Podcast
Touring the Magic Kingdom Monorail Resorts – From Bay Lake Tower to the Grand Floridian
Join Jim Hill and Len Testa for a walking tour of Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom monorail resorts, from Bay Lake Tower and Disney’s Contemporary Resort to Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort and Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa. Along the way, they talk resort design, Disney history, transportation, dining, construction rumors, and even an unexpected tour of the Grand One yacht.
Touring the Magic Kingdom Monorail Resorts – From Bay Lake Tower to the Grand Floridian Transcript
Len Testa: Hi, this is Len Testa. We’re back for another episode of the unofficial guide Disney Dish with Jim Hill. Today we’re at the Magic Kingdom Resorts. We’re going to be doing a walkthrough of all the resorts that are on the Magic Kingdom Monorail. We’re starting off at Bay Lake Tower. Jim, it is a wonderful sunny morning. Congratulations on being out of jail for at least three days now. That’s good. We love keeping the record going. The orange jumpsuit looks smashing on you, by the way. I didn’t picture you as an autumn, but yeah.
Jim Hill: You’re definitely in autumn. Well, you know, and it’s a 6X this time. It’s really nice.
Len Testa: Walk them around. It’s slowly but surely. The cuffs are a nice touch. It’s like bling. Tupac would be proud. Don’t walk quite so fast this time, OK?
Jim Hill: Shackles are all the rage these days.
Len Testa: So we’re over at Bay Lake Tower. We’re looking at Disney’s newest vacation club. That is until they get, well, there’s a lot in which they can’t yet sell, right?
Jim Hill: Speaking of legal problems…
Len Testa: Just a little problem with the fee. Paperwork? What? I thought you filed the paperwork. we’re at the Bay Lake Tower. It’s actually shining. You stayed here, right?
Jim Hill: No, actually, but I did that. In fact, I was with you here when you did the room
Len Testa: That’s right. did the room inspection. That day was opened. It’s actually a lovely resort. It’s one of the most quiet…
Jim Hill: set of rooms in in in waltz is not like it is the quietest set of rooms in waltz is your we’ve got we’ve ever tested it’s almost like sensory deprivation and you know the irony here is that we’re on the bay lake side so this literally in a way is sensory deprivation you did you looking out on this amazing view of you know basically traditional Florida. In fact, out on Raz Island, thing that Walt, in fact, that’s what closed the deal for that’s where we’re going to build in Orlando.
Len Testa: Yeah. So we’re especially facing the back of the Bay Lake tower right now. So you guys recall it’s a, it’s a C shaped structure. We’re actually looking into the open end of the sea. And then we’ve got Bay Lake behind us. It’s actually a beautiful day. There’s not a cloud in the sky. It’s sunny. It’s about 72 degrees. Got people out there parasailing.
Len Testa: at uh… get some voting going on but uh… to have the answer how was the resort a done for disney
Jim Hill: well i think the interesting thing about the lake towers is this is actually why Disney is as heavily in the social media. In fact, the Disney Parks blog exists because of this hotel. The Disney Parks blogs is… I actually got this from the head of communications at Walt Disney Imagineering. Basically, if you remember when they were building this and the whole what hotel? Hotel? What hotel? What? It’s a giant satellite dish. It got so embarrassing for the company because it was like all these websites were taking pictures of the non-steel rising up out of the non-ground. and don’t forget there was that thing with the architects who designed it publishing the Disney’s Bay Lake Tower plans and then taking it down the next day like it was the Pentagon Papers or something.
Len Testa: absolutely, absolutely.
Jim Hill: And finally it was just one of these things where it’s like look, all these websites are, you know, they’re eating our lunch, all right. We’re a company of storytellers. Why is it that we’re not telling our own stories? Why are we least not controlling the story?
Len Testa: No, absolutely. So this is, it was on the back of that, you know, that construction that Disney got as aggressive into. Well, at least the Disney Parks blog and then sort of jumped in with both feet to social media.
Jim Hill: That’s right, was about the time that the social media division was formed, the Moms panel idea which came up.
Len Testa: Yep. Can I piggyback on that? So the resort here, is it doing well?
Jim Hill: It’s doing reasonably well. I mean, you can’t go wrong with a monorail hotel, which is why, coincidentally, we’re now seeing the work begin on the DVC for the Grand Flo.
Len Testa: Wait, there’s a Grand Flo reading? DVC, Jim? Oh, wait a minute. I thought that they’re just making the spa 60 times larger.
Jim Hill: La la la la, I didn’t say that.
Len Testa: It’s funny because we’ve actually asked, so when you guys that are familiar with things going on over at the Grand Floridian, when they, when Disney came out with the announcement that they’re going to stop the monorail from running an hour after park close to the Magic Kingdom, we wrote in to the media relations and said well is this just so you could got you guys could do construction at night around the monorail pylons you know with it you know and get more get more working or you know is there is there something is this a permanent thing they wrote back and said we don’t know anything about construction at the grid flooring like do you need a picture of the bulldozers is that would that refresh your memory I can go get those in like 20 minutes I mean or if you guys drive by to work
Len Testa: so so what about what about restaurants here at the Bay Lake Tower are there any plans to expand the the restaurants or anything, that’s kind of the, if there’s one thing, so there’s two things I don’t like about Bay Lake Tower. One is lack of on-site dining, right, so no room service or anything like that. But then the other thing is there’s a slight walk to the bus stop. I could live with a walk to the bus stop. What about dining?
Jim Hill: Well, to be honest, what they’re looking at is, you know, it’s just one of these things where you have pre-existing facilities that they can temporarily. And more to the point, such a short walk to the kingdom.
Len Testa: You know, mean, there is method to the madness here. It’s just the whole… Yeah, we could bring you food in 30 minutes, or you could walk to the Magic Kingdom in 10.
Jim Hill: No, that’s exactly it. It’s sort of the… You know, I mean, it’s not necessarily bad guest service. It’s just sort of restricted guest service.
Len Testa: Yeah, that’s true. You know, and again, know, it is no coincidence we’re now standing under the walkway, which leads straight into the Contemporary. So it’s an interesting walkway. The thing I like about the walkway is it’s not straight. It’s curved.
Jim Hill: But the curve is interesting too because the building itself is curved. The contemporary, I don’t think there’s a single curve in the entire damn thing. It’s nothing but straight lines and angles.
Len Testa: Well, that’s the… And again… I love the contemporary, by the way.
Jim Hill: I’m fond of it myself, but again, from the very day they named it, in fact what was interesting is that for the longest time was actually called Tempo Bay. again, was literally they’re putting it together, it’s like, okay, what’s the temporary metal model or name for this thing? And it’s like, temporary. Temporary thing on the bay, Tempo Bay. And from there, was one of these things that stuck, and then it was like, oh wait a minute, it’s contemporary.
Len Testa: What’s weird if you actually saw the original model for the park, not only was this done in sleek modern style, the Polynesian was actually done in sleek modern style. actually, it looked like it was something on 1960s Wackakee. I mean, just, you know, sleek and stacked.
Jim Hill: and you know don’t do that joke when slinking stuff charo joke in the summer you know and and but again that was because it was walter beckett that’s because it was u.s. steel i mean you have to remember disney wasn’t running hotels at that point in fact
Len Testa: that’s right just up until eight months before the opening of the park Disney wasn’t going to even run these hotels. were going run the theme park. didn’t have any resort experience. So US Steel built them and was going to run them. US Steel was going to run the resorts.
Jim Hill: Yes.
Len Testa: Had US Steel run resorts prior to that?
Jim Hill: Not really, no. And in fact, the fact that they were the ones going, by the way, the hotels are supposed to open for October 1st, or think in April of the following year. And that was when Disney was, you know, this was unacceptable. They actually, you know, they met with them. They flew back, they called and said, how much to buy you out.
Len Testa: Really? you know, they gave… How far in advance of the opening was this?
Jim Hill: This is eight months. This is literally… And in fact, know, what kind of sealed the deal is Roy Disney made a very famous walkthrough while they’re building the thing. And it’s two o’clock in afternoon and it’s Florida. So it’s brutally hot. And he’s walking through this building of guys just sort of laying down and sitting because it’s too hot to work. And it was like, what? You know, we open when? And, you know, they went home and…
Len Testa: They’re taking a siesta.
Jim Hill: Yeah. And it was just like, This is nuts. You we have to this is our you know on our property. This is our hotel our name Yeah, we have to take control of the situation and But it was that’s part of the reason that Walt Disney World went from originally budgeted for a hundred million dollars to by opening four hundred million dollars you know, just an interesting time in the company’s history, you know, that this really had to hit or they were in trouble.
Len Testa: yeah, seriously. So let’s walk out, let’s take the walk from the Bay Lake Tower over to the contemporary. What’s going on at the contemporary these days? know they’ve recently in the last few years did the room refurbishment. They’ve gone through a whole new set of restaurants, right? So they’ve got the Wave, which had just had breakfast at it’s fabulous for breakfast, by the way. Don’t need reservations for breakfast or lunch. You can just walk in.
Jim Hill: the contempo cafe is new with the the ordering thing what but chef mickey’s is relatively the same right you don’t follow the character now well and then more to the point it get it that’s part of the problem with this hotel is that it’s all steeled it’s all concrete and it’s one of these things were like okay here’s this giant space people have eaten in four years and they you know they like The monorail goes by, people look out the window and are like, ooh, what is that? I want to go there.
Len Testa: It’s a good selling point, actually. So I filled a story in the podcast before, but as a kid coming in on the express monorail, going through the contemporary, it was a dream of mine to stay at the contemporary. And now I can do it any day I want.
Jim Hill: But you know, literally going through it, my first question was what kind of person do you have to be to stay at the Contemporary? It was always, it was captivating. was something that when I get older, dude, and when I have some money, I’m staying there.
Len Testa: No, absolutely.
Jim Hill: That was, and in fact, you think about it, from the wonderful world of Disney, the shot of the monorail going into the hotel, how they changed out the opening of that show in 71, 72 to reflect all these new Disney-related experiences.
Len Testa: So many kids like, I want to go there, I want to do that. Including me, so apparently work. So we’re outside the back of the Contemporary right now. We see sort of off to the straight ahead of us what’s left of the garden wings of the Contemporary, which is interesting now that it’s not Bay Lake Tower. We’ve got Bay Lake Tower to our left. We’re now looking at over the marina and in the distance, Jim, I see Discovery Island.
Jim Hill: Yep. Ah, Discovery Island. Did you bring your scuba? Because we could do a whole other podcast from over there.
Len Testa: What is it, the Urban Commandos that actually did that?
Jim Hill: I know, I know. It’s like the three o’clock swim over from Fort Wilbeth.
Len Testa: The 3 a.m. swim. mean, know, yeah, three o’clock in the morning. I did not bring my water wings with me. I’m just curious about alligators in the water. don’t know if… Don’t alligators feed at night? mean, they probably didn’t think of it. That would probably be the only thing I was thinking of.
Jim Hill: But even then, I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the photographs, but when they actually got over there, was clear that when they came off the island, they thought they were going back. So they were, you know, mean, the…
Len Testa: So when Disney left the island, Disney thought, we’ll just be back in six months or something.
Jim Hill: Yeah, it’s so much, you know, between the schedules that are tacked up on the wall and the food that was still in the refrigerator.
Len Testa: Jim, you’re working Tuesday.
Jim Hill: Yeah, I was like, I’ll meet you at the island. But yeah, this is… And there were no less than three different concepts that they toyed with for using this real estate. There was the lost interactive experience lost you know the other division right they actually had protracted conversations and they moved very heavily through a development of a mist themed
Len Testa: that’s right I heard that was like on and off and on and off and on and off
Jim Hill: and I think in the end it and this is weird to say this you know had given the deal that Disney just made with James Cameron for avatar but it ultimately came down to why are we paying for somebody else’s intellectual property. Can’t we come up with something of our own?
Len Testa: The girl days. Yeah. When they can still think like that with a serious face.
Jim Hill: And the last version was a set of 12 honeymoon cottages.
Len Testa: yeah. But then it becomes a question of, so you have to have a boat. Boat on call. 24-7. You have to build some sort of support facilities out there. And it’s just sort of like.
Jim Hill: It’s now kind of a blank spot on the real estate because it was like, alright, that kind of makes sense, you know, the way Disney works is like, okay. What we make off of that? Show me what we projected to make over 10 years. Now show me what we’d have to spend up front. And if it doesn’t deliver, if the return on investment isn’t significant enough, it’s like, we’ll circle around to it. We’ll find an idea.
Len Testa: What is their goal? to break even within a year or 18 months or something?
Jim Hill: And to be well, well into profit by five years. And that if you can’t be showing that you’re broken even by year three, they’re not even going to consider it.
Len Testa: So Discovery Island is just kind sitting there right now.
Jim Hill: Yeah, and likewise, you know, you think about Fort Wilderness and River Country and in fact the other DVC that’s not supposed to be built.
Len Testa: Oh, they’re not supposed to be building, yeah, heard that too though. heard that from a couple of different places.
Jim Hill: Yeah, it’s just kind of interesting to me to watch them try to figure out new places to drop these things.
Len Testa: And so the reason why we’re doing this, I think we talked about this on a previous show, but the reason why Disney keeps building DVC is DVC revenue counts as theme park revenue for Disney. So they’ve become addicted to it every, every, every year. Their, their theme park revenue bottom line is padded by DVC sales. So DVC sales. So if they ever stopped doing that, there’d be a huge drop in theme park revenue that have to explain. you have to keep those plates spinning. But at some point, Jim, they’re going to run it.
Jim Hill: Well, that’s why think that’s why they’re doing a lot of right. It’s it’s let’s let’s think about something other than Orlando. So far that’s going so well. Again with the paperwork thing.
Len Testa: Alright, so let’s walk back to the contemporary, maybe we’ll do a walk through the lobby, see what’s going on over there.
Len Testa: It’s still a lovely day there, really.
Jim Hill: No, absolutely. But just one other little thing. You have to understand that before they flashed on the idea, they were going to have to raise up the entire site because of the little water tank.
Len Testa: that’s right. So when they were building Disney, the idea was that they had to truck in. Is who are the blowfish playing like a wedding or something? They sound like they’re really close.
Jim Hill: That’s probably the only thing they’re doing these days. No, but anyway, so yeah, so they had to truck in tons and tons of dirt to build up the land because essentially it was swamp back in the 70s.
Len Testa: That’s exactly it. But the original plan was Bay Lake was going to be the body of water. And in fact, where we are now would have been…
Jim Hill: in the contemporary. Would have been… There’d been three different themed villages back here. There would have been a Cape Cod themed village. There would have been a Tahitian themed village. And actually, know, following through on what had been built or what they were planning to build, the Persian resort.
Len Testa: But three little coves, each of them. Really? Around the same… So they ended up with three resorts, just not in the way that it was originally envisioned.
Jim Hill: That was always sort of the… That’s what we think we’re gonna need. We think we’re gonna need three. They’re 27. Well, can stop any time now. What was the thing about capacity issues?
Len Testa: So we’re walking into the lobby. I like the lobby. It’s interesting though that the lobby’s on the first floor and all of the main things, all the restaurants are on the fourth floor.
Jim Hill: Except for The Wave, which is first one. But again, you’re married to kind of the 1970s thought about how you do a reserve. I mean, for example, we’ve just gotten on the escalator and notice how tight the escalator is. The escalators were definitely built for a thinner people like Twiggy. And again, when you consider the ever-expanding American ass, it’s just sort of like, you know…
Jim Hill: This has always been one of those issues with this hotel with the steel and the concrete it’s like we should really do something about that. We should really relocate the steel and the concrete. What are we gonna do? Are we really going to spend the money?
Len Testa: We have to go up one more floor, right? So we’re on the sort of the second floor of the Convention Center stuff right now. Looks like they’re doing a little bit of work. Oh the columns are blue now.
Jim Hill: but you also know the significant place to… the contemporary occupies in American political history, right?
Len Testa: American, I know that, no, the only thing I knew about that was that the Beatles broke up here, There is Or at the poly.
Jim Hill: Alright, but this is actually where Nixon did the famous I am not a crook speech.
Len Testa: No, this was here? Seriously.
Jim Hill: Alright, he was looking for a friendly audience at that point in his presidency and it came out for, you know, Republicans in the state of Florida and, you know, just the Q &A and it’s like, well, you know, that would mean I’m a crook. I am not a crook. It’s right here, right here.
Len Testa: Wow, so we’re at the fourth floor now. We’re on the main floor of the Contemporary. We’ve got the… Oh, we’ve actually got monorails going back and forth. in the Grand Canyon Concourse. Now, it’s an amazing area space. I this is the one area where the design really does pay off.
Jim Hill: Yeah, I mean, here you can sort of see the full effect of the triangular architecture. You’ve got a huge open space. It’s bisected by walkways to either end of the floor but overall it really works. And then you factor in that you’ve got the charming Mary Blair tile work. It’s very early on that helped make this more of a huggy space because that’s the other thing that…
Len Testa: It’s sterile. The thing is sterile.
Jim Hill: Without the mural actually be… You know, just, you know, and this is sterile in like Logan’s run 1973 kind of way. It’s like, I’m sorry, that little crystal is glowing in my hand. I have to die now. But first, a snack.
Len Testa: So this is Contempo Cafe. This is sort of their trial at Automating Food Service where you don’t have waitstaff. So you get to see the tables, but you order from touchscreens, you pick it up at a central place, you pay for it, and then you go sit.
Jim Hill: it’s… What the test drove at Captain Cook’s over at Polly?
Len Testa: So Captain Cook’s came after this. This was, think, one of the first… Or maybe they were doing it at Pecos Bills?
Jim Hill: there I think it was Pecos Bills, Contempo Cafe.
Len Testa: Got it. Okay. Yeah, but it’s interesting. The food is actually cooked to order, which isn’t bad. So it’s not heat lampy, which you wouldn’t expect at a deluxe resort anyway.
Jim Hill: And it’s just a little odd because of the way that you touch screen, pick up food, pick up drinks and then pay. You would think that it would be order, pay, pick up, but it’s all the same. The interesting thing is they do survey people who stay at this hotel and one of the issues, oddly enough, people love the Monorail except that it’s slow. And that coupled with the Monorail station up here is again because we’re talking about the 1970s when people were thin, you know, it’s just, it’s a very tight small space, whether it’s the queue or the station or that sort of thing. And people really just sort of kind of feel like, know, so, but it’s one of these things where they acknowledge it. Look, we get this survey answer all the time, but it’s like, it means in order to fix this, shutting down the monorail. for roughly 18 months.
Len Testa: it’s not like you’re gonna reroute the monorail. not like you switch tracks. There’s only one way to go. They could simply reroute TTC to Grand Floridian and then back again. But then there wouldn’t be an express monorail. Then it’d just be ferries.
Jim Hill: No, absolutely. Absolutely. And face it, people pay a premium to stay here because it is a monorail.
Len Testa: Oh, I see what you’re saying. Yeah, so yeah, the contemporary would be walking distance, but it’s a 10 minute walk. And then, and how would you get people to Epcot? It’d be buses.
Len Testa: Yeah, and it’s and and we’re already dealing with the situation now or tech I was coming over today You know 10 30 in the morning see a bus as an employees getting there on two-lane roads across to see property You know it just it’s one way each way
Jim Hill: Yeah, it’s just it’s an infrastructure that worked really really well with one theme park three hotels 30 years ago. Yeah, and now you know we’re at this point where they’ve maxed out the system and it’s just sort of like they have to bite the bullet at some point.
Len Testa: And build more infrastructure.
Jim Hill: But then if you build infrastructure, then you’ve got long-term maintenance, you’ve got ongoing capital stuff.
Len Testa: go. So we’re going to take a walk out to the viewing area for Magic Kingdom fireworks. We’re going to go out on the veranda, the patio. This is actually a great view, so to our right is Bay Lake Tower. Jim, what’s that fountain in front of us, straight ahead? monorail passing overhead, it’s monorail burgundy? Purple? What’s the giant fountain that looks like Old Faithful
Jim Hill: over actually just found out about this, because again, anybody who’s coming to the property will go, what’s that? And it turns out that it looks like a fountain, what it is, is it’s aerating the pond. so algae doesn’t grow.
Len Testa: That’s huge. mean that spout is over the treetops.
Jim Hill: That’s it exactly. And in fact, they’ve actually gotten, they’ve had an issue with people pulling into contemporary security and asking about it. Wait, can I have the water spout view? And it’s like, no, we’re just aerating the pond. really sorry. It’s like, it is attractive, but at the same way, it’s become something of a curiosity factor. there are just about can we lower the height of this so it’s not…
Len Testa: mean really so it’s above the tree line and we’re standing on the fourth floor. it’s depending on how the wind is blowing and guess minute to minute or second to second water pressure it’s actually it’s pretty darn I would say it’s what it’s at least one one two three four five six it’s at least six maybe seven stories high that’s about as high as you can get water I mean it’s as high as you can pump water
Jim Hill: It’s not old faithful, it’s old frothful.
Len Testa: Okay, just trying to keep the… So we’re looking, let’s go look at the Magic Kingdom here. So we’ve got a set of about 12 seats here. Overlooking the Magic Kingdom we’ve got… Oh, here comes another monorail. We’ve got Space Mountain in the distance. I can see two monorails queued up to go into the Magic Kingdom. And then, again, perfectly blue sky day, not a cloud in sight.
Len Testa: The only thing that we can see now, two construction cranes and Jim is that a new AT &T cell phone tower in the distance there?
Jim Hill: I think it is, isn’t it? Why yes, why yes.
Len Testa: So actually I heard from the Orlando Sentinel that AT has installed a new cell phone tower on Disney property just for capacity during Christmas. I think that’s actually the tower right there. if you guys are looking at it from the contemporary, it’s almost equidistant between Cinderella Castle and Space Mountain, literally right in the middle. It looks like a construction crane from here, but it’s not really a construction crane. Although there are, at this moment, fantasy land construction cranes on either side. How much of that do you think will double back into next gen? They’re obviously…
Jim Hill: Good point. I thought it was just because I was complaining about it. No. I mean, if they’re gonna need that level of cell service just for Christmas, imagine what’s gonna happen when Next Gen comes in.
Len Testa: So real quick, what’s Next Gen, Jim?
Jim Hill: Next Gen is… You got a minute and a half. I have a glorious three hour presentation of this. You got a minute and a There we go. Oh, all right. The notion of Next Gen literally is you basically can carry your theme park experience in your hand, whether it’s your fast passes or the notion of being on board an attraction and having the AA figure turn and talk to your daughter. In fact, we were talking about this the other day, the problem with next gen is it’s hundreds of little things that will add up ultimately to sort of the ultimate personal Disney theme park and resort experience. And the irony is it’s all built on the back of technology.
Len Testa: Yeah, it’s interesting. So it’s not story, it’s not attractions, it’s technology.
Jim Hill: No, but it’s all these little, little things. But again, at the same time you’re to need so much bandwidth and such to drive all of these little personal experiences. I wouldn’t be surprised if we come back here in a year and see a companion for the tower, if not two, just so they can triangulate. come lightning strike time, woo.
Len Testa: That’s right, yeah, so now they’re essentially at a single point of no. Actually, it was interesting, I was here during December and I literally could not get a signal. You can almost tell what the crowd size was in the Magic Kingdom by how badly your cell phone was functioning. like from 6 a.m. to like 8 a.m., everything was fine. About eight to nine, really, know, call quality diminished. It was kind of tough to surf the web. By like 9 o’clock, literally, couldn’t get anything. Couldn’t make a call, couldn’t get text, couldn’t surf the web or anything. Then about 11 o’clock at night, get this flurry of text messages like, hey, I’m in the Magic Kingdom, it’s 10 a.m., where are you? You know, 12 hours later. And you get to, all of a sudden you have 16 missed calls, 26 text messages, and oh, by the way, the web works again.
Len Testa: Speaking of cell phones though, I actually on Saturday got into Tiki.
Jim Hill: Oh yeah, the revised 1971.
Len Testa: It was so funny to watch. was like literally you had an attentive audience for like 45 seconds and then the first cell phone came up and then the next cell phone came out. And I stopped counting at 15.
Jim Hill: 45 seconds. You’re not even through opening number. No, but it was like, right, I’m sitting down. Okay, birds singing. Got it. What’s next?
Len Testa: I think that’s what amuses the hell out of me, the whole notion of, you know, we’re gonna bring this back for nostalgia factor and it’s like, nostalgia lasts 45 seconds. Isn’t that great? It’s a great idea. What’s going on in USA Today?
