Connect with us

Theme Parks & Themed Entertainment

A Heapin’ Helpin’ of Horror

JHM columnist Seth Kubersky returns from Tampa with a review of Busch Garden’s “Howl-O-Scream” festivities. Seth also gives us an update on Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights. Have the scares suddenly become scarce at that Central Florida theme park?



Pop quiz: What is the #1 haunted attraction in America?


According to Haunt World Magazine (2002), the answer is Howl-O-Scream at Busch Gardens in Tampa Bay, Florida. At least, that’s what the advertising that has been blanketing Central Florida claims; I can’t find back issues of Haunt World, and there’s no mention of it on their website, so we’ll have to take their word for it.

Busch has been heavily advertising Howl-o-scream (HOS) to the Orlando market this season, positioning their event as an alternative to Universal’s heavily-attended Halloween Horror Nights (HHN). This surprised me, since I’d heard little buzz over the years about HOS. Certainly not enough to make it worth the hour-plus drive, especially when Universal’s HHN is right in my neighborhood. I must admit some bias, since I am a staff alumni of HHN, as readers of my last review know. But the claims of #1 status intrigued me enough to get me on I-4 last Thursday afternoon for a trip to Tampa.

And you know what? They were right!

Busch Gardens’ Howl-o-scream is not as slick or sophisticated as Universal’s event. But in all the important ways, it’s just as much fun, if not more. I had a fine time, and I’d recommend a visit to anyone in the area, as long as you go in with appropriate expectations.

But before I delve into my HOS experience, I’d like to share some thoughts from my return visit to Universal’s HHN. Readers of my earlier review will recall I visited on the first Sunday of the event, and had a great time. I judged it a significant improvement over last year’s event, and rated it a “B+”. Since I have a “Frequent Fear” pass (unlimited off-peak visits), I decided it was time for another look, since the event often changes during its run.

What I encountered on Wednesday evening made me rethink my recommendation of the event. I had assumed that a mid-week visit was my best chance for a low-attendance crowd. Boy, was I wrong. Even with a projected attendance of only 24,000, the park felt more crowded than I found comfortable. Walkways were constantly jammed, destroying any opportunities for walk-around scareactors. The one house I experienced had a 65 minute wait, and it was one of the less crowded houses. I would have considered the Express passes mandatory for first-time visitors on that night, which is probably why their price had been raised to $20. Without those Express passes, it would be impossible for a guest to see all 6 haunted houses before the 12am closing, let alone see shows or ride the roller coasters.

And this was only a Wednesday. I can’t fathom the disappointment of a guest paying full price for a Friday or Saturday night, discovering they’ve paid over $50 to fight maddening crowds and experience one or two attractions.

One thing I did enjoy was seeing the Lizardman. He performs in the Funhouse of Fear queue line, and is a genuine freak (he even has the word tattooed across his chest). He performs classic sideshow feats like sword swallowing, body manipulation, and blockhead tricks. Best of all, it does it with an engaging (and often crude) patter. This is what America is all about, kids, and it was the highlight of my visit.

Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of my second viewing of the Bill & Ted show. This is not one of the better editions of the show, and I may have been too kind in my first review. The big fight scene is so busy that you are distracted from the fact that the choreography is rather sloppy. Worse, the dancing is uninspired, and kills whatever comic momentum the show builds. People started fleeing the theater as soon and the dance number that occupies the last third of the show began. The friends I was with, first-time visitors to HHN, enjoyed the show, but I wanted to tell them about the sharp satire and big laughs from years past. And one of my favorite bits, involving a Disney cast member trying to deliver a safety spiel, has apparently been cut.

It was with all this in mind that I made the trip to Tampa the next afternoon. I arrived at 4:20 and entered the park a half hour before minutes before the 5pm closing. Once inside, I purchased a HOS upgrade pass ($21), and grabbed a map. Here is where you see the differences between Universal and Busch. Whereas Universal’s map is legible and informative, Busch’s is a mess. Entrances for houses are vague, there’s no indication of what rides are operational, and the scarezone locations aren’t labeled. One nice thing as the houses are given an “intensity” rating of one to five “skulls”, though I didn’t find that to directly correlate to the scariness of the attractions.

The employees weren’t much help either. While all the employees were polite, friendly, and competent at their particular task, they we’re very informed on basic details about the event. Questions to multiple staff members like “where is the nearest haunted house?” or “where am I on the map?” were repeatedly met with “I don’t know”.

For example, I saw a sign mentioning their “Fright Advantage” coupon booklets, similar to Universal’s Express booklets. I went hunting for them, and was bounced among 5 different shops in the main entrance plaza, the last one sending me back to the first. I finally went to guest services. The gentleman was kind enough to walk me to a shop, show me which line to stand in, and point out which staff member to speak to. When I got to the head of the line, I discovered the guy he had pointed out didn’t know what I was talking about, and sent me back to guest services.

At this point I read the flyer guest services had handed me, and just gave up looking for them all together. Universal’s booklets run $15-$20 on an off-peak night, and give you a coupon for every house, ride, and show in the park. Busch’s are $20 ($15 if bought in advance) but only give you front-of-the-line passes for 4 of the 6 houses. You also get a pass for one of the three roller coasters, and some modest discounts on concessions. As it turned out, there was no need for the booklet, and I never saw any being sold or used during the night.

I had just enough time before closing to ride Kumba a few times. This is the most underappreciated roller-coaster in Florida. Upstarts like Hulk and Kraken may get more buzz, and its park-mates Gwazi and Montu get more advertising play. But Kumba may be, second by second, the best of all of them. It doesn’t have Hulk’s dramatic takeoff, but you get a great view from the lift hill, and unlike Hulk it is intense and relentlessly paced from the first drop to the final brake run. It is perfectly integrated into the landscape, with tunnels and closely planted palms. I was able to ride three times before they kicked us off, and could have happily gone again. Gwazi, Montu, and most of the “spin & puke” rides were also open throughout the event, with modest waits. The roller coasters are some of the best in the country, and are well worth riding, especially in the dark.

At 5pm I discovered another big difference between Universal and Busch – how they handle the in-between guests. At Universal they treated like people who have spent a lot of money on both day and evening tickets (or valued annual passholders) deserve to, and are given perks. While they are necessarily confined to one area while the park is swept of day guests, they are given food, shopping, and attractions while they wait. More importantly, they are guaranteed early entry to at least one haunted house. This waiting period usually run less than 90 minutes.

