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So how do you top a sneak peek at the “Finding Nemo” DVD? How about a new column from JHM contributor Paul Schnebelen which offers up his opinions about which CDs to pick up. PLUS an update on Paul’s progress toward his WDW marathon run.

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Welcome to the first step in a new direction for me — the debut of Paul Schnebelen, music reviewer! (First Napster, now this … hasn’t the music industry got enough problems?) Today’s column is the first of what I hope will become a regular feature on JimHillMedia.com called “Paul’s CD Bin,” where I’ll be reviewing new Disney-related CDs as well as looking back at some of the bits of musical magic that Disney’s previously released.

Before I get started with the reviews, let’s dispense with the obvious questions — why a music review column and why me? Well, the reason I’m starting this feature is that although there are plenty of places you can find out about Disney music and there are also plenty of places that review Disney movie, TV, and DVD releases, there aren’t a lot of places where you can find reviews of Disney music. Let’s face it, folks, you’re not going to see reviews of the latest “Disneyland Official Album” in the pages of “Rolling Stone”. I thought I’d take a shot at letting Disney music fans know what’s out there and whether it’s worth picking up.

As for what qualifies me to be a music critic, I … uh … well, I listen to a lot of Disney music and Jim’s letting me write a column. Okay, so I don’t have much in the way of credentials, but that’s never stopped a lot of media critics from stating their opinions. (Insert the name of your least favorite movie critic here.) Let’s get started!


Our first victim… uh, I mean, the first CD we’ll be reviewing today… is a special musical tribute to everybody’s favorite mouse — one that’s not available at your local record store. Not to worry, folks, I’m not going to ask you to get anything that gets you in trouble with the RIAA. In honor of Mickey’s 75th birthday, Walt Disney Records and Hallmark have released a CD called “Hallmark Celebrates 75 Years with Mickey,” a collection of songs related to the Mouse.

Although the album mainly focuses on music from the children’s albums, there’s a little bit from many periods in Mickey’s musical career; the album’s selections range from the “Steamboat Willie” recording of “Turkey in the Straw” to “Yankee Doodle Mickey” from last year’s “Sing Along With Mickey and Pals” album.

I never realized how many different musical genres the character albums released by Walt Disney Records have covered until I gave this CD a listen; this is one musically diverse Mouse, folks. Like your Disney music with a country twang? There’s Minnie singing her heart out on “Mickey’s The Mouse For Me.” Is disco more your style? Put on your leisure suit and dance the night away to “Disco Mickey Mouse.” If you’re more of a traditionalist or you’re just stuck in the 50’s, the album features the “Mickey Mouse Club March” and the “Mickey Mouse Club Alma Mater.” Kudos to Randy Thornton for putting together a compilation that gives you a good feel for what musical mayhem Mickey and pals have been up to over the years.

The best part of this album is that you can pick it up for free if you’re in the mood to buy some Hallmark ornaments; the stores are currently offering the album as a bonus gift with the purchase of 3 ornaments. (The CD is marked for retail sale at $15.95, but you may be able to get it much cheaper — my local Hallmark store had them for about 5 bucks apiece. I guess Mickey’s not exactly burning up the Billboard charts these days. ) Get your Christmas shopping done a little early and pick up a copy.

Paul’s CD Bin Rating: 3 1/2 Mouse Ears out of 5.


Several years back, Walt Disney Records released a series of about 12 albums called “Disney’s Greatest Hits;” the series did a pretty good job of putting a good selection of music from Disney movies, TV shows, and theme parks, but I guess the series starting getting a little too unwieldy, so last year Disney released a two-volume collection of its most famous music called “Disney’s Greatest.” As you might expect when you take a music catalog as large and diverse as Disney’s and try to cut it down to two albums with 20 songs apiece, there were a lot of songs that people consider Disney classics that didn’t make it onto the CDs. Apparently, Disney heard the grumbling of the music fans, because Disney has released “Disney’s Greatest, Volume 3.”

Although the CD adds some songs that definitely rank among the best that the Company has released, you have to wonder about some of the choices made here. “I’ll Try” from “Return to Neverland” is one of Disney’s greatest? “He Lives in You” from “Rhythm of the Pridelands”? And not to take anything away from Jim Cummings in “The Tigger Movie,” but how could you put “The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers” on a greatest hits album and not use the recording done by the original voice of Tigger, Paul Winchell?

