Theme Parks & Themed Entertainment
Ruminations
This week Roger is back with the third (no, really … not like last time …) in the series of things you always wanted to do but never knew you could. So Buckle Up, hang on for all the left turns and read what’s in store for you this time!

“A dream is a wish your heart makes,
When you’re fast asleep.
In dreams you lose your heartaches.
Whatever you wish for, you keep.Have faith in your dreams and someday
Your rainbow will come smiling through.
No matter how your heart is grieving,
If you keep on believing,
The dream that you wish will come true.”
Okay, so there’s a great bit of wisdom from Disney’s “Cinderella”, right?
Well, I’m here to tell you, that is 100 percent, absolutely true!
If you’ve been reading my columns for a while, you might recall an earlier effort on the subject of pin trading. Among the tales of my enjoyment of pins was a real low moment when the bulk of my collection (all in one big pin bag) was stolen from the back seat of a car parked in front of my house. I imagine that the bag looked a lot like a computer laptop case. Once who ever took it found out what it really had, it was likely they would toss it away.
There were a lot of memories and great times associated with the pins, but I always hoped they might show up, somehow. That was back in 2001, on March 15, and I just considered them gone.
Fast forward to this week. Got a voice mail from the company that does the landscaping for the townhouse complex I live in. Seems they thought they had something of mine that one of their gardeners had found. So not knowing what it might have been, I called. I’ve had mail go missing, packages left by drivers in odd spots, so I didn’t really give it much thought. When I heard back from the folks at their office, they asked me some questions about the item they found. Seems that they had reported the find to the property management company that handles the complex a while back, but no one had a clue as to who it might belong to. So they put the item off to one side in their shop where it gathered dust until about a week ago. A closer examination revealed my name, and they got my phone number out of the book.
So when someone stopped by yesterday afternoon, I was absolutely surprised. It was the missing pin bag with all of the pins intact!
“Happy, happy, joy, joy!” (Imagine Roger doing his best Ren & Stimpy happy dance here…)
Since then, I’ve looked over the goodies about a thousand times, and started to do a proper inventory. I’ll have a fair number of pins to trade now, thanks to some I managed to replace. I’ve said some prayers of thanks as this is not much short of as miracle in my book.
As the song above says,
“No matter how your heart is grieving,
If you keep on believing,
The dream that you wish will come true.”
Now on with the feature…
Name the number one growing sport in the country? You would probably not be surprised that it has a large family and female demographic. That would be NASCAR racing. And as popular as it is becoming, that popularity is not limited to the big time Winston Cup races. It’s growing at small tracks all across the nation.
Not so long ago, if you had asked folks looking for advertising dollars for any NASCAR event, you might have been told that it had very narrow market. Mostly in the southern states and likely males from 25 to 45, too. But that is definitely not the case now. Especially when it can be noted that Nextel just signed a 10 year deal to sponsor the Cup Series!
By now, you should know that I’m hooked on machinery. Yes, I have used the term “planes, trains and automobiles” in jest, but there is more truth in that phrase than I sometimes want to admit. If it goes fast and makes a lot of noise, I’m there!
And while for me, auto racing is a passing fancy (Okay, so I went to my first race when I was less than six months old in Germany — June 7, 1959 for the 1000 Kilometer race to watch Dan Gurney, Phil Hill and Sterling Moss at the old Nurburgring — there are movies to prove it. More on the Nurburgring later…), some folks live and die on how their favorite driver did in his last race (my oldest nephew and Dale Earnhardt Jr. as an example).
I’m told I chewed on the cover of a program similar to this one. How embarrassing!
With a racing history across the country going back as far as motor cars themselves, people have enjoyed watching races at all kinds of venues. There were dirt tracks, board tracks, city street courses and cross country road courses. Some of the early NASCAR races were run on sandy beaches. Some people went for the excitement of the machinery, others to see the heroes behind the steering wheel. That hasn’t changed in all the years.
As technology has improved, the availability of spectator participation has as well. Once you had to be content with finding a good seat and a spot to watch you favorite driver go by on each lap. Now you can almost be right in the car along with the driver. There is the in-car camera and even listening to that driver chat with his crew over the radio.