Busch, on the other hand, shut down at 5pm with a vengeance. Those of us who were inside the “Timbuktu” area before 5pm were locked down with no food or drink to buy, no air conditioned place to sit, and no attractions operating. Just outside the entrance to the plaza we were trapped in was a crowd of other day-and-night guests who had been caught outside the neutral zone after 5pm. They were held standing in the sun, clutching their passes, waiting for someone or other to give the signal to allow them in. I know they were out there for at least half an hour, and for all I know they might still be there.

After exploring the architectural charms of the dormant Timbuktu plaza (total time: 6 minutes), I tried asking cast members if they had any idea when there would be anything for us to do or buy. “Nothing until 7:30” was the most popular answer, followed by a bored shrug. I finally found a manager who said there might be something open soon, but that all the houses and rides would be closed until 7:30.

Finally, after an hour of waiting, the area began to show signs of life. While the air-conditioned restaurant and larger snack bar remained closed, the smaller snack bar opened and was quickly swamped. Frightened by the look of the corn dogs, I went with the only other option, the slightly-less-scary chicken fingers. For my $10, I got a basket of limp fries, a small cup of lemonade so tart it made my eyes roll back, and the worst chicken fingers I’ve ever tasted. You couldn’t even buy a beer, which I think would be unconstitutional in an Anheuser-Busch park. Not a good way to start the evening, especially since Busch usually has the best food of all the major theme parks.

Finally, at 6:40pm, after an hour and 40 minutes sitting outside, the “Haunted Lighthouse” attraction opened. This “4D” movie, based to the kiddie-horror books by R. L. Stein, is housed in the former dolphin show arena. How they got a very good horror director (Joe Dante) and very funny actors (Christopher Lloyd, Michael McKean) to make a movie that wasn’t the least bit scary or funny is beyond me. This is a 22 minute waste of time that recycles every gag from every other 3D movie, does it badly, and then does it again until you’re bored. The 3D is weak, with a distracting shimmering effect, and isn’t as nearly as convincing as “Shrek 4D” or “Philharmagic.” The plot is thin and uninteresting, the adult actors are given nothing to do, and even Weird Al seems embarrassed. Worst of all, the water effects are unpleasantly overdone, and it’s no fun to tromp through haunted houses in damp clothes. This attraction made me long for Williamsburg’s departed “Haunts of the Olde Country”, which should give you an idea just how bad “Haunted Lighthouse” is.

Finally, at about quarter past 7, the haunted houses started opening up. There was no communication with the guests as to what was open or where we could go. I just discovered that the barrier to a house entrance had been removed. The attendant casually informed me that “everything” was now open, and that I could go in. In reality, the total time I was left waiting was less than 2 hours, and it didn’t kill me. But it bothered me to see such poor communication with guests. If nothing else, we were a captive audience that could have been marketed to. Universal recognizes that these guests will spend more and stay later if treated well, and I wish Busch had picked up on that. Most importantly, they need to train their employees to communicate effectively with guests, and give accurate and consistent information.

But you know what? All these minor gripes and distractions melted away once the event got rolling. After two hours of aggravation and boredom, I was in the perfect mood to criticize the rest of the evening, but I just had too much fun.

Haunted Houses

A Halloween event lives and dies by its haunted houses, and in this Busch does not disappoint. You need to know up front that the production values in the houses, like everything else in the park, are not up to the high standard that Universal sets. While the houses are all large, creative, and well-constructed, they are not nearly as elaborate or detailed. Artistic details of lighting, sound, and scenic decoration are noticeably less refined, though still effective. There are few of the special effects and mechanical gags that Universal does so well. Gore is less prominent (though neither attraction is particularly bloody) and the severed heads and mutilated bodies that are there are obviously store-bought. Makeup and masks on the actors are also less elaborate, though this is an area Universal has also slipped in the last few years. Overall, finer points of story and theming, while a cut above your local neighborhood haunted house, suffer in comparison to Universal’s bigger budget event.

To be honest, these aren’t deficits that the average visitor will ever notice. Haunted house connoisseurs will notice the cruder designs and less elaborate effects. The other 99% of guests will be too busy being scared. It seems Busch has taken some of the money that would have been spent on sets and props, and spent them on actors instead. Though their houses are, on average, about the same size as Universal’s, it felt like they were much more populated. A room that would have one scareactor at Universal had two or even three at Busch. I wasn’t able to make a scientific count, but the effect was a more constant barrage of live scares. Again, the actors might not be as elaborately made-up or thoroughly directed, but there are lots of them, and they perform with as much energy and enthusiasm as any at Universal.

The other difference from Universal that every guest will notice is even more important: Busch pulses. Universal’s HHN has become so popular that crowds overwhelm the houses, even on off-peak nights. Lines quickly exeede and hour, and the only way to keep them moving is to send a steady stream of guests though the houses. This destroys the sense of isolation that is key to effective scares.

Busch, on the other hand, is much better able to handle the smaller crowds that attend their event. The difference between the two parks was like night and day: while the crowds at Universal on Wednesday were so uncomfortable that I left after one house, Busch on Thursday felt practically empty. I was able to experience every house in the park (half of them twice), three shows, and a couple roller coasters, all before 10:30pm. None of the houses had more than a 15 minute wait during my visit, and most were much less.

Best of all, the smaller crowds allow Busch to pulse small groups through the houses, with brief gaps between groups. This makes for a much more intimate experience, and actors can time their scares better without fear of giving their position away to the next group. This alone elevates the houses above whatever budget limitations they might suffer from. As a guy who has worked in many a haunted house, the highest compliment I can give is to say that more than one of Busch’s actors “got” me, something I cannot say about my 2 trips to this year’s HHN.

Interestingly, several of Busch’s houses use very similar themes to HHN’s houses, so you can do an apples-to-apples comparison between the two events. Here is a brief summary of each house:

Tortured: This was the first house I visited, and the most generic. It is a fairly standard haunted dungeon, with the usual assortment of gothic torture devices. Lighting is poor, and there is no real sense of space, probably because the entire house is contained in the area usually used for the bumper cars. Still, the actors were well-hidden and aggressive, and there was no wait. The least of the houses, on the level of one you’d find in most towns this time of year. Grade: C

Ripper Row: This is more like it. Based loosely on Jack the Ripper, this house takes you through a series of Victorian London environments, from city streets to a barn (nice use of hay smell) to a park and a slaughterhouse. Simple but effective theming, some well-disguised boo-holes, and an energetic cast make this one a winner. The only thing that hurts it is being a little too short. Grade: B

