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Why Clint Eastwood was a last minute addition to Disney-MGM’s “Great Movie Ride”

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Greetings from the woods of Northern Georgia.

Nancy and I are still down in this neck-of-the-woods. Her Dad’s funeral was on Monday, so we’re still in the process of dealing with a lot of family obligations. And given that my laptop went belly-up on Super Bowl Sunday … Well, filing new stories for this site has become even more challenging.

Which is why — until Nancy can get the chance to properly format the Samsung Notebook that we purchased yesterday — I thought that I might reach back into JHM’s archives and resurrect a Why For column from February of 2005 that (given that Clint Eastwood is back in the news, thanks to his somewhat controversial “It’s Halftime in America” commercial) is somewhat newsworthy. So here goes:


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Jim —

I really enjoyed Thursday’s story about how the Disney-MGM Studio theme park may be forced to change its
name this summer. I was wondering: Will the expiration of Disney’s
agreement with MGM/UA also result in “The Great Movie Ride” being
shut down too?

Rich G.


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Dear Rich G.

Actually, no. Don’t worry about it. The rights to use
the various movie scenes and characters that you see in “The Great Movie
Ride” were actually acquired under a separate series of agreements that
involved a number of different movie studios. Not just MGM/UA.

Take — for example — the “Alien” sequence in TGMR.
Disney got the rights to use those characters and that oh-so-spooky
setting by cutting a deal with 20th Century Fox, the studio that
actually produced this Ridley Scott film back in 1979. The “Raiders of the Lost Ark” Well of Souls scene? The Imagineers actually had to
approach two different companies — Paramount Pictures and Lucasfilm
Ltd.
— in order to get permission to make AA versions of Indy &
Sallah.


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That process sounds kind of involved, don’t you think? Wait. It gets worse.

In addition to getting permission from the individual
studios in order to recreate a character and/or a setting from a
particular motion picture, WDI often times had to also persuade the
surviving members of a performer’s family to sign off on the likeness
of that AA figure as well. Otherwise Disney’s lawyers wouldn’t allow the
Imagineers to install the robotic version of that star in “The Great
Movie Ride.”

This is what actually happened with the Lee Marvin Audio
Animatronic that was supposed to be installed in the Western sequence
of that Disney-MGM ride. Directly across from the John Wayne figure.


Copyright 1965 Columbia Pictures. All rights reserved

“Wait a minute, Jim,” you sputter. “You’re telling me
that there was supposed to be a Lee Marvin AA figure in the ‘Great Movie
Ride’? How did that deal fall through? What exactly happened here?”

Well, to put it bluntly, Lee Marvin’s kids refused to sign WDI’s release
form. They were deeply offended that — out of all the roles their Dad
had played over the course of his 35-year-long career — Disney had
chosen to make a robotic version of Kid Shelleen (AKA The drunken
gunslinger that Marvin had played in the 1965 comic western, “Cat Ballou“).

Now it didn’t seem to matter to Marvin’s children that
their father had actually won an Academy Award for playing Kid
Shelleen. Or that many people had thought that Lee’s performance in “Cat
Ballou” was the very best thing that the late actor (Marvin died of a
heart attack in August of 1987) had ever done.


Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Frank Wells, Michael Eisner, Goofy and Donald
Duck. Copyright Disney Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved

All they knew was that everyone who ever rode
Disney-MGM’s “Great Movie Ride” was going to see — for years &
years yet to come — was a robotic version of their dad, drunk. This
was a concept that Lee Marvin’s kids just couldn’t live with. Which is
why they flat-out refused to sign WDI’s release form.

This — as you might understand — left the Imagineers
who actually were in charge of completing this attraction in a bit of a
lurch. These guys knew that they needed two well-known film legends in
order to properly fill out the performance space that had been built
into the Western section of “The Great Movie Ride.” And now that the Kid
Shalleen AA figure had to be pulled out of TGMR … Well, that left one
hell of a big hole.