Jim Hill: There you go. There you go. Should we walk to the monorail?
Len Testa: Sure. Let’s see what’s going on in the monorail. This is a lovely space. They should rent it out. They should charge money for this.
Len Testa: So Jim and I are walking past the detris of last night’s fireworks viewing. there were some, you know, there’s a long, like foot long things filled with sugar, the candy sticks. There were a bunch of those in various colors scattered below the seat. So it looks like one family was probably up all night.
Jim Hill: that. children in diabetic comas, one or
Len Testa: And one of the other kids passed out this morning. Just need, just need some pixie dust. And we’re walking back in. It’s still lovely day, I really can’t get over it. It was gonna be hot all week and then it’s cool done. It’s beautiful time to be in Walt Disney World right now. So we’re walking back through the Grand Canyon Concourse, walking past the Fantasia shop. The thing that I don’t like about the Fantasia shop, round Mickey ears in an otherwise angular building. Doesn’t go. If this had been pointy, if this had been like a pointy thing where you could stick an eye out with it, it would have been perfect design.
Jim Hill: Right? But it doesn’t go. You don’t to run at high speeds at the gift shop, kid. It’s not dangerous enough. That’s what I don’t like about it. It’s not dangerous enough. Well, but at the same time, mean, you know, the new design, you know, to fit into this, this angular space to try to turn this into a retop.
Len Testa: that’s right. Yeah. So, so the reason the ears are there is because they couldn’t put anything low because it would screw up the walking. Okay. I kind of get it. Still not an excuse.
Jim Hill: No, no, I agree. I agree. But I don’t know. It just, this is… They’re going to have to address issues with this hotel. I mean, it’s coming. We are still years away. But it’s interesting. Keying off of the fact that we’re here for the 40th and Disney is already making plans for the 50th, the big deal redo of this, in fact, queuing into the rumor that we talked about earlier about the poly. This between here and 2021, they’re doing a massive redo.
Len Testa: Because this will obviously, you know… Of the resort? Of the contemporary?
Jim Hill: They have to. Because, think about it, before the 50th, you know, the pressure is actually going to be on, I want to be in the hotel, they stay again. know, for the opening. 50 years ago? Yeah. But at the same time, you just, you have to address how many people… Think about it. How few people in electric cars can use this space?
Len Testa: Yeah, electric carts. the trouble with electric carts would be you’d have to take the escalator, even then the Russia on the fourth floor right now or sorry fifth floor were navigating the the metal guide rails that get you to the monorail, but yeah, they’re pretty tight actually I don’t know that you would get a I don’t know that you’d get a An electric vehicle through this you’d come up you’d come up through the escalator, but it’d be tricky. Oh somebody did it
Jim Hill: But if you talk with the people at Ops, for example… I was talking with a friend who works at Taunted Mansion and it’s like, you know, they’ve now made the queue there.
Len Testa: That’s right, there’s a little side detour that you can use for ECVs.
Jim Hill: But it means when you put an ECV in the stretching room, that vehicle takes up the space of eight people.
Len Testa: because everyone has their personal space around it.
Jim Hill: Exactly. Yeah, so it’s not just the space of the ECV, it’s that no one gets within six inches of it so they don’t get run over. And so you multiply that by how many ECVs you actually see on property these days. It’s getting kind of interesting. They like the money and they want to be fair to all guests. between what you have to do to queues, what you have to do to make shows accessible, the bus system.
Len Testa: Yeah, it’s a lot of stuff. Over over over. and we have our own monorail queue. This thing is interesting. Ooh.
Len Testa: Alright, so we’re headed over to the TGC. Any last words on the contemporary, Jim?
Jim Hill: It will continue to be what it is. It’s going to try to be the most modern hotel and property. As Tomorrowland proves, that’s a hard thing to do. One of the things I heard for NextGen is that, is it contemporary or Bay Lake Tower will be the ultimate or the highest level of NextGen amenities that you can get. So the idea behind NextGen is that if you stay at a value resort, you’ll get a few amenities. amenities. If you’re at a moderate resort, you’ll get a few more amenities. If you’re at a deluxe resort, you’ll get almost all the amenities. But then there’s this idea that they’re going to pick one hotel and that if you stay at that hotel, you get every single thing that NextGen could offer. Which hotel is it? Well, again, it’s interesting you bring that up because that hotel, he who cannot be named over by the polly, or excuse me, the flow.
Len Testa: You know, the whole notion is to pull that off is a certain level of wiring, certain level of, know, Wi-Fi has to be built into every room and, you know, the notion is do we do that for Bay Lake? Do we go in and have to retrofit change of technology or right from the get-go we do this with the flow? so you do go back and pay the money to retrofit an existing building or as you’re building the Grand Floridian DBC from the ground You can use that building as your beta, you know.
Jim Hill: right, right, right. So that’s what I’ve heard, but again, I do know that there is a certain tug of war going on between Bay Lake and, again, DEC.
Len Testa: You know what they need to do? They need to put small Spanish ships in 17th legion and just let them fight it out like we did in the 17th century.
Jim Hill: That’s right. The Polynesian will be dug out, canoes coming out to fight. That won’t last long, but you know.
Len Testa: Yeah, so we’re actually passing now the Wilderness Lodge on our left. up on the skyway in the sky. Or the highway in the sky, sorry. And we’re pulling into the TTC. You can sort of see the poly in the distance.
Len Testa: Alright, Jim, so we’re pulling into the Polynesian… By the way, this is my favorite Walt Disney World Resort right here, the Polynesian. I love the ambiance, I love the landscaping, it’s beautiful. It’s actually one of the smallest resorts too, right?
Jim Hill: It is, it is.
Len Testa: So it’s my sentimental favorite. God forbid, Jim, God forbid, anything should ever happen to this resort.
Jim Hill: Why do you say that, Jim? Well, just this morning… are some rumors making the rounds in regard to the future of this resort, in particular what may happen. This may be shut for quite a while to repair some pretty scary issues.
Len Testa: Some, structural issues?
Jim Hill: If the rumors are true, we’re talking things like sinkholes. And, you know, mean, this, this, you know, the interesting thing is that it wasn’t all that long ago. They redid a lot of the longhouses here for, you know, mold issues and, you know, it’s just an older hotel type thing.
Len Testa: I’d heard some of the, some of the stuff that they did in the reef for back, what, like 2005, 2007 was actually propping up sides of the buildings that had begun to, to crumble. So, so like the ground giving way, by the way, we’re, we just came off the monorail. We’re now on the second floor of the Polynesian to our right is the new Kona Sushi Place. By the way, have you tried the sushi over here?
Jim Hill: No.
Len Testa: It’s fantastic. So apparently they pulled chefs from California Grill to staff this. So it’s actual sushi people, not people that, you know, were serving at Ohana and then coming over here and learning how to slice and dice rice. We’ve got Ohana, sorry, we’ve got Kona to our left. We’ve got Ohana in the far back and we’ve got retail spaces to our right.
Len Testa: But you know what else I like? I like the smell of the poly.
Jim Hill: No, it has always had a distinct sound, distinct feel. In fact, you know, it’s interesting that this is your favorite because this is, according to Disney’s own internal service and such, this is the hotel that when people have stayed here before, they’re most likely to request, you know, that they want to go back. They love the feel of it. They love the convenience of it. You know, in fact, just the other night I was over here and it was and was watching the Halloween fireworks from here.
Len Testa: Oh yeah, it’s a great view of the fireworks from here.
Jim Hill: Absolutely, and it was fascinating to watch literally the hundreds of people who had come out to do just the same thing. Whether they were sitting up on the little hillside where they built sort of the wedding platform or you know turning their chairs away from the screening of Tangled they were having.
Len Testa: Oh, they were doing on the beach?
Jim Hill: Yeah, there, they all screening.
Len Testa: I like that idea actually, it’s good for kids. we’re standing over right now, the waterfall in the middle of the lobby. We’re looking down, there’s a small circular not small, it’s actually huge. It takes up the entire center of the resort. But it’s a multi-level waterfall with a ring of water around it. It’s quite, see it’s not obtrusive, right? It’s just the right amount of background noise. We’ve got green plants that literally go from the first floor all the way up to the, almost to the ceiling. So we’ve got these palm trees on the side. We’ve got an open, clear roof again. It’s perfectly sunny day. You see the arches for the, main building, I guess the canopy that’s holding the ceiling up is above us. It’s actually not that crowded here right now, but it’s still a pretty dynamic place. So you’ve got smell, you’ve got sight, you’ve got sound. If someone was giving us pineapple drinks, we would have taste.
Jim Hill: There we go.
Len Testa: Let’s take a walk around, Jim. Let’s go out. You want to go restaurants or retail?
Jim Hill: Let’s start restaurants. In fact, we could wander over to Ohana.
Len Testa: So Hana is the family style, all you can eat meat, meat man, you’re right, sausage, pork. Pretty much if it’s got hooves, it’s on a skewer somewhere, plus shrimp.
Jim Hill: But at the same time, this is a ridiculously popular concept that, you know, they… In fact, it’s been interesting to watch how the lobby, which standing here in the lobby that is bumped out to be the waiting area for yeah, so this is new. So it used to be the one corner of the resort was dedicated to the Ohana waiting area. But now it’s essentially taken up one entire short side of the resort. They’ve moved the check-in desk all the way out so literally one that’s what one quarter of the one quarter of the square lobby is now dedicated to Ohana waiting and Ohana itself. you know the the interesting thing is again that this used to be a wonderful space on the second floor and and it’s still got chairs that guests can sit in and and you know during this time of day when there isn’t so much demand but this kind of doubles back on what we were talking about over at Tomorrowland where they have the terrace areas that sit empty for nine, 10 months out of the year that are then used for seasonal dining. And they make up enough money on the seasonal dining to let it stay closed.
Len Testa: So this is interesting in the way they’ve got the seats set up. they’ve got seats going all along one wall and then an open space of about, I would say, five or six yards, maybe 10 feet, maybe 15 feet. and then another row of chairs. It’s almost like the adults sit on the side and the kids run around in the middle.
Jim Hill: That’s pretty much it, know, just carameling between the parents. again, the two to three hours when Ohana is doing maximum business, they need this. The rest of the day…
Len Testa: So breakfast and dinner, right?
Jim Hill: you go. The two hours are on breakfast, the two hours are on dinner.
Len Testa: We’ll take a walk around. Anything new going on with Ohana?
Jim Hill: You know, it’s… know, in fact, when we were over at Animal Kingdom taking our survey on the way out, know, the Ohana is kind of staring down the gun. of every Disney restaurant right now where there is an initiative from on high about we need healthier food.
Len Testa: really? So hold on, so you’re saying that the pork, sausage, filet, and shrimp skewers are not…
Jim Hill: You know, with the complimentary bypass.
Len Testa: So wait, so Jim, if I understand correctly, each of those animals eat vegetables. And if you eat the animal, aren’t you getting all of the vegetable goodness?
Jim Hill: I think you actually have to eat a full vegetarian to get the…
Len Testa: Oh, one entire vegetarian. One entire vegetarian. That’s what does… Okay, I’m a little mistaken then. got to do poofs and everything. So we’re looking at Kona now, actually. Kona, like I said, Kona’s pretty interesting. They’ve got the new sushi place, which is fabulous. People should go to it. It’s very one-on-one service. Kona itself, actually, not very crowded, but it’s lunchtime right now and it’s an easy reservation to get.
Jim Hill: No, absolutely. But again, it’s just fascinating to watch. Again, go… 40 year old facility that they continue to tinker with whether it’s you know bumping out waiting areas or you know can we mix up the menu over here?
Len Testa: Have you tried the Eggs Benedict over here Kona? Okay I came here I was a little bit on the way to the airport. Everyone thinks Tonga Toast I’m telling you Eggs Benedict it’s got a pork hash pork hash with it best thing on the menu I don’t even like Eggs Benedict it was fabulous.
Jim Hill: No just literally came here to visit a friend on the way to the airport it was just like could not stop eating the Eggs Benedict.
Len Testa: Okay, well, I’m glad I made the trip. But yeah, it’s it’s, it’s, but the other thing I find fascinating is all of this straight off the monorail.
Jim Hill: Yeah. You know, I mean, just literally capture them as they get back.
Len Testa: Yeah, so this is, this is a great, lobby for either coming from the monorail or from or just getting it off of your car. Would you say that most people make the entrance, most people come into the poly from the first floor or from the second floor?
Jim Hill: Well, traditionally they come in from the first floor, but again, you know, when they’re tired and you know, that’s when they’ve got them off of the monorail, which is again, gift shop, you know, our little retail space here where it’s getting drinks or snacks or.
Len Testa: so you come back, you’re a little bit thirsty. It’s great design.
Jim Hill: It’s you know and again I know that they’re you know theme park fans will ding is the over and over again about getting The minor touches wrong or get the big things but something like this where it’s 40 years of finessing the design You know, that’s that’s brilliant up there.
Len Testa: yeah, it’s still it’s a hugely it’s lasted 40 years I mean, okay, so you get one or two complaints from the kids in the background, but whatever And but at the same time look we want to go to lobby and oh look a DVC sales point. So. Oh, it’s running and apparently the screen saver is running Windows XP Professional. By the way, Disney, you’re listening to this, that’s going out of support very, very soon. You definitely want to upgrade to Windows 7. All right, so let’s walk out to Lua Cove. So the big thing around Lua Cove is the redo of Captain Cook’s. How’s that worked out for them?
Jim Hill: I was in there literally a couple of nights ago and frankly. People like to be able to order their own food. They like, you know, it being freshly made. But the cash wrap, you know, is just, it does, it’s obtrusive.
Len Testa: The cash grab you say?
Jim Hill: The cash wrap, place we actually go to, you know, to pay.
Len Testa: Oh, the cashiers. Okay. It’s it’s kind of counterintuitive, the layout. It is. Cause you, cause you kind of go to the right to get your food, back to get your food. Then you’ve got to come back to the front to pay. Then you go up into the left to sit. is counter-artut. Up and to the left.
Len Testa: So we’re coming up on the volcano pool right now. So we’re actually looking out straight out towards the Magic Kingdom. Cinderella Castle is directly in front of us. We’ve got the main poly pool in front of us. In front of that we’ve got the giant volcano to our left. We’ve got the longhouse to our right. right in front of us. See if you can see the island there.
Jim Hill: can everything. Depending on the time of year and the growth, you can sometimes see the pieces of the wave machine. So the wave machine, the wave machine. This this was actually an opening day feature for this resort. A wave machine out in the middle of Bay Lake. Seriously, the stars seven seas lagoon, the exact same sort of machine that’s used at Typhoon Lagoon to make the artificial wave. is out there on the island.
Len Testa: Really?
Jim Hill: It ran for six months. And in fact, there’s this great shot of Dick Nunes, who was again, a huge surfing enthusiast.
Len Testa: I was going to say, he surfing?
Jim Hill: Yes, mean, literally. And it was such a wonderful, I mean, it was literally this authentic island experiences. The surf crashed in. But sadly, nobody at Disney had thought, well, when the wave goes out, what happens?
Len Testa: No one thought, oh, erosion.
Jim Hill: Yes, that’s exactly it. The beach went away. And it was like, all this beautiful white sand that they’d hauled up and rigged. it was like, and it was. And now it’s at the bottom of seven seas.
Len Testa: Well, you know, but it’s just it was literally one of these situations where it’s like, we love it. We know it works.
Jim Hill: But we just had not taken into consideration how it would do in an open body of water, which is when they revisited it, when they revisited the idea and built Taikun Lagoon, I mean it’s… cement bottom pool. You know, there is the little sand feature.
Len Testa: Right. But see, literally you can see, Oh yeah, you can totally see where the water would come out right there. There’s a, there’s a little inlet in the island. It’s a, it’s totally obvious. That whole piece right there. And it’s just literally a dump tank and it was just, and the wave would roll in this direction. So now we’re actually behind the Hawaii building at, at the Poly. Now we have an unobstructed view. We’re almost, if we stepped one foot forward, we’d be on the white beach sand. of the Polly in our immediately chair left you can see the Grand Floridian you can see the the spa the wedding pavilion there are a couple of a couple of small resort launches boats running back and forth again perfectly oh you got the ferry in the distance you guys can hear the ferry horn
Len Testa: Not crowded at all, but boy, is, the monitor is running. Jim, this should be a panoramic photo right here. This is beautiful.
Jim Hill: Absolutely, absolutely. But the interesting thing, standing here at this point, we actually have, we can see the contemporary, we can see the, but we can also see, you know, just. the other three hotels that were supposed to be built for opening day. mean, for example, we look across the way, this is the Grand Flo, but that is also, was originally the site of the tie.
Len Testa: know, that the- Yeah, the Persian resort?
Jim Hill: Well, no, Persia was actually going to be-
Len Testa: Oh, they’re going to do lots of- So they’re going to do- Oh, okay, Persian tie. Okay, cool.
Jim Hill: So that they, in effect, they tie in with the issues that the poly is supposed to have with, you know, in regard to sinkholes and that sort of thing. Right next to where the- Between the contemporary and the TTC, there is a piece of property that at one point was supposed to be the Venetian Resort, which ironically, know, again, they’ve got one those in Vegas. There you go. How about that?
Len Testa: Actually, it’s lovely to be in.
Jim Hill: Yes. Yes. But again, it’s a sinking city, which again, which was perfect about this spot because they kept putting in, you know, the pilings, the test pilings to see what the site could hold and they would just sink out of sight. But it was such a sort of accuracy in architecture that they didn’t want. So, you know, all right, they abandoned that idea. And but it’s such a primo piece of real estate that the Imagineers return later to the same piece of property. And they propose doing a Grecian. And the idea is, OK, we’ll do lower buildings further out and we’ll sort of put, you know, a dock area and same thing. They would just put in construction pylons, go to hammer them in. And they just there is no bottom over there. Wow. This is all, you know, just. Again, this was all swampland. And they built it up, But you know, the Persian would have been between basically out, in fact, very close to where the boat dock area for the sort of the harbor where everything is taken back to be worked on, that sort of thing was constructed. But it would have sort of loomed up over the horizon at Phanus Island. In fact, long range. That kind of sort of would have fit in.
Len Testa: That would have been terrible.
Jim Hill: but you it and again would have been kind of a hard sell as the oil crisis begins and they know exactly the person you know, it’s a sort of hostage crisis but Come stay at the hotel. Well, we promise you can leave but all beautiful blue minarets and you know, I mean it really was a fantasy building
Len Testa: Nice. So we’re walking. I’m still walking back behind the the Hawaii building. This is the concierge the club level building Wonderful rooms actually. you get some of the patio floors here, these are wonderful to watch the fireworks. In fact, the best Disney vacation I’ve ever had where I didn’t have to work, and those are few and far between, one of best ones I’ve ever had was Tiki Fest, Steve Seifert’s Tiki Fest. Back in 2007, we got a room at the club level here at Hawaii, and it literally did nothing but sit and relax and talk to Steve for like two whole days. Steve’s family. You know, just met people from Diggie. So this was funny. I brought Hannah. So it was just, it was the first father daughter trip that we’d ever taken. So we were staying in one of these buildings, one of these rooms right here in the middle of Hawaii. And do see that in front of the building, there’s that little hammock right there. Hannah fell asleep in the hammock because it was a day like this. It was, it was nice. It was cool. You know, sun out, not crowded at all. The thing that, the thing that was interesting was a rainstorm had come in. it got to, cooled off a lot and then the rain started to fall. Hannah was still asleep in the hammock.
Len Testa: There’s lightning crashing, there’s hail coming down, there’s pelting rain. I was like, Hannah, Hannah wake up. Hannah, you gotta get inside. Finally I had to pick her up in carriers. She’s like, something wrong? Why am I wet? She was out. She was out. I only had to walk the 30 yards, but this is really relaxing. The other interesting thing about this first floor here at the Pauley is because the walls aren’t that big between rooms, you actually get to know your neighbors. It’s not like a…
Len Testa: You know, at the other Disney Resorts, you’re essentially, you’re walled off. in your little cell and that’s it. There’s no conversation between the two rooms. Here it’s actually much more open and you’ve got this huge green lush lawn in front of you. can let the kids take their shoes off and run around directly in front of you and you’re sitting in the shade. They’re running around having a good time. You’re hopefully sitting on a lawn chair, sipping on Mai Tai or something and just watching everything go on. There’s plenty of activity to look at. mean, there’s boats passing by, there’s monorails passing by. the parasailing, occasional guy riding in the sky, you know. And you’ve got the Magic Kingdom up in distance. It couldn’t be prettier.
Jim Hill: No, absolutely. This is, know, is sort of a… Again, this is why people come back here. They have…
Len Testa: favorite resort, man.
Jim Hill: They do… This is the quintessential, you know, Disney theme park experience.
Len Testa: But think about it. I this is a much more intimate feel. I mean, look at it. You can’t… If you turn around, right, you can’t see more than 20 or 30 yards in the distance, but there are walkways there that you can see, right? So look, so now we’re turned around. The Hawaii building is on our right. Magic Kingdom is on our left. We’re looking at, Steve Seifert would kill me, but one of the long houses right next to Hawaii. There’s a little path that goes off to our left, but it’s just that you can’t see exactly where it’s going because there’s some lush green plants. You’ve got some palm trees in the distance that kind of tell you, yeah, it goes a little bit to the left, but we don’t really know where it goes beyond that. Why don’t you come take a look? And then there’s another walkway over here to the right. We’ll take the one to the right.
Len Testa: So you walk up to the right and then there’s another walkway and it goes somewhere towards the interior of the resort. But here’s the irony. This is the exact same construction technique for this hotel was the one that was used for the contemporary. This is the modular rooms built slotted, know, literally over here with a crane, slotted in. So it was a shell, like an erector set, that they slid rooms into. Now mind you, that was only for the original sets of hotels. By the time they began expanding.
Jim Hill: the buildings have settled right Nate? So the idea right, the idea was that as the rooms needed refurbishment you would just pull the room out almost like a semi trailer and then you would refurbish it and then you’d slide it back in. then the building started to settle, things became not square. And more to the point, know, the people, Disney had had the falling out with the people who actually had… created this construction technique, US Steel. So any of the new wings, the newer buildings, were all done traditionally. They all done in the traditional construction style.
Len Testa: That’s a shame. Conceptually, the idea was brilliant. You need to refurbish a room. You take out the old room. You put in something temporary so you don’t lose the room. right and then when the new room comes back you’re
Jim Hill: Brilliant. absolutely but at the same time it’s just that you know the weird thing of it is is our idea of Convenient and future. You know, I mean again, this is this is what Wow, this is groundbreaking for 71 now You know the whole notion of somebody is like wait a minute My hotel room is the exact same as every other hotel room in here. Yeah, you know, it’s like no I want special. I mean, that’s the age we live in now It’s it’s customization. That’s that’s the age that we live.
Len Testa: Yeah, we’re walking through now we’re we’re coming up on the Walking by Lua Cove and again Steve would kill me but there are a bunch of different longhouse Again though, same sort of theme, right? You’ve got the first floor balconies, people, patios, which people can walk out on. You notice too that everywhere we’re walking, they’re facing away from the sun. Very, very smart, good design. So we’ve got the Neverland Club coming up to our left here. That’s actually still pretty popular for kids night out, right?
Jim Hill: Yes, but I remember it had only been open a little while and I came by… to sort of take a look at it and actually it was one of these things where it’s like I had to borrow a child. There are theme parks like that in the UK where you can’t get in if you’re an adult alone. Can I rent a kid? That one will do right there. How much for the children? Just the one. Take that to toehead one please. How much for the ginger? Yes. But now, it’s just interesting to watch how they’ve marched this concept out, with the effect of, you’re a parent, do you want to get away from your children for while? Let us take them. Here, have a Mai Tai. There you go. As we’re coming to the Neverland Club, I guess a little bit of background music here. A little musical interlude for our…
Len Testa: So I love you guys know you guys are listening to the podcast know that I love Mike Nolan Mouse World Radio So I think it’s one of the most fun things that you could do Or to set up as background music while you’re going about your day So so at work if you want to get a little fix of Disney, there’s always there’s always Mouse World Radio They’ve got four channels some of them are subscriber base You got to subscribe to live 365 But the funny thing is is Mouse World Radio has this Polynesian loop and it’s the entire Polynesian background loop
Jim Hill: Oh, but they do this war drum thing
Len Testa: I love it all. mean it’s all very except they do like this 15 minute thing of war drums And I swear to God 30 seconds in the second time you hear it you’re like, I gotta find another channel. Let me see some Westworld radio too because it’s it’s it’s the one thing I don’t like is the is that particular part of the Polynesian background music. It literally is the only thing I don’t like about the resort is the war-tinting background music. know that’s a small quibble, but I just want to give a shout out to Mike and Noel over here. Again, you could save that song. Save up all your stapling for the day. That’s all your shredding. look, the war-tinting is on. Time to get the shredder out. So what is this? Is this runoff here? This looks new actually. So Jim and I are walking back to the main lobby. We’ve got the monorail on our left. And here looks like they’ve put a watch way almost for water drainage. They’ve got a huge number of rocks and this actually doesn’t look very Hawaiian because they’d be black. they’ve got these rounded sort of boulders. It looks like a gully or a basin for runoff.
