Theme Parks & Themed Entertainment
Ruminations
His first JimHillMedia column appeared a year ago on October 8, 2002, and Roger celebrates with a special anniversary bit. In this installment, he relates how some things are best done in the dark. Relax… It’s only a look at movies and the places we used to watch them.

“The proprieties must be observed at all times.”
— Michael Flynn (as played by Barry Fitzgerald), “The Quiet Man”
As far as your humble writer is concerned, motion pictures were made to be shown to audiences in real honest to goodness movie theaters. Not cracker box, shoe horned, cinder block multiplexes.
A pox on the house of whomever decided that this was an acceptable alternative.
Mercifully, up here in the San Francisco Bay Area, there still exist a few places where this can be said to be true. And even though the number of proper movie theaters seems to shrink all the time, some of the better gems still earn their keep as intended.
Once upon a time, I practically lived in the local movie theaters. In my area (a.k.a. the Diablo Valley — Danville, Walnut Creek, San Ramon, Martinez, Concord and Pleasant Hill), we had the following all during a 10 year period from 1975 to 1985:
The El Rey (a small town place with a great Main Street corner location)
The Festival Cinemas (a first generation cinderblock multiplex with 5 screens)
The Century Theaters (multiplex anchored by the big dome — part of the Syufy chain also with five screens)
The Park Theater
The Orinda Theater (great art deco murals)
The Village Theater
The Rheem Theater
The Enea (became the Showcase and switched to “adult” films; ironically later owned by a Baptist church around the corner where we got married — now their community center.)
The Capri Theater (another big screen cut up into four smaller houses)
The Regency Theaters (a Festival cinderblock clone and one of the chain with 5 screens)
The Sun Valley Cinema (a big screen in the local mall, cut into 2 houses)
The Contra Costa Cinemas (another Festival operation with 5 screens)
The Crow Canyon Cinemas (one more for Festival and five more screens!)
Throw in three drive in theaters to the mix — the Pleasant Hill Motor Movies, the Concord Drive In and the Solano Drive In and that was a bunch of places to watch movies! Oh and not to forget that there were always free films being shown at the local junior college — Diablo Valley College (as immortalized on a Mark Harmon t-shirt in the film, “Summer School”) — everything from “Citizen Kane” to “Forbidden Planet”.
Was it any wonder that it seemed like I lived at the movies? It didn’t hurt that a good friend, who I met the same afternoon as Michele on that BART train to the Star Trek Convention in San Francisco (over the Presidents Weekend in February of 1977) ended up working in a number of those places. When Michael was on duty, I could go visit him and sneak a peak or two at what was playing that week. There were many nights when I was there as he closed the doors after the last guests left the building.
And if that wasn’t going on, Michele and I managed to make a date for a movie most Saturday nights before we got married and every now and then afterwards.
I’ll admit to having seen my share of dogs amongst the good films. Guilty pleasures abound, such as “1941” or “The Blues Brothers.” Guilty as charged also for seeing such things as “Battlestar Galactica” or “Xanadu” or the animated “Lord of the Rings.” Michele still says I didn’t take her to watch “The Beastmaster,” but I know I wouldn’t have gone to see the ferrets in action unless she had wanted to!
Out of that list above, of the 38 screens, a fair number are still around, some have gone on to greater glory and have been replaced by new stadium style theaters. Almost for what was lost, new screens have come along to take their places. Many of them are as busy as ever, but I’m just not falling in like I used to.
That’s not to say I’m still not a movie junkie. Cable TV does it’s bit and DVD sales as well. And the titles get better all the time, cursed marketing blitzes… And I bought a laser disc player a few years before DVD’s hit, so I have a fair number of titles to watch on disc.
Thank your favorite deity for DVD’s!
Yes, I am a child of the mass media age, okay?
Where is all this leading? Well, in the words of Gloria Swanson in “Sunset Boulevard,” “It’s the pictures that got small.”
When it comes to the new crop of pictures, I’m just not interested in watching something I’ve seen done better before. Call that shallow, but why should I fork out nine bucks for another round of the same old nonsense?