Luckily, Frank Wells was able to come to WDI’s rescue.
He told the Imagineers: “Look, I’m personal friends with Clint Eastwood.
I was his attorney for a while. And — back when I was in charge of
Warners — I actually greenlit a number of Eastwood’s pictures. Which is
why I’m sure that he’d get a real kick out of seeing himself inside the
‘Great Movie Ride.’ So why don’t you work up an Audio Animatronic
version of him? And I’ll then get Clint to sign your release form.”


Copyright 1964 United Artists. All rights reserved

This WDI did almost immediately. They fabricated that AA
figure in record time. Of course, given the limited amount of time that
the Imagineers were working with here … Well, I guess you can
understand now why the GMR’s “Man with No Name” robot has such limited
movement.

Anyway … WDI quickly produces an Audio Animatronic
Clint Eastwood. The figure’s then sent east and quickly installed in
“The Great Movie Ride.” But — because Disney’s lawyers insisted that
the public wasn’t actually allowed to see this particular AA figure ’til
after Eastwood officially signs that release form … During the “Great
Movie Ride” ‘s entire test-and-adjust period, the “Man with No Name”
stood stoically in that doorway with a paper bag over his head.

Meanwhile, the Imagineers keep calling Frank Wells’
office, asking the Disney Company’s president: “Did you get Clint to
sign that release form yet.” But Wells is busy running the Mouse House.
And Eastwood was working on “Pink Cadillac.” So neither of
these guys really has a hole in their schedule. And meanwhile the date
of Disney-MGM’s grand opening keeps getting closer and closer and closer


Bernadette Peters and Clint Eastwood in “Pink Cadillac.” Copyright 1989
Warner Bros. All rights reserved

Finally in April of 1989 (Less than 10 days before the
studio theme park was due to open to the public ), Wells persuades Clint
to get on a plane with him. So that the two of them can then fly on down
to Florida and go check out Disney’s newest theme park.

Mind you, Eastwood really isn’t a theme park kind of
guy. More importantly, he’s not all that crazy about planes. So it takes
an awful lot of weedling on Wells’ part to finally get Clint on
Mickey’s corporate jet. But eventually Eastwood does agree to go to
Orlando.

So Clint & Frank finally arrive at Disney-MGM and
begin touring the theme park. And this whole time, the Imagineers
assigned to the GMR are sweating bullets. They keep thinking about what
could to happen if Wells is wrong. What if Eastwood absolutely hates the “Man with No Name” AA figure? What will they do then?


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Finally, the two old friends get on board the “Great
Movie Ride.” They’ve got an entire theater car all to themselves. And —
as it quietly slides out of the attraction’s load area — a very
nervous lead picks up his walkie-talkie and says: “They’re on their way.
You can remove the paper bag now.”

And that’s literally what happens. Just seconds before
the theater car that’s carrying Clint and Frank rolls into the “Great
Movie Ride” ‘s Western section, an Imagineer sprints on stage and rips
the paper bag right off of the “Man with No Name” ‘s head. Then — bag
in hand — he slips back into the shadows, holds his breath and watches
what happens next.

The doors leading from the attraction’s gangland
shooting sequence now swings open. The theater car slides into the next
room. Eastwood spies the “Man with No Name” AA figure leaning against
that building. A big, very un-Dirty-Harry-like smile spreads across his
face. He turns to Wells and says: “Hey, that’s me!”


Right across from the Clint Eastwood AA figure is one of John
Wayne, recreating this Hollywood icon’s classic role in John
Ford’s “The Searchers.” Copyright Disney Enterprises, Inc.
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Frank turns to Clint and says: “You like?” Eastwood says: “Yeah. Sure.” Wells then whips out WDI’s release form and says: “Okay. Then sign this, please.”

And literally — right in the middle of the action
portion of the GMR’s Western sequence (I.E. After the robber has tossed
the dynamite into bank. Which is why all those flames are belching out
of the windows) — Clint initials and then signs that release form.
Thinking that his old pal, Frank, had gone to such elaborate lengths to
try & amuse and surprise him.