Dark Heart’s Fear Fair: Like Universal’s “Funhouse of Fear”, this is a circus-themed house. Unlike Universal’s house, this one uses a wide variety of indoor and outdoor environments. It begins with a disorienting spinning tunnel, always a favorite of mine, and takes you though a series of freak sideshows and demented carnival games. There are mirror mazes, a strobe-lit shooting gallery, clowns on bungie cords, and even an opera performance. Best of all, there are multiple points at which the path diverges, with significant differences between the two sides, making this perfect for a second walk-though. Grade: A-

The Mortuary: Much like HHN’s “Screamhouse”, this is styled as a Southern gothic funeral home. A mortician/preacher regales the queue with a creepy revivalist patter, setting the mood perfectly. Inside is the usual succession of coffins, autopsy rooms, and crematoria, concluding in a trip through the underworld. Though not nearly as detailed as Universal’s version, it is a very large house with lots of effective scares and, again, a large and enthusiastic cast. Grade: A-

Escape From Insanity – Resident’s Revenge: This house is directly analogous to “PsychoScarapy”, the highlight of this year’s HHN, and nearly gives that house a run for it’s money. It doesn’t have the amazingly detailed sights (or smells) of Universal’s house, or it’s extremely creative actors. But it is just as effective in it’s own way, and exceptionally long. There are some great moments, like a hallway covered in bugs, and plenty of actors, including a very disturbing drag queen who greets you. The downfall of this house is that much of the final third feels unfinished. After a series of well-designed sets depicting the inside of an asylum, you come to a very long stretch of unthemed black hallways with no actors to speak of. Perhaps they ran out of budget, but it’s a shame that the excellence of the first part of the house is followed with such an uninspired finale. Grade: B+

Demented Dimensions: This house is also similar to HHN’s “Funhouse of Fear”, in that it combines bright colors, black light, and prismatic 3D glasses. It is also the most elaborate house scenically, with huge fluorescent murals covering every surface. This house will make you feel like you took the brown acid. It isn’t particularly scary, but it is trippier than anything this side of “The Cat in the Hat”, and a whole lot of fun. I only wish it could have been twice as long. Grade: B+

Scarezones: Universal themes each island at HHN with scenic pieces and scareactors. They are more successful in some islands (Jurassic Park, Toon Lagoon) than in others (Marvel, Seuss). Busch Gardens is far too large to theme every area, so instead they have designated 5 “scarezones”, much as Universal used to at USF. These scarezones are like miniature outdoors haunted houses, themed side paths that can be explored or avoided at the guest’s discretion. They combine set pieces, lighting, fog, and hidden actors to create some great scares (and photo ops). I especially liked the “Grisly Gardens” with moving shrubs and living statues, and the “Agony Express” filled with undead train conductors and tortured passengers. Grade: B


As a former employee (and current fan) of Universal’s entertainment department, it kills me to say this: Busch has them beat this year. HHN’s “Bill & Ted” show, once worth the price of admission by itself, has grown stale. Infestation is a waste of time, and is standing room only. The old days, when there would be an illusionist or hypnotist in one stadium and a musical revue at the main stage, are long gone. Busch, on the other hand, presents two fun (if corny) shows with comfortable seating, an amusing outdoor show, and a number of interactive DJs and street dancers. Like the houses, Busch’s shows don’t have Universal’s production values, and they’re not big on sophisticated satire or postmodern pop-culture deconstruction. What they do have is talented, enthusiastic performers, dance routines that don’t wear out their welcome, and a good dose of creepy-funny Halloween spirit.

“Eternal Reward”: This show is performed inside the air-conditioned Haunted Grill restaurant, so you can grab a sandwich and a beer while you watch the show. The plot is simple: four characters gather for the reading of the late relative’s will, and the audience decides which one is guilty of murdering the deceased. The black widow sings the “Cell Block Tango” from Chicago, the son does a boy-band medley, the mistress lip-synchs to some Britney, and the stoner uncle jams to some classic rock. In the end, the audience votes by applause for one of the four to be tastefully disembowled. The music is a mix of live singing and tracking, the dancing is Vegas-lite but energetic, and the show moves at a zippy pace. Bonus points for using a song from the “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” musical. Grade: B+

“Fiends”: Dr. Freakinstein and Igor (“it’s pronounced Eye-gore”) build some monsters and throw a party in this song-and-dance answer to Universal’s Beetlejuice show. The characters are unlicensed, so the creature makeup is crude, the illusions are simple, and the jokes were old when Abbot and Costello were in vaudeville. But the dancers are athletic, the choreography is acrobatic, and the girls are great eye candy. Bonus points for gratuitous use of the “Time Warp”, along with a good mix of Motown, disco, and 80’s pop. Everyone on stage looks like they’re having a great time, and the audience was too. Grade: A-

“Theatre De La Morte”: This brief open-air show, performed near the “Escape from Insanity” house, is a “re-enactment” of an 18th century witch trial. After an over-long setup involving a flower girl hawking souvenirs, and warlock is dragged on stage and asked to recant his sins. The ensuing mayhem, involving a decapitation, resurrection, and disappearance, uses simple illusions and pyrotechnics. I found it amusing, especially the knot of teenagers behind me who seemed determined to create a “Rocky Horror” -style call-and-response to the show. Worth seeing if you’re nearby when the show is about to start. Grade: B-

Final Grades:

Universal’s HHN (revised grade after 2 visits): B
Busch Garden’s HOS: B+

Busch Gardens has done what I would have thought impossible – they beat Universal at their own game. For the most part, Universal is a victim of their own success. HHN has become so popular that the heavy crowds hurt the guest experience on all but the slowest nights. This is exacerbated by the move to IOA, which handles large crowds much less efficiently than USF did. All the elaborate decor and expensive effects in the houses mean nothing if you have to wait hours and hours to see them.

Busch, on the other hand, has the blessings of size and lower attendance. They might not have the Hollywood-quality scenic designs, but they have plenty of thrills and chills. Maybe in a few years, when word of mouth spreads, Busch’s HOS will become as overrun as HHN. Until then, it offers the better value for those in the area looking for tricks and treats. I’m just glad they’re both in my backyard, so I don’t have to choose!

Continue Reading
Click to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

Theme Parks & Themed Entertainment

“House of the Future” – The Plastic House in Disneyland



Monsanto Disneyland House of the Future with Paper Bag
Listen to the Article

I was down in Massachusetts the other day doing some shopping at the Target in Framingham. And as I completed that transaction, I was somewhat surprised to see my groceries being loaded into … Well, not the usual Target bags (i.e., those white plastic ones with the bright red circular Target symbol on the side). But – rather – some plain jane brown paper bags.