Overall, though, the CD has a lot more hits than misses. in addition to some great songs that there wasn’t room for on the first two volumes like “Part of Your World” and “A Spoonful of Sugar,” there are some songs that were pretty good but weren’t the songs most people instantly think of, like “Pink Elephants on Parade” from “Dumbo.”

The “Disney’s Greatest” collection would make a great gift for someone who’s a fan of the “magical music of the Mouse” (and yes, I stole that from another website) or a great general introduction for someone who’s not all that familiar with Disney music. “Disney’s Greatest Volume 3” isn’t perfect, but it’s a very good addition to the collection. Here’s hoping that eventually see a “Disney’s Greatest, Volume 4” — there’s a lot more great music in the Disney vaults!

Paul’s CD Bin Rating: 4 1/2 Mouse Ears out of 5.


Our next CD up for review isn’t really Disney, but since you can find the stars of this CD at Disney theme parks, there’s sort of a tie-in to the Mouse! It’s hard to believe, but it’s been more than 25 years since Jim Henson brought us an inspired bit of zaniness called “The Muppet Show,” featuring our old friend from “Sesame Street” Kermit the Frog and new friends like Miss Piggy, Gonzo the Great, and Fozzie Bear.

In honor of this anniversary, Rhino Records and the Jim Henson Company have released “The Muppet Show: The 25th Anniversary Collection – Music Mayhem and More!” Rhino and Henson have done a wonderful job of capturing the spirit of the show on this compilation of music and skits from “The Muppet Show” and the 6 Muppet motion pictures.

Both casual fans of the Muppets and folks that can recite skits from “The Muppet Show” verbatim should enjoy this CD; there’s a nice selection of old favorites, plus a few fun songs that you might not be that familiar with. I’m glad to see that a lot of my favorite songs from “The Muppet Movie” are finally available again, and it was a lot of fun to listen to songs from some of the Muppet films I either missed or I haven’t seen for a while. And good luck trying to get the song “Mahna Mahna” out of your head for the rest of the day after you’ve heard it on this CD!

If you enjoy the Muppets, this is a CD you’ll want to have in your collection – don’t wait 25 years to get yourself a copy.

Paul’s CD Bin Rating: 4 Frog Legs out of 5.


The final recording I’ll be reviewing isn’t generally available, but I want to get the word out about this recording because I think something like it really should be released. A few years ago, Randy Thronton at Walt Disney Records took on an ambitious project called “Operation Lazarus,” where classic Disney recordings were brought out of the vault and were restored so they could be re-released. As part of his presentation for the 1998 Official Disneyana Convention, Randy provided the ConventionEars a cassette of some recordings that received the “Lazarus” treatment, and someone was kind enough to give me a copy.

This cassette is a real treat, folks. The sound quality on the recordings is absolutely wonderful; it’s obvious that some real care was put into the restoration project, and if the recordings don’t sound as good as they did on the day they were recorded it certainly wasn’t for lack of trying. The cassette contains some rarities that, alas, still haven’t been released by Walt Disney Records. The tracks include a recording of the soundtrack for General Electric’s Progressland from the 1964-65 New York World’s Fair that makes you want to lay down a shag carpet in the living room and start mixing martinis, a rendition of “the Headless Horseman by Thurl Ravenscroft that either had to be an inspiration for “Grim Grinning Ghosts” at least encouraged the Imagineers to get Thurl to sing it, the title music from “20,000 Leagues Under The Sea” and “Song of the South,” and even musical performances featuring Louis Prima, Paul Frees as Professor Ludwig von Drake, and Clarence “Ducky” Nash as Donald. I’ve been having a wonderful time listening to it.