To my knowledge, Eastwood has never learned about all
the problems that the Imagineers were having with Lee Marvin’s kids. Or
that his “Man with No Name” AA figure was really just a last minute
substitute for the Kid Shalleen Audio Animatronic that the Imagineers
had originally planned on installing in this attraction.


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Which is why I’m kind of hoping that this story never
gets back to Clint. I’d hate to think that — by posting this tale on
JHM (Which was told to me by the very same Imagineer who reportedly
raced on stage and ripped that paper bag off of the robotic Eastwood’s
head) — that this will somehow undermine what must be a pretty fond
memory of the late Frank Wells.

Jim Hill is an entertainment writer who has specialized in covering The Walt Disney Company for nearly 40 years now. Over that time, he has interviewed hundreds of animators, actors, and Imagineers -- many of whom have shared behind-the-scenes stories with Mr. Hill about how the Mouse House really works. In addition to the 4000+ articles Jim has written for the Web, he also co-hosts a trio of popular podcasts: “Disney Dish with Len Testa,” “Fine Tooning with Drew Taylor” and “Marvel US Disney with Aaron Adams.” Mr. Hill makes his home in Southern New Hampshire with his lovely wife Nancy and two obnoxious cats, Ginger & Betty.

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The Untold Story of Super Soap Weekend at Disney-MGM Studios: How Daytime TV Took Over the Parks

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Super Soap Weekends at Disney-MGM Studios

A long time ago in a galaxy that … Well, to be honest, wasn’t all that far away. This was down in Florida after all. But if you traveled to the WDW Resort, you could then experience “Star Wars Weekends.” Which ran seasonally at Disney’s Hollywood Studios Disney World from 1997 to 2015.

Mind you, what most folks don’t remember is the annual event that effectively plowed the road for “Star Wars Weekends.” Which was “Super Soap Weekend.” That seasonal offering — which allowed ABC soap fans to get up-close with their favorite performers from “All My Children,” “General Hospital,” “One Life to Live” and “Port Charles” — debuted at that same theme park the year previous (1996).

So how did this weekend-long celebration of daytime drama (which drew tens of thousands of people to Orlando every Fall for 15 years straight) come to be? 

Michael Eisner’s Daytime TV Origins and a Theme Park Vision

Super Soap Weekend was the brainchild of then-Disney CEO Michael Eisner. His career in media began with short stints at NBC and CBS, but it truly took off in 1964 when he joined ABC as the assistant to Leonard Goldberg, who was the network’s national programming director at the time.

Eisner quickly advanced through the ranks. By 1971, he had become Vice President of Daytime Programming at ABC. That meant he was on the scene when One Life to Live joined the lineup in July 1968 and when All My Children made its debut in January 1970. Even after being promoted to Senior Vice President of Prime Time Programming in 1976, Eisner stayed close to the daytime division and often recruited standout soap talent for ABC’s primetime shows.

Fast forward nearly two decades to July 31, 1995. The Walt Disney Company announced that it would acquire ABC/Cap Cities in a $19 billion deal. Although the acquisition wasn’t finalized until February 1996, Eisner was already thinking ahead. He wanted to use the stars of All My Children, One Life to Live, and General Hospital to draw people to Disney’s theme parks.

He had seen how individual soap stars were drawing huge mall crowds across America since the late 1970s. Now he wanted to bring dozens of them together for something much bigger.

Super Soap Weekend Takes Over Disney-MGM Studios

The very first Super Soap Weekend was announced in June 1996, just a few months after the ABC deal closed. The event was scheduled for October 19 and 20 at Disney-MGM Studios and was a massive success.

The weekend featured panel discussions, autograph sessions, and photo opportunities with the stars of ABC’s daytime dramas. Thousands of fans packed the park for the chance to meet their favorite actors. Due to the overwhelming response, the event became an annual tradition and was eventually moved to Veterans Day weekend each November to better accommodate attendees.

Longtime fans like Nancy Stadler, her mom Mary, and their close friend Angela Ragno returned year after year, making the event a personal tradition and building lifelong memories.