I’d rather sit at home watching John Wayne and Ward Bond in “They Were Expendable” in glorious black and white than see something from today’s color and THX era that isn’t written, directed or acted a quarter as well.
It took me a while to go see “Saving Private Ryan.” I had heard all about it and seen previews. As much as I appreciate the past, I was not in a rush to go see it for various reasons. Maybe it was just a bit too close to the modern day. I won’t explain in detail (no, I didn’t serve in the military, but have great respect for those who have) however I’ve seen my share of blood and gore, and I really don’t need to fantasy to understand it, or explain it.
Yet in another era, I took an afternoon off work to go see “Gettysburg” when it first came out in theaters. The moments with Richard Jordan as the dying General Lewis Armistead always seem to strike a serious emotional chord with me. (And yet, I laughed out loud when Ted Turner dropped dead crossing the Emmitsburg Road — much to the annoyance of the few others in the theater with me that day.)
Part of the lure of movies for me always has been special moments. It’s the kind of thing that’s personal but can be shared. We all have them.
Maybe it was that first movie I went to see by without my parents. John Wayne in “The Alamo.”
Or the moment from “The Wizard of Oz” when Dorothy opens the door of the Kansas farmhouse and the world changes from sepia tone to Technicolor.
“2010” (yes, I know it wasn’t much of a film) when the HAL 9000 comes back to life. Made the hairs on the back up my neck stand up.
Or Vivien Leigh as Blanche DuBois, from “Streetcar Named Desire”: “Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.”
And I’ll never forget watching the opening scenes of “Star Wars” with Michele, sitting in the front row of the theater when the ships fly overhead.
And when the “Titanic” set sail for it’s maiden voyage, all I could say was “Wow!” Even though I knew the story and the realized the fact that I was watching a movie, there was just something about that moment that I got caught up in.
Even something as simple as watching “Gone With the Wind” on a big screen for that first time… It is a different experience than on a small screen at home or in a cinderblock.
For the most part, I don’t think times like that are gone. Maybe as I’m getting older, I don’t expect them as often as I used to. And truth be told, when they do happen, it’s all the more powerful.
Like when they are showing great features at Oakland’s Paramount Theater with the Mighty Wurlitzer pipe organ capably operated by the talented Jim Riggs. That’s entertainment and for only five bucks! Complete evening with short subjects and the ever popular Deco-Win…
Now pay attention to the Paramount’s coming line up of films.
We get the following in the next few months:
10/17 — Harold Lloyd in “Safety Last” — Considered by many as “the most brilliantly sustained comic climax in film history.” And don’t forget, live organ accompaniment by Jim Riggs!
10/31 — “Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein” and “The Bride of Frankenstein” — Now that’s a classic way to spend Halloween Night!
11/28 — “Top Hat” — Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers at their best!
12/5 — “The Road To Morocco” — Bing Crosby, Bob Hope and Dorothy Lamour.
12/26 — “The Wizard of Oz” — A family favorite being seen as intended!
All of these for only $6. That’s right. Six bucks for a night of great entertainment in one of the area’s best preserved movie palaces. Heck, you can even enjoy a smart cocktail or two before the fun begins.
Well worth your patronage…
Now slightly to the south, here is another event you don’t want to miss. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is offering an evening of “Animation at War.” From their web page:
“Featuring rarely-screened 35mm prints of World War II animation from the major Hollywood studios.
Wednesday, October 22, 2003, at 8:00 p.m.
in the Samuel Goldwyn TheaterMore than any other time in film history, World War II saw a direct request from the U.S. government for Hollywood’s aid in educating and galvanizing the public for its war efforts. Because of the unique and entertaining elements that animation processes could bring to political propaganda, some of the most creative and unusual war films to come out of this period were produced by Hollywood’s animation community. Animation film historian Jerry Beck will introduce and offer a historical perspective to this representative collection of films.
The evening will include a 60th anniversary presentation of the Walt Disney feature Victory through Air Power, a film not screened in Los Angeles for nearly twenty years and rarely since its original release on July 17, 1943. This part documentary, part animated-cartoon is based on Alexander P. de Seversky’s 1942 book. Contrary to the predominant thinking among our military leaders of the day, de Seversky’s book contained progressive ideas and then-radical solutions to traditional methods of warfare. This attracted Disney’s attention, and a filmed version was quickly put into production.