So why am I reviewing a cassette that’s really hard to come by? Because I think that Disney fans deserve to hear more of what “Operation Lazarus” has wrought. I suspect that one of the main reasons that many of the tracks on the “Lazarus” cassette (and many classic Disney recordings) haven’t been re-released is that the powers that be at the Company don’t consider the music to be commercially viable. I’d love to see the Company give it a shot, though — even if only as a compilation CD that contains the “Lazarus” cassette tracks plus a few more recordings. Granted, the CD might never go double platinum, but I think there’d be enough interest from Disneyphiles out there that Walt Disney Records might be encouraged to restore and release more of the classic recordings, either in their original album formats or as compilation CD sets like the “Disney’s Greatest” CDs or “Walt Disney Treasures” DVDs. Here’s hoping, anyway. Keep your fingers crossed, folks — maybe someday soon we’ll all be able to give this music a listen.

Paul’s CD Bin Rating: 4 ½ Mouse Ears out of 5.

Well, that’ll do it for this look through “Paul’s CD Bin!” If you have any suggestions as to CDs you’d like to see reviewed or you have any comments (I wonder if my next column will be titled “Paul, You Ignorant ***!”), please e-mail me at schnebs@hotmail.com or post them to the JimHillMedia discussion boards.

Thanks for reading!


Marathon Training Update: Today I am a racer! After 6 weeks of training walks with the Ventura Roadrunners, I participated in my first race, a 5K walk, last Sunday. The distance of the race didn’t seem like it’d be a big deal — 5 kilometers is about 3.1 miles, and the last couple of weeks I’ve been going at least that far on my training walks — but the prospect of running a really-for-real race seemed a little daunting. My fears appeared to be justified when the starter’s gun went off and I watched a whole bunch of runners take off and disappear around the corner while I was just getting started with my walking.

Once I finally put the other racers out of my mind and concentrated on my own walking pace, I did pretty well. I finished the race in 40 minutes; that may not sound really fast, but that was a personal best for me, since that represents a pace that’s a minute per mile faster than my usual walking time. Walking a race was a blast — I loved all the cheers and support from people I passed as a walked the race. I’m supposed to be walking a 10K race in a couple of weeks, and this race is going to have a lot more people participating than the 5K I was in — that should be really interesting! Things are looking pretty good so far — hopefully, I’ll keep doing well and I’ll keep from getting hurt, and I’ll be ready for the Los Angeles Marathon in March.

I’ll keep you posted as to how things are going.

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The Untold Story of Super Soap Weekend at Disney-MGM Studios: How Daytime TV Took Over the Parks

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Super Soap Weekends at Disney-MGM Studios

A long time ago in a galaxy that … Well, to be honest, wasn’t all that far away. This was down in Florida after all. But if you traveled to the WDW Resort, you could then experience “Star Wars Weekends.” Which ran seasonally at Disney’s Hollywood Studios Disney World from 1997 to 2015.

Mind you, what most folks don’t remember is the annual event that effectively plowed the road for “Star Wars Weekends.” Which was “Super Soap Weekend.” That seasonal offering — which allowed ABC soap fans to get up-close with their favorite performers from “All My Children,” “General Hospital,” “One Life to Live” and “Port Charles” — debuted at that same theme park the year previous (1996).

So how did this weekend-long celebration of daytime drama (which drew tens of thousands of people to Orlando every Fall for 15 years straight) come to be? 

Michael Eisner’s Daytime TV Origins and a Theme Park Vision

Super Soap Weekend was the brainchild of then-Disney CEO Michael Eisner. His career in media began with short stints at NBC and CBS, but it truly took off in 1964 when he joined ABC as the assistant to Leonard Goldberg, who was the network’s national programming director at the time.

Eisner quickly advanced through the ranks. By 1971, he had become Vice President of Daytime Programming at ABC. That meant he was on the scene when One Life to Live joined the lineup in July 1968 and when All My Children made its debut in January 1970. Even after being promoted to Senior Vice President of Prime Time Programming in 1976, Eisner stayed close to the daytime division and often recruited standout soap talent for ABC’s primetime shows.

Fast forward nearly two decades to July 31, 1995. The Walt Disney Company announced that it would acquire ABC/Cap Cities in a $19 billion deal. Although the acquisition wasn’t finalized until February 1996, Eisner was already thinking ahead. He wanted to use the stars of All My Children, One Life to Live, and General Hospital to draw people to Disney’s theme parks.

He had seen how individual soap stars were drawing huge mall crowds across America since the late 1970s. Now he wanted to bring dozens of them together for something much bigger.