West Coast Events and the ABC Soap Opera Bistro

Disney even tried to recreate the event out west. Two Super Soap Weekends were held at Disneyland Resort, one in April 2002 and another in June 2003.

At Disney’s California Adventure, Eisner also introduced the ABC Soap Opera Bistro, a themed dining experience that opened in February 2001. Guests could dine inside recreated sets from shows like General Hospital and All My Children, including Kelly’s Diner and the Chandler Mansion. The Bistro closed in November 2002, but for fans, it offered a rare opportunity to step into the world of their favorite soaps.

SOAPnet, Port Charles, and the Expansion of Daytime TV at Disney

Eisner’s enthusiasm for soaps extended beyond the parks. In January 2000, he launched SOAPnet, a cable channel dedicated to prime time replays of ABC’s daytime dramas.

During his time at Disney, General Hospital also received a spin-off series titled Port Charles, which aired from June 1997 to October 2003. The show leaned into supernatural plotlines and was another example of Eisner’s commitment to evolving and expanding the soap genre.

The Final Curtain for Super Soap Weekend

In September 2005, Eisner stepped down after 21 years as head of The Walt Disney Company. Bob Iger, who had previously served as President of ABC and Chief Operating Officer of ABC/Cap Cities, took over as CEO. While Iger had deep ABC credentials, he didn’t share Eisner’s passion for daytime television.

In the fall of 2008, Disney hosted the final Super Soap Weekend at what was then still called Disney-MGM Studios. That same year, the park was rebranded as Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and Disney began shifting away from television-focused experiences.

Within the next five years, the rest of Eisner’s soap legacy faded. One Life to Live was canceled in January 2012. SOAPnet was rebranded as Disney Junior in February 2013. Later that year, All My Children ended its 41-year run on ABC.

Only General Hospital remains on the network today, the last standing soap from the golden age of ABC Daytime.

A New Chapter for Daytime TV and Super Soap Fans

The soap genre may have faded from its former glory, but it’s not gone. On February 24, 2025, CBS premiered a brand-new daytime drama called Beyond the Gates, marking the first new soap launch in years.

Meanwhile, All My Children alum Kelly Ripa has been actively working on a revival. In September 2024, she mentioned a holiday-themed movie set in Pine Valley that would bring back many original cast members. The project was in development for Lifetime, though its current status is unclear.

And what about Super Soap? Fans like Nancy and Angela still hope Disney will bring it back. Even if it only featured the cast of General Hospital, it would be a welcome return for longtime viewers who miss that one weekend a year where the magic of Disney collided with the drama of daytime TV.

If you want to hear firsthand what it was like to be part of Super Soap Weekend, be sure to listen to our I Want That Too podcast interview with actor Colin Egglesfield. He shares behind-the-scenes memories from his days as Josh Madden on All My Children and what it meant to be part of one of the most unique fan events in Disney park history.

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The Super Bowl & Disney: The Untold Story Behind ‘I’m Going to Disneyland!’

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One of the highlights of the Super Bowl isn’t just the game itself—it’s the moment when the winning quarterback turns to the camera and exclaims, “I’m going to Disney World!” This now-iconic phrase has been a staple of post-game celebrations for decades. But where did this tradition begin? Surprisingly, it didn’t originate in a stadium but at a dinner table in 1987, in a conversation involving Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and aviation pioneers Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager.

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The Unlikely Beginning of a Marketing Sensation

To understand the origins of this campaign, we have to go back to December 1986, when the Rutan Voyager became the first aircraft to fly around the world without stopping or refueling. Pilots Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager completed the nine-day journey on December 23, 1986, flying over 26,000 miles before landing at Edwards Air Force Base. Their historic achievement earned them national recognition, and just days later, President Ronald Reagan awarded them the Presidential Citizen Medal at the White House.

Meanwhile, Disney was gearing up for the grand opening of Star Tours at Disneyland, set for January 12, 1987. Following its usual playbook of associating major theme park attractions with real-world pioneers, Disney’s PR team invited astronauts Gordon Cooper and Deke Slayton to the launch event. But in a twist, they also invited Rutan and Yeager, who were still making headlines.