Of course, that was because the State of Massachusetts (along with California, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, New York, Oregon, Vermont & Washington State) has banned the use of plastic bags within the borders of that state.

FYI: The State of New Jersey put its own statewide ban of plastic bags in place earlier this year. On May 4, 2022, to be exact.

Which – if you’re a child of the 1960s – this is kind of an ironic development. Given that – back when we were kids – the world-at-large seemed to be actively looking for even more ways to incorporate the use of plastic in our day-to-day lives.

Which reminds me of one of the odder walk-thru experiences that was ever built at Disneyland Park (Which – given that Happiest Place on Earth was once home to the Hollywood-Maxwell’s Intimate Apparel Shop [This Main Street, U.S.A. store used to feature – no lie — a “Wonderful Wizard of Bras” show] – is really saying something). That was the “House of the Future,” a 1,280-square-foot structure  that the Monsanto Corporation proudly proclaimed was made out of 14 different types of plastics.

Given that this Tomorrowland attraction wasn’t designed by the Imagineers … Well, how the “House of the Future” wind up being built right off Disneyland’s Hub to the left of the entrance of Disneyland?

Disneyland's House of the Future
Credit: D23

Post World War II – Moving Out of the City

Well, to tell that story, we have to jump back in time to the years right after World War II. Where – thanks to the G.I. Bill – hundreds of thousands of veterans decided to pursue college degrees. Which then allowed these former fighting men to land positions that paid much, much better than the jobs that their parents had held years previous.

And since these newly affluent veterans could now afford to move out of the city … Well, that’s just what they did. Which we saw places like Levittown (i.e., America’s very first planned community. The prototypical suburb, if you will) get founded in New York State’s Nassau in 1947 and – in just six years time – become the home of more than 70,000 residents.

Mind you, the downside of this sort of building boom is that – by the mid-1950s – America began to experience sort of a shortage when it came to the supplies necessary to continue to build all these new homes for would-be surburbanites.

Monsanto and Plastic Homes

Which the Monsanto Corporation – which was actively looking for additional way to market the plastic that that company produced – saw as an opportunity. Which is when Monsanto executives reached out to Marvin Goody & Richard Hamilton, who were members of the faculty at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology that taught the principles of architecture to students attending that prestigious university. And those execs then asked Goody & Hamilton two intriguing questions:

  • Would it be possible to build an affordable modular home entirely out of plastic?
  • And – if so – what would that structure look like?

These two MIT professors then went off and considered this problem. And the concept that Goody & Hamilton eventually came up with was … Well, this prefabricated plastic structure that consisted of four cantilevered “wings” that would then rise up off of a concrete slab, which would then as the foundation for what Monsanto was now calling its “House of the Future.”

Designs of the House of the Future
Monsanto’s Marvin Goody (standing) along with Floor Plans and Designs for the “House of the Future”

And the executives at Monsanto just loved what Goody & Hamilton had designed & developed. They knew that – if this prefabricated plastic home prototype were promoted properly and if enough consumers then indicated to home-builders that they’d be interested in purchasing & then living in this sort of modular structure – the “House of the Future” could turn into a significant new revenue stream for that corporation.

Which is when Monsanto then began casting about for a very prominent spot where they could then build a “House of the Future” prototype. Some place where thousands of people could then tour this prefabricated plastic home every single day.

Walt Disney and Problems with Tomorrowland

Which brings us to Walt Disney. Who – in the mid-1950s – has a few problems of his own. Chief among them being that his then-newly-built Disneyland Park desperately needed some new attractions. Especially in the Tomorrowland section of Walt’s family fun park.

What’s genuinely ironic here is that – in spite of the fact that “Man in Space,” “Man and the Moon” and “Mars and Beyond” (i.e., A trio of “Tomorrowland” themed episodes of the “Disneyland” TV show which then aired on that ABC anthology series between March of 1955 & December of 1957) were among the most popular episodes to air on this program … The Tomorrowland section of Disneyland Park was this under-developed hodge-podge of pseudo-futuristic elements.

I mean, sure. This side of Walt’s family fun park had the “Flight to the Moon” ride. Likewise “Space Station X-1.” But right next door to these two genuinely forward-looking attractions were shows that had absolutely nothing to do with the future. Walk-through exhibits like the Dutch Boy Color Gallery, Kaiser’s Hall of Aluminum and Crane’s Bathroom of the Future.

Monsanto Corporation Partnership with Walt Disney Productions

Now it’s important to note here that the Monsanto Corporation and Walt Disney Productions already had a working relationship at this point. After all, Monsanto was already sponsoring an attraction at Disneyland, the Hall of Chemistry.

And it’s about this same time (we’re talking late 1956) that some enterprising executive at Monsanto thinks: “No wait a minute. Disneyland gets thousands of visitors every day. And if we build the prototype of our prefabricated plastic home there, our ‘House of the Future’ project would then virtually be guaranteed to get plenty of foot traffic.”

“House of the Future” in Disneyland

So they then reach out to Walt. And as the story goes, the executives at Monsanto hadn’t even finished their pitch for this prototype-prefabricated-plastic-home-to-be-displayed-at-Disneyland idea when Disney said “Yes.” In fact, according to what Disney Legend John Hench once told me, Walt was so enthusiastic about Monsanto’s “House of the Future” that he proposed that this prototype of a prefabricated plastic home not just be built in Tomorrowland but that it be built right at the entrance of Tomorrowland. As in: That the “House of the Future” would be one of the very first things Guests would see when they arrived at Disneyland’s Hub.

More importantly, that Monsanto’s prototype of a prefabricated plastic house be built right across the way from the most photographed thing in Walt’s family fun park. Which was – of course – Sleeping Beauty Castle.

To say that this project was fast-tracked is an understatement. Within weeks of signing the deal with Monsanto, the folks at Disneyland were already pouring the concrete slab that this 1,280-square-foot house would then sit on.

Credit: Disney Avenue

By the way, to make sure that virtually every Disneyland Guest would be able to tour the “House of the Future” when they visited Walt’s family fun park, this new Tomorrowland attraction was heavily hyped as being a freebie. As was Monsanto’s Hall of Chemistry, by the way.


Opening Monsanto’s “House of the Future” at Disneyland

And Walt … Of the heels of construction of Monsanto’s “House of the Future” beginning, he decided to double down on expanding & upgrading Disneyland’s Tomorrowland section. Which is why — just two days before Monsanto’s prototype of a prefabricated plastic home opened to the public on June 12, 1957, Walt cut the ribbon on the Viewliner. Which was advertised as the “Train of Tomorrow.” Though –truth be told – WED’s resident mechanical genius Bob Gurr had cobbled together this futuristic-looking narrow gauge train out of parts he’d harvested off of various Oldsmobiles & Jeeps.