Super Soap Weekend Takes Over Disney-MGM Studios

The very first Super Soap Weekend was announced in June 1996, just a few months after the ABC deal closed. The event was scheduled for October 19 and 20 at Disney-MGM Studios and was a massive success.

The weekend featured panel discussions, autograph sessions, and photo opportunities with the stars of ABC’s daytime dramas. Thousands of fans packed the park for the chance to meet their favorite actors. Due to the overwhelming response, the event became an annual tradition and was eventually moved to Veterans Day weekend each November to better accommodate attendees.

Longtime fans like Nancy Stadler, her mom Mary, and their close friend Angela Ragno returned year after year, making the event a personal tradition and building lifelong memories.

West Coast Events and the ABC Soap Opera Bistro

Disney even tried to recreate the event out west. Two Super Soap Weekends were held at Disneyland Resort, one in April 2002 and another in June 2003.

At Disney’s California Adventure, Eisner also introduced the ABC Soap Opera Bistro, a themed dining experience that opened in February 2001. Guests could dine inside recreated sets from shows like General Hospital and All My Children, including Kelly’s Diner and the Chandler Mansion. The Bistro closed in November 2002, but for fans, it offered a rare opportunity to step into the world of their favorite soaps.

SOAPnet, Port Charles, and the Expansion of Daytime TV at Disney

Eisner’s enthusiasm for soaps extended beyond the parks. In January 2000, he launched SOAPnet, a cable channel dedicated to prime time replays of ABC’s daytime dramas.

During his time at Disney, General Hospital also received a spin-off series titled Port Charles, which aired from June 1997 to October 2003. The show leaned into supernatural plotlines and was another example of Eisner’s commitment to evolving and expanding the soap genre.

The Final Curtain for Super Soap Weekend

In September 2005, Eisner stepped down after 21 years as head of The Walt Disney Company. Bob Iger, who had previously served as President of ABC and Chief Operating Officer of ABC/Cap Cities, took over as CEO. While Iger had deep ABC credentials, he didn’t share Eisner’s passion for daytime television.

In the fall of 2008, Disney hosted the final Super Soap Weekend at what was then still called Disney-MGM Studios. That same year, the park was rebranded as Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and Disney began shifting away from television-focused experiences.

Within the next five years, the rest of Eisner’s soap legacy faded. One Life to Live was canceled in January 2012. SOAPnet was rebranded as Disney Junior in February 2013. Later that year, All My Children ended its 41-year run on ABC.

Only General Hospital remains on the network today, the last standing soap from the golden age of ABC Daytime.

A New Chapter for Daytime TV and Super Soap Fans

The soap genre may have faded from its former glory, but it’s not gone. On February 24, 2025, CBS premiered a brand-new daytime drama called Beyond the Gates, marking the first new soap launch in years.

Meanwhile, All My Children alum Kelly Ripa has been actively working on a revival. In September 2024, she mentioned a holiday-themed movie set in Pine Valley that would bring back many original cast members. The project was in development for Lifetime, though its current status is unclear.

And what about Super Soap? Fans like Nancy and Angela still hope Disney will bring it back. Even if it only featured the cast of General Hospital, it would be a welcome return for longtime viewers who miss that one weekend a year where the magic of Disney collided with the drama of daytime TV.

If you want to hear firsthand what it was like to be part of Super Soap Weekend, be sure to listen to our I Want That Too podcast interview with actor Colin Egglesfield. He shares behind-the-scenes memories from his days as Josh Madden on All My Children and what it meant to be part of one of the most unique fan events in Disney park history.

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The Super Bowl & Disney: The Untold Story Behind ‘I’m Going to Disneyland!’

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One of the highlights of the Super Bowl isn’t just the game itself—it’s the moment when the winning quarterback turns to the camera and exclaims, “I’m going to Disney World!” This now-iconic phrase has been a staple of post-game celebrations for decades. But where did this tradition begin? Surprisingly, it didn’t originate in a stadium but at a dinner table in 1987, in a conversation involving Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and aviation pioneers Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager.