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A Dinner Conversation That Changed Advertising Forever

After the Star Tours opening ceremony, a private dinner was held with Disney CEO Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and Eisner’s wife, Jane. During the meal, Eisner asked Rutan and Yeager, “You just made history. You traveled non-stop around the planet on a plane without ever refueling. How are you ever going to top that, career-wise? What are you two gonna do next?”

Without hesitation, Jeana Yeager replied, “Well, after being cramped inside that tiny plane for nine days, I’m just glad to be anywhere else. And even though you folks were nice enough to fly us here, invite us to your party… Well, as soon as we finish eating, I’m gonna go over to the Park and ride some rides. I’m going to Disneyland.”

Jane Eisner immediately recognized the power of Yeager’s statement. On the car ride home, she turned to Michael and said, “That’s a great slogan. I think you should use that to promote the theme parks.” Like many husbands, Michael initially dismissed the idea, but Jane persisted. Eventually, Eisner relented and pitched it to his team.

The Super Bowl Connection

With Super Bowl XXI just around the corner, Disney’s PR team saw an opportunity. The game was set for January 25, 1987, at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena—just miles from Disney Studios. What if they convinced the winning quarterback to say, “I’m going to Disneyland” live on-air?

Disney quickly struck a deal with both quarterbacks—Phil Simms of the New York Giants and John Elway of the Denver Broncos—offering each $75,000 to deliver the line if their team won. Simms led the Giants to victory, making history as the first athlete to say, “I’m going to Disney World!” on national television.

A Marketing Triumph

That year’s Super Bowl had the second-highest viewership in television history, with 87 million people watching Simms say the famous line. The next day, Disney turned the clip into a national commercial, cementing the phrase as a marketing goldmine.

Since then, “I’m going to Disneyland” (or Disney World, depending on the commercial) has been a staple of championship celebrations, spanning the NFL, NBA, and even the Olympics. What started as a casual remark at dinner became one of the most successful advertising campaigns in history.

A Lasting Legacy

Jane Eisner’s keen instinct and Disney’s ability to act quickly on a great idea created a tradition that continues to captivate audiences. The “I’m going to Disneyland” campaign remains a testament to the power of spontaneous inspiration and smart marketing, proving that sometimes, the best ideas come from the most unexpected places.

To learn more about Disney’s ties to the world of sports, check out I Want That Too: A Disney History and Consumer Product Podcast.

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How the Creators of South Park Tricked A-List Celebrities to Roast Universal – “Your Studio & You”

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Your Studio and You

Universal Studios has a rich and storied history, but few moments are as peculiar—and as hilariously cutting—as the creation of Your Studio & You. This 14-minute parody film, commissioned in 1995 to celebrate Universal’s new ownership under Seagram’s, brings together an all-star cast, biting humor, and the unmistakable comedic fingerprints of Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Long before South Park debuted on Comedy Central in 1997, Stone and Parker were already carving out a reputation for their irreverent style, and Your Studio & You perfectly encapsulates their knack for turning even the most corporate project into something delightfully subversive.

Matt Stone & Trey Parker Before South Park

Stone & Parker were already known out in Hollywood as funny guys. Thanks largely to “The Spirit of Christmas,” which was this video greeting card that they’d crafted for a Fox executive – who then distributed this infamously funny thing (which had Our Lord Jesus Christ & Santa Claus literally duking it out for the holiday affections of Cartman, Kenny, Stan & Kyle) to friends & family.

This was the early 1990s. No internet. Each copy of “The Spirit of Christmas” was made on VHS tape and then mailed. Went viral the old-fashioned way. It’s rumored that George Clooney made over 300 copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” and passed these VHS taps along to friends and family.

Things didn’t move as fast as they do today. “The Spirit of Christmas” still became a sensation out West.