The resulting motion picture is powerful wartime propaganda, stating its case using spectacular effects animation, historical events, an Oscar®-nominated musical score and humorous cartooning. It begins with an entertaining (and completely accurate) history of aviation, explains how air power has become a true threat, and describes how to defend ourselves using strategic aviation.
The program will also feature several war-themed animated short subjects, including Blitz Wolf (MGM, Oscar Nominee, 1942), Russian Rhapsody (Warner Bros., 1943), Song of Victory (Columbia, 1943), Reason & Emotion (Disney, Oscar Nominee, 1943) and Out of the Frying Pan into the Firing Line (Disney, 1942).
Tickets are $5.00 for the general public and $3.00 for students and Academy members with valid I.D. Doors open at 7:00 p.m. Tickets go on sale beginning October 1, 2003, at the Academy during regular business hours, by mail, or on the night of the screening, if still available.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is located at 8949 Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills.
For more program information, please call (310) 247-3600.
Presented as part of the Academy Standards series. Academy Standards is a monthly series presenting high-quality prints of Academy Award-winning and -nominated films”
How can I say this? If you can be there, do so. You won’t find such a bargain anywhere else, and there is no guarantee you’ll see these films again.
I’m trying to figure out how I can make it down south, even only for the night…
Now back to the current crop of films falling out of the Hollywood machine today.
Perhaps Bart Simpson says it best. “Crap, crap, crappy crap.”
I just can’t get excited about the retreads. And I seriously do not buy the “all out of story ideas” line. Lots of tales yet to be told. It’s just the folks green-lighting projects who don’t get the clue anymore. Some times, I think you could back a truck full of quarters up to certain studios and no one could buy a clue. Until then I guess I’ll be buying more DVD’s and enjoying those gems from the past.
As an example, last Tuesday saw the release of some great Warner Brothers films with great new documentaries to go along with them. “The Adventures of Robin Hood” and “Yankee Doodle Dandy” both have been favorites of mine since way back. (And lately, we’ve discovered that one of Michele’s distant relations, Morgan Padelford, was the Technicolor consultant on “Robin Hood”; so we’re especially interested in the documentary on that subject on that DVD.)
And as far as I’m concerned, now that “The Treasure of Sierra Madre” is out on DVD, it should be required viewing at every corporate retreat around the world. Simply no finer example of how individual greed has it’s downfalls. And some of the best performances of Walter Huston and Humphrey Bogart to be found anywhere, in my humble opinion…
Yet, if I had the chance, I’d rather watch them in a real movie theater.
In 1989, another one of the classic movie palaces in the area reopened after an involved restoration. The Orinda Theater was and still is today a true Art Deco movie masterpiece. For that first evening, we were treated to a showing of a 1950 Warner Brothers cartoon, “The Hypo-chondri-cat” and then “Casablanca.” It was pure magic to watch this film as it should be seen, and with a whole new generation of folks, who hadn’t experienced it before.
Another evening even more years ago, I enjoyed a full program of Warner Brothers cartoons at Oakland’s Grand Lake Theater. Oddly enough, it’s operated by the same folks (Rialto Renaissance) as the Orinda. A great feature of that place is on it’s roof. A massive electrical wonder of an animated sign announces the name in individual incandescent bulbs (each with their own colored cover).