Credit: AP News

The Unlikely Beginning of a Marketing Sensation

To understand the origins of this campaign, we have to go back to December 1986, when the Rutan Voyager became the first aircraft to fly around the world without stopping or refueling. Pilots Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager completed the nine-day journey on December 23, 1986, flying over 26,000 miles before landing at Edwards Air Force Base. Their historic achievement earned them national recognition, and just days later, President Ronald Reagan awarded them the Presidential Citizen Medal at the White House.

Meanwhile, Disney was gearing up for the grand opening of Star Tours at Disneyland, set for January 12, 1987. Following its usual playbook of associating major theme park attractions with real-world pioneers, Disney’s PR team invited astronauts Gordon Cooper and Deke Slayton to the launch event. But in a twist, they also invited Rutan and Yeager, who were still making headlines.

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A Dinner Conversation That Changed Advertising Forever

After the Star Tours opening ceremony, a private dinner was held with Disney CEO Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and Eisner’s wife, Jane. During the meal, Eisner asked Rutan and Yeager, “You just made history. You traveled non-stop around the planet on a plane without ever refueling. How are you ever going to top that, career-wise? What are you two gonna do next?”

Without hesitation, Jeana Yeager replied, “Well, after being cramped inside that tiny plane for nine days, I’m just glad to be anywhere else. And even though you folks were nice enough to fly us here, invite us to your party… Well, as soon as we finish eating, I’m gonna go over to the Park and ride some rides. I’m going to Disneyland.”

Jane Eisner immediately recognized the power of Yeager’s statement. On the car ride home, she turned to Michael and said, “That’s a great slogan. I think you should use that to promote the theme parks.” Like many husbands, Michael initially dismissed the idea, but Jane persisted. Eventually, Eisner relented and pitched it to his team.

The Super Bowl Connection

With Super Bowl XXI just around the corner, Disney’s PR team saw an opportunity. The game was set for January 25, 1987, at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena—just miles from Disney Studios. What if they convinced the winning quarterback to say, “I’m going to Disneyland” live on-air?

Disney quickly struck a deal with both quarterbacks—Phil Simms of the New York Giants and John Elway of the Denver Broncos—offering each $75,000 to deliver the line if their team won. Simms led the Giants to victory, making history as the first athlete to say, “I’m going to Disney World!” on national television.

A Marketing Triumph

That year’s Super Bowl had the second-highest viewership in television history, with 87 million people watching Simms say the famous line. The next day, Disney turned the clip into a national commercial, cementing the phrase as a marketing goldmine.

Since then, “I’m going to Disneyland” (or Disney World, depending on the commercial) has been a staple of championship celebrations, spanning the NFL, NBA, and even the Olympics. What started as a casual remark at dinner became one of the most successful advertising campaigns in history.

A Lasting Legacy

Jane Eisner’s keen instinct and Disney’s ability to act quickly on a great idea created a tradition that continues to captivate audiences. The “I’m going to Disneyland” campaign remains a testament to the power of spontaneous inspiration and smart marketing, proving that sometimes, the best ideas come from the most unexpected places.

To learn more about Disney’s ties to the world of sports, check out I Want That Too: A Disney History and Consumer Product Podcast.

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How the Creators of South Park Tricked A-List Celebrities to Roast Universal – “Your Studio & You”

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Your Studio and You

Universal Studios has a rich and storied history, but few moments are as peculiar—and as hilariously cutting—as the creation of Your Studio & You. This 14-minute parody film, commissioned in 1995 to celebrate Universal’s new ownership under Seagram’s, brings together an all-star cast, biting humor, and the unmistakable comedic fingerprints of Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Long before South Park debuted on Comedy Central in 1997, Stone and Parker were already carving out a reputation for their irreverent style, and Your Studio & You perfectly encapsulates their knack for turning even the most corporate project into something delightfully subversive.

Matt Stone & Trey Parker Before South Park

Stone & Parker were already known out in Hollywood as funny guys. Thanks largely to “The Spirit of Christmas,” which was this video greeting card that they’d crafted for a Fox executive – who then distributed this infamously funny thing (which had Our Lord Jesus Christ & Santa Claus literally duking it out for the holiday affections of Cartman, Kenny, Stan & Kyle) to friends & family.