Zucker Brothers

Matt & Trey also had other supporters in the entertainment industry. Among them David Zucker, who was one of the members of ZAZ (i.e., Zucker Abrahams Zucker), the talented trio that made “Airplane!” in 1980, “Top Secret!” in 1984 and the three “Naked Gun” movies.

  • The original “Naked Gun” in 1988
  • “Naked Gun 2 & 1/2 : The Smell of Fear” in 1991
  • and “Naked Gun 33 & a 1/3: The Final Insult” in 1994

All five of these parody films had been made for Paramount Pictures. But in the Late Winter / Early Spring of 1995, Universal had persuaded the Zucker Brothers to come over and set up shop in a bungalow on their lower lot. With the hope that – at some point further on down the line – David & his brother Jerry would start making funny films for Universal.

Zucker Brothers featured in "Your Studio and You"

And it’s during this same window of time (We’re now talking April of 1995) that news breaks that Seagrams (Yep, the adult beverage company. Who – at the time – was making an absolute fortune on the sales of wine coolers) was about to buy a majority stake in MCAUniversal. We’re talking control of 80% of that company’s stock. Which would effectively make Seagrams the new owners of Universal Studios.

Edgar Bronfman

And Edgar Bronfman – the owner of Seagrams – knew that Universal had had a tough time with its previous owners – which had been the Matsushita Electric Industrial Co. of Japan. Matsushita had bought MCA back in November of 1990 for $7.5 billion but had never really understood the entertainment industry.

This is why – after repeatedly butting heads with Lew Wasserman & Sidney Sheinberg (i.e., the heads of Universal Studios & the Universal theme park respectively) when it came to creative control of this company – Matsushita decided to wash it hands of the entire enterprise.  Agreeing to sell their holdings in MCA to Seagrams for $5.7 billion (effectively taking a nearly $2 billion loss on this investment).

Edgar M. Bronfman
Credit: NYTimes

And Bronfman … He knew that some bad feeling had developed between Hollywood’s creative community and the Japanese owners of Universal. The thinking was that executives at Matsushita Electric had just not gotten what it took to make movies & TV shows.

And Edgar? Right from the get-go, he wanted to show that Seagrams was NOT going to be Matsushita Electric Redux. Bronfman was looking for a way to send a clear message to Hollywood’s creative community that Universal’s new owners got it. That they were willing to work with Hollywood to make the best possible movies & TV shows at Universal.

And how did Edgar decide to get this message across? By making a funny movie.

Zucker Commissions Trey Parker for “Your Studio & You”

Mind you, Bronfman himself didn’t make this film. The owner of Seagrams reached out to David Zucker. Who – after initially agreeing to produce this introduction-to-Universal film – then farmed out the production of the actual project to Trey Parker. Who – just two days before shooting was supposed to star on the Universal Lot – persuaded Matt Stone to come help him on this project.

Which brings us to “Your Studio and You.” Which is a parody of an educational film from the 1950s, right down to being shot in black & white and featuring a very generic soundtrack.

Now what’s amazing about watching “Your Studio and You” today is that this 14-minute-long film features some of the biggest names working in Hollywood back in the mid-1990s. We’re talking about people like recent Golden Globe winner Demi Moore, Sylvester Stallone, Michael J. Fox and Angela Lansbury. Not to mention two of the most powerful men in all of Hollywood, Steven Spielberg & Jeffrey Katzenberg.

And what’s especially interesting about watch “Your Studio and You” is that – as you watch these performers go through their paces in this motion pictures (which – most of the time – involves doing some innocuous task while holding a Seagram’s wine cooler) – you often get the feeling that this star is not in on the gag.

So how did Matt & Trey get away with this? Simple. There was never actually a script for “Your Studio and You.”

Filming “Your Studio & You” at Universal Studios Hollywood

Mind you, David Zucker would always insist that there was. Especially when he’d phone up celebrities on the Universal Lot and say “Hey, I’m sending over a couple of college kids later today. They’re working with me on a new parody film. It’s something that we’re doing for the new owners of Universal. I need just a half hour of your time. We’re shooting something special for the party we’ll be holding when the Seagrams people first arrive at the Studio. Absolutely. You’ll definitely get an invite to that party. So can I count on you to help these kids out? Beautiful. They’ll be over there later this morning.”