They have a classic film series of their own also showing a great selection as intended at the former Alameda Naval Air Station base theater. From their web page:
Directions to their Alameda Location
“All films shown twice nightly at 7:00 & 9:30pm (unless otherwise noted)
Friday, October 3 The Gay Divorcee
Saturday, October 4 Some Like It Hot
Sunday, October 5 To Kill A Mockingbird
Friday, October 10 The Killing (7:00 & 9:00pm)
Saturday, October 11 The Searchers
Sunday, October12 Vertigo
Friday, October 17 Out Of The Past (7:00 & 9:00pm)
Saturday, October 18 Gone With The Wind (2:30 & 7:30pm)
Sunday, October 19 On The Town (7:00 & 9:00pm)
Friday, October 24 Sullivan’s Travels (7:00 & 9:00pm)
Saturday, October 25 Sweet Smell of Success (7:00 & 9:00pm)
Sunday, October 26 All About Eve (7:00 & 9:45pm)
Friday, October 31 Among The Living (6:00 & 9:00pm)
Friday, October 31 The Lady & The Monster (7:20 & 10:20pm)
Saturday, November 1 Them! (2:30, 5:45 & 9:10)
Saturday, November 1 The Thing (4:15 & 7:30)
Sunday, November 2 King Kong (7:00 & 9:15pm)
Friday, November 7 The Palm Beach Story (7:00 & 9:00pm)
Saturday, November 8 The Band Wagon
Sunday, November 9 On The Waterfront (7:00 & 9:15pm)
Friday, November 14 The Tin Man (7:00 & 9:00pm)
Saturday, November 15 Casablanca (7:00 & 9:15pm)
Sunday, November 16 Charade
Friday, November 21 The Woman in the Window (7:00 & 9:15pm)
Saturday, November 22 Sunset Blvd.
Sunday, November 23 Night of the Hunter
Friday, November 28 Holiday (7:00 & 9:00pm)
Saturday, November 29 Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Sunday, November 30 Meet Me in St. Louis (2:00, 5:00 & 8:00pm)Advance tickets available at the box office of Oakland’s Grand Lake Theater.
Admission prices are $7.00 general and $5 for children and senior citizens.
Additional information available at 510-835-6187.”
How’s that for a deal? So, get off your butt, pass the popcorn and make a beeline to the theater for one of those classic films events. I don’t think you’ll regret one minute of it.
Thanks to everyone who helped me keep this first year of columns. I’m hoping to keep going churning out more for you’re here as long as Jim lets me do so.
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Television & Shows
The Untold Story of Super Soap Weekend at Disney-MGM Studios: How Daytime TV Took Over the Parks

A long time ago in a galaxy that … Well, to be honest, wasn’t all that far away. This was down in Florida after all. But if you traveled to the WDW Resort, you could then experience “Star Wars Weekends.” Which ran seasonally at Disney’s Hollywood Studios Disney World from 1997 to 2015.
Mind you, what most folks don’t remember is the annual event that effectively plowed the road for “Star Wars Weekends.” Which was “Super Soap Weekend.” That seasonal offering — which allowed ABC soap fans to get up-close with their favorite performers from “All My Children,” “General Hospital,” “One Life to Live” and “Port Charles” — debuted at that same theme park the year previous (1996).
So how did this weekend-long celebration of daytime drama (which drew tens of thousands of people to Orlando every Fall for 15 years straight) come to be?
Michael Eisner’s Daytime TV Origins and a Theme Park Vision
Super Soap Weekend was the brainchild of then-Disney CEO Michael Eisner. His career in media began with short stints at NBC and CBS, but it truly took off in 1964 when he joined ABC as the assistant to Leonard Goldberg, who was the network’s national programming director at the time.
Eisner quickly advanced through the ranks. By 1971, he had become Vice President of Daytime Programming at ABC. That meant he was on the scene when One Life to Live joined the lineup in July 1968 and when All My Children made its debut in January 1970. Even after being promoted to Senior Vice President of Prime Time Programming in 1976, Eisner stayed close to the daytime division and often recruited standout soap talent for ABC’s primetime shows.
Fast forward nearly two decades to July 31, 1995. The Walt Disney Company announced that it would acquire ABC/Cap Cities in a $19 billion deal. Although the acquisition wasn’t finalized until February 1996, Eisner was already thinking ahead. He wanted to use the stars of All My Children, One Life to Live, and General Hospital to draw people to Disney’s theme parks.
He had seen how individual soap stars were drawing huge mall crowds across America since the late 1970s. Now he wanted to bring dozens of them together for something much bigger.

Super Soap Weekend Takes Over Disney-MGM Studios
The very first Super Soap Weekend was announced in June 1996, just a few months after the ABC deal closed. The event was scheduled for October 19 and 20 at Disney-MGM Studios and was a massive success.