But if you want to make that final step, there is a way to actually ride along in the car. That’s the Richard Petty Driving Experience, and it takes place at NASCAR venues all across the nation. But why not join folks like Michael Eisner, and take the plunge just outside the parking lot at the Magic Kingdom in Florida? That is one of several year-round locations where this opportunity is available. Before we visited Florida in 1999, I knew it was there, but the sounds of cars going around the track at speed was hard to miss as we arrived at the TTC one morning.
While I have not had the pleasure of this experience first hand, one of my friends (Ken Mitchroney with memorable experiences racing open-wheel modifieds) did! Last year, during a visit to the Daytona Speedway, he found a group of his former racing buddies (from the Volusia County Speedway) all employed as part of the team offering this to the public. After he stopped laughing over old times with them, it was off for the ride around this classic racetrack. As this was not his first visit (He’s been there during Speedweek and even had a full access pit pass one year) to the track, he knew what to expect, but said it was a real thrill none the less.
The Richard Petty Driving Experience offers several levels of opportunities for you to enjoy:
The basic experience is the Ride Along. “Available At: All locations (during scheduled driving experiences) Price: $89 – $125 (Price varies according to track location.) Highlights: Experience a real life racing thrill when you ride shotgun in a two-seat stock car driven by a professional instructor for a Winston Cup style Qualifying Run”
From there, it’s a chance to ride in a race with other cars out on the track in the Ultimate Ride Experience. “Available At: Short tracks to superspeedways across the country. Price: $199 – $249 (Price varies according to track location.) Highlights: Richard Petty Driving Experience is taking you one step closer to experiencing first-hand the thrill and excitement of stock car racing! Experience a real race from the passenger’s seat. Ride for six to ten laps from flag to flag as you experience side-by-side racing, drafting, passing, pit stops and more!”
Next up the ladder is the Rookie Experience with you behind the wheel and in control of the car. “Available At: Atlanta, California, Chicagoland, Darlington, Gateway, Homestead, Indianapolis, Kansas, Kentucky, Las Vegas, Lowe’s, Memphis, Michigan, Milwaukee, Nazareth, New Hampshire, Phoenix, Pikes Peak, Richmond, Talladega, Texas and Walt Disney World. Price: $349 – $499 (Price varies according to track location.) Highlights: Your hands are on the wheel, your foot is on the gas, and you’re in the driver’s seat for 8 laps around the track. The program lasts three hours; the memories last a lifetime.”
Not enough? Well get ready, as the next level is the King’s Experience. “Available At: Atlanta, California, Chicagoland, Darlington, Gateway, Homestead, Kansas, Kentucky, Las Vegas, Lowe’s, Michigan, Milwaukee, Nazareth, New Hampshire, Phoenix, Pikes Peak, Richmond, Rockingham (UK), Talladega, Texas and Walt Disney World. Price: $749 – $1199 (Price varies according to track location.) Highlights: Satisfy your need for speed while trying to tame the speedway in this high-thrill, 18-lap program. Total program lasts approximately five hours.”
Are we there yet? Maybe not! How about the Experience of a Lifetime? “Available At: Atlanta, California, Chicagoland, Gateway, Homestead, Kansas, Kentucky, Las Vegas, Lowe’s, Michigan, New Hampshire, Pikes Peak, Rockingham (UK), Texas and Walt Disney World. Price: $1199 – $1249 (Price varies according to track location.) Highlights: Think you can handle 30 laps of white-knuckled, heart-pounding speed? Improve your driving line, increase your speed and consider a career change.”
By now, you should be ready for anything! So why not step up to the Racing Experience? “Available At: Atlanta, Las Vegas, Lowe’s and Texas. Price: $2399 Highlights: This program covers 80 laps over 1 1/2 days. You’ll receive instruction on refining your driving line, building speed, and side-by-side driving.”
Can you feel the pace getting exciting? Move up one more level to the Advanced Racing Experience. “Available At: Atlanta, Las Vegas, Lowe’s and Texas. Price: $2999 Highlights: The greatly intensified personal instruction makes drivers who take this 40 lap program feel like they’re ready to take on Petty. Experience of a Lifetime or Racing Experience is prerequisite for admission to this experience.”
Ok, so you’re all set to go now, right? Well then, how about some experiences at particular speedways around the country? You can choose from the following:
? BRISTOL EXPERIENCE
? BRICKYARD EXPERIENCE
? DAYTONA EXPERIENCE
? DAYTONA SUPER 16
? TALLADEGA EXPERIENCE
? TALLADEGA SUPER 16
So there you have it. How to get from one side of the fence to the other, and see what it’s like from the track instead of the grandstand.