Jim Hill: This is the new green Disney.
Len Testa: This is the new green Disney? so it’s less long? Because this is a lot of rocks. is about, so it’s a channel. It’s about… So at 10, 15 feet wide and running all along one entire side of a building. this, this a erosion control?
Jim Hill: More to the effect of it. it, you know, drainage here gets interesting. I mean, if you look up behind us, we’re dealing with a very, very heavy slope.
Len Testa: Oh, right. So yeah. So the, so we’re sort of a, about halfway down. There’s a mound of dirt that rises about six feet higher than us on the way to the monorail. And then it actually slopes down towards the building. And now that I’ve said that if there’s a six foot slope, actually like a 12 foot slope from the top of the one thing to the building, I totally understand why they just put a drainage dish there. Nevermind. Looks significant for a while there. But all right, this is where they put half. We’ll just leave it at that. Okay. All right. Good enough.
Len Testa: Actually, we’re walking back towards the main building. Actually, this is a pretty nice entrance. Once you get past security here, if you’re dropping off at the front, it’s not a bad entrance. I don’t think it’s as formal or as impressive as the Grand Floridian entrance, which is actually a pretty nice under the portico. But this still isn’t bad. the thing I like about it, the thing I actually like about this the most is, like any good entrance, you’ve got a transition area from outside in the sun to indoors, and that’s a covered space. right that introduces you to the architecture and the theming right so if you if pull in you’ve got sort of the dugout canoe effect with the with the brown cross beams here you’ve got the tiki torches going you’ve got waterfalls on either side and somebody gives you a flower lay to come in so it’s a it’s a great entrance it’s not again not as formal as the grand floridian but again this this resort isn’t as formal as the grand floridian
Jim Hill: no and more to the point you really do get a sense of you know this in fact I don’t mean to be mean about this given that we just spent a day wandering around animal kingdom but you kind of know where to look here you kind of know where to go here you know no one no one tells you the front desk is this way so they just kind of kind of guide you this is a wonderful
Len Testa: Oh, well, hey, look at that snake. The island is moving. It’s probably a water cleaner. OK. Oh, this is the city. So Jim and I are just to the right of the entrance. walking up. There’s a small island. it’s about four feet long, about two feet wide. It’s got plants on it. And it’s literally floating. And we can see it moving throughout the small waterfall lagoon area to the right. And by the way, that water is crystal clear. So I’m thinking the thing that’s floating there is an actual water cleaner. I want one of these areas in my house. So we’ve got the tiki torch. We’ve got the sort of the signage or the decorative stick figure that’s, there’s the fishes pointing you in the direction. And then you’ve got the waterfall, beautiful area. Also another waterfall to your left. Also wonderful. So we’re walking in, and a bridge too, a bridge. That’s a great transition experience right there. very good. So we’re coming into the lobby again, another waterfall. To the right we’ve got check-in services, to the left we’ve got Bell Services. It works out really, really well. I think this is a great one. You notice the hidden Mickey right here in the slate, right in front of the entrance. remember when there used to be animals in here?
Jim Hill: used to be parrots.
Len Testa: Yeah, there used be parrots in here. What happened with the parrots?
Jim Hill: Well, kind of like Discovery Island. Somebody has to pay to feed the animals and more to the point, you know, if you really want to go see animals, we have a theme park. me buy, you a ticket and get you on a bus.
Len Testa: this is a shame. All right. Any last words for the for the Polynesian gym? We’re going to hop on the monorail and go to the Grand Floridine.
Jim Hill: Works for me.
Len Testa: So we’re back. We’re continuing on our monorail resort tour. is singing because we’re over at the Grand Floridian wedding pavilion. We just walked over from the poly. The wedding pavilion is on our right. Sorry, the reception area is behind us. The pavilion itself is to our right. Actually, my brother got married here.
Jim Hill: Did he really?
Len Testa: He’s still married too, so there must be something to it. It’s lovely actually. the wedding pavilion. It’s sort of a non-denominational church-like structure. And there’s an altar. But behind the altar is an arched window which perfectly frames Cinderella Castle. It’s a complete coincidence, I’m sure, but it works just from a visual. You just can’t get anything better than that.
Jim Hill: Well, and that brings us to the classic story of the year of the… What is it? The 25th anniversary?
Len Testa: Yeah. Where they did the castle as the…
Jim Hill: As the cake.
Len Testa: by the way, you got this giant birthday cake in the background for your wedding photo. And they literally, they had brides who were just furious about…
Jim Hill: Apoplectic over it?
Len Testa: Yeah. I got a monorail going… Monorail black coming over us. Hello, Monorail Bach. Hello, people in the Monorail. So we’re walking towards the, we’re walking towards the spa, the soon-to-be-extinct spa, or actually something’s… Jim, there’s some… there’s a huge blue wall between the wedding pavilion and the main building, the Grand Floridian. says, please pardon our appearance. This area is being refurbished for your future enjoyment. Jim, what sort of future enjoyment might they be having?
Jim Hill: D-V-C. Again, this is where people want to be. want to be… to the Magic Kingdom? Close to the Magic Kingdom. They want to be near the monorail. so, they’re systematically walking around and doing just this. So the walls, by the way, the blue walls extend out past…
Len Testa: So from the beach, from the seven seas lagoon beach, all the way to the walkway, the blue walls extend out. In fact, the perimeter of the blue wall extends past the monorail. So again, Jim and you and I talked about this on the way over. know, Disney’s recently announced that the monorail is only going to run for one hour past park closing for Disney Resort guests. And so we contacted Disney and said, well look, is this a permanent thing? Is this a budget cutting thing? Or are you guys just doing this to… Increase the amount of time you have at night to do DVC construction for the Grand Floridian and of course Disney hasn’t announced Formally the construction of the Grand Floridian DVC. So all we got back from them was we don’t know anything about a DVC and Yeah, it’s as far as we know it’s permanent at least but you know So they were completely insulting our challenges because they had to file permits for the DVC. There are permits on file with the Orange County Construction board, you to a lot of the the construction to continue But at least they didn’t say, well, we did a survey and guests don’t want them on a roller run for more than an hour. Guests actually asked us to do this. At least they didn’t insult us and say that.
Jim Hill: Well, I think this is what I always find fascinating about. Disney’s as a company of storytellers in the… They’re remarkably bad about lying. The line could use a little bit more. For storytellers, that should be their unofficial motto. For storytellers, we suck at lying. The other thing, for them, it’s sort of like they’re big into the once upon a time and the whole notion of you’re doing once upon a time and somebody runs in and goes, Rosebud was a sled! this story.
Len Testa: No no no no no. Back up back back up. hold on. So we got a little bit to say there’s not a break. As you say there’s a little break in the wall but but there’s not. Can’t see anything from here. I’m sure Disney’s secure to be honest like yeah. Incidentally. Hello. So we’re walking. It’s actually a nice walk. It’s not as shaded as I as I originally thought it might be. They could put trees on either side of the walkway by the way to increase the shade. But now we’re walking up behind looks like we’re behind one of the the Grand Floridian pools and we’re coming up on the main building. in the straight ahead of us, we see the main entrance, the portico, also the monorail station for the Grand Floridian. We’re sort of walking into the west side of the.
Jim Hill: The building? was about right, yeah. It’s lovely structure, it’s big. No, but at the same time it was, this, as we mentioned earlier, is the site of what was supposed to be the Venetian.
Len Testa: This was going be the Venetian, right.
Jim Hill: But when Eisner came in, and again, this is for better for worse, this is the hotel that Eisner fell in love with and became the architecture patron. This one. All those ugly hotels are on the back of this one. Michael just got fat. with architecture working on this hotel. But the argument was if we’re putting a brand new hotel into Walt Disney World, rather than doing the Venetian, you know, because we have the Polynesian right there, why don’t we do something that ties in with Florida’s own history? And this is, the idea behind this is this is one of the great resort hotels from the 1920s.
Len Testa: So the Flagler era of hotels.
Jim Hill: That’s exactly. So you take the train down to Florida for your vacation and this is the sort of place you’d stay in.
Len Testa: And time as we’re walking, we’ve got an area here to our left that’s going along the walkway. Between the walkway and the monorail, there’s this huge path of overgrown grass. So this must be the grass equivalent of the stones we saw at the Polynesian, where this is supposed to be Disney’s cheap attempt at water runoff control. So if you’re standing here looking at the path, the grass in the median between the path and the monorail is a good foot taller than everything else and you can kind of see where the mower or lawnmower sunk into the the mud in one area so this must be where they’re doing a runoff between the monorail and this that’s kind of funny so so apparently they run out of they ran out of money for stones and they’re just letting the grass grow over here I guess can’t see it it’s fine it’s backstage
Jim Hill: More to the point, we are literally at the edge of the construction site. Trust me, when we have finished with our not DVC property, you will see all sorts of landscaping, all sorts of plusing because, you know, what people will be paying to stay there.
Len Testa: That’s right. and I heard that they’re actually, so one of the interesting things about the, the DVC, that’s not a DVC that’s going in here, they’re actually putting, they’re taking some of the beachfront real estate and converting it to parking. So you’re going to have beachfront parking at the Grand Floridian.
Jim Hill: That’s that’s an interesting use of real estate So but but again, it’s just the notion is they want to mix it up They want to mix you know the whole notion of you arrive I mean you literally park your current step out you’re looking at seven seas of Lagoon.
Len Testa: so what’s the so it’s the it’s the entrance experience that they’re doing there that Okay, I kind of make sense now now I get it. Thank you Jim Thank you Jim for making sense of Disney’s real estate design for me again storytelling stories all right So we’re walking into the Grand Floridian we’re open the doors by the way Jim have you ever had tea at the Grand Floridian?
Jim Hill: Yes, yes. fabulous. I’ve had, I mean, have a tea in England that’s not as good as this.
Len Testa: Well, get it, but it’s one of these things where, can I have another little tiny sandwich, please?
Jim Hill: Yes, please. More cucumbers, sir, more cucumbers.
Len Testa: So we’re walking into the Grand Floridian. again, oh, so one quick design item on here. So when you’re coming into the Grand Floridian, you don’t actually walk immediately into the lobby. Just like at the Animal Kingdom and just like at the Magic Kingdom where you walk in and your view is constrained by a low ceiling. Same thing at the Grand Floridian. You’ve got, um… You come in from the side, there’s a low, I’d say maybe it’s a 10 foot ceiling, that constrains your view almost all the way until you get to the lobby. And then the lobby opens up and it’s BAM, it’s four or five stories of view all available to you. So it really makes a remarkable thing. You’re walking in, you’re slowing down, you’re looking up. It’s really great way to do the space. And as beautiful as it is now, in five or six weeks when they do this for Christmas.
Jim Hill: yeah, they’ll put in the big gingerbread house, actually made out of gingerbread. It’d be like Home Depot meets Betty Crocker. it’s insane. And in fact, there are families that literally, you know, they book their vacation around when you’re putting up the tree. And they will come out.
Len Testa: When is the gingerbread coming up?
Jim Hill: But it’s literally, it’s an event. They will stay up all night and watch, you know, they…
Len Testa: watch the tree?
Jim Hill: They watch the tree go up. That’s nice. It’s a event. No, it’s just a wonderful moment.
Jim Hill: Now, it’s… What I love about this hotel is just, again, the sense of space. That, you you come into this feel of the 1920s, of what it must have been like to stay in Florida at that time. But yet, you know, the various little Disney touches. You know, in fact, this is also the hotel that a lot of the celebrities stay in, in fact. Besides that, Shamin.
Len Testa: Of course. I have a sister-in-law who was staying here and it was just one thing she kept, whenever she got in the elevator, it was Drew Carey. Like he’s operating the thing. Third floor, lingerie. After about the third or fourth day, it’s like he turned to her and said, okay, let me tell you where I’m gonna go.
Jim Hill: Exactly. In fact, you know…
Len Testa: You’re here again, it’s free? Is that good for you? Because clearly we’re on the same schedule.
Jim Hill: At one point, know, that’s like Sister La Sherie, it’s like they’re literally over at the ice cream place on Main Street and Carrie came up to her and it was like, literally, deliberately this big comic scene, like, look, I told you to stop following me. And then just sat down with the family and it was just, but he also, he loves the Disney parks. fact, he ran the Disneyland Half Marathon.
Len Testa: Did he really?
Jim Hill: Yeah, he was there. He’s lost a ton of weight. He’s lost like 180 pounds.
Len Testa: Yeah, he looks good.
Jim Hill: He barely looks like himself. Well, that’s a thing, you know.
Len Testa: The funny thing was, we were at the Disneyland Marathon, right? Half marathon. you know, they’re calling out the past winners of the race, know, like 10 minutes before the race, they’re calling out celebrities. So they put the camera on Drew Curry. And I’m telling you, that man could not care less that he was on camera. He was trying to ready to psych himself up to run. He was getting mentally prepared. Get that damn camera out of my face.
Len Testa: It’s either here or Yacht or Beach Club when they bring the people in. Candlelight professional.
Jim Hill: Candlelight professional. Yeah. you know, but the notion is that, if you’re going to put me up here and bring me to Disney, I’ll do it.
Len Testa: Yeah. So. That’s not bad. Should take a walk through the
Jim Hill: Sure, sure. We have a piano. We’ve also got on the second floor of the Grand Floridian, we’ve got space for the orchestra. And then we’ve got the, is this a bird cage here? This is like a two-story.
Len Testa: Yep. Or is it a people cage, Misbehaving children, go here.
Jim Hill: And for Rupa Salt. No, I mean, again, early on when they were trying to do this in the Authentic 20 style, again, your live orchestra at night, in fact that’s… And they do have a live orchestra at night. it’s such a definitive sense of space. And then you look here, you’ve got your caged elevator.
Len Testa: That’s right, the elevator and the birdcage are both cages that… one’s a people cage. There you go. it just… But it kind of makes sense thematically. The other thing I like too is that the stairwells are not So there’s one stairwell, it’s sort of off to the lobby. All the stairs are off the lobby. You can’t actually see them. It’s an interesting design thing. And the elevators too, as well.
Jim Hill: But at the same time, this is one of these hotels that because of the level of detail, because of the marble floors, there is so much upkeep, so much…
Len Testa: Oh yeah, have you ever been here like at 2 o’clock in the morning?
Jim Hill: No. So you should walk around at o’clock in the morning. It’s non-stop activity. It’s like they’re painting a boat every night. I think they start at one end and work their way to the other.
Len Testa: So we’re coming up on the Grand Floridian Cafe. It’s actually a nice space. looking out, we’ll walk out the back. Let’s walk out the back real quick. And we’ll come back in and do the rest of the main building. Grand Floridian Cafe, lovely view. And it’s got that of quintessential Key West, you know. early Florida sort of view you’re sitting at a table but all the tables have these views on these huge windows these windows are like two foot squares and they overlook well you can see the the other buildings in the background the one of the other K buildings in the background but it overlooks a fountain and then you’ve got a huge pool in this it’s the Grand Floridians pools are like the size of small small atolls they’re huge huge pools
Len Testa: Actually, one of the best photos we have for the color companion. I don’t know if it’s actually, if it made the cut or if it got cropped, but we’ve got this photo of one of the Grand Floridian pools. And it’s from the edge of one side of the pool. And in the middle of the pool is this family of ducks who apparently thought, Lake Tower, Grand Floridian, sorry, Bay Lake, sorry, Seven Seas Lagoon, Grand Floridian Pool, same thing. It’s nice. So we’re walking up towards Narcosis, sort of towards the Magic Kingdom. clockwise direction for the parks. Have you ever stood here?
Jim Hill: years and years ago.
Len Testa: Yeah. I have a love hate relationship with this resort. Why is that? So I think the theming, the outside theming is lovely. I like the walks. And I like the pool sizes, size. And I like the fact that it’s not very crowded late at night. The thing I can’t wrap my head around, two things. One, the cost is incredible. And then Disney bills it as its flagship resort and as a deluxe resort, but it doesn’t compare to, let’s say the Waldorf is a deluxe resort or the the Rich Carlton is a deluxe resort. I don’t think that anyone who stated those three resorts would put, or those two resorts plus this one, would put the Grand Floridian in that same category. Those are legitimate four and a half five star hotels. This is a four.
Jim Hill: But at the same time, it’s just, this is one of these hotels where the proximity to the Magic Kingdom coupled with the design, you know, it just, if it’s not a five star, it looks like a five star. On the outside, looks like a, okay, legitimately looks like a five star on the outside. again, it’s not, when it comes down to amenities and stuff like that, it’s, well, it’s got the spa. But they just think in terms of room quality and in terms of, let’s say, concierge service. probably not the same as the Waldorf for the Ritz-Golton. How many hotels have a yacht that you can rent? mean, have you?
Len Testa: I’ve never actually been on the Grand…
Jim Hill: Let’s go to the other…
Len Testa: So, Jim mentions the yacht because we’re actually walking by to the right between… on the way to Narcissus and we can actually see the Grand I. Yeah, we could rent a yacht. How much is the yacht to rent, wanted for the day of the evening
Jim Hill: I think for the evening it starts at 1500 really and then from there it’s like you want food you want you want a captain I’ll do it myself it’s it’s very impressive very fast
Len Testa: okay so we’re walking up towards the marina right now between between buildings we can see the the grand one this is the captain’s shipyard
Jim Hill: Yes, I did a fireworks cruise on this once. Again, not on my dime. Got invited out to, you know, chat with Thurston Howe III. There we go. Turns out, Thurston Howe IV. You know, but it was so bizarre. It’s just why? Because again, it’s just this whole notion of, you know, you’re out on the water and then you park and you sit there with your champagne flutes and you then talk about the little people. Actually, you probably don’t talk about the little people because it doesn’t occur to you to think about the little people.
Len Testa: I said to the flash then, well you can’t get off.
Jim Hill: Exactly. We’re going to be talking for two or three hours and it’s like. It’s like the event at the Magic Kingdom the other day where you could come in but you couldn’t leave until they told you you could leave.
Len Testa: So a lovely view actually of the marina right from right here. is our outside conkey. We’ve got the grand one right in front of us. I’m on a green walking by and then in the distance we see the the floats for the electrical water pageant.
Jim Hill: Again, we are here just for the 40th anniversary. And the irony is that was literally slapped together as a… It’s a bunch of lights on floats, on barges.
Len Testa: know, you know, this is only gonna be here for, you know, welcome to Mickey’s Starland.
Jim Hill: exactly. Hey, that lasted 20 years, In fact, it was funny last time in the hotel watching the Spanish channel for Disney and it’s like, hey, Spanish people can still go to Mickey’s Starland. That’s right, that’s They haven’t changed that. The, huh, that’s weird. How do you say I’m sorry in Spanish? This doesn’t exist anymore.
Len Testa: So the other interesting thing I think about this, so we’re looking at it, over the marina and there’s this little inlet where the electrical, the water pageant barges sit. Is that the only reason there’s not a walkway from here to the Grand Floridian to the Kingdom? Because you could, I mean look, you could walk to the Magic Kingdom from here. mean, it’s a little bit of a hike, but it’s certainly not much farther than what we just did from the Polynesian to the Grand Floridian. Why isn’t there a walkway? And the other thing too is, Jim, you noticed there’s lights over there by where the monorail just passed? There’s a walkway that goes from the Magic Kingdom Literally to the very end of the land by the inlet where the where the electrical water pageant barges are stored all they have to do is pave the other half between that and the Grand Floridian and put a put a bridges and they’d have a thing why don’t they have a walkway there
Jim Hill: well, you know if actually if you remember the The commemorative pavement stones.
Len Testa: Yes, I remember that we walked over a bunch of them actually on the way here
Jim Hill: If they had sold better There would be a walkway? mean, literally, was supposed to remember with the walk around the world. was, you know, of that was the plan. And they did. There was a plan or at least there were designs drawn up for, you know, what would
Len Testa: we like a tour of the Grand One? I would love a tour of the Grand One. May we have a tour of the Grand One? This is fabulous! do I do? This is total luck! Smile? How about a hug? about a hug? I am extremely happy about this. Wow, come aboard! We’re expecting you! The love boat! This is totally unscheduled, but we’re getting a tour of the Grand One. This is amazing! So we’re walking down, is Captain Gregory.
Len Testa: Thank you. Just Greg. Just Just Greg. Oh, it’s informal here. are actually staying at the Grand Floridian tonight, so this is totally could possibly be legit. Wow, this is we’re actually walking on the we’re on the dock right now. We’re walking onto the onto the boat. Wow, this is incredible. Laurel talked us into this. This is great. Thank you so much. Captain. Pirates. So.
Len Testa: So we’re on the grand windows, so we’re walking in. is a very plush room. Ooh, leather seats.
Len Testa: Wow, this is nice. Here’s the sink. So there’s a sink for drinks? guess we’re gonna do drinks. This is the sink for washing your dishes. Okay, so this is where someone else washes my dishes. This is stove. There’s a stove in here!
Len Testa: So we’re living room. Let me see if we can describe this. We’ve got seats for one, two, three, four, five, five people, all leather. It’s air conditioned. We’ve got a small TV. We’ve got a little console there. We’ve got a small kitchenette. We’ve got a table for dining with one, two, three, four, five, six more seats. It actually goes down. There’s more. Well, the bedrooms are down here. There’s bedrooms in this thing. Dude, I’m so renting this. my God. is amazing. One bedroom.
Len Testa: There’s more than one bedroom here. Here’s two bedrooms. my god. Look at this. so there’s okay. So we’re in the green one There’s a small bedroom here. It’s so what this This is a this is a full bed, I think But it’s got lighting. my god. This is amazing. It’s got a closet This is like a Japanese hotel room though. is wonderfully small. Oh, it’s got a little skylight. And then there’s another bedroom with, oh, there’s a bathroom too. Oh, this is like the world’s smallest shower. Dude, you’ve got to make up your mind before you get in this thing. What you’re doing. This is, wow, this is nice. That’s a small, it’s got to sit down in the shower. So we’re in the shower. It’s like an airplane shower times maybe, sorry, airplane bathroom times two. And then this is a door. Ah, door to the other thing. To the first bedroom. And then the other bedroom.
Len Testa: Wow, this is nice. It’s got, again, essentially the size of like two or three, maybe the size of three airplane bathrooms, but it’s got a full shower with a seat. It’s got a small sink. It’s got a medicine cabinet. It’s got, I guess, place to hold onto rails. It’s got a small head. But then the master bedroom is really amazing. Think it’s got an elevated bed. It’s about hip high, so about three feet off the ground. It’s a, what is this, a full? It’s a queen.
Jim Hill: It’s got a TV console, it’s got windows on either side with shades, it’s got a sunlight?
Len Testa: Skylight. Thank you. You can actually go out through there. It’s an escape hatch. That’s awesome. this could be, if I needed an evil lair, this could be the escape hatch. Wow, this is really nice. This is incredible, and this is storage. closet space. Nice. So could you spend the night on this if you wanted to?
Captain Greg: You could live on here if you’d like.
Len Testa: I mean, you could rent it for the night like an entire day.
Captain Greg: You can’t but I mean it worked this morning.
Len Testa: see if it works. Yep, it’s working. There’s another so he’s he’s pressed a secret button and and the stairs are raising up and washer dryer. There’s a washer dryer under the stairs in the boat. This is amazing. That is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I think we lost Jim. Jim is stowing away apparently. Wow. for vacuum?
Captain Greg: Yep.
Len Testa: Central Vac? Of course, because every boat needs a central vacuum system. So what do you rent the Grand One for?
Captain Greg: rent the Grand One for… $520 an hour.
Len Testa: $520 an hour. So 24 hours would be $12,000 a day.