This was the early 1990s. No internet. Each copy of “The Spirit of Christmas” was made on VHS tape and then mailed. Went viral the old-fashioned way. It’s rumored that George Clooney made over 300 copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” and passed these VHS taps along to friends and family.

Things didn’t move as fast as they do today. “The Spirit of Christmas” still became a sensation out West.

Zucker Brothers

Matt & Trey also had other supporters in the entertainment industry. Among them David Zucker, who was one of the members of ZAZ (i.e., Zucker Abrahams Zucker), the talented trio that made “Airplane!” in 1980, “Top Secret!” in 1984 and the three “Naked Gun” movies.

  • The original “Naked Gun” in 1988
  • “Naked Gun 2 & 1/2 : The Smell of Fear” in 1991
  • and “Naked Gun 33 & a 1/3: The Final Insult” in 1994

All five of these parody films had been made for Paramount Pictures. But in the Late Winter / Early Spring of 1995, Universal had persuaded the Zucker Brothers to come over and set up shop in a bungalow on their lower lot. With the hope that – at some point further on down the line – David & his brother Jerry would start making funny films for Universal.

Zucker Brothers featured in "Your Studio and You"

And it’s during this same window of time (We’re now talking April of 1995) that news breaks that Seagrams (Yep, the adult beverage company. Who – at the time – was making an absolute fortune on the sales of wine coolers) was about to buy a majority stake in MCAUniversal. We’re talking control of 80% of that company’s stock. Which would effectively make Seagrams the new owners of Universal Studios.

Edgar Bronfman

And Edgar Bronfman – the owner of Seagrams – knew that Universal had had a tough time with its previous owners – which had been the Matsushita Electric Industrial Co. of Japan. Matsushita had bought MCA back in November of 1990 for $7.5 billion but had never really understood the entertainment industry.

This is why – after repeatedly butting heads with Lew Wasserman & Sidney Sheinberg (i.e., the heads of Universal Studios & the Universal theme park respectively) when it came to creative control of this company – Matsushita decided to wash it hands of the entire enterprise.  Agreeing to sell their holdings in MCA to Seagrams for $5.7 billion (effectively taking a nearly $2 billion loss on this investment).

Edgar M. Bronfman
Credit: NYTimes

And Bronfman … He knew that some bad feeling had developed between Hollywood’s creative community and the Japanese owners of Universal. The thinking was that executives at Matsushita Electric had just not gotten what it took to make movies & TV shows.

And Edgar? Right from the get-go, he wanted to show that Seagrams was NOT going to be Matsushita Electric Redux. Bronfman was looking for a way to send a clear message to Hollywood’s creative community that Universal’s new owners got it. That they were willing to work with Hollywood to make the best possible movies & TV shows at Universal.

And how did Edgar decide to get this message across? By making a funny movie.

Zucker Commissions Trey Parker for “Your Studio & You”

Mind you, Bronfman himself didn’t make this film. The owner of Seagrams reached out to David Zucker. Who – after initially agreeing to produce this introduction-to-Universal film – then farmed out the production of the actual project to Trey Parker. Who – just two days before shooting was supposed to star on the Universal Lot – persuaded Matt Stone to come help him on this project.

Which brings us to “Your Studio and You.” Which is a parody of an educational film from the 1950s, right down to being shot in black & white and featuring a very generic soundtrack.

Now what’s amazing about watching “Your Studio and You” today is that this 14-minute-long film features some of the biggest names working in Hollywood back in the mid-1990s. We’re talking about people like recent Golden Globe winner Demi Moore, Sylvester Stallone, Michael J. Fox and Angela Lansbury. Not to mention two of the most powerful men in all of Hollywood, Steven Spielberg & Jeffrey Katzenberg.

And what’s especially interesting about watch “Your Studio and You” is that – as you watch these performers go through their paces in this motion pictures (which – most of the time – involves doing some innocuous task while holding a Seagram’s wine cooler) – you often get the feeling that this star is not in on the gag.

So how did Matt & Trey get away with this? Simple. There was never actually a script for “Your Studio and You.”