But that’s not the only way. Check out your local speedway or racetrack. Just up the freeway from me (Jim and Nancy drove right by on their way to Fresno/Mineral King and didn’t even know it!) is the infamous Altamont Raceway Park. (In 1970, the Rolling Stones used the property for an open-air concert, and hired a local Hells Angel chapter to provide security. Details have never been clear, but there was a fatality, and the place was marked for history.)
Today, Altamont makes a claim that it is the fastest half-mile paved oval track in Northern California. According to the history page on their web site, “Altamont Raceway Park originally opened its gates to the public in the 1930’s and changed to its current configuration in 1963. Throughout its history, Altamont has run a wide variety of events and attracted some of the biggest names in racing history, such as Foyt, Andretti and Unser. Today, Altamont is sanctioned by the SRL Short Track Auto Racing Series.”
But it has something that let’s average folks like us enjoy racing all that much more. Rentals! Previously, rentals has been available in the Mini Super Truck division — that races on the quarter-mile oval. A new division, the CAM or Corporate American Modified cars offers spectators a slightly less intimidating opportunity with all the thrills one would expect. Racing schools offer instruction to all ages at the track including the opportunity to race.
Opportunities like these are available across the country, so the next time you’re out at the local speedway, ask! You will be surprised (and maybe even tempted) by the answer.
Back to the Nurburgring for a closing comment. Road & Track Magazine had a great feature on the track in the January 15, 2001 issue. While the layout of the track has changed a bit since that 1959 visit (although a new F1 course also is in the area), the public is still able to drive the old course for a fee — in 2001 that was about $9.50 a lap. One of the most disturbing sights has to be the tour busses travelling the circuit — at speed. (Here’s another fan site for the Nurburgring.)
One issue the article does cover is that the old track has seen its share of accidents — both during races as well as during open driving events. Unlike the legal wrangles this would offer here in the U.S., it is very clear that once you decide to drive the circuit or even stand as a spectator at certain locations, you do so at your own risk. If something happens, so be it, and no one else is liable for anything. Now that’s refreshing…. Someone accepting responsibility for their own actions and not expecting someone else to do that for them. What a concept!
So there you have it. Another one of those things you always wanted to do, but didn’t think you could! Next week, there is another tale from out and about, and hopefully, the next piece in this series will follow that — the tale of spending the night in a real medieval castle. Yoikes and away!!!
Thanks again to everyone who has given coin of the realm through Roger’s Amazon Honor System Paybox. Even a dollar or two makes the smiles grow out here on the electronic prairie.
Television & Shows
The Untold Story of Super Soap Weekend at Disney-MGM Studios: How Daytime TV Took Over the Parks

A long time ago in a galaxy that … Well, to be honest, wasn’t all that far away. This was down in Florida after all. But if you traveled to the WDW Resort, you could then experience “Star Wars Weekends.” Which ran seasonally at Disney’s Hollywood Studios Disney World from 1997 to 2015.
Mind you, what most folks don’t remember is the annual event that effectively plowed the road for “Star Wars Weekends.” Which was “Super Soap Weekend.” That seasonal offering — which allowed ABC soap fans to get up-close with their favorite performers from “All My Children,” “General Hospital,” “One Life to Live” and “Port Charles” — debuted at that same theme park the year previous (1996).
So how did this weekend-long celebration of daytime drama (which drew tens of thousands of people to Orlando every Fall for 15 years straight) come to be?
Michael Eisner’s Daytime TV Origins and a Theme Park Vision
Super Soap Weekend was the brainchild of then-Disney CEO Michael Eisner. His career in media began with short stints at NBC and CBS, but it truly took off in 1964 when he joined ABC as the assistant to Leonard Goldberg, who was the network’s national programming director at the time.
Eisner quickly advanced through the ranks. By 1971, he had become Vice President of Daytime Programming at ABC. That meant he was on the scene when One Life to Live joined the lineup in July 1968 and when All My Children made its debut in January 1970. Even after being promoted to Senior Vice President of Prime Time Programming in 1976, Eisner stayed close to the daytime division and often recruited standout soap talent for ABC’s primetime shows.