The weekend featured panel discussions, autograph sessions, and photo opportunities with the stars of ABC’s daytime dramas. Thousands of fans packed the park for the chance to meet their favorite actors. Due to the overwhelming response, the event became an annual tradition and was eventually moved to Veterans Day weekend each November to better accommodate attendees.
Longtime fans like Nancy Stadler, her mom Mary, and their close friend Angela Ragno returned year after year, making the event a personal tradition and building lifelong memories.




West Coast Events and the ABC Soap Opera Bistro
Disney even tried to recreate the event out west. Two Super Soap Weekends were held at Disneyland Resort, one in April 2002 and another in June 2003.
At Disney’s California Adventure, Eisner also introduced the ABC Soap Opera Bistro, a themed dining experience that opened in February 2001. Guests could dine inside recreated sets from shows like General Hospital and All My Children, including Kelly’s Diner and the Chandler Mansion. The Bistro closed in November 2002, but for fans, it offered a rare opportunity to step into the world of their favorite soaps.
SOAPnet, Port Charles, and the Expansion of Daytime TV at Disney
Eisner’s enthusiasm for soaps extended beyond the parks. In January 2000, he launched SOAPnet, a cable channel dedicated to prime time replays of ABC’s daytime dramas.
During his time at Disney, General Hospital also received a spin-off series titled Port Charles, which aired from June 1997 to October 2003. The show leaned into supernatural plotlines and was another example of Eisner’s commitment to evolving and expanding the soap genre.
The Final Curtain for Super Soap Weekend
In September 2005, Eisner stepped down after 21 years as head of The Walt Disney Company. Bob Iger, who had previously served as President of ABC and Chief Operating Officer of ABC/Cap Cities, took over as CEO. While Iger had deep ABC credentials, he didn’t share Eisner’s passion for daytime television.
In the fall of 2008, Disney hosted the final Super Soap Weekend at what was then still called Disney-MGM Studios. That same year, the park was rebranded as Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and Disney began shifting away from television-focused experiences.
Within the next five years, the rest of Eisner’s soap legacy faded. One Life to Live was canceled in January 2012. SOAPnet was rebranded as Disney Junior in February 2013. Later that year, All My Children ended its 41-year run on ABC.
Only General Hospital remains on the network today, the last standing soap from the golden age of ABC Daytime.
A New Chapter for Daytime TV and Super Soap Fans
The soap genre may have faded from its former glory, but it’s not gone. On February 24, 2025, CBS premiered a brand-new daytime drama called Beyond the Gates, marking the first new soap launch in years.
Meanwhile, All My Children alum Kelly Ripa has been actively working on a revival. In September 2024, she mentioned a holiday-themed movie set in Pine Valley that would bring back many original cast members. The project was in development for Lifetime, though its current status is unclear.
And what about Super Soap? Fans like Nancy and Angela still hope Disney will bring it back. Even if it only featured the cast of General Hospital, it would be a welcome return for longtime viewers who miss that one weekend a year where the magic of Disney collided with the drama of daytime TV.
If you want to hear firsthand what it was like to be part of Super Soap Weekend, be sure to listen to our I Want That Too podcast interview with actor Colin Egglesfield. He shares behind-the-scenes memories from his days as Josh Madden on All My Children and what it meant to be part of one of the most unique fan events in Disney park history.
History
The Super Bowl & Disney: The Untold Story Behind ‘I’m Going to Disneyland!’

One of the highlights of the Super Bowl isn’t just the game itself—it’s the moment when the winning quarterback turns to the camera and exclaims, “I’m going to Disney World!” This now-iconic phrase has been a staple of post-game celebrations for decades. But where did this tradition begin? Surprisingly, it didn’t originate in a stadium but at a dinner table in 1987, in a conversation involving Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and aviation pioneers Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager.

The Unlikely Beginning of a Marketing Sensation
To understand the origins of this campaign, we have to go back to December 1986, when the Rutan Voyager became the first aircraft to fly around the world without stopping or refueling. Pilots Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager completed the nine-day journey on December 23, 1986, flying over 26,000 miles before landing at Edwards Air Force Base. Their historic achievement earned them national recognition, and just days later, President Ronald Reagan awarded them the Presidential Citizen Medal at the White House.