Filming “Your Studio & You” at Universal Studios Hollywood

Mind you, David Zucker would always insist that there was. Especially when he’d phone up celebrities on the Universal Lot and say “Hey, I’m sending over a couple of college kids later today. They’re working with me on a new parody film. It’s something that we’re doing for the new owners of Universal. I need just a half hour of your time. We’re shooting something special for the party we’ll be holding when the Seagrams people first arrive at the Studio. Absolutely. You’ll definitely get an invite to that party. So can I count on you to help these kids out? Beautiful. They’ll be over there later this morning.”

And then Matt & Trey would show up and say “… Dang, Miss Lansbury. We’re sorry. We must have left our copy of the ‘Your Studio and You’ script back in our office. Which is clear on the other side of the Lot. So – rather than waste your time – why don’t we do this instead? Follow us over to the Psycho House. Where we’re then going to get footage of you painting the front porch on Mother Bates’ house while you say ‘Gosh, with all of the wonderful improvements going on around here, everyone is going to want to work at Universal.’ Oh, and can we also get you to wear this button on the front of your blazer which reads ‘Universal is A-OK’ ? “

And over & over again, the biggest names who were working for Universal at that time took part in the production of “Your Studio & You” because A) David Zucker vouched for Matt Stone & Trey Parker and B) this was something that was being made for the new owners of Universal. And it’s just natural to want to get in good with the new boss.

Steven Spielberg, Jeffery Katzenberg, and Jaws

But no one at Universal anticipated that “Your Studio & You” would wind up being as sharp edged as the finished product turned out to be. I mean, it’s one thing to bite the hand that feeds you. But “Your Studio & You” ? It doesn’t just bite the hand. It takes the hand off at the wrist.

It’s a brutally funny film. With one of the meanest moments reserved for Steven Spielberg, who plays a driver on the Universal Studio Tour who’s trying to persuade a tram full of bored tourists (one of whom is played by Jeffery Katzenberg) that the “Shark Attack” scene down by Jaws Lagoon is actually exciting.

Spielberg actually says lines like “ … Whoa, whoa. What is going on here? Ladies and gentlemen, this never happens. Look out! It’s a shark! Whoa, that is one big scary shark.”


Mind you, as footage of this mechanical shark repeatedly coming up out of the water is shown, “Your Studio & You” ‘s off-screen narrator (who is voiced by Trey Parker says):

“But what about tomorrow? If we don’t keep in step with the times, things that were once neat and thrilling can become old and stupid.”

“Your Studio & You” Reception

This film was supposed to be shown only once at the welcoming party for Seagrams executive on the Universal Lot. And I’m told that – when Edgar Bronfman saw the finished product at that party – he reportedly turned to David Zucker and said “ … That’s a little more mean-spirited that I think it needed to be.”

And with that, “Your Studio & You” was supposed to go back into the Universal vault, never to be seen again. But when “South Park” debuted on Comedy Central in August of 1997 and then became a sensation for its biting humor, there was suddenly a lot of interest in what else Matt & Trey had done. Which is why copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” began to circulate. And – over time – copies of “Your Studio & You” began to bubble up.

Which – as Stone & Parker have repeatedly pointed out – was just not supposed to happen. Largely because none of the celebrities who appeared in “Your Studio & You” had never signed releases for Universal’s legal department. Because – again – this was for a movie that was only going to be shown once at a private function on the Universal Lot.

Matt mentioned (as part of a career retrospective at the Paley Center in LA back in 2000) that “ … they wouldn’t even let us keep a copy of the finished film.”

It’s a funny but brutal movie. And worth taking a look at today especially if you’re a theme park history buff because it shows Universal Studios Hollywood’s “Jurassic Park: The Ride” still under construction on the Lower Lot. That attraction would finally open to the public in June of 1996.

“Your Studio & You” became a lot easier to see after Seagrams sold off its share of Universal to Vivendi in 2000. Copies began propagating online after that. Though Universal Legal will periodically make an effort to get the latest copy of “Your Studio & You” taken off the Internet because – again – none of the performers who appear on camera ever signed the proper releases and/or were paid for their efforts.

That said, if you’re up for a mean-spirited laugh, “Your Studio & You” is well worth 14 minutes of your time. That said, once you watch this thing, be warned:

  1. You’re immediately going to be thirsty for a Seagram’s wine cooler
  2. And you’re going to have a sudden desire to go out & buy a porcelain deer.
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