Captain Greg: Pretty much. These are bulk rate for…
Len Testa: You wouldn’t be able… I don’t know if you could 24 hours because it takes a crew of two. they would have to alternate two crews. Okay. But you could rent it from like 8pm to 8am?
Captain Greg: Probably could, yep.
Len Testa: But according to this you can rent it, you know, for example somebody took there for 25th birthday
Captain Greg: We have somebody who was in 25th
Len Testa: 25th Oh kids My husband my wonderful husband rented my 25th birthday Kids, I love them We have somebody who rented it so they could ask
Captain Greg: it was Ethan asked Erica to marry him on
Len Testa: Proposals? Oh proposals, that’s a great idea
Captain Greg: We have a couple that took their parents out for the 50th anniversary
Len Testa: Oh, that’d be so nice But again, it’s just it’s the sort of thing you do for Something hugely significant. So where does the crew stay while you’re living it up in here?
Captain Greg: Up above?
Len Testa: floor. There’s another floor?
Captain Greg: Yeah. That’s where you drive it from.
Len Testa: Oh, that’s right. There’s no wheel here. The wet bar’s up there also.
Captain Greg: There’s a wet bar.
Len Testa: Of course there’s a wet bar. How did I not know that? So 5.20 an hour. 8 p.m. to 8 It comes with two crew.
Captain Greg: Two captains basically.
Len Testa: captains. case the first captain can’t fulfill his duties. don’t think he’d be to get as many people in this as La Cama. It’s like a autopilot. We did an event yesterday where we rented out La Hacienda at Epcot for 300 people. And yeah, which was was a great event. It was a lot of fun. It was like signing for a house though at the end. But this is just a whole other level of awesome. Very cool. Well, thank you. This is great. Thank you so much for this. Coming up. Wow, that was unexpected. That was fabulous. that’s where the cruise stays. So wait, so just to tell you the difference between crew and guests, the guests have this lovely thing. The crew essentially have this plastic enclosed thing. At least you have a padded seat up there. So that’s not bad.
Captain Greg: Guests can also go up there some some guests go up there also to watch because they do the fireworks.
Len Testa: Oh fireworks cruises Yeah, so they think some of the guests will go up there and watch it too. That’s fantastic too many most of them Yeah, I’d say that 18 18 18 people It’s amazing. It’s one two Three four five. Oh, that’d be great. Does anybody get seasick on this? Is it does it rock a lot or is it because you’re on an enclosed bay?
Captain Greg: It’s not bad I don’t think anything on these lakes would make this thing rock.
Len Testa: Okay, yeah, looks like it’s a pretty substantial craft. Well, thank you, Gregory. Thank you, Gregory. This is wonderful. Thank you. Wow, that was awesome. I’ve never seen anything like that before. That’s incredible.
Len Testa: I don’t think we can top that. I don’t think we can top that. That was great. let’s walk back to the Grand Floridian. We’ll talk a little bit about it. Just sort of to wrap up this series. That was incredible. So anything, so Grand Floridian, DBC, when is the DBC coming online? you know?
Jim Hill: Oh, if all goes according to plan. And remember that they’re going to have to build out into Seven Seas Lagoon. There’s going to be construction footings out there for your parking lot entrance thing. We are talking… 2013?
Len Testa: Oh, so a couple years yet.
Jim Hill: Yep. It’s going to have lovely views, but the what is the view of the DVC going to be the poly or the contemporary? What’s the view?
Len Testa: Interesting question, because there’s actually an island that’s going to obscure a certain part of this, and part of the plan is, can we do some selective cutting there?
Jim Hill: On the island?
Len Testa: Yeah.
Jim Hill: Oh. you know, that gets interesting. know, because it just sort of like… If we start talking about demolishing an island?
Len Testa: Yeah, just to improve the
Jim Hill: Oh, I can see like a one-time Krakatoa type event. Where they sell the hell out of it. It would fit in with the Polynesian theme. Some sort of virgin sacrifice. We got the crocodile thing going on. Bring me a Disney princess, I’ll do the Completely fits in.
Len Testa: That’s great. Alright well, Jim what do say we head over to Epcot and see what’s going on over there?
Jim Hill: Fabulous.
Len Testa: Thank you guys for listening to the show. We’re heading over Epcot next so that’ll be another episode. This is Len Testen and Jim Hale signing off. Stupid Judy, stupid energy. This has been a production of Mouse World Radio.
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Epic Universal Podcast – Aztec Dancers, Mariachis, Tequila, and Ceremonial Sacrifices?! (Ep. 45)
Release Date: April 4, 2025
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Jim Hill and Eric Hersey return with more Epic Universe updates, rumors, and retro fun. From the Universal Portal Tour and Express Pass prices to Ghostbusters speculation and a throwback to Universal’s 1968 Mardi Gras event – this episode covers it all.
Eric’s Surprise Trip to Universal During Blackout Dates
Eric and his family were gifted a last-minute timeshare trip to Central Florida for Easter week. Unfortunately, their Power Passes are blacked out during the exact dates they’ll be there, leaving them with only April 12 and 13 to squeeze in a visit.
Jim’s Delayed Visit to Epic Universe
Jim shares that Nancy is scheduled for hip surgery on May 20 – just two days before the park opens. With flying and long drives off the table during recovery, Jim is likely postponing his first Epic Universe visit until September, possibly during IAPA.
Epic Universe Portal Tour Coming to Five Cities
Universal’s hype-building campaign hits the road with immersive Portal Tour setups featuring Kronos Tower photo ops, props, characters, and a collectible passport. Stops include:
- Orlando, FL – April 6 at Lake Eola Park
- Atlanta, GA – April 13 at Atlantic Station
- Philadelphia, PA – April 20 at Penn’s Landing
- New York, NY – April 27 at Flatiron Plaza
- Chicago, IL – May 4 at Pioneer Court
Permit Filed for Rip Ride Rockit Demolition
Universal filed a permit labeled “Project 902” that hints at demolition and reconstruction at the Rockit site. While no official confirmation has been made, the language in the permit strongly suggests a major change is coming.
Ghostbusters Attraction Rumors
Fan speculation is swirling around a potential Ghostbusters-themed attraction replacing Rip Ride Rockit. Reddit and forum posts mention a vertical layout and the possibility of reusing the New York backlot theming for a ghost-busting shooter or dark ride. Jim and Eric discuss the likelihood – and whether Fast & Furious is the more realistic option.
Monster Makeup Experience Now Bookable at Epic Universe
The Dark Universe land is offering guests the chance to become a classic Universal Monster using real prosthetics and special effects makeup. At $149.99, the package includes the transformation, a collectible lanyard, themed box, and photo ops.
Jim questions whether this experience will last or suffer the same fate as past attempts like Disney’s Pirates League. Eric compares the time and money commitment to face painting and Bippity Boppity Boutique.
Express Pass Pricing and Ride List Revealed
Universal confirmed the pricing tiers and eligible rides for Epic Universe Express and Express Unlimited. Prices start at $89.99 and may increase on peak days. Eligible rides include:
- Stardust Racers
- Mario Kart: Bowser’s Challenge
- Curse of the Werewolf
- Hiccup’s Wing Gliders
Drone Show Uncertainty for CineSational
Following an FAA suspension tied to a drone incident in Orlando, Epic Universe’s planned drone elements – including flying dragons over Isle of Berk – may be delayed or canceled entirely.
Jim notes that Disney encountered similar drone setbacks, with examples like the Quinjet project and Fantasyland dragon. Operational challenges and legal constraints often ground these high-tech spectacles.
History Segment: Mardi Gras in Mexico (1968)
Jim walks through the history of Universal’s 1968 after-hours “Mardi Gras in Mexico” event – a bold experiment in entertainment that included Aztec princesses, tequila tastings, and aerial performers.
The event featured:
- A recreated Mexican village marketplace
- A sacrificial princess stage show
- The Papalanta Flyers – performers who dive from a 100-foot pole as a ritual
Jack Benny’s Vault and the Creature Photo-Op
Universal originally planned a walkthrough attraction based on comedian Jack Benny’s vault, complete with gags from his TV show. When the vault concept was scrapped, they replaced it with a photo-op featuring the Creature from the Black Lagoon. The illusion used a curtained window and well-timed movement for a practical jump scare.
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Walking Disney’s Hollywood Studios: Lost Attractions, Muppet Studios, and Imagineering’s Unbuilt Dreams
Join theme park insider Len Testa and veteran animation historian Jim Hill for an immersive walking tour through Disney’s Hollywood Studios. In this episode, the duo explores the fascinating architectural history of the park’s entrance, uncovers the high-stakes corporate deals made with MGM, and pulls back the curtain on legendary, never-built attractions—including the mythical Muppet Studios and a massive Monsters, Inc. roller coaster. Whether you are a lifelong Disney fan or an architecture enthusiast, this deep dive reveals the Hollywood that never was and always will be.
Walking Disney’s Hollywood Studios: Lost Attractions, Muppet Studios, and Imagineering’s Unbuilt Dreams Transcript
Len Testa: Hi, welcome to another episode of the unofficial guide to Walt Disney World Disney Dish podcast with Jim Hill. I’m Len Testa. We’re here today at the Disney Hollywood Studios, the one park that we’ve not yet covered. Jim, we have a lot of pressure here because, as you know, sequels are an embedded genre within the American experience and there have been some very good sequels. The Godfather 2, The Empire Strikes Back, Break Into Electric Boogaloo. There’s a lot to live up to. Do you feel any pressure here about getting started?
Jim Hill: Well, you took my electric boogaloo joke. Sorry, man. Pressure. What pressure? I’m fine. All right, we’re All right, so we’re starting today. We’re just at the entrance of Disney’s Hollywood Studios. We’ve just passed the entrance, actually, past the turnstiles, which are designed in a streamlined modern architecture. We’ve got the Oscar’s super service across from us. And we’re standing in front of Sid Kahuna’s One of a Kind, Antiques and Curious. Jim, what do you think of when you first get to the?
Len Testa: the studio’s entrance.
Jim Hill: The reason this park is the way it is, is because of Epcot. You have to understand that, you know, you’ve heard the joke, the acronym, that with Epcot is everybody comes out tired. That was a massive park and opens in 82. And they learned the hard way by creating this giant park with huge roadways and that sort of thing that people got overwhelmed. so when it came time to do…
Len Testa: you know at that was then known as disney and jam they bob weiss did a very clever thing they think you know just you knew from the complaints that they had to get if they had to address it make they literally hit the reset button and went back to disneyland and so what’s really intriguing about and jim is in fact that sadly the had a sort of disrupted this but
Len Testa: the cd literally bob got the length from the entrance of disneyland coming under the train station to the castle and that’s literally the distance from the gates here to the compete all its interest in stiles to the convention is the same distance as the exact same distance more of the point again or the the if you honestly if you take a look at it the scale of the buildings here along hollywood boulevard are disneyland it’s that intimate you know again the notion of let’s have an intimate experience in hollywood
Jim Hill: as opposed to a large grandiose experience. more to the point, that’s also why he picked the period that he did. This is all, all the architecture here is from 1920 to 1935. You know, and all one year, but again, what’s fascinating about it is.
Len Testa: Each of the individual buildings here, the Crossroads of the World icon building to Darkroom, these are all legitimate buildings in Los Angeles. You can go see some of them. That’s right. But that Bob himself stitched together to give this unified view. It’s incredible. But no, it’s a beautiful park, and particularly at night when the neon goes on. It’s very pretty at night. It’s actually a great park for architecture. Absolutely. Absolutely. And in fact, what’s kind of ironic about this whole thing is that as the guys were designing,
Jim Hill: Cars Land for California, they came out to study the neon here. Nice. but I know it’s a very charming park except for the screaming people. There’s always screaming people in a Disney park. So Jim, know a couple of things or a couple of design elements on every Disney entrance.
Len Testa: are the same. So you mentioned, I think when we go through the Magic Kingdom, they’ve got things like the camera shop on your right and we’ve got the darkroom here. What else is the same? What else is similar on the studio? Well, again, if you think about it, pretty much if we go around the corner here, the little coffee shop, that sort of thing. The notion is that people, as they’re entering the park on the right, are looking for things, whether it’s sunscreen or hats or I need my coffee and my donut. It’s right there.
Len Testa: Sadly though, the design of this park kind of falls apart once you get past its main street or its retail corridor. Why is that? Well, part of it is because, you know, for example, Sunset Boulevard was never built the way it was initially intended. That, you know, Tower of Terror was literally supposed to be one of five e-tickets that were going to be built over there. really fun. God, between Dick Tracy’s Crime Stoppers.
Jim Hill: know, Roger Rabbit’s Choontown Transit. was some amazing stuff that was gonna be built back there. Wow. Is it still on the drawing boards? mean, still stuff that they… Well, they’re probably not gonna go back to Dick Tracy, but… Well, the interesting thing about that one is that they actually built a full-size mock-up in the warehouse in Tahunka. And even when Dick Tracy was not doing the business that they’d hoped…
Len Testa: They were still trying to sell the Oriental Land Company on building it. And so a friend of mine who actually worked the mock-up said, the thing is the Oriental Land Company executives never travel alone, they always bring their wives. And so here are all these nice demure wives of giant corporate citizens of Japan.
Jim Hill: you know so they’ll go to the to the warehouse and they literally watch their husbands do the demo nearly drive around and and it literally there in these forty style
Len Testa: The
Len Testa: And it turns out the Japanese women were so much better and lethal and blowing. They were like, can we go again? It was like years of suppression and aggravation. The Japanese executive gave kind of a cursory, it’s like, okay, this is cool. The wives were blowing up the room left and right like, this is great, we gotta build it.
Jim Hill: Sadly no, did not go ahead with it. Let’s do this. Is there anything else on Hollywood Boulevard descent that we need to discuss? Otherwise we’re going to to the left. Well it’s worth noting, in fact, again you gotta remember this was the first park that was designed understanding that was going to have street-mosphere. for example… they specifically designed… really? Craig Mcdowell, Tony, in fact just up here I believe… we’re walking up towards the Keystone Clothiers.
Len Testa: water pipes in that the cast members could open and close. know, the Hollywood, you know, the Department of Public Works would have props to work with. that’s classic. You know, you know, example, the windows here. wait, we’re, we’re… made them practical so people could open the window and yell down and heckle at other people in the street. so at the, on the vintage shops in the, What’s that, what’s that store right there? the, the hat store. There’s a, the windows actually open?
Jim Hill: yeah, you know and I guess the other thing that frankly got lost here was that if you were here during the the first six opening months of the place You know, for example the five and dime literally had five and dime merchandise I mean you could go in and get you know plastic bracelets and I mean you walked in and it was the 1940s It was amazing. That’s fantastic
Len Testa: But, you know, again, the design continued right up to their castle, the Hollywood, you know, the Chinese theater. In fact, the only thing that Disney did differently, they literally, they got them to unearth the actual blueprints for the Chinese theater. I mean, it’s, you know, the exterior detail is dead on.
Len Testa: Right up until the actual roof, which they extended slightly because again, this is supposed to be the Hollywood that never was. So just to give it that little bit more of a fantasy edge, a little more of a fun edge. That’s right. The roof is sort of in the real Grumman state of the roof is sort of shrunk a little bit. It’s not quite to the scale of the rest of the building. This is the stuff I like this. So we’re standing outside right now. actually on at Sunset Plaza and Echo Park Drive. It’s the back of the Clothier shop and it’s still really well themed. It’s sort of an Egyptian.
Jim Hill: sort of theme in the back, right? Or a Chinese theme in the back. And it’s an ATM machine, but it’s surrounded by these giant dragon mouths, almost like lions guarding the gate of an estate. And that’s the thing that’s ornamenting the ATM machine, which I really love. mean, that kind of detail is lacking in a lot of other parks. Here, it’s wonderful. Absolutely, absolutely. But again, you know, the…
Len Testa: But these parks reflect the times that they were built. you have to remember that when this park was built, know, we’re talking, know, Disney turns the key on it basically in 85. And there was considerable pressure to get this built because, know, Universal. That’s exactly. And Eisner was privy to what Universal’s plans were. knew when it was going to open and we had to have this open ahead of that, you know, to claim the higher ground. And but the problem was that, again, this is 1985 Disney.
Jim Hill: that they haven’t really had a hit film since Herbie the Love Bug in 69, which is why they had to go out and literally cut the deal with MGM, to get their film library, to get people and characters to drop into these parks. How hard of a deal did MGM drive knowing that with Disney? Well, that’s an interesting part of the story, because it honestly wasn’t a very good deal at all, that for $100,000 a year,
Len Testa: starting and then it would creep up incrementally over 20-year period till, you know, final one licensing fee of a million dollars per year. Disney got the MGM name, they got, you know, Leo the Lion.
Len Testa: and they got access to basically their entire film library. $100,000 for the first year? When Kirk Corian found out he was furious, Kirk Kirk Corian, the head of MGM, and he actually spent the better part of five years in court trying to get the name away from Disney, because of course… After they signed the contract? Sellers regret? You Because again, you have to understand that this wasn’t just going to be a single part. There was a Disney, MGM, Japan in the works. There was a Disney, MGM,
Jim Hill: In it’s part of the opening special for Euro Disneyland. They devoted five minutes to get the studio part. Well, they had to do that contractually for Paris, right? Yeah. But anyway, so they were really struggling to find things to fill this park with. So the nice thing is that MGM is filled, excuse me, that Imagineery is filled with all these film buffs. So for example, we’re standing across from Min and Bill’s here, Wallace Berry. That’s right. There’s a lot of great…
Len Testa: affection for film history here. Again, the front part of the park holds together. It’s again, we begin to wonder out things get a little weird. That’s right. So we’re over in Echo Lake right now. Jim mentioned Min and Bill’s. we’re we’re we’ve got our backs to the Hollywood and Vine restaurant. And notice that the there’s office rents signs that say no actors. That’s great. And then in front of us is Echo Lake. Looks like they’re doing a little bit of construction or they’ve they’ve drained Echo Lake.
Len Testa: Oh, mean, it’s Winsor & McKay. mean, literally, first cartoon stuff.
Jim Hill: Clicking on buttons.
Len Testa: But speaking of cartoon searches, over here, know, 1928 building here, just behind that, we have the Eddie Valien’s offices. In fact, that was honestly when this park opened in May of 19, May 1st, 1989, that was the biggest film Disney had done up until that point. So Roger was everywhere in this park. You know, I mean, they literally painted his little pink feet, well, giant pink feet on the pavement to lead you around the place. Oh, that’s great.
Jim Hill: In fact, the finale of the backstage tram tour was as you came through New York Street, you actually passed the Acme warehouse and here was the dip machine out on the street spraying you. If there are any tunes on board, they’re in trouble. Oh, that’s great. All right, so anything about the Tune-In Lounge or 50’s Primetime Cafe? Well, now this is a big favorite restaurant. fact,
Len Testa: This was sort of the starting point of a new form of Disney dining. Really? Well, think about it, prime time. mean, you’re eating in these highly themed nooks and here’s mom feeding you comfort food. And not only that, mom gives you attitude. mean, this is kind of on the parallel track of, you know, this came into the world about the same time the Adventurers Club did. right. You know, the notion of let’s do Disney show but in a different way. And, no, there’s a reason.
Jim Hill: that this has stayed as popular as it has. People just walk out of here and evangelize for the dining experience. She made me stand in the corner because I didn’t eat my vegetables. It was cool. It was cool, exactly. Oh, funny. It’s not a bad restaurant. The bar was actually pretty good, too. Have ever had the peanut butter and jelly milkshake? Not with my cholesterol. No. It’s actually pretty good. We’re walking up towards the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular. Now, here’s something interesting,
Len Testa: So we’re walking up towards it. On the left hand side we’ve got the Indiana Jones Adventure Outpost, which is the store where they sell all the stuff. But if you go back a ways back here, they’ve actually got props. Have you seen these? Oh yeah. They’ve got props for the Indiana Jones show. They’ve got tanks and cars and stuff. But nobody ever goes back here. Is it a standing room only area? Is this where the queue is supposed to go when Indiana Jones becomes popular again?
Jim Hill: You know every 20 years, you know, if you actually look in the ground here You can see the recessed points where yes that the you know, the the poles are supposed to go in and direct people back Yes on the ground that folks know these little circles these little brass circles where the the velvet rope as it were would that would go but in the very back here back behind the Man the sound stage. We’ve got we’ve got army cars. We’ve got the national lifestyles tank
Len Testa: We’ve got like a camp and stuff, all the stuff that very few people ever see. Yeah, I mean this is prop work that actually they pulled from Last Crusade. And in fact, that was what was kind of interesting. I have to remember that when this first opened, Last Crusade hadn’t been released yet.
Jim Hill: and 89 right and so what ended up happening was they are remember very simply being here for uh… the the opening press event and they’ll only showed the sort of the the the giant you know fight on the wing part of it uh… because again this was still in technical worse with that it stayed in technical reversal to well into the middle of the first summer of operation here because they were just weren’t but you know it’s part of the press conference you know people ask well all right
Len Testa: So this references the first film and a little bit of the second film. Will we see, you know, pieces of threefold internet? It’s like, well, we hope so, you know. I guess we should be happy. They didn’t continue that. We’re now watching the Crystal Skull Show. The interesting thing is you mentioned the Prop Shroom 3 and you notice on the left hand side of the tank, the art, our right hand side.
Len Testa: There’s the gun turret that exploded when Indy the rocket. That’s it exactly. And the only reason I that was because Last Crusade was on TBS last week. I happened to see it. Other than that, I know nothing about the movie. We named the dog Indiana. Is there any plans to refurbish Indiana Jones? boy. You would think that because it’s a stage show and they’ve got such elaborate props that refurbishing the show is like a multi-year project.
Jim Hill: And Disney doesn’t do multi-year projects like that well. That’s one of those things where the budget has to be done in a year. Look, I’ll tell you from having been down here in 95, 96, in fact I was here for an after hours event.
Len Testa: It was, it’s the Minnie’s Moonlight Madness. It’s, it’s, you ever heard about this? It’s a cast member event held after I was in the park where you’re bungied to three or four of your friends and, you know, racing through the park, answering trivia questions, that sort of thing. my then wife, Michelle Smith, and I had done it the year previous with, literally, my daughter Alice, it was only like three or four months old at that point, and she was in a Snuggie.
Jim Hill: Tied to your chest. Tied to my chest. That’s great. And they didn’t have an issue. So we went the next year to do it. We literally brought Allison a stroller. And nobody caught us till we were literally in the backstage area where suddenly this is rather a Fisher’s manager. It’s like, you’re going to have to take your child out of here. And it’s like, you know, this is a contest for adults. And it’s like, but she was here last year. It’s like, well, that may be the case. But it’s like, car is miles away. I have a giant Emil Younga stroller. The guy says, all right, tell you what.
Len Testa: know, one of you, one of your two parents are gonna have to stay out. So, and watch your child. But I can take you to a conference room backstage where you can sit and watch television, and it’s like, you know, and it’s like, okay. And we’re grumbling the whole way, and they take us deep into the administration building to, open up a conference room, and literally, the walls are covered with all of the concept art for Fantastic Cover. And you’re like, I’ll stay. I’m good, I’m good here. I’ll stay with the baby, I’ll stay with the baby, I’ll stay with the baby, I’ll stay with the baby. She loves me more!
Len Testa: Literally, you know, it’s like I’ve been there for hours sucking the art off the wall. I mean this is version of Fantastic for example that instead of the Pocahontas canoes had the Nautilus and the idea was that Nautilus came out from stage left the squid came from stage right and Mickey’s on stage and again I honestly wish they’d done this because it’s Mickey on stage playing this giant organ that’s belching steam and there was there were two versions of the art one was just Mickey, know hitting the organ and the other one was Mickey literally with the half mask for Phantom
Jim Hill: Look away So but among that to bring this full circle But among the pieces of art that’s always on the wall were all of the expansion pads for this part And one of the things they designated was right behind this area here You know, they’ve literally the overlay and on it said Indiana Jones adventure as in they were seriously considering in the 95 96 timeframe Pulling this down and dropping the Indiana Jones adventure, right?
Len Testa: from Disneyland in the park. Really? Yeah. That would have been interesting. It’s one of the few rides where I would say cloning it is probably an okay thing. It’s a good ride. Oh, I agree. And if you had to get rid of this for that, think everyone would say, most people would say that’s a fair trade. Anyway, long story of the story is I wish they had invented the digital camera 10 years I was gonna say, yeah. Kill me, kill me. Jim and I are right at the Indiana Jones prop that says warning, do not pull rope. So we’re gonna pull the rope and see what happens. Here you go.