Fast forward nearly two decades to July 31, 1995. The Walt Disney Company announced that it would acquire ABC/Cap Cities in a $19 billion deal. Although the acquisition wasn’t finalized until February 1996, Eisner was already thinking ahead. He wanted to use the stars of All My Children, One Life to Live, and General Hospital to draw people to Disney’s theme parks.
He had seen how individual soap stars were drawing huge mall crowds across America since the late 1970s. Now he wanted to bring dozens of them together for something much bigger.

Super Soap Weekend Takes Over Disney-MGM Studios
The very first Super Soap Weekend was announced in June 1996, just a few months after the ABC deal closed. The event was scheduled for October 19 and 20 at Disney-MGM Studios and was a massive success.
The weekend featured panel discussions, autograph sessions, and photo opportunities with the stars of ABC’s daytime dramas. Thousands of fans packed the park for the chance to meet their favorite actors. Due to the overwhelming response, the event became an annual tradition and was eventually moved to Veterans Day weekend each November to better accommodate attendees.
Longtime fans like Nancy Stadler, her mom Mary, and their close friend Angela Ragno returned year after year, making the event a personal tradition and building lifelong memories.




West Coast Events and the ABC Soap Opera Bistro
Disney even tried to recreate the event out west. Two Super Soap Weekends were held at Disneyland Resort, one in April 2002 and another in June 2003.
At Disney’s California Adventure, Eisner also introduced the ABC Soap Opera Bistro, a themed dining experience that opened in February 2001. Guests could dine inside recreated sets from shows like General Hospital and All My Children, including Kelly’s Diner and the Chandler Mansion. The Bistro closed in November 2002, but for fans, it offered a rare opportunity to step into the world of their favorite soaps.
SOAPnet, Port Charles, and the Expansion of Daytime TV at Disney
Eisner’s enthusiasm for soaps extended beyond the parks. In January 2000, he launched SOAPnet, a cable channel dedicated to prime time replays of ABC’s daytime dramas.
During his time at Disney, General Hospital also received a spin-off series titled Port Charles, which aired from June 1997 to October 2003. The show leaned into supernatural plotlines and was another example of Eisner’s commitment to evolving and expanding the soap genre.
The Final Curtain for Super Soap Weekend
In September 2005, Eisner stepped down after 21 years as head of The Walt Disney Company. Bob Iger, who had previously served as President of ABC and Chief Operating Officer of ABC/Cap Cities, took over as CEO. While Iger had deep ABC credentials, he didn’t share Eisner’s passion for daytime television.
In the fall of 2008, Disney hosted the final Super Soap Weekend at what was then still called Disney-MGM Studios. That same year, the park was rebranded as Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and Disney began shifting away from television-focused experiences.
Within the next five years, the rest of Eisner’s soap legacy faded. One Life to Live was canceled in January 2012. SOAPnet was rebranded as Disney Junior in February 2013. Later that year, All My Children ended its 41-year run on ABC.
Only General Hospital remains on the network today, the last standing soap from the golden age of ABC Daytime.
A New Chapter for Daytime TV and Super Soap Fans
The soap genre may have faded from its former glory, but it’s not gone. On February 24, 2025, CBS premiered a brand-new daytime drama called Beyond the Gates, marking the first new soap launch in years.
Meanwhile, All My Children alum Kelly Ripa has been actively working on a revival. In September 2024, she mentioned a holiday-themed movie set in Pine Valley that would bring back many original cast members. The project was in development for Lifetime, though its current status is unclear.
And what about Super Soap? Fans like Nancy and Angela still hope Disney will bring it back. Even if it only featured the cast of General Hospital, it would be a welcome return for longtime viewers who miss that one weekend a year where the magic of Disney collided with the drama of daytime TV.
If you want to hear firsthand what it was like to be part of Super Soap Weekend, be sure to listen to our I Want That Too podcast interview with actor Colin Egglesfield. He shares behind-the-scenes memories from his days as Josh Madden on All My Children and what it meant to be part of one of the most unique fan events in Disney park history.
History
The Super Bowl & Disney: The Untold Story Behind ‘I’m Going to Disneyland!’