Meanwhile, Disney was gearing up for the grand opening of Star Tours at Disneyland, set for January 12, 1987. Following its usual playbook of associating major theme park attractions with real-world pioneers, Disney’s PR team invited astronauts Gordon Cooper and Deke Slayton to the launch event. But in a twist, they also invited Rutan and Yeager, who were still making headlines.

A Dinner Conversation That Changed Advertising Forever
After the Star Tours opening ceremony, a private dinner was held with Disney CEO Michael Eisner, George Lucas, and Eisner’s wife, Jane. During the meal, Eisner asked Rutan and Yeager, “You just made history. You traveled non-stop around the planet on a plane without ever refueling. How are you ever going to top that, career-wise? What are you two gonna do next?”
Without hesitation, Jeana Yeager replied, “Well, after being cramped inside that tiny plane for nine days, I’m just glad to be anywhere else. And even though you folks were nice enough to fly us here, invite us to your party… Well, as soon as we finish eating, I’m gonna go over to the Park and ride some rides. I’m going to Disneyland.”
Jane Eisner immediately recognized the power of Yeager’s statement. On the car ride home, she turned to Michael and said, “That’s a great slogan. I think you should use that to promote the theme parks.” Like many husbands, Michael initially dismissed the idea, but Jane persisted. Eventually, Eisner relented and pitched it to his team.
The Super Bowl Connection
With Super Bowl XXI just around the corner, Disney’s PR team saw an opportunity. The game was set for January 25, 1987, at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena—just miles from Disney Studios. What if they convinced the winning quarterback to say, “I’m going to Disneyland” live on-air?
Disney quickly struck a deal with both quarterbacks—Phil Simms of the New York Giants and John Elway of the Denver Broncos—offering each $75,000 to deliver the line if their team won. Simms led the Giants to victory, making history as the first athlete to say, “I’m going to Disney World!” on national television.
A Marketing Triumph
That year’s Super Bowl had the second-highest viewership in television history, with 87 million people watching Simms say the famous line. The next day, Disney turned the clip into a national commercial, cementing the phrase as a marketing goldmine.
Since then, “I’m going to Disneyland” (or Disney World, depending on the commercial) has been a staple of championship celebrations, spanning the NFL, NBA, and even the Olympics. What started as a casual remark at dinner became one of the most successful advertising campaigns in history.
A Lasting Legacy
Jane Eisner’s keen instinct and Disney’s ability to act quickly on a great idea created a tradition that continues to captivate audiences. The “I’m going to Disneyland” campaign remains a testament to the power of spontaneous inspiration and smart marketing, proving that sometimes, the best ideas come from the most unexpected places.
To learn more about Disney’s ties to the world of sports, check out I Want That Too: A Disney History and Consumer Product Podcast.
Television & Shows
How the Creators of South Park Tricked A-List Celebrities to Roast Universal – “Your Studio & You”

Universal Studios has a rich and storied history, but few moments are as peculiar—and as hilariously cutting—as the creation of Your Studio & You. This 14-minute parody film, commissioned in 1995 to celebrate Universal’s new ownership under Seagram’s, brings together an all-star cast, biting humor, and the unmistakable comedic fingerprints of Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
Long before South Park debuted on Comedy Central in 1997, Stone and Parker were already carving out a reputation for their irreverent style, and Your Studio & You perfectly encapsulates their knack for turning even the most corporate project into something delightfully subversive.
Matt Stone & Trey Parker Before South Park
Stone & Parker were already known out in Hollywood as funny guys. Thanks largely to “The Spirit of Christmas,” which was this video greeting card that they’d crafted for a Fox executive – who then distributed this infamously funny thing (which had Our Lord Jesus Christ & Santa Claus literally duking it out for the holiday affections of Cartman, Kenny, Stan & Kyle) to friends & family.
This was the early 1990s. No internet. Each copy of “The Spirit of Christmas” was made on VHS tape and then mailed. Went viral the old-fashioned way. It’s rumored that George Clooney made over 300 copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” and passed these VHS taps along to friends and family.