Jim Hill: come on! Fuck, man!
Len Testa: Alright, that’s a little treat for you guys. Alright Jim, let’s keep going through Echo Lake. So we’ve got, we’re passing Indiana Jones on our left. It’s shuttered right now because the first show it’s not till I think 10.30 or so, 11.30 so we got a lot of time there. They’re doing a one, two, three, four, five shows today. That’s actually not bad for a late February show. We’ve got, we’ve got coming up straight ahead what’s left of Sounds Dangerous Jim.
Jim Hill: Sounds dangerous. Well, you know, now it sounds seasonal, you know, and more to the point if what they’re saying is true, we’re going to see that, what is it? comedy warehouse show come back. Did you see that during the holidays? No, I did not. heard great things about it though. Though I also heard that frankly that, you know, when the fire marshal came through and saw the amount of equipment, you know, again, you need a lot of equipment in the theater to actually do this.
Len Testa: It was one of things where it’s like, you can’t actually put that stuff against the door! So I saw it actually over Christmas, between Christmas and New Year. yeah, it’s a relatively small stage. They had drawn a curtain behind sort of half the stage. on it was every imaginable prop that they would have needed. So they had the piano, they had boxes full of…
Jim Hill: large, goofy hats and costumes. And then they had a blinking Christmas tree, which was, you because it was seasonal and stuff. that was good. It actually wasn’t a bad show. You could tell, though, that the improv guys hadn’t done improv like that in a long time. I think we caught one of the first shows that they had done. you could tell everyone was a little rusty. Parts of it were very funny. Parts of it were, you know, I just need to get through the next 30 seconds of this skit type thing.
Len Testa: And that was interesting. I’d love to see them bring it back there because it adds a little bit of, you know, the old days, you actually had more live performances here. no, no, absolutely. I mean, that was the whole point of this park. It was designed with street-mosphere. You would literally bump into the citizens of Hollywood. And, you know, now, you know, it’s just that, again, it’s the classic battle between budget and ops.
Len Testa: So that’s not an expensive thing to do though, Or is it the performances, the performers themselves that… Well, it’s not just that. mean, think about it. You need six equity performers on stage. You also need a sound guy. You need a light guy. You need a person standing backstage.
Jim Hill: you know, house manager. It just suddenly becomes really, really, really expensive. that’s true. we’re over… by the way, is there any reason why they couldn’t bring back the Monster Soundstage? Does anyone know who Chevy Chase is? They could do it. He needs one more vacation film. They could do it. I think it was more the case of not so much…
Len Testa: Again, not 1899 anymore. 1989 anymore. Just the post-show stuff of maintaining those props, let alone the 3D sound show, which again was supposed to be the savior of the park. That’s interesting. So we’re over in front of Star Tours right now. Have you been on the Star Tours too? absolutely. Yes, yes. think? It’s a wonderful update
Jim Hill: of the pre-existing attraction. Though the thing I personally like about it is that, for example, the pre-show is now four times as long. mean, just literally, you could stand there, they figured there were gonna be more people because of the multiple rides going through multiple times. So they literally created four times as much material in the pre-show area. There’s more audio, there’s more in-jokes, there’s more, and it just goes deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper.
Len Testa: Um, you know, likewise, um, I mean, when you think about how much footage they put together for the, multiple versions, uh, you know, that, that, that a, it was talking with somebody who would literally take six hours to write every iteration of this thing. And there’s all sorts of in jokes and, know, they, the guys that look at someone nuts, they just literally, they, they, you can rewrite this thing for days and not see things or see things you’ve never seen before. That’s great. So.
Len Testa: Has the ride lived up to Disney’s expectations regarding number of visits and number of guests that have been on it? Actually, no. In fact, again, that’s kind of a sore point. They did not get the attendance bump, at least here at this park, that they were expecting. It’s vastly more popular in California. Absolutely. But again, you have a culture out there that goes once every six months. And so it’s exciting for them to, let’s go on Star Wars and see if we can get a different version. We’re here, I mean, again.
Jim Hill: you you’ve all people know how often people come back here it’s what three point seven years is that that’s that’s that’s that’s that’s few years between between visits you know i just eat it it didn’t hit the way they expected expected they’re genuinely intrigued to what’s gonna happen when they open in japan though
Len Testa: Oh yeah, that will be interesting. Because Japan is a much more local thing too, so that might work out well there. I wonder if they take that into account when they design rides, like how much of this was going to be local population? Or is that something where they’ve only done it a little bit, they probably don’t have enough data to know really whether something’s going to be a hit with locals or not?
Jim Hill: Well, it’s finessing that. A mindset that they’re just coming to for Disneyland though it’s kind of ironic because of course they’re finishing this billion dollar makeover of DCA which they’re hoping will finally turn Disneyland from, and I mean this in the kindest possible way, the world’s most famous regional park to an actual resort, a multi-day destination resort. you know, mean yes, they fill those hotels but not nearly as much as they’d like. That’s true. We’re over in the Muppet Plaza right now, right in front of
Len Testa: Muppet Vision 3D. Are there any plans to redo any part of this attraction or the area based on the Muppet film? You the Muppet film, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And again, just a nice updating. To be honest, right now we are literally in the crucial moment with the Muppets. The movie, this… It did $88 million, right? Stateside, which is literally two-thirds of what Disney expected. in fact, well, they took…
Len Testa: It’s interesting. They took the numbers that Enchanted did, they took the numbers that Tangle did. The last four holiday films that Disney had open in the Thanksgiving period and averaged them and that was a hundred and thirty-five million dollars domestic. And so it’s like, okay, that’s what we should earn off of this thing. And it literally came in at two-thirds of that and…
Jim Hill: It’s an interesting situation because within Disney, it’s like, look, the franchise was dead. You know, I mean, we brought it back from the dead and this is going to pay us dividend dividends. But, you know, we have to put the time here. We have to put the energy in. And, you know, so you’ve got to be patient with this. You can’t expect this to just catch fire overnight. It had been neglected for a long time. But again, this is Disney, you know, owner of Marvel and all of its own characters. And it’s like in order to devote more time to bringing back the
Len Testa: Muppets that means money and time and energy has to come away from somebody else. So right now literally there are accounts at Disney just you know the blu-rays and the DVDs of Muppets are in the boxes shipping to stores and it’s like okay let’s see what those numbers look like. Now to be fair here I was just talking with the Muppet folks and they say they are busier than ever.
Jim Hill: Did you ever think you would you would under the line? I was just talking with the Muppet folks Go ahead. Well, they take in there are people who put their hands up these creatures Okay, you know and get a little handcrafted poor Dave Gold’s the guy who’s been doing gonzo for 30 plus years at this point literally had shoulder surgery because after all these years of standing and holding things up and he He’d blown out his arm. know, I mean again, there’s there’s whole aspects of this that people don’t know about but yeah, if
Len Testa: If the DVDs sell well, there’s a couple of things they’re considering. One is a holiday edition of the 3D movie, but would literally repurpose footage from the Michael Caine Christmas Carol.
Len Testa: and put there were so many things they left on the table that would been here with the old pizza planet was that you know this was in the initial plan this was going to be the the swedish chefs cooking school television and you know get a quick search interest from but you walk through under all these screens of the swedish chef cooking things and then mama melrose was literally going to be you know the great gonz’s pandemonium pizza parlor where dinner
Jim Hill: It was going to be amazing. mean, like when you look at all the woodwork and beams overhead. At Mama Melrose’s or? How thick there. There was a reason they were going to do practical, you know, little rat hand carts that were rolling around the restaurant with Parmesan cheese and boxes of pasta that was supposedly going in and out of the restaurant. the great thing is that, again, supposedly there was going be a common kitchen here.
Len Testa: Again, there’s so many great gags that got left on the table here like Who is this again? The guy who does the boomerang fish? All right But he was literally going to have a store here and you’d look in the window and there were gonna be little rubber fish flapping in the window and spinning I mean this was gonna be muppets floor to ceiling. So we’re back now behind We just passed pizza planet on our right. We’re back in front of The engine company number one the Parkside antiques you guys know where the snowman is
Jim Hill: on the the on the ground there’s there’s a Christmas store and then we’re directly facing mama Melrose is in the front so the so that was going to be Gonzo’s pizza parlor yeah and just and the great thing is you’d be eating in there and you’d be watching an overhead monitor and Gonzo would backstage in the kitchen standing in front of like the vent you know and if this we’re having trouble with the vent and Gonzo would get on the stove and sort of reach into it and you’d suddenly see him sucked up into the vent work and now in the restaurant you’d actually hear him
Len Testa: moving through the vents overhead and know, 3D audio sounds of him and Camilla clucking, you know, just like, wait, I think I can find our way out. know, it’s just so much wonderful stuff. But the killer, the absolute killer thing they were gonna do was just past here. In fact, we’re coming up on the backside of Muppets past on the Melrose’s. Now there’s a, so this is the exit to Muppets and where they do the Phineas and Ferb meet and greet now.
Len Testa: And literally, some of you may remember this, if you went on the tram tour in, I want to say, 90 or thereabouts, you would have passed a fence, construction fence here, where Sweetums was looming over it. you know, and sitting on the fence next to him was Robin. And this was where they were going to build Muppet Studios. And this was going to be the home of the great Muppet movie ride. And had the meanest, funniest jokes in the business.
Jim Hill: Literally, the idea was it was a riff on the great movie ride. And you’re going to be riding in little individual Pargos, sort of the golf cart things. actually, it starts off just like the great movie ride. You’re going to see that you enter this room that’s big screen clips of famous movies, only it’s Muppet versions. And so, for example, you’re seeing the scene from Dr. Zhivago where it’s the…
Len Testa: It’s Piggy and Kermit in a sleigh where snow is blowing in their faces. And Gonzo, who’s the director and the host of this attraction, on an armature and says, do you ever wonder how the movies are made? Well, follow me. You literally duck under the screen where you’ve been watching Kermit and Piggy in the snow in the sleigh. Now what you see are Kermit and Piggy inside of the world’s largest snow globe that’s being held by four puppet monsters that are shaking it. They’re little prouder than you are.
Len Testa: It just went on and on like that. I mean, they had so many wonderful gags. They did, for example, a monster movie. Only it’s Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Dr. Frankenstein and it’s a 12-foot-tall beaker.
Jim Hill: They did this great riff on Disney animated films. They literally took you into Peter Pan theater the bedroom of Wendy Michael and John right only it’s it’s Kermit as Peter. It’s what he’s already got the green. Yeah, I it. It’s scooter as John and I’m blanking who Michael is but of course Tinkerbell is picky
Len Testa: Alright, and the thing is that she’s hanging off of this ridiculously strong rope and she’s swinging that out of control going through all of these back but you go behind the scenes and this again like 12 puppet monsters holding this rope straight in. This was all, mean Henson himself was so excited about making this attraction because he was, for his way of thinking…
Jim Hill: The Muppets were always, always, always, you know, meant to be audioanimatronic figures. Really? Because what do think about how limited they are? That, you know, if there wasn’t a person on planet who understood more, you know, the limitations of puppeteering. Right, yeah, that’s true. And, you know, that’s all audio animatronics is. And so it’s like he could not wait to make this a direction. And then, of course, you know, he dies of bacterial pneumonia.
Len Testa: The Henson family and the Disney family have been horrible falling out. Yeah, 20 years. Yeah, gone. That’s a shame. We passed an area where we’re doing Phineas and Ferb meet and greets and they’re actually out right now as well as, looks like some cars meet and greets. Are there any plans to do anything at all with Phineas and Ferb? God. Phineas coming this summer only gets huger. There’s the teal takeover.
Jim Hill: there’s a special Phineas and Ferb series of episodes coming this season where Perry the Platypus disappears and literally seriously and for and that it becomes where has Perry gone for an entire summer people are looking for Perry and then you know then he’s magically revealed and saved.
Len Testa: But, well, I blew that story. Now I don’t need to watch it. you go. But now that’s it. You know, if anything, they’re getting bigger and bigger. In fact, there is.
Jim Hill: I’m kind of not happy about this change, but there’s some serious conversations about taking Kim Possible. I heard this. Because again, the interesting thing is that Kim is still considered quite viable by the company. In fact, what’s kind of interesting is this summer in June in Long Beach, for the first time ever, they’re having a Kim Possible convention. It’s literally called a Kimvention.
Len Testa: You know, there’s a number of people at Disney who really believe that, look, we have this amazing franchise, we should be paying attention to it, but the problem is that Mark McCorkle and Bob Scully, the guys who created it, actually left Disney and are now working for DreamWorks Television Animation. They’re the ones who doing the Penguins of Madagascar show.
Jim Hill: It’s a similar humor. I you know that I really like a Kim Possible Jimmy just the names alone But the the interactions that Kim has with her parents absolutely are hysterical absolutely It was really well written. No. It’s a great show and and it’s it’s a franchise that I think the company should definitely do something with
Len Testa: Is that the reason why they stopped doing Kim Possible because the two lead guys left? And the saddest part of it is that they were going to do a Kim Possible live-action film. And in fact, they wrote a script that the studio absolutely loved. In fact, they loved it so much they turned to Bob and Mark and said…
Jim Hill: We’ve got this other script. He such a nice job with this. Could you punch up this other thing for us? Do you remember the film Sky High? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, superheroes, kids, yeah. Flying bus promo. And it literally, it’s like, you talking with Bob and Mark later, it’s like, we screwed ourselves out of a job. We did such a nice job of punching up the Sky High script. went, you know, we can always go back and do the Kim Possible thing, but we were working on Sky High for a while now. You did a nice job. We’re going to go with this, but we’re going to circle back in your thing. And they never did. Ah. That’s shame. Yeah, because it’s a franchise. They’ve done well with it.
Len Testa: And it’s… you never get that resolution of it like it just ended. No, that’s it exactly. To talk about Bob and Mark, they actually ended the show twice. They had literally, they wrapped up the third season, were sending her off to college, and then suddenly they came back, could we have like 13 more episodes? was like, Another end!
Len Testa: The Phineas and Ferb feature length film is coming. yeah, this is not a drill. It will be out mid July next summer. Really? Yep. Wow. So mid July 2013. Fantastic. So, but again, I don’t know how much juice you can actually get out of a platypus, but they’re going to do everything they can. Yeah. It’s good series. By the way, if you guys can hear us here in the background, we’ve got some traffic and that’s because we’re on the streets of America walking down
Jim Hill: past the Chinese restaurant, past used guys, we made a left and now we’re heading towards the Lights, Motor, Action, Extreme stunt show. wanna say something? Well, you you have to understand, again, when this park opened, Disney really struggled to find things to put into this park.
Len Testa: One of the things they cut a short-term licensing deal for the character Jim Carrey’s character ace Ventura detective Literally they had a stunt show out here on that corner where you know Ace was trying to save the albino bed Which was this obvious piece of rubber dangling off of the side of a building But you know they hired a Jim Carrey look-alike sound-alike it was
Jim Hill: the most god-awful thing but again they were trying they were making a legitimate effort but again this is part of the problem with new york street
Len Testa: This was never ever designed to be a guest, know, area that the guests were supposed to be able to walk through. This was always supposed to be viewed from the tram. In fact, coming up here, I remember going through this on the tram. This is right here, the Acme warehouse. This is as you headed back into get a tram offload. This is where the Acme warehouse was and where the the dip mobile would manage you. Let me just.
Len Testa: but they use the space over here after they decided to close it off of the board to do it so you know they were uh… what is it the goosebumps show was done here the teenage beat the turtles were here uh… you know the uh… i’m blanking the japanese fighting kids uh…
Jim Hill: body more from power rangers you blink on the mighty morphin power rangers time i can’t i’m sorry i have a daughter okay general just impossible remember so that’s the this area actually is pretty pretty good for the the osborne family spectacle absolutely absolutely so if there’s one redeeming thing that for three months out of the year
Len Testa: talked about that that that’s what you have to ultimately do with a Disney theme park is sometimes you will literally hold areas in reserve for that three months out of the year that you need them and the rest of the year is just like well what is here it’s like well it’s an interesting place you know if they put like tables you know and on the in the alleys and stuff you could actually have a nice little picnic area if they ever do something similar here
Jim Hill: like they did at the Animal Kingdom with the picnic in the park, you can throw some tables back there and people would like that. Today it’s not particularly sunny, but you so you could maybe put a little, some canvas.
Len Testa: over the tops it wouldn’t be bad at all. funny you mention this because one of things that this area is constantly used for is corporate events. mean they’ll set up the rounds here, they’ll give you food, whether it’s presenting a concert or that sort of thing. That’s nice. Alright we’re back behind Backlot Express.
Len Testa: I don’t know, this is always the interesting part of the park for me because again, this is, you gotta remember that this was how, when this park first opened, this area was never really meant to be open to the public. fact, on Mickey Avenue we’re looking Is this the back lot? Yeah, well, motor of the this was back of the house. mean, this walkway that Mickey Avenue, you know, Toy Story Mania and all that is located on, never intended for guest driving, never. Alright, you know, the original version of the tram tour, you it was a two-
Jim Hill: hour long experience. You got on the trams up toward where the animation building is. You then came backstage, they dumped you out here where you had an opportunity to eat, had the opportunity to go to the Acme gag factory with lots of interactive stuff. But then you begin your walking tour. You did? right, it a two-part tour. Yeah, and there wasn’t a mother on the planet who came in here with a stroller that was told you have to leave your stroller outside here by the tram tour. It’s like,
Len Testa: Let me explain this to you. This is a child. All right, it wears a diaper. All right, I have one diaper with me. All right, this is not gonna end well. This four-hour tour of yours is not going to go up. And you know, that was it exactly. That they had basically riots, you know, among parents and it’s like, okay, fine. This is officially open to the public now.
Jim Hill: But you know, I remember, you know here on opening day because they were again, they just opened they They really struggled to make this place look big and exciting and one of the things they did literally where we’re standing here right now Yeah, we’re by the way, we’re right in front of the bacala tour behind the the Muppets show building If you guys are familiar with the park, know that giant coca-cola stand is right in front of the the bacala tour entrance That’s where we are. So to make this seem more exciting than it actually was
Len Testa: for the 1985 version redo of Fantasyland at Disneyland. They actually built a giant inflatable, maleficent as a dragon balloon that they draped over, it literally loomed up out of, was taller than Sleeping Beauty Castle. so, you know, and it put its arms out, you know, on top of the castle and it was this killer shot, you know, they, they…
Len Testa: But again, they used it for a couple of weeks that they opened, you know, that park and then it went back into warehouse and somebody remembered. And so for the opening day, it’s like they inflated and put it here. so. And between the bathrooms, you know, but it’s like, wow, that’s amazing. That’s a killer prop. And disappeared overnight, never to be seen again. That’s it. Yeah. So back somewhere in the back lot in the in closet, a very big closet somewhere. Keep your eye on eBay,
Jim Hill: So, So, well, what are they, this is the hot set. They used to do a, we’re walking towards Pixar Place and we’ve got on the left what used to be the old Mickey meet and greet. What are they doing with this space? think it’s fairly large space. they ever actually get off to pot, is the Monster’s Inc. coaster. In fact, this is where it’s gonna go. Yeah, you know, and again, I know there’s a lot of people.
Len Testa: over the story and get a double of this thing is coming but uh… it’s kind of the fascinating story of the wall does the company how it operates at the cast members usually they had to know cast member newsletters the the eyes and ears the distant line couple years ago they started using what they call the cast member portaling literally you go back to a sit down at a video screen you can access your health files you could but among the things they did to get people to actually use this thing is the included
Jim Hill: little films that Imagineering had done, know, about upcoming projects and you could see behind the scenes stuff. And so what ends up happening is one night at midnight. One night at midnight. All right, you know, people who work on Third Shift, I wake up in the morning and I have literally eight emails from people. It’s like, my God, the cast portal has all this amazing artwork and, you know, a film up about the Monsters Inc. coaster. Have you heard anything about this? And it’s like, I’ve heard that they’re considering doing it.
Len Testa: But what they ended up doing was that by the time they woke up, you know, literally, nine o’clock in the morning, West Coast time, 12 noon, file got pulled down. Somebody by accident had put this thing up and it went live. And then, you know, but this was summer of 2008. And then we, of course, we had the banking crisis in the fall. And this thing literally moved, you know, not to the back burner, but way off the back burner. But if you can actually get into this building, they literally have spray painted on the floor.
Jim Hill: where the supports are supposed to go. mean, this is… You know, they were ready to roll with this thing. And in fact, that’s always been, for a number of you all I speak with an imaginary, it’s like, that’s the canary in the coal mine. If when they green light that again. And what’s interesting is if you know your Monsters Inc. you know, for example, the design look of the world of Monsters Inc. Take a look at this bridge.
Len Testa: It’s so though. It’s the bridge that identifies the beginning of a picks our place. It’s sort of a steampunk brass always in X’s Support beam thing, but that’s straight. You know they pulled that design on what straight out of Monsters Inc. So again
Jim Hill: this will eventually continue straight on into this building. That’s good point because on the other side it’s a brick. That’s exactly. Smart. More to the point, know, again, to give you some idea of the insane level of detail, the colored brick here that’s used here is actually, you know, the color brick that’s used for Pixar headquarters in Emeryville, California. mean, nice. You know, from where the old Demelty plant used to be. But anyway, mean, here again, this is is my problem.
Len Testa: Look at this street. Look at how crowded this street is now. Yeah, so we’re inside Pixar Place right now. We’re walking up on Toy Story Mini. It’s immediately to our left. We’ve got one of the green army men signing autographs. Actually, the line isn’t for a Monday in the end of February. The line isn’t terrible right now. It’s only 40 minutes. It’s like 10 o’clock in the morning. That’s actually not bad. It’s a pretty moderate day here at the studios. But yeah, you’re right, Jim.
Jim Hill: The Pixar place is not a wide street by any means. you come here in May, June, July where it’s holding the heat and you have record crowds and it’s it’s unpleasant to come down here. Yeah, mean it’s hard to… So two reasons. One, when people see the line for Toy Story Mania in the morning, everything just backs up. Number two, the way that they’ve got the FastPass machines oriented, the lines stretch back into the walkway which makes it even more difficult to get through this place because…
Len Testa: The line for Fast Passes in the morning for Toy Story Maynard could be 10-15 minutes. No, absolutely, absolutely. And again, but when you take into consideration that, again, space never meant for the public, and yet you look up and you see the glass bridges, the walkway that connected the sound stages, and again, that was another thing that bit them in the butt. They totally convinced themselves that if they built these enclosed walkways that people
Jim Hill: would have no problem. know, filmmakers said, no problem, people are looking at me while I work. I have no problem with this. And it’s like, exact opposite. They were, they spent more time hanging drapes for the few productions that actually came here than, you know, just never ever worked the way it was supposed to. This never became, you know, Hollywood East. I mean, we had a couple of relatively high profile things, mean, like the Tom Hanks mini series from the Earth to the Moon for HBO. that was here? Yep. I love that series.
Len Testa: You know, though actually a more telling film if you can, you know, if you can, if you can watch it, actually personally enjoy it. But if you watch Ernest Saves Christmas, it was the first feature film shot here and it’s actually shot as they’re constructing the sound stages. So there’s one point where Ernest has disguised himself as a snake handler. And if you can look over his shoulder, it’s literally, they’re filming on the construction site. There are sound stages being built behind it.
Jim Hill: What’s an artist film that budget was relatively low? that’s the other thing. It’s shot totally in Orlando. So they’re shooting action scenes out on World Drive and it amazing. So we’re in front of Walt Disney One Man’s dream right now. Any place to do anything with this attraction? I kind of like it the way it is. It’s got a ton of detail. Well, as long as D23 continues with the company, this will be safe. You know, that right now it has a sponsor.
Len Testa: And D23 is the sponsor? Oh, D23 welcomes you. Oh, that’s an addition. So as long as that stays alive and well, this will be here. But again, the irony is this exhibit was actually designed for the first iteration of that attraction, which was supposed to be inside the hat, which is supposed to be outside the entrance of this park.
Len Testa: Really? Yeah. They were gonna put all of Walt Disney One Man’s Dream inside the hat? It was supposed to be the entrance to the building, and then behind it was gonna sort of a standard warehouse type of building.
