas,” which was this video greeting card that they’d crafted for a Fox executive – who then distributed this infamously funny thing (which had Our Lord Jesus Christ & Santa Claus literally duking it out for the holiday affections of Cartman, Kenny, Stan & Kyle) to friends & family.

This was the early 1990s. No internet. Each copy of “The Spirit of Christmas” was made on VHS tape and then mailed. Went viral the old-fashioned way. It’s rumored that George Clooney made over 300 copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” and passed these VHS taps along to friends and family.

Things didn’t move as fast as they do today. “The Spirit of Christmas” still became a sensation out West.

Zucker Brothers

Matt & Trey also had other supporters in the entertainment industry. Among them David Zucker, who was one of the members of ZAZ (i.e., Zucker Abrahams Zucker), the talented trio that made “Airplane!” in 1980, “Top Secret!” in 1984 and the three “Naked Gun” movies.

  • The original “Naked Gun” in 1988
  • “Naked Gun 2 & 1/2 : The Smell of Fear” in 1991
  • and “Naked Gun 33 & a 1/3: The Final Insult” in 1994

All five of these parody films had been made for Paramount Pictures. But in the Late Winter / Early Spring of 1995, Universal had persuaded the Zucker Brothers to come over and set up shop in a bungalow on their lower lot. With the hope that – at some point further on down the line – David & his brother Jerry would start making funny films for Universal.

Zucker Brothers featured in "Your Studio and You"

And it’s during this same window of time (We’re now talking April of 1995) that news breaks that Seagrams (Yep, the adult beverage company. Who – at the time – was making an absolute fortune on the sales of wine coolers) was about to buy a majority stake in MCAUniversal. We’re talking control of 80% of that company’s stock. Which would effectively make Seagrams the new owners of Universal Studios.

Edgar Bronfman

And Edgar Bronfman – the owner of Seagrams – knew that Universal had had a tough time with its previous owners – which had been the Matsushita Electric Industrial Co. of Japan. Matsushita had bought MCA back in November of 1990 for $7.5 billion but had never really understood the entertainment industry.

This is why – after repeatedly butting heads with Lew Wasserman & Sidney Sheinberg (i.e., the heads of Universal Studios & the Universal theme park respectively) when it came to creative control of this company – Matsushita decided to wash it hands of the entire enterprise.  Agreeing to sell their holdings in MCA to Seagrams for $5.7 billion (effectively taking a nearly $2 billion loss on this investment).

Edgar M. Bronfman
Credit: NYTimes

And Bronfman … He knew that some bad feeling had developed between Hollywood’s creative community and the Japanese owners of Universal. The thinking was that executives at Matsushita Electric had just not gotten what it took to make movies & TV shows.

And Edgar? Right from the get-go, he wanted to show that Seagrams was NOT going to be Matsushita Electric Redux. Bronfman was looking for a way to send a clear message to Hollywood’s creative community that Universal’s new owners got it. That they were willing to work with Hollywood to make the best possible movies & TV shows at Universal.

And how did Edgar decide to get this message across? By making a funny movie.

Zucker Commissions Trey Parker for “Your Studio & You”

Mind you, Bronfman himself didn’t make this film. The owner of Seagrams reached out to David Zucker. Who – after initially agreeing to produce this introduction-to-Universal film – then farmed out the production of the actual project to Trey Parker. Who – just two days before shooting was supposed to star on the Universal Lot – persuaded Matt Stone to come help him on this project.

Which brings us to “Your Studio and You.” Which is a parody of an educational film from the 1950s, right down to being shot in black & white and featuring a very generic soundtrack.

Now what’s amazing about watching “Your Studio and You” today is that this 14-minute-long film features some of the biggest names working in Hollywood back in the mid-1990s. We’re talking about people like recent Golden Globe winner Demi Moore, Sylvester Stallone, Michael J. Fox and Angela Lansbury. Not to mention two of the most powerful men in all of Hollywood, Steven Spielberg & Jeffrey Katzenberg.

And what’s especially interesting about watch “Your Studio and You” is that – as you watch these performers go through their paces in this motion pictures (which – most of the time – involves doing some innocuous task while holding a Seagram’s wine cooler) – you often get the feeling that this star is not in on the gag.

So how did Matt & Trey get away with this? Simple. There was never actually a script for “Your Studio and You.”