One of the highlights of the Super Bowl isn’t just the game itself—it’s the moment when the winning quarterback turns to the camera and exclaims, “I’m going to Disney World!” This now-iconic phrase has been a staple of post-game celebrations for decades. But where did this tradition begin? Surprisingly, it didn’t originate in a stadium but at a dinner table in 1987, in a conversation involving Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and aviation pioneers Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager.

The Unlikely Beginning of a Marketing Sensation
To understand the origins of this campaign, we have to go back to December 1986, when the Rutan Voyager became the first aircraft to fly around the world without stopping or refueling. Pilots Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager completed the nine-day journey on December 23, 1986, flying over 26,000 miles before landing at Edwards Air Force Base. Their historic achievement earned them national recognition, and just days later, President Ronald Reagan awarded them the Presidential Citizen Medal at the White House.
Meanwhile, Disney was gearing up for the grand opening of Star Tours at Disneyland, set for January 12, 1987. Following its usual playbook of associating major theme park attractions with real-world pioneers, Disney’s PR team invited astronauts Gordon Cooper and Deke Slayton to the launch event. But in a twist, they also invited Rutan and Yeager, who were still making headlines.

A Dinner Conversation That Changed Advertising Forever
After the Star Tours opening ceremony, a private dinner was held with Disney CEO Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and Eisner’s wife, Jane. During the meal, Eisner asked Rutan and Yeager, “You just made history. You traveled non-stop around the planet on a plane without ever refueling. How are you ever going to top that, career-wise? What are you two gonna do next?”
Without hesitation, Jeana Yeager replied, “Well, after being cramped inside that tiny plane for nine days, I’m just glad to be anywhere else. And even though you folks were nice enough to fly us here, invite us to your party… Well, as soon as we finish eating, I’m gonna go over to the Park and ride some rides. I’m going to Disneyland.”
Jane Eisner immediately recognized the power of Yeager’s statement. On the car ride home, she turned to Michael and said, “That’s a great slogan. I think you should use that to promote the theme parks.” Like many husbands, Michael initially dismissed the idea, but Jane persisted. Eventually, Eisner relented and pitched it to his team.
The Super Bowl Connection
With Super Bowl XXI just around the corner, Disney’s PR team saw an opportunity. The game was set for January 25, 1987, at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena—just miles from Disney Studios. What if they convinced the winning quarterback to say, “I’m going to Disneyland” live on-air?
Disney quickly struck a deal with both quarterbacks—Phil Simms of the New York Giants and John Elway of the Denver Broncos—offering each $75,000 to deliver the line if their team won. Simms led the Giants to victory, making history as the first athlete to say, “I’m going to Disney World!” on national television.
A Marketing Triumph
That year’s Super Bowl had the second-highest viewership in television history, with 87 million people watching Simms say the famous line. The next day, Disney turned the clip into a national commercial, cementing the phrase as a marketing goldmine.
Since then, “I’m going to Disneyland” (or Disney World, depending on the commercial) has been a staple of championship celebrations, spanning the NFL, NBA, and even the Olympics. What started as a casual remark at dinner became one of the most successful advertising campaigns in history.
A Lasting Legacy
Jane Eisner’s keen instinct and Disney’s ability to act quickly on a great idea created a tradition that continues to captivate audiences. The “I’m going to Disneyland” campaign remains a testament to the power of spontaneous inspiration and smart marketing, proving that sometimes, the best ideas come from the most unexpected places.
To learn more about Disney’s ties to the world of sports, check out I Want That Too: A Disney History and Consumer Product Podcast.
Television & Shows
How the Creators of South Park Tricked A-List Celebrities to Roast Universal – “Your Studio & You”

Universal Studios has a rich and storied history, but few moments are as peculiar—and as hilariously cutting—as the creation of Your Studio & You. This 14-minute parody film, commissioned in 1995 to celebrate Universal’s new ownership under Seagram’s, brings together an all-star cast, biting humor, and the unmistakable comedic fingerprints of Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
Long before South Park debuted on Comedy Central in 1997, Stone and Parker were already carving out a reputation for their irreverent style, and Your Studio & You perfectly encapsulates their knack for turning even the most corporate project into something delightfully subversive.
Matt Stone & Trey Parker Before South Park
Stone & Parker were already known out in Hollywood as funny guys. Thanks largely to “The Spirit of Christmas,” which was this video greeting card that they’d crafted for a Fox executive – who then distributed this infamously funny thing (which had Our Lord Jesus Christ & Santa Claus literally duking it out for the holiday affections of Cartman, Kenny, Stan & Kyle) to friends & family.