Len Testa: We’re walking through the the animation arch right now. We’ve got We’ve got Little Mermaid here on our left. We’ve got the magic of Disney animation in front of us You can hear in the background a float going past and on our right. We’ve got the Disney jr. Live on stage Jim is there anything going on with with Voyage of the Little Mermaid again? This is the the Energizer bunny of shows for Disney that every two years or so they talk about changing this one out putting something new in here, but Ariel remains
Jim Hill: such a driver of merchandise and such a popular character. It’s just sort of like, why spend the money to replace something that works? And so, there she’s still here. Yeah, there’s actually a line going back now for the show lining up. They don’t use FastPass for this anymore, but it still looks like, FastPass doesn’t work for shows in general. So that’s not an indication of the popularity of Boys of the Little Mermaid. It’s just, FastPass doesn’t work well for shows.
Len Testa: That’s interesting. they’ve got no plans to do anything with the show? Well, again, it’s why fix what ain’t broke. Mind you, got to remember that Mermaid replaced the show itself back in 8990, Here Comes the Muppet Show, which again had one of my favorite moments out of a Disney theme park show in that, you know, the entrance of the Electric Graham and Dr. Teeth where it’s just sort of like…
Jim Hill: you everyone’s late for the show but it’s okay that they’re taking the monorail over and Kermit’s like the monorail doesn’t come to Disney House, does now and it literally bursts through the wall and the characters spill out of the monorail and here’s you know here’s Animal reaching down off the edges of the edge menacing the first row and it’s a giant and it’s a it’s an animal walker on costume, it’s a rubberhead and you know from there it was just one of these things where it’s like it’s okay he’s eating today don’t worry about it
Len Testa: which brings to mind that the time that you know then first lady barbara bush broader grandchildren here along with the secret services christie wants to give her a good show so they put her in the front row with the so here comes animal reaching off the stage in the secret service stands up and it the story doesn’t end well but that’s it with with three secrets of the sky’s attacking animal
Len Testa: And again, it’s pre-recorded, so the audio is still going on while get a… audio, poor animals being wrestled to the ground. It’s hysterical. I would love to have seen that. What’s going on with the Magic of Disney animation? This is like one of those shows that could use a little TLC, I think. It’s just so sad because we are in, obviously, a transmission point. mean, remember, when this was initially built…
Jim Hill: you actually had the working Florida animation studio back. That’s right, they did like Brother Bear and they did a couple of other things, right? They did wonderful stuff here. did, you know, fact they, know, Mulan, Lilo and Stitch, you know, along with some killer shorts. and I still to this day insist that they should have left feature animation or hand-run animation up and running here and just made the change out in California. But when they made the decision in 2003 to literally consolidate the units, they shut down Paris, they shut down this studio.
Len Testa: They moved everybody to California. you know, don’t get me wrong, Disney is rebuilding. Obviously, Rapunzel, you know, was a hit and hearing some amazing things about Wreck-It Ralph. and it’s official. We do have another princess or excuse me, a queen movie in the works now. thank God, because I was worried that there weren’t enough princesses going on. But they’re doing the Snow Queen. It’s actually. really? Yep. And the title has gone from frozen to frosted. So, you know. Frosted like.
Jim Hill: Like this thing. Well there you go. Tangled, frosted. Yeah, so. Get your adjectives here. Lolly, lolly, lolly. No, no, it’s Adbirds. Sorry. Yeah, sorry, wrong thing, but still same idea. What about Disney Junior Live on Stage? This is new. They actually do keep this up.
Len Testa: every four five years or so they’re doing a new stage here. think because it’s relatively straightforward to do that. And more to the point, we are literally weeks out from the launch of Disney Junior. This is what replaces Soapnet. This is the standalone Disney Junior channel. Honestly, at Toy Fair just ten days ago, Disney revealed they have 130 different Disney Junior products in the works and that’s just wave one.
Len Testa: Wow. know, mean, no, this will just trust me. This will just get bigger. And if you think you’re paying attention to it now, just wait. The amazing thing is that there’s I don’t see a gift shop over there. Give them time. Yes. Yes. Gift shop, Mr. Testa. Yes.
Jim Hill: And now again, this is this is what just kind of makes me sad we’re walking up on the other Hollywood brown derby We’ve the animation courtyard. I like the brown derby quite a bit. It’s a little expensive But it’s a it’s a great facility But did you remember when this was actually? backed up against another restaurant the soundstage restaurant the Had the bar above the yeah, those were the days Jim those were the days But they had this amazing
Len Testa: restaurant literally again, they think same thing as the ABC facility. They knew what they were doing with one restaurant But they were sharing, you know a kitchen, right? And so they’ll what are we gonna do with this one with the soundstage and they had literally just made What is it a comedy with Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin I want to say
Jim Hill: risky business. I forget the name of it, but it’s actually set at the Plaza Hotel in New York. is it the premise for the Golden Ticket thing? Remember that the Bette Midler Golden Ticket thing that was here at the studio? Yeah, but this was secondary to that. This was literally a film that was done, I think, for Touchstone. But they literally had built the Plaza Hotel in the lobby of the Plaza Hotel in New York. so Michael Eisers is like, we spent all this money, what are we going to do with it?
Len Testa: And it’s like they shipped it to Florida and you actually could eat in the set. And then what got kind of interesting is that park had only been open a year or two and somebody noticed, well, wait a minute. We got Beauty and the Beast and that’s got kind of ornate looking things in it. they changed the, Sunstage restaurant went from a Bette Midler movie to Beauty and the Beast and then Aladdin. you know, it was a charming facility for a while. They don’t need a restaurant back there?
Len Testa: Well, not so much as they need something for children, know, preschoolers. Got it. So another attraction for preschoolers. That’s right, because before Toy Story came out, they really didn’t have a whole lot for kids to do early in the morning. Well, more to the point, remember that when this park opened in 89, literally, Roger Rabbit had come out and Mermaid was six months away from coming out.
Jim Hill: the animation revival hadn’t happened yet. So Disney was really struggling because obviously the characters, classic characters, live at the Magic Kingdom. And it’s like, so what is the studio? And in fact, there’s still this internal struggle as to how does the studio, you know, what’s the symbiotic relationship between the studio? Supposedly, the way it works is characters go to the studio to be introduced. And then after a year or a couple of years, they then go to live at the Magic Kingdom.
Len Testa: That, sadly, that rule has fallen apart. know, for example, Tangled, you know, literally opened… That’s usually popular too. That’s over at where they used to do Story Time for Bellamy. And if the rumors are true, we may see Beast of the long-running Beast Show here replaced by a Tangled musical. Really? Yeah.
Jim Hill: Well, we’re on Sunset Boulevard right now. To our left is Starring World’s Cafe. We’re right in front of the Sweet Spells Villains store and across the street from the Legends of Hollywood shop. I really like this area of the studios. This is my favorite part of the studios. We talked about this on the WWCA podcast a couple of weeks ago. And one of the things that we really like about it is they’ve integrated both the building facades
Len Testa: The music and sort of like the long view terminus there, the weenie of the tower, all works really, well. The interesting thing is, one of the most popular attractions in the park, the Rock and Roller Coaster, you can’t see from where we’re standing here. That’s because it wouldn’t fit in. They really did a great job there. Anything going on with the starting rules, by the way?
Len Testa: You know, it’s, again, this part of the park works, all right? And in fact, that’s right now, you know, when they talk about this park, it’s more about how do we drive people down toward lights, action. But again, that’s only something you have to worry about nine months out of the year, because you have the Osborne Lights driving people back there. mean, again, it’s more a case of what do we need? And again,
Jim Hill: when you talk about Walt Disney World, you are in direct competition with three other parks. It’s like, you know, cause Disney Hollywood Studios isn’t really wanting for anything right now. I mean, we’re here on a, you know, on Monday in February and it’s, it’s. This part of the park actually on Sunset Boulevard is fairly crowded right now. The streets are, they’re not packed, but they’re definitely, people walking around in it. There’s, there’s already people in line, I guess for, is it lunchtime? Well, you know, you can never.
Len Testa: Exactly, and they’ve got hot dogs and stuff and this actually part of the park works I think fairly well. They’ve got a good mix here of food. They’ve you they’ve got four or five different places you can get food. They’ve got retail on the right hand side food on the left. It’s well organized. It’s I think seating is a little bit lacking on this side of the park, but but other than that, it’s not bad at all. You mentioned Beauty and the Beast the stage shows coming up right here on the on the right. Yep, I mean and
Jim Hill: But again, I guess the thing of it is, being, having seen all the plans for what was supposed to go in here, it is nice, but the stuff that was going to go in would have moved this from nice to amazing. This would have been, this would have moved up from being the park behind Epcot to the park that you had to go to right after the kingdom.
Len Testa: Wow. mean, for example, where we are right here, we’re at the Sunset Rents Market. OK, this is where the Toontown Transit attraction was supposed to be. And the idea was that you come to this. It’s literally it’s it’s.
Len Testa: What we would just passed here, for example, would have been Mickeyland, which was a recreation of the studio on Hyperion. mean, just the little slow slung bungalows, and you would have gone in and been actually able to see, you know, the classic Disney characters, the pie-eyed versions. But next to this was going to be Toontown Transit, where you would have gotten on Gus the Bus. But this was the next generation of a simulator.
Jim Hill: in that what they were going to do was couple. Not only the, were going to have screens.
Len Testa: not only in front of you, to the side of you. So as you move through Toontown, you literally move through Toontown. you know, actually what was supposed to happen is you got in your load area and you would have, your driver wasn’t there and Roger takes the wheel and Roger takes you right up to the top of Mount Toonmore. And then, know, have the pinnacle overlooking this wonderful view of,
Jim Hill: You know, the Toontown and Roger, but who’s at the top of Mount Toonmore, but, you know, Jessica and baby Herman, you know, Jessica’s there, baby Herman in the carriage and Roger turns around and says, I got to out and talk to my honey. just so he pulls the brake and steps out and you literally see him in front of the bus and he’s talking with Jessica and that sort of thing. And while you’re in the car, you see the brakes slip and now now begin to roll back down the hill. And now Roger sees you and races after you. And it’s now Roger trying to get back into the bus that’s rolling backwards down at the Toontown.
Len Testa: And what was cool about it is Disney had found this version of Vacuform plastic. They had the solution that they loved to do. And in fact,
Len Testa: when they mocked it up. they do is you would, Roger at one point would be thrown in the air over the bus and you just hear him go up and then you hear him plummet back down and then the ceiling would cave in in Roger’s exact shape. Classic. You know, and just, and you’d see him move and then, you know, it bubble back, you know, just bump back into shape and Roger would drop back into the driver’s seat and, okay, we’re going to take you back. But no, it, it, there was so much cool stuff there, but back here, was, for example,
Jim Hill: I mean just Tower of Terror alone. mean, you know, this actually started out for example as the attraction that Disney wanted to do with Mel Brooks. know, one version of it was literally, you know, this was gonna be Frankenstein’s Castle that you were going to, you know, the Frankenstein. know, and you know, then there was, you know, that was Hotel Mel.
Len Testa: And in fact, to hear Craig McNair Wilson talk about it, what was going to be interesting, there was one iteration of the plan for this where literally the hotel, this was the sealed off, this whole building was the sealed off wing of the hotel. The rest of the hotel, which guests could have actually stayed in, extended all the way to the entrance. Wow. So from the back part of the park by Hollywood Tower Hotel over to the entrance. So behind where Beauty and the Beast is. In fact, in one version of that plan, just like Euro Disney.
Jim Hill: You know, you would have walked under the Hollywood, know, Disney’s Hollywood Hotel to get into the park. there’s so many amazing ideas. In fact, Craig’s the guy who basically created Streetmasphere for the parks. And what he wanted to do with this, it was sort of the next generation of what they do in the great movie ride where you have live actors interacting with AA figures.
Len Testa: Craig thought, wouldn’t it be interesting if you literally, for example, if you went into the lobby of the hotel and there were three figures, there was one live person and two audio animatronic figures. But the gimmick of the ride was that the audio animatronic figures were on a turntable at any one time during the day.
Len Testa: they could swap out the a figure was sitting in the lobby for a lot so you’d go in and you would literally never know who the live human ones and so but they were going to that throughout the whole right now i’m too many people absolutely absolutely or i mean now headed over toward rock and roll this was actually going to be where they did the horror thing cuz you remember when this park opened up disney didn’t disney do horror universal did horror right and so they were like well how
Jim Hill: we do this? And they finally came up with a concept for the show called The Creature’s Choice and the idea was it was literally an award show for monsters. Nice. And you, the interesting thing is it was going to be built like the Carousel of Progress and that you would rotate through a bunch of show scenes supposedly as part of this award show.
Len Testa: and the finale of the show is they give a lifetime achievement award to Godzilla and literally just his foot came through the ceiling. That’s classic. But that was here along with a great show about, they wanted to explore all process of filmmaking and one of the shows they created was a ghost writer.
Jim Hill: Ghost writer or writer? Ghost writer. And the gimmick of the show is it was going to be like you were sitting, you know the Pepper’s ghost effect for the mansion? You’re sitting in a theater where this entire show is a Pepper’s ghost effect. Really? You know, the idea is you’re, in fact, borrowing a page from Hitchcock, you’re, you
Len Testa: rear window. You’re in a apartment complex looking at a guy who’s working in, you know, like a greenhouse apartment thing and he’s working on, you know, a film noir and, you know, but as he’s sitting at his manual typewriter, as he dreams up characters, they appear in the room. So it’s like, you know, the mall comes out of the typewriter and the thug and they get the little weasel-y character and all that. as he would little and…
Len Testa: as he dealt with the meat you know all of these people that he’d written them on and they’d literally fall into the trash but yeah that was here as well and but of course the problem with that is you had to figure out a way to increase capacity they were they were going to put two theaters side by side to try to bump you know a number of people through an hour for this 15 minute show but in the end what people wanted were thrills and
Jim Hill: This what we have now. Rock and Roller Coaster. Are there any plans to, I mean, Aerosmith seems like they’re, every time you count them out, it seems like Aerosmith comes back. They’re gonna be around for a while. They’re happy with this, though the one thing you will see change over here relatively soon is the Rock and Roller Coaster lounge area, which again is part of the next gen. they’re gonna do that. So remember that, yeah, so a couple years ago, last year, they tested a sort of a group waiting area instead of waiting in the line.
Len Testa: You waited in an area and you were called by group to board the ride. They’re going to do something similar? What they’re going to do is literally bump out here into where the old ESPN thing was located. And it’s literally, you’re a rock star. So it’s like, hey, your ride isn’t ready yet. Come wait in the green room. And you come back and there’s going to be, for example, a place where…
Jim Hill: They’ve got a sponsorship deal lined up with Rockstar. I mean, literally, you can play the game on a widescreen. There will be a refreshment stand. There’ll be a DJ playing music. mean, just while you wait for your turn to get a, your ride’s here, sir, okay. But they’re gonna try to create the whole fawning green room experience. that’s great. But they’re gonna have to do it on massive scale, 500 people at a time. No, no, that’s it exactly. It’s a giant space.
Len Testa: But it’s gonna be literally, I mean, you’re friendly with the scene one concept, right? Yeah, It’s the intro scene, the queue, the pre-show, or the queue for any of the attractions. So just think of this as, you know, what they’re doing with Dumbo, the flying circus, the game interaction area. Think of that for adults, all right? You know, oh, we have a place for you to sit down. Oh, we can get you a beverage. Oh, you know, get up and play a game. You know, but yeah, that goes in right to the side, and you’ll now load in.
Len Testa: You you’ll sort of come in behind to the pre-show and that movie. so what’s the idea behind that? Is just to distract people from the fact that it’s a 40-minute wait?
Jim Hill: Pretty much. And you know, the weird thing of it is, is that, You know, I mean, that is always the sore point of a Walt Disney World vacation. That people are upset about waiting the lines. And if you can distract them from that moment, if you can entertain them to distraction…
Jim Hill: Right. You know, that they don’t obsess about the fact that I waited 40 minutes to get on it. It’s like, yeah, that’s the place where you and I played Rockstar together. Not the place where we spent 40 minutes of our lives and never get back. That’s it exactly. No, it’s about to get really interesting here. don’t know if, you know, I mean, everyone seems obsessed on the notion of, how’s Disney gonna battle Harry Potter? And, you know, I think when you get right down to it, when you compare Universal’s attendance, what is it, seven, eight million a year?
Len Testa: Okay, and the what the 22 million? You know it’s more about look we have market dominance We just have to you know find a way to make having them here that much more pleasant so That’s a that’s a that’s good point So there’s there’s not a lot that they they have to do in and really if they if they sunk you know three billion dollars four billion dollars whatever into the
Jim Hill: into a park like the studios. What could they realistically expect for return? It’s not like they’re gonna go from 9 million people a year at the studios to 17 million a year. No, that’s exactly Well, the park infrastructure doesn’t support it, number one. They have to build that out. Number two, that’s an unrealistic expectation. mean, they have to essentially double the size of the park. And even then, think of all the people who already been here who still have that preconceived idea of what the studios is like. So even if you tell them, we spent $5 billion, we 16 new attractions, they’re like…
Len Testa: And might get back to it, we might not. And again, that’s ultimately what people need to remember is that this…
Len Testa: a theme park is a people eating machine and this is a line of business for Disney and it’s just sort of like show me my return on investment. You mean just what just happened with, well, for example, we’re headed back toward, you know, American Idol right now. And what happened with star tours? You spend all this money, you know, you, you put this brand new version of the ride in with all these amazing details and you don’t see an attendance jump. Yeah, it was really, really tight. was like maybe a couple percent for a short period of time. Essentially all the, all the local
Jim Hill: everyone within a couple hundred mile radius who who hadn’t seen it before wanted to go see it they did that was it yeah and and so you know was that money well spent and and you know again arguing about idle
Len Testa: You know, all that money, cutting that licensing deal. And now, it’s like, please, please, please come sing. That’s right, yeah. We haven’t talked about American Idol. Are there any plans to do anything with that? I get the sense from American Idol that it’s one of those things where, like with Phineas and Ferb, they’re sort of striking while the iron is hot. This was one where they maybe struck after the iron had started cooling for a couple of years. Absolutely, absolutely. And fact, that’s now…
Jim Hill: You we’re back to the same problem. We have this amazing structure right in the middle of the park. Yeah, it’s very nice. And, what do you do with it? I mean, it just, you you, you know, people literally walk into this park and, you know, reach the hat and it’s like, it’s right there on the left. And it’s like, you need to figure out what to put in this because, you know, people want to believe that they’re getting value out of their trip. So,
Len Testa: So I know that the show is the last show of the day for American Idol is usually pretty crowded, but I’m looking at it now, there’s a show going on in half an hour, I literally don’t see anyone in, not half an hour, sorry, there’s a going on in 15 minutes, I don’t see anyone out in front for American Idol. And that is the problem, just, know, on paper this worked. The ratings for the show aren’t that good. And that’s the other thing, when you live and die, know, something like that, it’s a dairy product, and right now,
Len Testa: I don’t want to that it’s its death spiral. It’s just punk star range. not the single thing that everybody had to watch all the time. And that was the thing. Disney built this thing. It wasn’t even in the white hot moment of the show. was just sort of like… The year or two after, yeah. Is there any parting thoughts for Disney’s Hollywood Studios? Other than to be honest in a weird sort of way, this park…
Jim Hill: If you know your Disney history, this park only exists because they didn’t know… When they opened Epcot, people were desperate for Disney characters.
Len Testa: And, you know, just, was on these things, it was a Disney character-free zone, they had to figure out how to do it. Let’s build another park. You and what I… We still rented the construction equipment. Well, the other thing is they had literally spaced out between the land and imagination pavilion, they were going to put in an entertainment pavilion. And this was where you were going to get to, in fact, there was a rudimentary form of the great movie ride, where you get to see celebrities. But on the other side was literally a how we do Disney animated films, and it was going to be
Jim Hill: kind of a classic dark ride only you rode through watching them make the rescuers only but all the grips were like the grips with the seven dwarfs and you know that that you know you know donald was up in the the flies working the wires holding you know the the boat up for you know bernard and bianca to ride in and it was only eisner walking through the door and seeing that pavilion and more to the point knowing that universal was getting ready to do it studio it’s like i i know what we can do with that
Len Testa: And here we are today. Jim, thanks for doing this episode with us. We’ll be back with another episode soon. Always great fun.
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Len Testa and Jim Hill walk through Universal’s Islands of Adventure, tracing how Port of Entry, Marvel Super Hero Island, Toon Lagoon, Jurassic Park, Seuss Landing, and the Wizarding World of Harry Potter reveal Universal’s evolving approach to theme park storytelling. Along the way, they discuss the park’s Disney influences, the complicated Marvel rights situation, the rise of Harry Potter as Universal’s game-changer, and why Forbidden Journey set a new bar for immersive attractions.
Islands of Adventure and the Wizarding World’s Big Swing Transcript
Len Testa: Welcome to another edition of the unofficial guide Disney Dish podcast with Jim Hill. Today we’re at Islands of Adventure theme park with Jim Hill. We’ve just entered the park and welcome to all of you. Jim, how’s it going today at IOA?
Jim Hill: it’s going great because again, we’re in… Honestly, Universal’s, or to me, yes, the most ambitious Universal park. And to be honest, in a lot of ways it’s the most ambitious park here in Orlando. Really? I mean, think about it. We were just over in Universal Studios, which again, is a film studio. And as a direct result, because they were going to shoot movies there, there’s a lot of counterintuitive language. We’re here, right from the get-go. Island’s Adventure was supposed to be a theme park.
Jim Hill: You we are now in the retail quarter. This is their Main Street USA. But at the same time, it is one of the most densely packed storytelling Main Street USAs you’ll ever see. you know, as you wander around here, for example, we have the jail over here. And if you’re paying attention, you can actually see, you know, the ropes where prisoners snuck out and you can hear the audio loop. But no, just, this is a port of entry, literally is what it It says it is. It is, you know, you’re surrounded by ride vehicles whether, for example, looking at a bicycle cart here, we passed a rocket, know, all these adventurers came here to have…
Len Testa: So the ride vehicles represent how the people who populate the park supposedly got here.
Jim Hill: That’s it, exactly.
Len Testa: The entrance of the park is interesting. On the right hand side you’ve got some like, you’ve got different kinds of buildings for… from every different period of time in every different area. looks like you’ve got steampunk stuff there on the right, you’ve got some really funny stuff over there on the left, so it’s all pretty interesting.
Jim Hill: No, again, and all deliberate, all with the idea of giving you the sense of the world that lies just beyond port of entry here. But again, what I find fascinating is that as you walk into this park, you actually pass the great light. the lighthouse, one of the seven wonders of the world. The lighthouse at Alexandria. Yeah, but here’s the funny thing that if you, again, if you remember the initial concept for Tokyo Disney Seas for Tokyo, that was the icon for that park. you know, again, in the fine tradition of, you know, great artists steal, you know, the folks at Universal, it’s like, okay, that’s a cool idea. All right, we’re doing that too.
Len Testa: That isn’t the right vehicle. Yeah, that’s what I mean. But there’s a sleigh. This is a really well done sort of entryway. It feels kind of like a Middle Eastern bizarre meets, you know, sort of Mediterranean village.
Jim Hill: But at the same time, they look at again, universal correct system six. Remember how we were talking yesterday about you walk in past the camera shop, you know, they look across the way on the right side. There’s your bakery.
Len Testa: yes, yes.
Jim Hill: So you want your breakfast and you’re right-handed, you know, that’s where your vision is driven to. So yeah, and on the right-hand side coming back you’ve got your merchandise. So in many ways it does reflect sort of the design sensibility of a regular Disney theme park. And again, you know, now borrowing from two Disney theme parks, we walk out and see the lagoon from Epcot. But what’s across the way? The castle, you know, Jurassic Park. You know, the, you know, the visitor center for Jurassic Park. And… Of course, that’s how it was originally designed, but now, what do you see when you come in? You know, it’s kind of obscured by a tree, but there’s Hogwarts Castle. And if we stand here for a moment, we will watch fully two-thirds of the guests make an immediate hard right as they head off to Harry Potter.
Len Testa: Yeah, we mentioned this on the walkover from Universal Studios, but I would say fully out of every hundred guests that were coming out of the parking garage. 80 of them were going here to Iowa and only 20 of them were going to the studios. The park already, Iowa already feels much more crowded than Universal Studios did.
Jim Hill: And the irony again is previously anybody entering this park before Harry Potter was here made the left because of course the first thing you see is the Hulk coaster.
Len Testa: The Hulk coaster, right, the big green thing with loops and stuff. It’s a great coaster, have you been on it?