Filming “Your Studio & You” at Universal Studios Hollywood

Mind you, David Zucker would always insist that there was. Especially when he’d phone up celebrities on the Universal Lot and say “Hey, I’m sending over a couple of college kids later today. They’re working with me on a new parody film. It’s something that we’re doing for the new owners of Universal. I need just a half hour of your time. We’re shooting something special for the party we’ll be holding when the Seagrams people first arrive at the Studio. Absolutely. You’ll definitely get an invite to that party. So can I count on you to help these kids out? Beautiful. They’ll be over there later this morning.”

And then Matt & Trey would show up and say “… Dang, Miss Lansbury. We’re sorry. We must have left our copy of the ‘Your Studio and You’ script back in our office. Which is clear on the other side of the Lot. So – rather than waste your time – why don’t we do this instead? Follow us over to the Psycho House. Where we’re then going to get footage of you painting the front porch on Mother Bates’ house while you say ‘Gosh, with all of the wonderful improvements going on around here, everyone is going to want to work at Universal.’ Oh, and can we also get you to wear this button on the front of your blazer which reads ‘Universal is A-OK’ ? “

And over & over again, the biggest names who were working for Universal at that time took part in the production of “Your Studio & You” because A) David Zucker vouched for Matt Stone & Trey Parker and B) this was something that was being made for the new owners of Universal. And it’s just natural to want to get in good with the new boss.

Steven Spielberg, Jeffery Katzenberg, and Jaws

But no one at Universal anticipated that “Your Studio & You” would wind up being as sharp edged as the finished product turned out to be. I mean, it’s one thing to bite the hand that feeds you. But “Your Studio & You” ? It doesn’t just bite the hand. It takes the hand off at the wrist.

It’s a brutally funny film. With one of the meanest moments reserved for Steven Spielberg, who plays a driver on the Universal Studio Tour who’s trying to persuade a tram full of bored tourists (one of whom is played by Jeffery Katzenberg) that the “Shark Attack” scene down by Jaws Lagoon is actually exciting.

Spielberg actually says lines like “ … Whoa, whoa. What is going on here? Ladies and gentlemen, this never happens. Look out! It’s a shark! Whoa, that is one big scary shark.”


Mind you, as footage of this mechanical shark repeatedly coming up out of the water is shown, “Your Studio & You” ‘s off-screen narrator (who is voiced by Trey Parker says):

“But what about tomorrow? If we don’t keep in step with the times, things that were once neat and thrilling can become old and stupid.”

“Your Studio & You” Reception

This film was supposed to be shown only once at the welcoming party for Seagrams executive on the Universal Lot. And I’m told that – when Edgar Bronfman saw the finished product at that party – he reportedly turned to David Zucker and said “ … That’s a little more mean-spirited that I think it needed to be.”

And with that, “Your Studio & You” was supposed to go back into the Universal vault, never to be seen again. But when “South Park” debuted on Comedy Central in August of 1997 and then became a sensation for its biting humor, there was suddenly a lot of interest in what else Matt & Trey had done. Which is why copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” began to circulate. And – over time – copies of “Your Studio & You” began to bubble up.

Which – as Stone & Parker have repeatedly pointed out – was just not supposed to happen. Largely because none of the celebrities who appeared in “Your Studio & You” had never signed releases for Universal’s legal department. Because – again – this was for a movie that was only going to be shown once at a private function on the Universal Lot.

Matt mentioned (as part of a career retrospective at the Paley Center in LA back in 2000) that “ … they wouldn’t even let us keep a copy of the finished film.”

It’s a funny but brutal movie. And worth taking a look at today especially if you’re a theme park history buff because it shows Universal Studios Hollywood’s “Jurassic Park: The Ride” still under construction on the Lower Lot. That attraction would finally open to the public in June of 1996.

“Your Studio & You” became a lot easier to see after Seagrams sold off its share of Universal to Vivendi in 2000. Copies began propagating online after that. Though Universal Legal will periodically make an effort to get the latest copy of “Your Studio & You” taken off the Internet because – again – none of the performers who appear on camera ever signed the proper releases and/or were paid for their efforts.

That said, if you’re up for a mean-spirited laugh, “Your Studio & You” is well worth 14 minutes of your time. That said, once you watch this thing, be warned:

  1. You’re immediately going to be thirsty for a Seagram’s wine cooler
  2. And you’re going to have a sudden desire to go out & buy a porcelain deer.
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