This was the early 1990s. No internet. Each copy of “The Spirit of Christmas” was made on VHS tape and then mailed. Went viral the old-fashioned way. It’s rumored that George Clooney made over 300 copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” and passed these VHS taps along to friends and family.
Things didn’t move as fast as they do today. “The Spirit of Christmas” still became a sensation out West.
Zucker Brothers
Matt & Trey also had other supporters in the entertainment industry. Among them David Zucker, who was one of the members of ZAZ (i.e., Zucker Abrahams Zucker), the talented trio that made “Airplane!” in 1980, “Top Secret!” in 1984 and the three “Naked Gun” movies.
- The original “Naked Gun” in 1988
- “Naked Gun 2 & 1/2 : The Smell of Fear” in 1991
- and “Naked Gun 33 & a 1/3: The Final Insult” in 1994
All five of these parody films had been made for Paramount Pictures. But in the Late Winter / Early Spring of 1995, Universal had persuaded the Zucker Brothers to come over and set up shop in a bungalow on their lower lot. With the hope that – at some point further on down the line – David & his brother Jerry would start making funny films for Universal.

And it’s during this same window of time (We’re now talking April of 1995) that news breaks that Seagrams (Yep, the adult beverage company. Who – at the time – was making an absolute fortune on the sales of wine coolers) was about to buy a majority stake in MCAUniversal. We’re talking control of 80% of that company’s stock. Which would effectively make Seagrams the new owners of Universal Studios.
Edgar Bronfman
And Edgar Bronfman – the owner of Seagrams – knew that Universal had had a tough time with its previous owners – which had been the Matsushita Electric Industrial Co. of Japan. Matsushita had bought MCA back in November of 1990 for $7.5 billion but had never really understood the entertainment industry.
This is why – after repeatedly butting heads with Lew Wasserman & Sidney Sheinberg (i.e., the heads of Universal Studios & the Universal theme park respectively) when it came to creative control of this company – Matsushita decided to wash it hands of the entire enterprise. Agreeing to sell their holdings in MCA to Seagrams for $5.7 billion (effectively taking a nearly $2 billion loss on this investment).

And Bronfman … He knew that some bad feeling had developed between Hollywood’s creative community and the Japanese owners of Universal. The thinking was that executives at Matsushita Electric had just not gotten what it took to make movies & TV shows.
And Edgar? Right from the get-go, he wanted to show that Seagrams was NOT going to be Matsushita Electric Redux. Bronfman was looking for a way to send a clear message to Hollywood’s creative community that Universal’s new owners got it. That they were willing to work with Hollywood to make the best possible movies & TV shows at Universal.
And how did Edgar decide to get this message across? By making a funny movie.
Zucker Commissions Trey Parker for “Your Studio & You”
Mind you, Bronfman himself didn’t make this film. The owner of Seagrams reached out to David Zucker. Who – after initially agreeing to produce this introduction-to-Universal film – then farmed out the production of the actual project to Trey Parker. Who – just two days before shooting was supposed to star on the Universal Lot – persuaded Matt Stone to come help him on this project.
Which brings us to “Your Studio and You.” Which is a parody of an educational film from the 1950s, right down to being shot in black & white and featuring a very generic soundtrack.
Now what’s amazing about watching “Your Studio and You” today is that this 14-minute-long film features some of the biggest names working in Hollywood back in the mid-1990s. We’re talking about people like recent Golden Globe winner Demi Moore, Sylvester Stallone, Michael J. Fox and Angela Lansbury. Not to mention two of the most powerful men in all of Hollywood, Steven Spielberg & Jeffrey Katzenberg.
And what’s especially interesting about watch “Your Studio and You” is that – as you watch these performers go through their paces in this motion pictures (which – most of the time – involves doing some innocuous task while holding a Seagram’s wine cooler) – you often get the feeling that this star is not in on the gag.
So how did Matt & Trey get away with this? Simple. There was never actually a script for “Your Studio and You.”