Anyway … Monsanto’s instincts when it came to building its “House of the Future” at Disneyland Park translating into lots of foot traffic for its prefabricated plastic home prototype turned out to be dead on. Within the first six weeks that this new Tomorrowland attraction was open to the public, over 435,000 people toured the “House of the Future.” That’s over 10,000 Guests per day.


And the Disneyland hosts & hostesses (That’s what Disneyland employees were called back in the late 1950s / early 1960s. Not Cast Members. But – rather – hosts & hostesses) who led tour groups through the prototype of Monsanto’s prefabricated home proudly talked about the 14 different types of plastic that had been used in its construction. They also pointed out the cutting edge tech that had been incorporated into this house’s design. Things like a microwave oven.

The Future of Plastic Homes

But while over 20 million people who trooped through Monsanto’s “House of the Future” during its decade-long stay in Tomorrowland (and then “Ooohed” & “Aaahed” at things like this home’s ultra sonic dishwasher. Which didn’t use any water to clean the all-plastic dishes & utensils that were used in its kitchen) … Unfortunately, Monsanto got very few takers for its prefabricated plastic homes.

Which is why – by the early 1960s – the Company had all but abandoned its original idea of making the manufacture of prefabricated plastic homes a new division for the Monsanto Corporation. Which is why – when Walt approached Monsanto around this same time and said “Hey, we’re thinking of redoing Disneyland’s Tomorrowland area. Do you want to stay on as a sponsor of something on this side of the Park?,” Monsanto’s response was “Yeah. But we want something new. Pull down the ‘House of the Future’ and close the’ Hall of Chemistry.’ This time around,  we want some sort of Tomorrowland attraction that the Guests can ride on.”

And that’s exactly what the Imagineers did. They gutted Monsanto’s “Hall Of Chemistry” and then placed an Omnimover inside of that Tomorrowland show building. And that became the ride system which then took Disneyland visitors on an “Adventure Thru Inner Space.” Which first opened to the public on August 5, 1967.

What Happened to Disneylands “House of the Future”?

As for the “House of the Future” … Given that that structure was constructed out of 14 different types of plastics, pulling down this Tomorrowland attraction proved to be problematic. What was supposed to be completed in a single day eventually stretched out into a two week-long ordeal. Largely because this prefabricated plastic house stymied all of the usual methods that Disneyland employees used (i.e., wrecking balls, bulldozers, etc) when they were leveling a show building. In time, they had to go at this futuristic structure with hacksaws & chain pullers. Because that was the only way to reduce the “House of the Future” to small enough pieces that it could then be hauled away.

Mind you, the concrete slab that had served as the “House of the Future” ‘s foundation stayed in place. As did the vaguely futuristic-looking landscaping that Morgan “Bill” Evans and the rest of Disneyland’s horticultural team had planted around this Tomorrowland walk-thu.

Jump ahead a few years. And now that landscaping (which had been originally planted back in 1957 to give the “House of the Future” a lush, green frame) had grown up so much that this section of the Hub was then redubbed this theme park’s Alpine Garden. With the idea now being that this chunk of greenery would now serve as the forested foothills of Matterhorn Mountain.

Credit: BubbleMania & Flickr/Neatocoolville

That was done in the early 1970s. Nearly 15 years after that, someone else moved into the neighborhood: The Little Mermaid. Which is why – in 1996 – Disneyland’s Alpine Garden was renamed King Triton’s Garden. Then in 2008, this part of that theme park (which had been changed into a place where Guests could then meet & greet with Ariel) was reimagined as Pixie Hollow. Which then gave Disneyland visitors a place where they could go interact with Tinker Bell.

This meet & greet is still operational at the Happiest Place on Earth. That said, if you look off the right of that oversized teapot which Tink calls home … Well, you can still see that concrete slab which – over 50 years ago now – once served as the foundation for the “House of the Future.”

FYI: If you’d like to learn more about this Tomorrowland walk-thru, Dave Bossert – the author of “Kem Weber: Mid-Century Furniture Designs for the Disney Studios” and “Claude Coats: Walt Disney’s Imagineer—The Making of Disneyland, From Toad Hall to the Haunted Mansion and Beyond” – is in the process of writing a brand-new book, “The House of the Future: Walt Disney, MIT, and Monsanto’s Vision of Tomorrow.” Which is due to be published sometime in 2023.

This article is based on research for The Disney Dish Podcast “Episode 379”, published on June 20, 2022. The Disney Dish Podcast is part of the Jim Hill Media Podcast Network.

Continue Reading


Fort Wilderness – What Might Have Been



Fort Wilderness Campground Walt Disney World Vintage Map
Listen to the Article

The Hoop-Dee-Doo Musical Revue at Fort Wilderness Campground has been silent for 27 months. On June 23, 2022, Pioneer Hall will come roaring back to life with three nightly presentations of this beloved musical dinner show (4 p.m., 6:15 p.m. & 8:30 p.m.)

Hoop Dee Doo Revue Chair
Credit: Flickr/JeffChristiansen

Building Fort Wilderness Campground

Just 9 months prior to the October 1971 opening of the WDW Resort – Dick Nunis (who had just been placed in charge of getting Disney World open on time) had just learned that little to no work had been done to date on the Disney’s Fort Wilderness resort’s campground.

Dick turned to Keith Kambak – a veteran Disneyland employee who had a degree in recreation – and effectively said “You’re coming to Florida with me. And you’re going to build a campground.”

When Keith pointed out that he had never built a campground before and began to ask questions like “What sort of budget am I working with?,” Dick growled “Don’t bother me with questions. Just go build that campground?”

Kambak gets on the ground in Orlando and then discovers why Nunis didn’t tell him what the budget was for Fort Wilderness.

There is no budget.

Disney World is so far over-budget at this point that there’s a real question – in the late Winter / early Spring of 1971 – whether the Resort will be able to find the funding necessary to complete construction of the Contemporary and/or the Polynesian Village Resorts. Let alone get started on building a new onsite campground.

But the PR material for Walt Disney World has been talking up camping at the Vacation Kingdom for over 5 years now. Saying things like …

Walt Disney World will offer a whole new vacation way of life. In addition to exploring the Magic Kingdom theme park, Guests will have the opportunity to frolic in Bay Lake & Seven Seas Lagoon. This 650-acre expanse of water, lined with four miles of white sand beaches, will ideal for swimming, sailing, fishing and water skiing.