And then Matt & Trey would show up and say “… Dang, Miss Lansbury. We’re sorry. We must have left our copy of the ‘Your Studio and You’ script back in our office. Which is clear on the other side of the Lot. So – rather than waste your time – why don’t we do this instead? Follow us over to the Psycho House. Where we’re then going to get footage of you painting the front porch on Mother Bates’ house while you say ‘Gosh, with all of the wonderful improvements going on around here, everyone is going to want to work at Universal.’ Oh, and can we also get you to wear this button on the front of your blazer which reads ‘Universal is A-OK’ ? “

And over & over again, the biggest names who were working for Universal at that time took part in the production of “Your Studio & You” because A) David Zucker vouched for Matt Stone & Trey Parker and B) this was something that was being made for the new owners of Universal. And it’s just natural to want to get in good with the new boss.

Steven Spielberg, Jeffery Katzenberg, and Jaws

But no one at Universal anticipated that “Your Studio & You” would wind up being as sharp edged as the finished product turned out to be. I mean, it’s one thing to bite the hand that feeds you. But “Your Studio & You” ? It doesn’t just bite the hand. It takes the hand off at the wrist.

It’s a brutally funny film. With one of the meanest moments reserved for Steven Spielberg, who plays a driver on the Universal Studio Tour who’s trying to persuade a tram full of bored tourists (one of whom is played by Jeffery Katzenberg) that the “Shark Attack” scene down by Jaws Lagoon is actually exciting.

Spielberg actually says lines like “ … Whoa, whoa. What is going on here? Ladies and gentlemen, this never happens. Look out! It’s a shark! Whoa, that is one big scary shark.”


Mind you, as footage of this mechanical shark repeatedly coming up out of the water is shown, “Your Studio & You” ‘s off-screen narrator (who is voiced by Trey Parker says):

“But what about tomorrow? If we don’t keep in step with the times, things that were once neat and thrilling can become old and stupid.”

“Your Studio & You” Reception

This film was supposed to be shown only once at the welcoming party for Seagrams executive on the Universal Lot. And I’m told that – when Edgar Bronfman saw the finished product at that party – he reportedly turned to David Zucker and said “ … That’s a little more mean-spirited that I think it needed to be.”

And with that, “Your Studio & You” was supposed to go back into the Universal vault, never to be seen again. But when “South Park” debuted on Comedy Central in August of 1997 and then became a sensation for its biting humor, there was suddenly a lot of interest in what else Matt & Trey had done. Which is why copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” began to circulate. And – over time – copies of “Your Studio & You” began to bubble up.

Which – as Stone & Parker have repeatedly pointed out – was just not supposed to happen. Largely because none of the celebrities who appeared in “Your Studio & You” had never signed releases for Universal’s legal department. Because – again – this was for a movie that was only going to be shown once at a private function on the Universal Lot.

Matt mentioned (as part of a career retrospective at the Paley Center in LA back in 2000) that “ … they wouldn’t even let us keep a copy of the finished film.”

It’s a funny but brutal movie. And worth taking a look at today especially if you’re a theme park history buff because it shows Universal Studios Hollywood’s “Jurassic Park: The Ride” still under construction on the Lower Lot. That attraction would finally open to the public in June of 1996.

“Your Studio & You” became a lot easier to see after Seagrams sold off its share of Universal to Vivendi in 2000. Copies began propagating online after that. Though Universal Legal will periodically make an effort to get the latest copy of “Your Studio & You” taken off the Internet because – again – none of the performers who appear on camera ever signed the proper releases and/or were paid for their efforts.

That said, if you’re up for a mean-spirited laugh, “Your Studio & You” is well worth 14 minutes of your time. That said, once you watch this thing, be warned:

  1. You’re immediately going to be thirsty for a Seagram’s wine cooler
  2. And you’re going to have a sudden desire to go out & buy a porcelain deer.
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