Things didn’t move as fast as they do today. “The Spirit of Christmas” still became a sensation out West.
Zucker Brothers
Matt & Trey also had other supporters in the entertainment industry. Among them David Zucker, who was one of the members of ZAZ (i.e., Zucker Abrahams Zucker), the talented trio that made “Airplane!” in 1980, “Top Secret!” in 1984 and the three “Naked Gun” movies.
- The original “Naked Gun” in 1988
- “Naked Gun 2 & 1/2 : The Smell of Fear” in 1991
- and “Naked Gun 33 & a 1/3: The Final Insult” in 1994
All five of these parody films had been made for Paramount Pictures. But in the Late Winter / Early Spring of 1995, Universal had persuaded the Zucker Brothers to come over and set up shop in a bungalow on their lower lot. With the hope that – at some point further on down the line – David & his brother Jerry would start making funny films for Universal.

And it’s during this same window of time (We’re now talking April of 1995) that news breaks that Seagrams (Yep, the adult beverage company. Who – at the time – was making an absolute fortune on the sales of wine coolers) was about to buy a majority stake in MCAUniversal. We’re talking control of 80% of that company’s stock. Which would effectively make Seagrams the new owners of Universal Studios.
Edgar Bronfman
And Edgar Bronfman – the owner of Seagrams – knew that Universal had had a tough time with its previous owners – which had been the Matsushita Electric Industrial Co. of Japan. Matsushita had bought MCA back in November of 1990 for $7.5 billion but had never really understood the entertainment industry.
This is why – after repeatedly butting heads with Lew Wasserman & Sidney Sheinberg (i.e., the heads of Universal Studios & the Universal theme park respectively) when it came to creative control of this company – Matsushita decided to wash it hands of the entire enterprise. Agreeing to sell their holdings in MCA to Seagrams for $5.7 billion (effectively taking a nearly $2 billion loss on this investment).

And Bronfman … He knew that some bad feeling had developed between Hollywood’s creative community and the Japanese owners of Universal. The thinking was that executives at Matsushita Electric had just not gotten what it took to make movies & TV shows.
And Edgar? Right from the get-go, he wanted to show that Seagrams was NOT going to be Matsushita Electric Redux. Bronfman was looking for a way to send a clear message to Hollywood’s creative community that Universal’s new owners got it. That they were willing to work with Hollywood to make the best possible movies & TV shows at Universal.
And how did Edgar decide to get this message across? By making a funny movie.
Zucker Commissions Trey Parker for “Your Studio & You”
Mind you, Bronfman himself didn’t make this film. The owner of Seagrams reached out to David Zucker. Who – after initially agreeing to produce this introduction-to-Universal film – then farmed out the production of the actual project to Trey Parker. Who – just two days before shooting was supposed to star on the Universal Lot – persuaded Matt Stone to come help him on this project.
Which brings us to “Your Studio and You.” Which is a parody of an educational film from the 1950s, right down to being shot in black & white and featuring a very generic soundtrack.
Now what’s amazing about watching “Your Studio and You” today is that this 14-minute-long film features some of the biggest names working in Hollywood back in the mid-1990s. We’re talking about people like recent Golden Globe winner Demi Moore, Sylvester Stallone, Michael J. Fox and Angela Lansbury. Not to mention two of the most powerful men in all of Hollywood, Steven Spielberg & Jeffrey Katzenberg.
And what’s especially interesting about watch “Your Studio and You” is that – as you watch these performers go through their paces in this motion pictures (which – most of the time – involves doing some innocuous task while holding a Seagram’s wine cooler) – you often get the feeling that this star is not in on the gag.
So how did Matt & Trey get away with this? Simple. There was never actually a script for “Your Studio and You.”
Filming “Your Studio & You” at Universal Studios Hollywood
Mind you, David Zucker would always insist that there was. Especially when he’d phone up celebrities on the Universal Lot and say “Hey, I’m sending over a couple of college kids later today. They’re working with me on a new parody film. It’s something that we’re doing for the new owners of Universal. I need just a half hour of your time. We’re shooting something special for the party we’ll be holding when the Seagrams people first arrive at the Studio. Absolutely. You’ll definitely get an invite to that party. So can I count on you to help these kids out? Beautiful. They’ll be over there later this morning.”