Meanwhile over at Fort Wilderness, visitors will find 600 acres of campgrounds, boating, nature trails, park-like recreation areas and the Tri-Circle D Ranch, where saddle horses are available.

People have already booked trips to Disney World because they wanted to go camping at that Resort. Go swimming in Bay Lake. So Disney now has to figure out how to deliver on what it said in all those press release.

1971 Walt Disney World Map of Fort Wilderness Credit: Imaginerding / Story of Walt Disney World Guidebook

Luckily, Keith Kambak is clever, resourceful and slightly dishonest. He becomes famous for waiting ‘til the construction workers go home at 5 and then sending trucks into the Magic Kingdom worksite to steal lumber & bags of cement. Which is what Keith then uses to build Fort Wilderness’ original reception center and the first 200 campsites.

Opening Disney’s Fort Wilderness Campground

Mind you – Fort Wilderness isn’t ready for opening day.

Hell, this campground really isn’t ready when in finally throws open its doors on November 19, 1971seven weeks after the first group of Guests pushed through the turnstiles over at the Magic Kingdom.

But even if Fort Wilderness isn’t really ready for prime time, campers absolutely love the place right out of the gate. It initially costs $11 a night to stay there.  And the people who stay there are really excited that – as part of that $11 fee – they get access to the entire WDW transportation system. The monorails, the launches, the motor coaches.

And given that demand for those 200 campsites far exceeds the available supply, Walt Disney World quickly begins to expand Fort Wilderness. In October of 1972 (just in time for the celebration of the Resort’s grand opening a year previous), it is announced that Disney World’s onsite campground will more than doubling in size. Adding an additional 300 sites.

By now, WDW managers have noticed an interesting phenomenon. Guests who are staying at the Contemporary & Polynesian Village will make a special trip over to Fort Wilderness over the course of their WDW vacation just to check the place out.

Mind you, there isn’t much to see at this point. A handful of campsites and a trading post. But the Imagineers make note of the steady stream of daily visitors that Fort Wilderness has been experiencing and then decides … Well, let’s give them something to see.

Fort Wilderness Railroad

So a plan is formed. First and foremost, the Imagineers decide to build a transportation system that will take Guests from Fort Wilderness’ reception area to the south all the way up to the campground’s recreation area along Bay Lake. This 3-mile-long round-trip narrow gauge rail line (which will be serviced by four steam trains with 5 cars each – capable of carrying 90 passengers at a time) will carry Guests from their campsites to the reception area and then down to the waterfront.

Walt Disney World Fort Wilderness Railroad Attraction Poster, Railroad in action, and remnants of old track.
Walt Disney World Fort Wilderness Railroad Attraction Poster, Railroad in action, and remnants of old track.

That rail line gets installed over the Summer of 1973. It’s field-tested in the Fall of that same year and finally fully operational just time for Christmas Week 1973 / 1st week of January 1974.

Tri-Circle D Ranch

There’s another reason that the Imagineers built that rail line. That’s because they’re looking to develop the middle-most section of Fort Wilderness. This area – known as the Settlement – initially holds just the Tri-Circle D Ranch (which is where the horses that pull the trolleys on Main Street over at the Magic Kingdom spend their days off. Likewise Fort Wilderness’ petting zoo).

But because so many Guests staying at the Contemporary & the Polynesian Village are making a special trip over to Fort Wilderness as part of their WDW vacation just to see what there is to see over there … the Imagineers give them something to see.

Pioneer Hall

The first thing up out of the ground is Pioneer Hall, which is constructed out of 1,283 hand-fitted pine logs from Montana and 70 tons of stones from North Carolina. This venue first opens its doors on April 1, 1974. And initially there is absolutely no mention of the “Hoop-Dee-Doo Musical Revue.”

Instead, Pioneer Hall is described as having “ … a 250-seat steak house where ranch-style barbecues will be offered, plus a 150-seat snack bar, theme shops and an arcade for after-hours recreation.”

Mind you, if you dig down in the original Pioneer Hall press release (which initially says that this complex will be up & running by February of 1974), there is mention that this “new service-oriented campground complex” would be fully equipped when it came to the presenting of musical stage shows.

But at this point (The Spring of 1974), there’s honestly no talk of the “Hoop-Dee-Doo.” There is – however – all sorts of talk of the other components of Fort Wilderness’ Settlement project. Which are supposed to begin construction shortly.

By next summer, Fort Wilderness’ steam train system will connect the campground’s reception area and its waterfront recreation facilities with the Fort Wilderness Stockade and Western Town. Where complete dining, shopping and entertainment facilities are being built in phases.

And a year or so after Western Town opened at Fort Wilderness opened, the Imagineers then wanted to build (this is from the Company’s 1973 annual report) …

… the Fort Wilderness “swimming hole,” a major recreational facility.

The Roost and River Country

Wait. It gets better. WDW managers – at this point – were actually talking about building a fun house onsite at Fort Wilderness. One that would feature show scenes designed by Marc Davis and would be housed in an eccentric-looking mansion that would be called “The Roost.”

River Country Wagon
Credit: Flickr/Auntie Rain

Once “The Roost” was opened (This project was projected to be completed by the Summer of 1977, with Fort Wilderness’ swimming hole – eventually called “River Country” – opening the previous year. Just in time for America’s bicentennial), WDW officials eventually envisioned selling visitors to their Florida vacation kingdom a special Fort Wilderness ticket book. Which would then give Guests a full day of fun at Fort Wilderness.

  • Take the bus over to Fort Wilderness’ reception area
  • Then take the train down to that campground’s settlement section
  • Swim in the morning at River Country
  • Spend the afternoon exploring the Roost, hiking Fort Wilderness’ nature trails, visiting the petting zoo and/or go horseback riding
  • Catch a performance of the “Hoop-Dee-Doo Musical Revue” at Pioneer Hall
  • Do some souvenir shopping in Frontier Town
  • Walk down to the waterfront at Bay Lake after dusk and then catch a presentation of the “Electrical Water Pageant”
  • Grab the train and head back up to Fort Wilderness’ reception area
  • Take a motor coach back to your hotel

1973 Arab Oil Embargo Impacts Fort Wilderness Development

This was the plan as the Fall of 1973. Which then – of course – is when the Arab Oil Embargo got underway. And attendance levels at Walt Disney World suddenly fell off by 20% because of the odd / even gas rationing that was going on at that time. So many Guests were worried that – if they began driving down to Walt Disney World – that they then wouldn’t be able to find enough gasoline en route to complete their journey to the Resort.