Jim Hill: yeah, yeah. Sadly had to ride the fat seat, but yes, I’ve ridden it.
Len Testa: It’s very smooth.
Jim Hill: No, absolutely. It’s amazingly smooth. Though, one of my favorite… Good morning? One of the more interesting aspects of the attraction, and this had to be put in, they began soft opening of this in March of 1999, a friend of Keir was working the bridge, and they had just fired up the whole coaster for this time. He’s standing there, and he suddenly hears smash, and there’s a camera lying in the street next to him. And they realized, oh my god, because in that loop that they go into, know, everything flies out of the car. So now they literally rigged up that net there to capture things and at the end of the day they go and collect them. you know, when your belongings fly out on a hulk, there isn’t actually a chance you can recover them. So.
Len Testa: You know what they should have in the park? What? A pawn shop. You can collect all the stuff. You need a Nikon. What kind of Nikon do you need?
Jim Hill: Well, this is true. This is true.
Len Testa: Hi, so we’re walking under the Hulk coaster. starting a, it looks like a clockwise tour of the park and we’re coming up on some sort of futuristic space looking cafe.
Jim Hill: Well again, here we are with the, we’re in Marvel Island and if I’m not mistaken that’s, what is it, the Fantastic Four Cafe?
Len Testa: Yeah, I’ll go with that.
Jim Hill: Well, and This is where life gets a little complicated because, you know, again, this is a Marvel land at a Universal theme park and Marvel now is of course owned by Disney. And so the question is always, sorry about that. The question has always been when is, you know, when is Disney gonna get the theme park rights to the Marvel characters? At least here in Florida, I don’t know, does the term hell freeze over mean anything? Part of the problem is that the licensing deal, the master licensing deals that Universal enjoys with Marvel are so specific.
Jim Hill: mean, literally, for example, we’re walking by all these buildings now with giant versions of the characters on the marquees. There’s a separate deal for each of these characters on the marquees, let alone the walk-around characters in the park, let alone the attractions. And all of them are very specific to the effect of, know, Universal has the rights for 250 miles. know, nobody else can have an attraction featuring these characters. Within 250 miles. Then, beyond that, it gets a little interesting because there is some additional language.
Jim Hill: And trust me, Disney’s attorneys have gone over and over and over this and they’ve tried to negotiate some deals with Universal. In fact, that’s the interesting thing. Disney has cut deals with Universal before. I think about it. They got Oswald the lucky rabbit back after 80 years. So there is a precedent. It can be done. And they’re trying to do it through back channels quietly, but the first attempt… failed so badly universally actually put money into redoing Spider-Man. In fact, that’s not only opening in a month or two here, as sort of a F-U to Disney. It’s like, you know, not only are we gonna hang on to these characters, we’re putting money back into the attractions.
Len Testa: this is Marvel Island. We’re walking past a comic store, a diner. I wonder if there’s a Chris Eliopoulos in the Marvel stuff. We’re walking past a diner. past an ice cream store. It’s pretty well themed in sort of a, I can definitely see this as a Marvel city.
Jim Hill: No, again, it’s wonderfully done for what it is. But part of the problem for islands is they literally had to go out and find properties. In fact, we’re now just reaching the outermost edges of Marvel’s superhero island. We’re about to go to Toon Lagoon and this is where the stitching really shows.
Jim Hill: I had a friend who actually worked on the construction of this thing. It literally was in the trailer, it was in the mud. You know, as they’re building this thing and literally, you know, your boss would come in and go, we got Prince Valiant! It’s like really, know, what, for pocket chains that was on top of the dresser? You walk through here and it’s all of these comic book characters from the 60s and the 70s and this is what they could get.
Len Testa: If you listen to the other podcast… We’ve got Judge Parker ride! There you go. Mary Wirth’s. Mary Mary Wirth’s. You they just did what they could. They do have the puppy ride, or the Pup Eye ride. They do have the Dudley Doo ride. You mentioned that we’ve got the Broomhilda stand here. These are characters that you’ve seen before, but they’re sort of like the stuff that Hanna Barbera would show at 3am on Cartoon Network.
Jim Hill: absolutely. And again, you… You walk through here and it’s like looking, you know, we’re getting into the depth of the land that is Marquis after Marquis after Marquis, I Brenda Starr. know, and again, Blondie.
Len Testa: Yeah. Although, there’s Bullwinkle and Rocky. I’ll give them that.
Jim Hill: Well, but that, again, another interesting story of how personal and frankly kind of mean the battle between Disney and Universal was. If you remember- back in the early 80s of the airbugs, Disney actually had the rights, VHS rights, to the Rocky and Bollicle show and they had released eight or nine of them and Disney was actually assuming that because they had this deal that they would begin developing theme park attractions because we have this wonderful working relationship with J Ward’s daughter Ramona and so they were planning on actually, and again this is the eighties before disney had you know it’s it’s an initial revival with all that and beauty of the beast so they were scrambling for characters that did for example to put into the disney hollywood studios and universal some canny lawyer universalism wait they got the video rights but not the theme park roads and they swooped in and and literally snagged them off one disney and disney was so pissed that they actually they had plans for twenty thirty vhs is in the bowl equal dvd series And they shut it down. just, after eight, it’s like, that’s it, we’re done. We don’t do anything else with you.
Len Testa: Eight.
Jim Hill: Yep. And so again, this is a very cutthroat personal business. But again, because they got the J Ward rights, that’s where they got Dudley Do-Right from. it’s not, don’t get me wrong. It’s not that this is necessarily, you know, I mean, it’s got some charm, but it’s an awfully cluttered design.
Len Testa: And a lot of the time you’re looking at it like, do I know that character? mean, well, I mean, I’m looking at Pogo. I know Pogo. Yeah, Pogo, we got the Phantom, Buddy, sorry, Betty Boop, Kathy, Heathcliff. but you know, they gave it a shot. And to be fair, they’re iconic characters. mean, here we’ve got, you know, Little Nemo, know, Winsor McCay. Yeah. You know, there is some good stuff here. Oh, God, there is Family Circus. There you go. I was joking, it’s true.
Jim Hill: And what’s killer though is leading away from the Family Circus is they literally have the dot. You can chase Billy!
Len Testa: So on the Sunday strips of Family Circus, sometimes they’ll do a dotted strip where they show what Billy did. know, for like take out the trash and they’ll show him going through the entire neighborhood. Take out the trash, they do one of those.
Jim Hill: Don’t get me wrong, they’re clever ideas. You have your water fountain. with every cartoon strip dog known to man. I mean, there are some fun ideas here, but it’s kind of cluttered, it’s kind of busy.
Len Testa: There are definitely a of water features here. feels… cooler because the water features. that’s… Ah, the Dagwood sandwich. This is actually, and they will serve it to you here. You actually can get a Dagwood sandwich.
Jim Hill: Really?
Len Testa: What’s in it?
Jim Hill: Everything. I think actually furniture.
Len Testa: Furniture. Do they have it on the list? I’d love to see what the ingredients are in the Dagwood sandwich. Let’s take a look. We’re going to go in and see if there’s to see if there’s an ingredient. Oh, there is. It’s $8.99. All right. Our famous Dagwood sandwich. fresh baked onion and poppy seed bread piled high with baked ham, turkey, roast beef, American Swiss cheese, topped with lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise, and mustard. Wow. That’s a sandwich. That’s pretty impressive.
Jim Hill: I’m sorry, if it doesn’t come with a complimentary Metamucil, I’m not having it. There’s not enough fiber in that one. There we go.
Len Testa: comes with a complimentary wicker charity.
Jim Hill: Anyway, this is, you talked about the water features. One of the reasons there’s so much water in this land, this, again, this is the park where you get wet. have, know, Popeye and Bluto’s, Bill Trav, Ratfuck. And then just beyond that is Jurassic Park. And you don’t just get wet on these things. It’s literally, you can go swimming and be drier.
Len Testa: way around getting completely
Jim Hill: No, absolutely. mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s a quality ride, it’s done well, it’s certainly, you you compare this to Cali River Rapids where it’s just, know, that somebody can swatch you with a wet sponge. But they have a wonderful, do you want to go take a look? Okay. A wonderful kid play area and again, that coupled with a just flat out terrific view across the water at Hogwarts. So. But again, sad thing is that anybody who rides Popeye isn’t necessarily re-riding Popeye.
Len Testa: No, no, Once you’ve done it, you’re that’s right. Okay, I am stoked for the week, thank you. So the ride vehicles for Popeye look a lot like the ride vehicles for Collier River Rapids. It’s a similar type of ride, but I don’t think on the same scale.
Jim Hill: But at the same time, mean look, we’re as busy as the park is today. It’s a five minute wait.
Len Testa: Yeah, and it’s warm outside.
Jim Hill: Yeah. So what does that tell you? You know? But at the same time, we have the Wimpy’s burgers over here and that’s again staying, you know, consistent to give the characters of the storyline, you know, coupled with our, our Popeye themed water plate or. know, climbing area play area here.
Len Testa: Sweet Pea’s climbing area?
Jim Hill: Yeah, they do some nice stuff. And again, there’s some great design back here.
Len Testa: We’re walking past a group of people who are just completely drenched. And they’re taking their clothes off and wringing them out. And frankly, some of them shouldn’t be, Charles.
Jim Hill: But anyway. Let’s go and find something nicer to look at, all right?
Len Testa: I think I’m blind, though, Jim. I think I’m blind. and uh… we’re walking up towards the olive which is uh… it’s like a boat play area for
Jim Hill: no and again great climbing great playing but again you know think about it you if you’ve been out to disneyland and been to you know the miss daisy compared that to you know uh… this three story structure
Len Testa: We’re walking over the bridge that is the Popeye attraction and we’re walking past a tugboat scene that is just dumping water all over one half of the rafts in the Popeye ride. I’m not talking about like a sprit. It looks like the waterfall on Jungle Cruise. It’s that much water. That’s incredible and we’re walking up now so we’re kind of elevated right now. We’re kind of up about one story. Have a great view of the Hulk, a great view of the other parts of the park. Jim, what’s that land straight across?
Jim Hill: Well again, we’re looking at Marvel. In fact, we’re looking at the footings for the Hulk coaster. And then if we come over here, we’ve got Sus’s Landing.
Len Testa: then Mithos. Mithos, is that a restaurant?
Jim Hill: Yes, but that’s, and again, this is where things get interesting. This is supposedly the best review of theme park restaurant in all of Orlando. And I’ve always had a little trouble with that story because it’s like, it’s never open. How could it be the best reviewed when anytime I ever go by it, it’s closed. You know, I mean, again, you know, just the fine people get in there.
Len Testa: Rape. It’s like Victoria and Albert’s. That’s why it must be one of them. Ah, got it. OK. But for burgers.
Jim Hill: So, but anyway, now you see just sort of the tale of Hogwarts.
Len Testa: Okay, so we’re looking, uh, Mithos, to the left of Mithos is Hogwarts Village.
Jim Hill: And Plymouth Rock!
Len Testa: Oh my Oh wow, I thought it was farther north. It’s shaped like a Plymouth. That’s funny. Okay. Um… No. The cruiser might be little quieter. We’re about 200 yards away from the Hulk Coaster, which tells you how loud that thing is. If you can hear it in the background.
Jim Hill: But as we stand here, you can see kind of one of the problems with this part. So much of it. mean, look over at Soos’ landing. All right, the vibrant, vibrant colors. it just, means when you commit to Soos’ world, you commit to Soos’ world. In fact, we were watching their little train thing work. That was an opening day attraction that never made it off the table. That was supposed to be Gerald Bucky McBean’s amazing train machine. Never quite worked the way it was supposed to. So this is what they were finally able to jury-rig it into working.
Len Testa: It’s an elevated, slow-moving train ride through Susa’s land, looks like. You’re right. In terms of visual contrast, going from right to We’ve got the green of the Hulk coaster. We’ve got the Mediterranean sort of look of the end of the the entryway. We’ve got Seuss’s landing, which is all sort of Technicolor odd-shaped structures. You’ve got a roller coaster in the back. That’s RupRide. You got Mythos, which is it looks like it’s carved out of rock. And then you’ve got Hogwarts. You’ve really got, you know, you know, we’re missing here is the Chrysler building because that would be that would be every every type of architecture you could possibly do.
Jim Hill: Well again, the irony here is if they had actually gone ahead with the Two Universal Project, right there was where Gotham City was going to be built and Marvel was going to be Metropolis. And in fact, what was kind of interesting is the lagoon, how they were going to close the park out every night, was they were going to do this massive lagoon show. In fact, the path we’re on was where guests were going to go to stand to see it, literally, idea was that elements from all four islands would come out and form a brand new island that will only come out at night and you know for example sailing out of Gotham City would be an iceberg that had been created by Mr. Freeze you know and now it would have been an amazing nighttime show but never quite again they did make that deal though interestingly enough one of the only reasons that Universal got Harry Potter was because of Seuss.
Jim Hill: Well, interesting thing that, you know, Disney had the first shot at JK Rowling and they actually, designed two attractions. There was a defense against the Dark Heart ride and then there was going to be, if you can believe it, a care and feeding of magical creatures petting zoo.
Len Testa: Wow.
Jim Hill: But it was only these two attractions. was only going to be, you know, and Disney was going back and forth about whether it was going to be in Fantasyland at the Magic Kingdom where they’re going to build it at the studio. And they basically… They totally mishandled J.K. Rowling. Long story short, this is a woman who was very hands-on. In a sort of way, Disney should have known better because it was like, it took them 15 years to convince P.L. Travers to give Walt Disney himself the rights to Mary Poppins. And Travers was a pushover compared to J.K. Rowling.
Jim Hill: But they basically… told her, honey, know, we’re Disney, we’re the very best at what we do, when we want your input, we’ll ask for it. And the negotiations just crashed and burned. Meanwhile, Universal gets wind of, you know, that the fact that she’s on the market again. And they’re so smart about it. They contact her and literally it’s like, look, Miss Rowling, understand you. know, theme park rides are available and we’d be so honored if you’d be part of our, you know, and we’d love to work with you. In fact, we’d consult you on every phase of the park.
Jim Hill: And so they fly around here and they literally walk her over to Seuss’s landing and say, look, you know, the Dr. Seuss stories. Look at how carefully we sculpt the characters. Look how lovingly we maintain these buildings. You know, we, we followed exactly what, Geisel did. And better yet, here’s Audrey Geisel, Dr. Seuss’s widow. Give her a call. Tell her, ask her how it was to work with Universal. And Audrey, Audrey was a huge pain in the ass. Audrey, when they were opening this park back in 99, she’s walking around going, that’s the wrong color, it. And they painted it.
Jim Hill: And that was the thing that said, look, I was really, really demanding. I put these guys through hell, and they did it. They did exactly what I want. I have no complaint at all about Universal. if you’re thinking of bringing Harry there I wholly you know a big thumbs up go with those guys and that’s what happened she decided to sign because of Suzy’s landing so that’s a great story yeah so anyway speaking of go Potter and walking for another three hours we’ll get there
Len Testa: I haven’t been to this park in years so it’s a completely lost as well right we’re walking back towards Jurassic Park is that it
Jim Hill: well we’re sort of screwed in the water here trying to figure out if we can actually get back out to Dudley Duroyd here.
Len Testa: We may have to swim for it, Jim.
Jim Hill: Well that’s another little, you know, of fascinating story of universal history because Dudley was supposed to be the attraction that opened the spring after the park opened. It was deliberately held in reserve.
Len Testa: Okay. for something else to do?
Jim Hill: And… They’re four months out from opening and they’re not, you know, we’re gonna need it. Is that all right? I think we go down here and go right. All right. problem is, we’re not ready. So…
Len Testa: that’s a dead end. And apparently we’re meeting up with other people who are stuck in the dead end. Do think we have to go back up that way? Okay. Alright, I’m following you at this point.
Jim Hill: Anyway!
Len Testa: And they were never heard from again. Let this podcast be a recording of our last thoughts on Earth. Alright, anyway, back to… I didn’t look like it went anywhere. Let me check, hold on, there’s an area over here. let me look, me look, let me look, let me look. Nope, that’s nothing, dead end. Does anybody have any food?
Jim Hill: said, I’d miss.
Len Testa: Jim’s playing Battleship. that’d be funny. Anyway. That’s what we need, a theme park based on board games.
Jim Hill: Do not give them any ideas. Remember, Battleship the movie is actually opening this year.
Len Testa: Is it really?
Jim Hill: yes. Yes.
Len Testa: Seriously. What? There’s a plot?
Jim Hill: Aliens. And fact, what’s fascinating is that when the aliens actually attack the battleship, they fire what look like big white plastic pegs into the side of the ship.
Len Testa: that’s beautiful. if you’re a literalist when playing the game, you’ll be completely happy. There you go.
Jim Hill: Anyway, back to Dudley again. So they have four months and they get it open. But it’s like, look, we don’t we have show scenes that aren’t done. like, I don’t care.
Len Testa: And they’re still not done.
Jim Hill: They’re still not done. Still not done. 15 years later. Yeah, was one of these things where it’s like, we’re going to have to get back to that at some time. And I never have. Wow. Now, you’ve ridden Dudley at some point, right?
Len Testa: Oh, yeah. I got soaked on it.
Jim Hill: So, but you remember the Pirates of the Caribbean gag at the end?
Len Testa: No, I don’t remember it.
Jim Hill: Well, the last scene before you get to the offload area is Snidely Whiplash, you know, in jail, literally. aping the scene from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Len Testa: a dog?
Jim Hill: Only in this case it’s a beaver holding the set of pears.
Len Testa: That’s great. I think we can go up and to the right to to Jurassic Park.
Jim Hill: I Anyway, pushing on. So, I don’t know, I remember from… Angela my friend who actually worked this project just the poor thing being out here in this mudfield This was literally the last land to get done because they didn’t know from day to day Who they’d land the rights for? Which which characters that we’ve got and it’s just sort of like okay, and let’s hurry and get that facade built so
Len Testa: Wow, all right, so we’re walking over we’re leaving the The land of cartoons and we’re heading over towards Jurassic park.
Jim Hill: And again, this was when this place opened. This was their castle. This was what was supposed to drive you ever deeper into this park. some of this stuff works back here and some of it does not. I mean, for example, we’re working at Pterodon Flyers right now. And a wonderful attraction if you weigh three pounds.
Len Testa: Yeah, it’s got height requirements that prevent lots and lots and lots of people from riding it,
Jim Hill: Absolutely, and coupled with the fact that it’s got virtually zero capacity. Charming idea, you know, when it came time to actually build the thing, it just never quite came together the way it was supposed to.
Len Testa: Anyway, here we come up on Ripsaw Falls, which has the wonderful exploding building effect. Here we go. so we’re passing by Ripsaw Falls. on our left. It’s got a sort of a splash mountainy type feel to it. There’s tons and tons of water just pouring out of the rapids, actually, Ripsaw Falls, I guess. And as each ride vehicle goes down, water can shoot out and spray everywhere. It’s just a ton of water. It’s a great effect, though. very, visually, it’s very interesting.
Jim Hill: Absolutely, absolutely. Again, it just would have been interesting if it had been built as designed and more to the point finished. But I’m funny that way. I complete it still.
Len Testa: We’re coming up on the entry to Jurassic Park. It’s got the big doors from the movie. Yeah, the Pterodon flyers look like it’s a relatively straightforward attraction, hanging sort of coaster for kids.
Jim Hill: So that said, one of the nicest things about the success of Harry Potter was that because they were suddenly dealing with that many more people in the park, they actually brought back their Triceratops encounter attraction here. You ever done that?
Len Testa: No.
Jim Hill: It’s… It’s this incredibly sophisticated… You know, again… Basically, it’s the guys in Canada who did the robotic space arm for the shuttle. And what they did is they built an audio animatronic triceratops that you literally go into the barn. And there’s a trainer there who’s, you hi, you have a four and five minute encounter with an animal that doesn’t exist. It’s really, really clever. But they actually shut it down because… Well, again, circling back to our Tomorrowland story, the entrance path was so obscure. that people didn’t know what to do.
Len Testa: We’re now walking through the Jurassic Parkland. So one of the things I like about the entrance here, Jim, is just like the Animal Kingdom, they’ve themed the walkway. So it’s got plant imprints on it, like fossils and stuff. And the plants themselves on either side are representative of early time, so ferns, simpler plants, and things like that.
Jim Hill: No, absolutely. Though the flip side of this is this comes at a cost, that if you’re in a wheelchair or you’re in a DA vehicle, it makes the pavement that much rougher. you know, so it’s always a balancing act when you’re talking with ops. Never mind the fact that these are harder to maintain, because you know, not only have to paint the pavement, but you have to paint in a little shadow to sell the idea that, that’s a fraud, or that’s a footprint, you know, nice.
Jim Hill: Speaking of nice though, the Camp Jurassic here, the kiddie play area, I think again among the best in Orlando. The only thing, as an adult, if you take your child in there, you can lose them for days. I remember coming here with EJ and Jonathan White and just two small boys who, I think we were here for two hours and then eventually it’s like look, Let another family adopt you. We’ve waited long enough. We can’t find you. That’s it.
Len Testa: Wow. So that was a boat that just came out of the Jurassic Park ride. That is a tremendous amount of water.
Jim Hill: Absolutely. Absolutely. But that’s the interesting thing is people here like to do the water triathlon. They will do this, then they’ll go over and do Dudley, and then they’ll build Dread, and then they’ll dribble throughout the rest of the park.
Len Testa: Wow. It’s good way of universal to irrigate the rest of the park. moisture wicking from the guests.
Jim Hill: Yeah, because of course, know, in Florida they have that, they need more humidity.
Len Testa: Yeah, that’s it. This is a place that just, you know, it’s not damp enough. It needs to be, it’s so arid normally that we need more moisture. We’re walking past one of those fans that… blow the missing fans. That’s a little bit of noise. So I think Camp Jurassic one entrance so at least you you have a half a chance of actually getting your children back. You can play zone. There we go. we go. So the Jurassic Park land has a restaurant, has a gift shop of course, and it’s got two or three attractions if you include the camp right?
Jim Hill: Absolutely. But again remember the Triceratops thing and actually there’s an expansion pad that they have yet to use back here.
Len Testa: Really?
Jim Hill: Behind the outfitters? Yep. And this is actually for a Jurassic Park Jeep attraction that they have, they literally, they’ve had it designed now for 15 years. They’re ready to go. But it takes the thing from the movie that everybody saw, riding in the ride vehicle and something goes horribly wrong. Right. But, you know, who knows? Maybe someday, I know that there is talk at Universal about doing a fourth Jurassic Park film, fact, maybe rebooting the series. And perhaps as part of that, they’ll finally take that idea out of, know, out of hock, so to speak.
Len Testa: We’re walking now towards the, through the back end of Jurassic Park. We’re coming up on, I guess there’s place to get temporary tattoos, pizza. You know, the interesting thing though, still, I mean, we’re, the view leaving the Jurassic Park isn’t terrible. Hogwarts castle looming in the distance but this pizza place, the theme fits in with the land. It’s really not bad. They’ve got a show building that’s, I guess the Hogwarts show building which is pretty big but overall they’ve done pretty well with the… with the sight lines.
Jim Hill: No, and again, the only problem is that, in fact, this is why we’re seeing, you know, when Hogwarts bumps out, it’s going to go down the hill toward Sinbad, let alone what they’re doing over at Universal Studios Florida. just, this is as far as they can go in this direction. This is as far as Hogwarts can go without taking out the Jurassic Park stuff. And, you know, the sad part of it is that they were… They were hoping that they’d actually be able to do here the dining experience. They give people a meal in the Great Hall and they’re still circling around on that idea.
Len Testa: Would they have to expand out this way?
Jim Hill: Well, that’s the problem. You’d really want to take out, I mean, don’t know what sort of support buildings are behind here, but you’ve got restrooms, you’ve got a pizza place, you’ve got room to do it. Well, the problem is that as they want to do the Great Hall, first of all, know, when are you going to pay $60, $70, $80 for for that sort of character dining, is what we’re talking about. They’re gonna wanna at least think that they’re going into Hogwarts Castle, so you have to build it in this area, and you have to figure out how to load people in.
Jim Hill: More to the point, though, it’s gotta be built. The Great Hall itself has to be built on the second floor, because the kitchens have to be below. There’s an effect they’ve got planned for the show that’s absolutely killer.
Len Testa: That, what is it?