And then Matt & Trey would show up and say “… Dang, Miss Lansbury. We’re sorry. We must have left our copy of the ‘Your Studio and You’ script back in our office. Which is clear on the other side of the Lot. So – rather than waste your time – why don’t we do this instead? Follow us over to the Psycho House. Where we’re then going to get footage of you painting the front porch on Mother Bates’ house while you say ‘Gosh, with all of the wonderful improvements going on around here, everyone is going to want to work at Universal.’ Oh, and can we also get you to wear this button on the front of your blazer which reads ‘Universal is A-OK’ ? “

And over & over again, the biggest names who were working for Universal at that time took part in the production of “Your Studio & You” because A) David Zucker vouched for Matt Stone & Trey Parker and B) this was something that was being made for the new owners of Universal. And it’s just natural to want to get in good with the new boss.
Steven Spielberg, Jeffery Katzenberg, and Jaws
But no one at Universal anticipated that “Your Studio & You” would wind up being as sharp edged as the finished product turned out to be. I mean, it’s one thing to bite the hand that feeds you. But “Your Studio & You” ? It doesn’t just bite the hand. It takes the hand off at the wrist.
It’s a brutally funny film. With one of the meanest moments reserved for Steven Spielberg, who plays a driver on the Universal Studio Tour who’s trying to persuade a tram full of bored tourists (one of whom is played by Jeffery Katzenberg) that the “Shark Attack” scene down by Jaws Lagoon is actually exciting.
Spielberg actually says lines like “ … Whoa, whoa. What is going on here? Ladies and gentlemen, this never happens. Look out! It’s a shark! Whoa, that is one big scary shark.”

Mind you, as footage of this mechanical shark repeatedly coming up out of the water is shown, “Your Studio & You” ‘s off-screen narrator (who is voiced by Trey Parker says):
“But what about tomorrow? If we don’t keep in step with the times, things that were once neat and thrilling can become old and stupid.”
“Your Studio & You” Reception
This film was supposed to be shown only once at the welcoming party for Seagrams executive on the Universal Lot. And I’m told that – when Edgar Bronfman saw the finished product at that party – he reportedly turned to David Zucker and said “ … That’s a little more mean-spirited that I think it needed to be.”
And with that, “Your Studio & You” was supposed to go back into the Universal vault, never to be seen again. But when “South Park” debuted on Comedy Central in August of 1997 and then became a sensation for its biting humor, there was suddenly a lot of interest in what else Matt & Trey had done. Which is why copies of “The Spirit of Christmas” began to circulate. And – over time – copies of “Your Studio & You” began to bubble up.
Which – as Stone & Parker have repeatedly pointed out – was just not supposed to happen. Largely because none of the celebrities who appeared in “Your Studio & You” had never signed releases for Universal’s legal department. Because – again – this was for a movie that was only going to be shown once at a private function on the Universal Lot.
Matt mentioned (as part of a career retrospective at the Paley Center in LA back in 2000) that “ … they wouldn’t even let us keep a copy of the finished film.”
It’s a funny but brutal movie. And worth taking a look at today especially if you’re a theme park history buff because it shows Universal Studios Hollywood’s “Jurassic Park: The Ride” still under construction on the Lower Lot. That attraction would finally open to the public in June of 1996.
“Your Studio & You” became a lot easier to see after Seagrams sold off its share of Universal to Vivendi in 2000. Copies began propagating online after that. Though Universal Legal will periodically make an effort to get the latest copy of “Your Studio & You” taken off the Internet because – again – none of the performers who appear on camera ever signed the proper releases and/or were paid for their efforts.
That said, if you’re up for a mean-spirited laugh, “Your Studio & You” is well worth 14 minutes of your time. That said, once you watch this thing, be warned:
- You’re immediately going to be thirsty for a Seagram’s wine cooler
- And you’re going to have a sudden desire to go out & buy a porcelain deer.
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