The Arab Oil Embargo obviously had a huge impact on Fort Wilderness’ previously-stellar occupancy levels (Typically at 100% capacity from Christmas Week through Labor Day) because of the number of people who’d drive down to Disney World pulling a trailer. Occupancy levels dropped to 70% and managers there got scared.

The other components of the Fort Wilderness’ Settlement area – the Stockade and Western Town, to be specific – that were to follow Pioneer Hall got placed on hold. As did Marc Davis’ The Roost project.

As for “River Country” … I’m told that the only reason that project went forward is because the Company had already ordered the 2500 feet of flume that would eventually be used to build Whoop-n-Holler Hollow.

Fascinating to think what might have been around Pioneer Hall if the Arab Oil Embargo hadn’t tripped up WDW’s executives to turn Fort Wilderness into a day-long destination for Disney World visitors to experience over their Florida vacation.

One final stat from a Disney annual report from 1974 that just fascinated me:

“Pioneer Hall,” a major entertainment, restaurant and arcade facility, opened in March and soon established itself as a popular guest attraction and profitable operation. Twice as many guests come from the resort-hotels to attend the dinner show in Pioneer Hall than from the campgrounds themselves.

Just so you know: WDW didn’t entirely abandon its plans to turn Fort Wilderness into a day-long vacation destination.

Opening River Country at Fort Wilderness Campground

River Country opened at Fort Wilderness on June 19, 1976. This five-acre water park quickly started drawing – on average — 4,700 Guests per day during the Summer months of 1976. Interestingly enough, there is no drop in attendance levels over at the Magic Kingdom after the opening of River Country. Which means that this new water park is drawing an additional nearly 5000 people to the Resort every day. Which means that River Country immediately became a huge new profit center at WDW.

Downside … All of these additional people coming to Fort Wilderness every day needing to get down to the water park just as most people staying at WDW’s campsite want to get over to the Magic kingdom overwhelm the campground’s steam train line / eventually causing the system to fail.

Imagineers immediately begin looking for ways to expand Fort Wilderness. Company’s 1976 annual report mentions plans for “ … more water rides, an additional raft ride or a two-man boat ride.”

Likewise, to try and handle the crowds who are now pouring int Fort Wilderness each day, the Imagineers revisit the idea of building Frontiertown in the stretch of land that exists between Pioneer Hall and River Country.

Disney's Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground

But then the Company gets serious about going forward with construction of EPCOT Center. And all available funding for future expansion at the WDW Resort – including the funds that had been set aside for Fort Wilderness – gets funneled into WDW’s second gate.

This article is based on research for The Disney Dish Podcast “Episode 378”, published on June 13, 2022. The Disney Dish Podcast is part of the Jim Hill Media Podcast Network.

Continue Reading


Steam Trains & World’s Fair Attractions: Speed of Construction at Disneyland in the 1960s



Walt Disney Standing with Attraction Posters
Listen to the Article

Steam train fans rejoiced in May 2022 when photos appeared online showing crews prepping the rail bed for the Walt Disney World Railroad. This Magic Kingdom favorite was temporarily shut down in early December of 2018 so that site prep could then begin for Tomorrowland’s next thrill ride, TRON Lightcycle Run.

Three years and 5 months later (which – let’s be honest here – is a pretty relaxed definition of “temporarily”), what with the rail bed being regraded … It’s only a matter of time before the ties that the rails sit on get put in place. Which means that we’re only months out from the Walt Disney World Railroad once again making a Grand Circle Tour of the Magic Kingdom. 20-minute-long experience / rolling along 1.5 miles worth of track.

Early Disneyland Attraction Downtime and Maintenance

I have to say that Walt himself wouldn’t have tolerated the idea of Disney World’s steam train being out of commission for 3 & a ½ years while a single attraction was added to the Magic Kingdom. He could barely tolerate it back in late 1965 / early 1966 when Disneyland’s railroad had to be shut down for a few months so that FOUR new attractions could added to “The Happiest Place on Earth.”

Mind you, Walt had an advantage in Anaheim back in the Fall of 1965 / Spring of 1966 that the folks who operate the Disney theme parks in Florida never got to enjoy. Which was — for much of the first 30 years Disneyland Park was in operation – that theme park was closed on Mondays & Tuesdays during the slow season. Which was the early Fall and late Winter months.

Which meant that – during those two-days-a-week the theme park-going public wasn’t wandering around the Happiest Place on Earth, getting underfoot – construction teams could get a crazy amount of work done.

More to the point: This was right after “Mary Poppins” had first opened in theaters (Its Hollywood premiere was held in late August of 1964, with the film itself going into wide release just three weeks later). And given that this Walt Disney Productions release would go on to be the highest grossing film of 1964 … Well, Walt now had a money fire hose in his hand and wasn’t afraid to use it.

World’s Fair Attractions Moved to Disneyland

So the first season of the 1964 – 1965 New York World’s Fair ends on October 18, 1964. Walt immediately has the Lincoln animatronic pulled out of the Illinois pavilion and brought back to Glendale. Where the Imagineers not only build a brand-new version of Honest Abe (one that will then address all of the operational issues that this Audio Animatronic had during its first year in Flushing Meadow where it was then constantly dealing with the Fair’s flukey electrical system), they built a second animatronic Lincoln.

Which is how the “Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln” show was able to open in the Main Street Opera House on July 18, 1965 (just as Disneyland was celebrating its tencennial. As in: The 10th anniversary of the Park’s opening to the public).

Changing Disneyland’s Anniversary

Interesting side note: While Walt was still alive, Disney’s anniversary of Disneyland’s opening was always celebrated on July 18th (which was when the public was first allowed into that family fun park). After Walt died in December of 1966, the date of the celebration of the anniversary of the opening of Disneyland Park eventually got shifted one day forward to July 17th. Because – if the Company used that date instead of July 18th – it then became possible to reshow that 90 minute-long “Dateline: Disneyland” special that aired live on ABC. Not to mention share all of those pictures of celebrities who visited the Park on July 17, 1955.

Disney’s done the same thing in the past. Mickey Mouse’s birthday used to be October 1st. Walt Disney himself – back in 1933 – announced that was the Mouse’s birthdate. But in 1978, then-Disney archivist Dave Smith issued a correction. Given that Mickey’s first cartoon with synchronized sound – “Steamboat Willie” – debuted at New York City’s Colonial Theatre on November 18, 1928 … Well, from that point forward, November 18th would be considered Mickey’s birthday.

Long story short: To borrow a phrase from “Doctor Who,” when it comes to the timey-wimey aspects of Disney Company history, things can get a little slippy-slidey.