Filming “Your Studio & You” at Universal Studios Hollywood
Mind you, David Zucker would always insist that there was. Especially when he’d phone up celebrities on the Universal Lot and say “Hey, I’m sending over a couple of college kids later today. They’re working with me on a new parody film. It’s something that we’re doing for the new owners of Universal. I need just a half hour of your time. We’re shooting something special for the party we’ll be holding when the Seagrams people first arrive at the Studio. Absolutely. You’ll definitely get an invite to that party. So can I count on you to help these kids out? Beautiful. They’ll be over there later this morning.”
And then Matt & Trey would show up and say “… Dang, Miss Lansbury. We’re sorry. We must have left our copy of the ‘Your Studio and You’ script back in our office. Which is clear on the other side of the Lot. So – rather than waste your time – why don’t we do this instead? Follow us over to the Psycho House. Where we’re then going to get footage of you painting the front porch on Mother Bates’ house while you say ‘Gosh, with all of the wonderful improvements going on around here, everyone is going to want to work at Universal.’ Oh, and can we also get you to wear this button on the front of your blazer which reads ‘Universal is A-OK’ ? “

And over & over again, the biggest names who were working for Universal at that time took part in the production of “Your Studio & You” because A) David Zucker vouched for Matt Stone & Trey Parker and B) this was something that was being made for the new owners of Universal. And it’s just natural to want to get in good with the new boss.
Steven Spielberg, Jeffery Katzenberg, and Jaws
But no one at Universal anticipated that “Your Studio & You” would wind up being as sharp edged as the finished product turned out to be. I mean, it’s one thing to bite the hand that feeds you. But “Your Studio & You” ? It doesn’t just bite the hand. It takes the hand off at the wrist.
It’s a brutally funny film. With one of the meanest moments reserved for Steven Spielberg, who plays a driver on the Universal Studio Tour who’s trying to persuade a tram full of bored tourists (one of whom is played by Jeffery Katzenberg) that the “Shark Attack” scene down by Jaws Lagoon is actually exciting.
Spielberg actually says lines like “ … Whoa, whoa. What is going on here? Ladies and gentlemen, this never happens. Look out! It’s a shark! Whoa, that is one big scary shark.”

Mind you, as footage of this mechanical shark repeatedly coming up out of the water is shown, “Your Studio & You” ‘s off-screen narrator (who is voiced by Trey Parker says):
“But what about tomorrow? If we don’t keep in step with the times, things that were once neat and thrilling can become old and stupid.”
“Your Studio & You” Reception
This film was supposed to be shown only once at the welcoming party for Seagrams executive on the Universal Lot. And I’m told that – when Edgar Bronfman saw the finished product at that party – he reportedly turned to David Zucker and said “ … That’s a little more mean-spirited that I think it needed to be.”
And with that, “Your Studio & You” was supposed to go back into the Universal vault, never to be seen again. But when “South Park” debuted on Comedy Central in August of 1997 and then became a sensation for its biting humor, there was suddenly a lot of interest in what else Matt & Trey had done. Which is why copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” began to circulate. And – over time – copies of “Your Studio & You” began to bubble up.
Which – as Stone & Parker have repeatedly pointed out – was just not supposed to happen. Largely because none of the celebrities who appeared in “Your Studio & You” had never signed releases for Universal’s legal department. Because – again – this was for a movie that was only going to be shown once at a private function on the Universal Lot.
Matt mentioned (as part of a career retrospective at the Paley Center in LA back in 2000) that “ … they wouldn’t even let us keep a copy of the finished film.”
It’s a funny but brutal movie. And worth taking a look at today especially if you’re a theme park history buff because it shows Universal Studios Hollywood’s “Jurassic Park: The Ride” still under construction on the Lower Lot. That attraction would finally open to the public in June of 1996.
“Your Studio & You” became a lot easier to see after Seagrams sold off its share of Universal to Vivendi in 2000. Copies began propagating online after that. Though Universal Legal will periodically make an effort to get the latest copy of “Your Studio & You” taken off the Internet because – again – none of the performers who appear on camera ever signed the proper releases and/or were paid for their efforts.
That said, if you’re up for a mean-spirited laugh, “Your Studio & You” is well worth 14 minutes of your time. That said, once you watch this thing, be warned:
- You’re immediately going to be thirsty for a Seagram’s wine cooler
- And you’re going to have a sudden desire to go out & buy a porcelain deer.
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Theme Parks & Themed Entertainment7 months ago
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