Moving “it’s a small world” to Disneyland

Getting back to Walt and his money fire hose … While the New York World’s Fair was shut down for the Winter between October 1964 and April of 1967, Walt had the 27 technicians that he’d sent out from Disney Studios out to New York to keep all of the shows that the Imagineers had built for the Fair up & running … Well, Walt first had these folks retool the load / unload area for “it’s a small world.”

it's a small world at New York World's Fair

That sponsored-by-Pepsi-Cola attraction was a people-eating machine. On average, 4500 people a hour were able to experience “The Happiest Voyage That Ever Sailed.” Which meant that 80% of the people who went to the New York World’s Fair in 1964 & 1965 were able to experience “Small World.”

But Walt thought that they could do even better. Which is why – during the off-season – he had the Imagineers reworked that attraction’s load/ unload area so that it could be even more efficient. With the goal of getting an additional 500 people an hour through “it’s a small world.”

World’s Fair Closing and Final Move

Of course, once the New York World’s Fair closed for good on October 17, 1965, the race was on. The Imagineers partnered with the Mayflower Moving Company to get all of those sets & animatronic figures packed up as quickly as possible and then set back to Glendale for refurbishment. That’s what happened to the 32 animatronic figures in “General Electric’s Progressland” pavilion. Likewise all of the mechanical dinosaurs that used to menace fairgoers as they rolled through “Ford’s Magic Skyway.”

Now the genuinely crazy part of this story is that – just seven months later – the Disneyland versions of these New York World’s Fair shows began to open in Anaheim. “it’s a small world” opened on the West Coast on May 28, 1966. And this wasn’t just the exact same show that had played in Flushing Meadow for the past two years. Walt insisted that it be plussed & improved prior to installation. Which is how the Anaheim edition of “it’s a small world” wound up with two additional scenes – the Pacific Islands and the North Pole.

Credit: Disney History Institute

“The Primeval World” Diorama

And just a month or so after that, “The Primeval World” – which, at that time, the Company’s PR team described as “ … the world’s largest diorama featuring life-like recreations of some of the largest creatures to ever roam our planet” – opened on July 1, 1966.

Now what’s kind of intriguing about the “Primeval World” diorama is what’s to either side of this structure. Which is the old Disneyland administration building. This three story structure – which was also built in late 1965 / early 1966 as part of what was then supposed to be the biggest building program in Disneyland history – was built in such a way that half of this 450 foot-long structure was built on the outside of the berm and the other half of this 450 foot-long structure was built on the inside of the berm. With the structure that the Disneyland steam train passed through, that lengthy glassed-in room full of animatronic dinosaurs then serving as … Well, if you think of Disneyland’s new Admin building as an enormous Oreo, the “Primeval World” diorama then served as this 100,000 square foot structure’s creamy center.

Kind of a funny side story here. Everyone who worked in the 200 offices who were housed in Disneyland’s new Admin building would tell the same story. How – for the first few days you worked in this three story tall structure – you couldn’t help but notice how the Admin building would rumble as the steam train passed through the giant diorama in the middle of that structure. Or – for that matter – how the roar of the mechanical dinosaurs below would endlessly faintly echo center through the building as long as that ride was running.

Conversely though, after a few days of working in the Disneyland admin building, the rumble of the steam train and the roar of the dinosaurs just became white noise. That’s how you’d then know if you were dealing with a new hire at the Park. If someone who had just been assigned to the Admin building would then turn to you and say “What is that noise?” And – as a Company vet – you could then say “Oh, yeah. About that.”

“…a Disneyland without its steam trains just isn’t worth the full price of admission.”

Getting back to all of the construction that was going on at Disneyland in late 1965 / early 1966 … You  have to remember that – if we’re talking about “Pirates of the Caribbean” and “it’s a small world” – we’re talking about two attractions with huge show buildings that were built outside of the theme park. Which meant – in order for these two boat-powered rides to take Guests under the berm and then out to their main show buildings and then back into the Park to their off-load areas … That meant digging a passage under the track bed of the Disneyland Railroad. Several passages, actually.

But again, because the steam train at Disneyland was Walt’s personal property at this time (along with the Mark Twain steamboat AND the Alweg Monorail), Walt just wouldn’t tolerate the idea that the steam train at the park would be shut down for a year or more to allow construction of these four new major attractions. As Disneyland’s tencennial celebration began to wind down in the late Summer / early Fall of 1965, Walt turned to the Imagineers and said “I’ll give you five months. Figure it out.”

Mind you, Walt reportedly got furious with the Imagineers when – due to the enormous construction challenges this $23 million project entailed — …

… That – by the way – is what it cost to building the Disneyland version of “it’s a small world,” New Orleans Square, Pirates of the Caribbean, Primeval World AND the Park’s new administration building. Just $23 million total .

… Anyway, Walt reportedly got furious when – due to a very wet Spring (By the way, that Albert Hammond song from 1972 – “It Never Rains in Southern California” – lies through its teeth) – work on getting the Disneyland Railroad fell behind schedule by one entire month.

John Hench once told me about how – when they had to tell Walt that the opening of Disneyland’s railroad would be delayed by a full month in the Spring of 1966 – he’d never seen his boss so mad. Walt reportedly went on & on about how a Disney theme park without a steam train wasn’t worth the price that they were then charging people to get into Disneyland (a then-whopping $5.00 for adults, $4.50 for juniors – ages 12 – 17 – and $4.00 for kids 3 – 11. That would have gotten you the park’s Deluxe 15 Ticket book). Walt reportedly turned to John and said “If people ask, we’re going to have to agree to issue them a refund. Because a Disneyland without its steam trains just isn’t worth the full price of admission.”

I wonder what would happen if someone today went into City Hall at WDW’s Magic Kingdom and shared that story from the Spring of 1966. What a Cast Member who was working in Guest Relations at that theme park would have to say in response.

Walt Disney World Railroad Downtime

I mean, I get that it’s not their fault that the Walt Disney World Railroad has been out of commission since December of 2018. And we also have to acknowledge that much of the Resort was shuttered for months in 2020 during the early days of the pandemic.

Walt Disney World Railroad

But even so, at a time when the Florida parks are continually struggling to keep the rides, shows & attractions that they already have up & running on a reliable, regular basis, to have a people eater like the Magic Kingdom’s steam trains shut down for 3 & a half years … That’s just inexcusable.

This article is based on research for The Disney Dish Podcast “Episode 377”, published on June 6, 2022. The Disney Dish Podcast is part of the Jim Hill Media Podcast Network.

Continue Reading