Jim Hill: Well, basically, again, if you know from the Harry Potter films, starts with the food magically appearing. So people who are dining at the Great Hall are going to want to see the food magically appear. and they’ve figured out how to do it. And it’s actually a really clever idea that that. What they’ll do is that you’ll sit at long common tables and there’ll be what appears to be an empty silver platter in front of you. And then the wait staff will walk in with the top of a tureen, which they show you without showing you that it’s empty. There is nothing in it. It’s light.
Jim Hill: They’re sort of spinning. And they put it down on the table and on a five count they lift it and it’s filled with food. It’s steaming hot chicken and beef. And everyone’s like, wow, how did you do that? Well, how they do that is that again, kitchen blow and they put the food on a hydra. like ram. The platter in front of you literally is like a drawer. It slides out of place, food comes up, and the food is there. The couple of tests they’ve done, it’s really good with chicken, it’s great with beef, not so much with the mashed potatoes.
Len Testa: Well that’s exactly, you lift up the top of the turian and you scoop out the mashed potatoes.
Jim Hill: But they’ll figure it out. that’s what they wanted, because again, the survey work, that was literally one of the top three that people who came to Harry Potter they love what they have here but they want to ride the Gingras Coaster they want to ride Hogwarts and they want to eat the Great Hall and so it’s like two of those they figured out and now it’s just finding space for the third.
Len Testa: That’s good segue so we’re about to enter Harry Potter land here. We’re still going sorry sorry sorry no this is the visitor center here. I totally edit this out so it doesn’t make us make me sound like I don’t know what I’m talking about and by totally edit out I mean let’s keep it in because that’s what happened. this again I guess is closed for the season now but this is where the Triceratops attraction is located that I guess now it’s open on a seasonal basis which is a shame it’s great fun to see the gate through there. see the queue.
Jim Hill: So, by the way again this is your castle this is what’s supposed to drive you deep into the park but you know if you do hear a complaint about islands it’s that The walkways are very, very, very twisty.
Len Testa: It is,
Jim Hill: But again, you want to give that sense of more space than there actually is here. Because that’s the other problem with this park is that given how massive so many of these attractions are, you need giant show buildings. mean, if you’re out driving on Sand Lake Road, you can see the size. of the Jurassic Park Riveride building. It’s huge. It’s like the tiny version of the vehicle assembly building at NASA.
Len Testa: I think they have tons of room for expansion. We’re walking past the dinosaur in the Discovery Center. It doesn’t look like that populated to me.
Jim Hill: Here’s the problem. this is this to me universal owns Jurassic Park They don’t have to pay and it well, okay. All right, have to pay Michael Crichton’s estate. Okay and Random House Okay, but everything else they own Whereas with Harry Potter everything is in negotiation, you know, you got to go back to JK. In fact, you know You take for example that this One the reasons they haven’t officially announced what they’re doing over in USF is that they still haven’t got her to completely sign on board with it. So it’s like, you’re going to agree to do this? Yeah, in principle. It’s like, well, could you sign a contract? In principle. In theory, I could sign a contract.
Len Testa: All right, we’re leaving Jurassic Park. We’re about to go over the bridge to, I guess this is Harry Potter Land?
Jim Hill: All right, this is a good place to stop. We’ll pick up again in a minute.
Len Testa: Alright Jim, we’re getting ready to walk into the Dr. Seuss Land? What’s the…
Jim Hill: Seuss Landing. And again, just for those of you who are purists, yes, we cheated. Alright, we were in Jurassic Park, we are now, you know, at Seuss Landing.
Len Testa: Magically in Seuss Landing.
Jim Hill: We, and through the magic of editing, we may splice all this together to appear seamless.
Len Testa: there we go. Alright. Okay. this is…
Jim Hill: Again, the… This is the land where Universal really, really, really tried to show, you know, this is their equivalent of Fantasyland and what they could do. And the fact that it’s such a great physical representation of Geisel’s books doesn’t necessarily mean that it was all successful. I for example, we’re standing across from the long-shuttered Green Eggs and Ham Shop, which… You know, again, a great idea on paper, because they did it authentically. They actually sold green eggs. They sold green eggs and ham.
Len Testa: Really?
Jim Hill: It was eggs with green food coloring. And people would get in line and this is wonderful. This is cool. And I’m not eating this. so they were trash cans full of this just right off to the side where people would take one bite and then throw it away. Because, you know, green eggs and ham.
Len Testa: And the ham was green too?
Jim Hill: No, the ham was actually the right color, but green eggs. anyway, we have, cool. Did you, I’m sorry, you just missed it. Universal has feral cats. No, seriously, one just ran out of, in fact ironic, if I ran the zoo, ran out of, you know. The feral cat ran out of the, if I ran the zoo exhibit. In if you’ll notice, we have a Universal employee with a net trying to catch the feral cat. so with really big gloves to like, Like the kind of gloves that if you were blowing glass, then you need to stick your hands in an oven. Those are the kind of gloves the man has on.
Len Testa: He went that-a-way. He went that-a-way. Jimmy’s directioning in the way the cat went. Okay.
Jim Hill: Anyone? No! It’s kind of ironic they’re trying to catch it because Disney, least in California, actually cultivates its feral cats because, of course, they keep the rodent population down. You know, which is kind of ironic. Again, Mickey Mouse, but we’ll get into that later.
Len Testa: We’re walking past the Carousel.
Jim Hill: Which, again, you Disney collectibles fan, a lot of the authentic Seuss animals for the Carousel were actually sculpted by Maggie Parr, the Imagineer who You know, worked for years on sadly projects that didn’t get made for Disney like Beastly Kingdom for Disney’s animal kingdom. But you know, she now mostly makes her living painting wonderful Disney paintings that recreate settings from the parks and put the characters in them. But one of her earlier gigs after she left Disney was doing this carousel.
Len Testa: Nice. We’re walking past the Cat in the Hat right now. What does that look like,
Jim Hill: Well, to be honest, it’s a dark ride that is very well done but could have benefited from a little less spinning. fact, that’s one of the complaints that parents make a lot about this ride is that their kids would love it except for the fact that… Every so often, the vehicles really whip around and sort of freak out the kids.
Len Testa: Ah, that’s a shame. And then we’re passing one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, which is essentially Dumbo. It’s a spinner ride.
Jim Hill: Dumbo when you get spat. Well, it’s actually closer to the magic carpet to Aladdin because you do get spat on in this thing.
Len Testa: That’s right. There’s water feature where the fish spit on you during the ride.
Jim Hill: again, they did such a nice job when it comes to sculpting. you know the Seuss characters and just taking the world of the books and making it three-dimensional and And but the interesting thing is the back door component of this is that because they had this working relationship now with Audrey Geisel that then allowed them to make movies like The Grinch which we won’t talk about and just opening this week in The Lorax.
Len Testa: and we’re walking by the other Trafila trees right now and the Lorax was behind us. The Trafila trees here are a little bit faded.
Jim Hill: Yeah well that and and again this is part of the problem with committing to something like this that because the colors and the stylization in the Seuss books are so distinct. know, a painting crew basically starts at one end of this thing, finishes, and then goes right back. Because, you know, this is central Florida, colors get burned out immediately.
Len Testa: You can tell actually where they’re at right now. So they’re not quite at the Lorax yet, but they’ve definitely completed the Dr. Seuss All the Books You Can Read store because those colors are really, really vibrant.
Jim Hill: Absolutely, and as we get deeper in here, mean, just the Gerter McFuzz, you know, I mean, this part of it pops, but…
Len Testa: It’s hysterical, the difference, because I that’s a great green right
Jim Hill: Yeah, yeah. But again, come back in three months and it’ll be faded. You know, just these sorts of colors just can’t, you know, just can’t deal with the harsh Florida sun, central Florida sun, so… But again, to be fair, they have committed to doing it right. And now, again, everybody knows about Hidden Mickeys. What I love about Seuss’ landing is we actually have a hidden Dr. Seuss.
Len Testa: We have a hidden Dr. Seuss in Seuss’ Okay, over here.
Jim Hill: Alright, we’re over by the police car. Mulberry Street. If you see the police car, there’s a band full of three dignitaries. Look at the one on the far left. That’s Cedar Rock Castle. could also be Bob Salinger. I’m not entirely sure. I’m going with Geisel. Okay, but again, they do a nice, nice job.
Len Testa: That’s great. We’re passing the Mulberry Street store, the Gizmo’s Gadgets and Goodies Galore.
Jim Hill: And it’s nice to see they got the train attraction finally going through. This was an opening day thing that never quite got out of the box. It took them four and five years to finally get something up and running.
Len Testa: Wow. It’s an elevated train ride around Seuss’s Landing. I like the name of the store. Goose Juice.
Jim Hill: I think around the corner we actually have Moose Juice.
Len Testa: Goose Juice and Moose Juice?
Jim Hill: Come on. Gotta read your Dr. Seuss.
Len Testa: And now we’re walking over the bridge. we’re at the end of the Seuss Landing. We’re at the bridge to go to Harry Potter Land.
Jim Hill: Shall we go, Injun? Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun will probably go under the knife in the next four or five years. The only thing that’s supposedly hands off is mythos and even then there’s talk of you know would this be that much more popular as a Harry Potter themed restaurant. mean face it you can’t really go wrong at Universal these days when it comes if you put Harry Potter something you know people get on line for it yeah and you know and it’s right now they have the demand exceeds supply and they’re just looking for ways to bump that out.
Jim Hill: So, I take for example here, we’re walking up on the edge of Poseidon’s fury. One of the concepts that has been kicked around is using this theater, this facility for a chamber of secrets show. Second Harry Potter book, you know, the notion is that you would go into this space and, you know, to be deep under, you know, the hills of Hogwarts and, you know, come face to face with a basilisk. So, but again, it’s a shame because this has, you look at, I love the statue that fell in and it’s over. I mean, here you have Poseidon’s head, his foot, his arm. mean, there’s so much great detail, great work here that, but again, you have to, this is the second iteration of the show because the first version, people were like, the show’s called Poseidon’s Fury. Where is Poseidon? You know.
Len Testa: They had to literally change it out to create a new version that heavily featured Poseidon. So this is another, another of the Seven Wonders of the World, right? So out front was the lighthouse at Alexandria. Another one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World was a Poseidon sitting astride the harbor at, and then it was destroyed in an earthquake.
Jim Hill: that’s interesting, that’s interesting theme. there any other wonders in the? I think, you see the problem is that was the design idea that they were married to initially, but continued to fall away. And you know, it’s a shame. But again, I just, love these giant chunks of the statue. just.
Len Testa: It’s really well done. You see the feet. standing in stride, the entrance to the theater. That really is thinking, actually. It’s pretty clever.
Jim Hill: Again, there’s some wonderful storytelling in this part. And sadly, the story is coming to an end relatively soon. Make way for more Potter. Like some background music back here, it’s nice. And again, just fun little retail shops, but of course, who, I can’t know. No one’s buying Poseidon merchandise these days.
Len Testa: There there you go. It’s like, you’re walking by somebody reading a Harry Potter book. It’s just, all right, okay. Just some notes. They’re starting before they ride the ride, just to make sure.
Jim Hill: I want to make sure I get There’s a quiz at the end right here. So anyway, if all… If what they’re saying is true, that what will happen in phase three of Pawdakas, phase two of course is the Diagon Alley project for Universal Studios Florida, you’re now going to bump out the borders of Hogsmeade Village and this is going to be basically the hillside that the students walk down to go to the Hogwarts at Cress and there will be pretty much approximately where Sinbad is right now. by a train station that will run back and forth between the two parks. in fact, the disaster attraction over there will be redressed as white, there’s a white chapel, no, King’s Cross Station. And that’s where, back and forth, you’ll ride from one Harry Potter experience to the other.
Len Testa: So you’ll get on the train, you’ll go to one park, you’ll get off the train, you’ll be in another park, then you get back on the train to come back to your original park?
Jim Hill: Yes, that’s it exactly. but again, they’re hoping that you do in fact wander out away from Harry Potter at some point. that you don’t just get off the train and get back on? And here’s the sad part, we’re gonna lose fun little… I mean… Now mind you, the fountain didn’t used to play music like this, but this is the interactive fountain where the… You know, there’s a playoff stage watching through a camera who’s busy assaulting children via water.
Len Testa: So we’re out in front of the eighth voyage of Sinbad and there’s a water fountain that’s normally just sort of a relatively calm fountain, you know, that the water stays inside the area that it’s supposed to. But then apparently it occasionally erupts. and sprays water 20 feet across. The one disconcerting thing that Jim mentioned is that the background music that was playing while the fountain was going off was Cypress Hills, Insane in the Membrane. Not exactly true to form for. I’ve seen this in bad movie. Maybe there was in the stop motion one that I didn’t see entirely all the way through. Moving on, moving on. Now that song is going be in our heads for the rest of the day.
Jim Hill: But again, just, to be honest, you look around this, this isn’t going to be an area that necessarily is going to be missed. I we’re in a gaming section. It’s not designed, it’s the area.
Len Testa: No, and as much money as the games make, they probably make more with Potter.
Jim Hill: absolutely, absolutely. But, you know, as we walk up to the gates of Hogsmeade Village, just picture this going 300 feet further back there.
Len Testa: Frankly, mean, looking at it, I’m surprised they haven’t done it already.
Jim Hill: Well, because you have to close it to do it. And it’s like, you’re gonna turn off the money machine? yeah, yeah. Again, one of the things they hope to address while doing this is the issue with the Dragon Challenge Coaster. When this was the Ice Dragon, the Fire Dragon, back when it was lost content, this was one of the most popular attractions in the entire park. They would have epic lines. And now, it does less than a third or the fourth of the business. But again, it comes back to a theme that we’ve talked about before. mean, come on over, take a look.
Len Testa: Hi, we’re over in Harry Potterland. We’ve just passed the Hogwarts Express train. We’re passing by Hogsmeade Station. We’ve got Honeydukes on our left. We’ve got these amazing Butterbeer Cruts. It’s really like walking into Grand Central Station, you know, on New Year’s Eve. There’s just people everywhere, all around. It’s the middle of the day. It’s really, really warm. Excuse me, go ahead. Kids running underfoot, it’s a circle.
Jim Hill: As busy as it is, notice how few people are actually going to Dragon Challenge. It’s because it’s this little modest recessed door. There’s a five minute wait right now for Dragon Challenge. So we’re in the busiest land, in the busiest of the Universal theme parks, and there’s a Harry Potter themed attraction for which there’s a five minute wait. And the amazing thing is if you go up the hill here, there’s wonderful props. And in fact, that’s the other thing to understand about the The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. It’s a very specific time. This is set in the fourth book, the fourth film. You’re literally in the middle of the Triwizard Tournament. you are in the world of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire on the day of the Dragon Challenge, before things start to go south. So it’s still a relatively happy time in the Potter universe. And that’s literally where they’ve frozen the characters.
Jim Hill: And in fact you go up the hill here and hero all of the banner the handmade banners by the Hogwarts students for their their heroes and If I get as smart as they’ve been with all of the propping here is you actually go in a top of the hill There is a goblet of fire when you go into the next room There are these wonderful amazing fifty thousand dollars worth of tapestries that Universal had made in Hungary that are gonna depict the great wizards of the past watching the tournament However, they are in the room with the candles dangling down. And in order to sell the candle effect, they had to turn down the light. So literally, if you want to see some amazing tapestry, bring your camera with a flash, all right? And when you’re in that space, wait till other guests pass through and take a couple of shots. So when you go home, look at the wonderful tapestries, because you can’t see them here.
Len Testa: Wow. Just walking to see them here. Sure, sure, So walking past one of the Butterbeer carts, and I’m going to count the number of people in line. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. There’s like 50 people in line for Butterbeer.
Jim Hill: In a lot of ways it’s the biggest attraction here and certainly it’s the most profitable. mean, when you think about, know, it’s not exactly in Coca-Cola country as in Coca-Cola is what? eight ounces of water and you know three pennies worth of syrup but it’s a relatively short list of ingredients relatively cheap to make and they’re making money hand over fist.
Len Testa: that’s great. Anyway to get- What’s this structure right here that we’re Sort of like a-
Jim Hill: This is if you know your Harry Potter stories that- Okay all messages travel by owl the owl post and so what you’re seeing here is literally you know the owl read that this is where all and in fact what I love about their attention to detail is we have plastic owls in here that’s heads that swivel but again assuming that they’re real owls there’s owl poop under each of the…
Len Testa: there is, there is.
Jim Hill: you know just but again the idea was to make this as lived in you know I mean literally the idea is you walked into the books you walked into the movies and the only problem with that is that and this this really only becomes an issue during the summer months but because This area is almost all black and gray stone. It doesn’t just hold the heat. It’s an easy bake oven. again, there’s a reason that people are looking for beverages because they’re dying here. But no, has, there is honestly so much, we could do an entire podcast just about this land. There is so much attention to detail. Whether it’s the snowy roofs of Hogsmeade Village. or the individual windows of each of the stores that, for example, where you buy your quidditch equipment, there’s a snitch flying around in the window. I mean, just so much, the only problem right now is this is so hugely popular, it’s almost impossible to move in here. just, you know.
Len Testa: I wouldn’t want to bring a stroller in here.
Jim Hill: Well, and that’s the thing. In fact, at certain times of the year, it’s a… one way traffic only. You come in one side and they direct you out the other. You know, they cut off access through Jurassic Park area.
Len Testa: What’s that straight ahead, Jim?
Jim Hill: That is the three broomsticks along with the hogshead tavern. fact, let us stuck in there and get you a beverage.
Len Testa: A beverage, you say? All right, we’ll walk over there and see what we can do about a beverage. I’m intrigued. You guys hear the background music? So this is a bar, shop, drink shop? place where we file taxes. We’re going into the Hog’s Head. Apparently some sort of refreshment stand. We’ll see how long the line is for whatever it is that we’re doing. it’s a bar, it’s a bar.
Jim Hill: it is. Now, I was actually here for the grand opening of The Wizarding World. again, through, again, didn’t do this deliberately. was, the first went off of the press bus. They had a red carpet set up and I ended up, but it was covered with, was raining, it was covered with plastic, and some Universal employee shooed me off of it. And I finally wound up. in the day out, see? My prom day found work. So, I was the only reporter let in to the Wizarding World for 90 minutes. And I had the place basically to myself.
Jim Hill: And so I ended up going from store store interviewing people and got some amazing information about, for example, the typical guest when they got into the Harry Potter stores during the soft opening, they were spending $175 a person. on robes and on average. they were talking about there had been some families, one family that came over from Britain that spent $1,500. They had to have one of everything. anyway, so I end up here in the Hogshead Tavern frantically taking notes. And I’m really not paying attention to what’s going on around me.
Jim Hill: And they had decided to bring in 30 to 50 Universal employees and dress them as wizards. for the press event. And this became the facility that they held them in. So I look up and I’m literally I am now in the movie, all right? Because they’re all sitting here waiting. And it’s like, oh jeez, know, it’s literally in my brain, was like, one of these things is not liked yet. So I gotta get out of here. I’m trying to discreetly get out of the room and I must have stepped on the back of 30 different cloaks because it was like, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Jim Hill: So I end up back in the three broomsticks portion, which is now empty. And I’m sitting there and there’s this English family, you know, just sort of sitting alone and I grab the other table and sit down. and eventually become aware of the conversation and it’s like, what do you think, Her Majesty is coming out this evening? It’s like, well, she has to. She’s been working with them all week. And it’s like, I eventually realized it’s J.K. Rowling’s family that had flown over for the event. And they proceed to talk about how the poor woman had been out in the park after hours with literally, I mean, her attention to detail here was almost insane. She was walking around talking about correcting the moss on the side of the building here.
Jim Hill: I have different species in mind. It would have been here longer, so it needs to be a little larger here, and this is damp, and it just, it was fascinating, and again, it’s just one these things where you’re sitting, listening, and trying not to, I’m really not a creepy eavesdropper, you know, I happen to be in the area hearing this conversation. But, but again, I just, I love this facility, but.
Len Testa: But the other thing is, think about it, you just talked about 50 people being in line. In line for a beverage. Okay, we just walked into this place, we are now what, fifth in line? Yeah, so a quick tip is if you actually want the Butterbeer, it’s faster to go into the Hogshead Tavern? Yes. Hogsmeat Hogs
Jim Hill: It’s also the only for the audio and the metatronic hogshead behind the bar that periodically comes to life.
Len Testa: Yeah, it’s kind of interesting, it’s a pretty large hogshead. So what are you gonna do? You’re gonna do… You gonna do Frozen or you gonna do…
Jim Hill: How about one of each? That way you can…
Len Testa: Are you buying the butter beer?
Jim Hill: I’ll buy the butter
Len Testa: Jim is buying the butter beer, folks. excited here. This line is a… Actually this is fairly detailed. Is there upstairs seating? that what those stairs are for? that a prop?
Jim Hill: No, no, no. In fact, we’ll step into the deeper part of the bar here, but with this…
Len Testa: Oh, it goes way back.
Jim Hill: In fact, what’s fascinating is if you actually go in into the… Again, this is a geeky little touch. But go into the three broomsticks and look up. This is Florida. They need air conditioning. They need duct work. You can’t see it. Alright, they’ve literally put a false ceiling in of a tavern, you know, in the Harry Potter world. And then all the duck work is above that, hidden away. mean…
Len Testa: It’s genius.
Jim Hill: Yeah, absolutely. So…
Len Testa: So we’re doing one of these.
Jim Hill: One frozen and one regular. Fabulous.
Len Testa: Alright folks, we’re gonna pause this for second until we get our Butterbeer and then we’ll be back. Alright, so we’re taking a break inside the Hogshead Brewery. We’ve got Jim’s buying the drinks. Thank you Jim. Ha, interesting. Alright, so we’ve got two drinks here. We’ve got the frozen version and then we’ve got the liquid version. So on the non-frozen version, it looks like this bubbling marshmallows.
Jim Hill: The head is added at the end. It’s literally the finishing touch. It’s a separate station where they added almost like the whipped cream on a cake.
Len Testa: It looks like a… It’s hard to describe. It looks like it’s wet bubbles. All right, here we go. It’s like gum. Cream soda, butterscotch, and it’s really sweet. Sweeter even. Laurel’s making the yucky face. It’s been a while. I’m going to try the frozen version now. Here, give it a shot. It’s almost like a mocha. It’s a different flavor for me.
Jim Hill: Maybe they need to chain the hog head. I could get used to the frozen versions. The cold really helps it a lot. The downside of this is, as Nancy pointed out at lunch today, it’s a fast lane to a brain freeze.
Len Testa: yeah, I can already feel it. It’s really good, thank you Jim.
Jim Hill: But it’s almost worth it alone, rather than to pay cash to do this at a credit card because they literally hand you a quill.
Len Testa: Really?
Jim Hill: So it’s like, well, you have to sign your card. It’s in.
Len Testa: So, no, I’m Here’s your inkwell. There you go.
Jim Hill: No, there’s, again, I think the storytelling particularly here in the Three Gorms, Six Hogs, is so well done. What’s fascinating though is that at the opening, I got to chat with Stuart Craig and he said the problem was that we had done three movies that featured scenes in, you know, The Hog’s Head and The Three Broomsticks and each time we had changed the look of it, you know, coupled with what it said in the book and what the layout of this place was like. And so it was literally trying to take all of these elements and give it a unified view while at the same time making it a restaurant that worked at a theme park. that they can plug with like, you know, fire regulation.
Jim Hill: But at same time, just across the way here with the three broomsticks, they, that’s authentic English fare. I mean, you know, you can get scotch eggs, can get bangers and mash, fish and chips. And what’s particularly fun about it is that their menu board is done in the style of the wanted posters from the movies. So, you know, where you saw serious black screaming that, It’s that large woodblock kind of print with images that fade out. But again, the details, the dedication to bringing the world of the books and the movies to life here is just kind of stunning. now, you know, that’s where kind of the gauntlet has been thrown down for Disney.
Jim Hill: It’s going to be interesting, you know, between Cars Land in California coupled with Fantasyland Forest as to whether or not… Disney can reclaim the high ground when it comes to themed entertainment. It’s going to be difficult for them to reach this level of detail in Venezuela because they probably started this…
Len Testa: I don’t know if they aspire to this level of detail. The room that we’re in is, what, three horse stories tall? Yep. And it’s detailed from the ground all the way up to the very top of the ceiling. I mean, just look across the way at the dining room. You have all of these mismatched chairs.
Jim Hill: Yep. Because again, this is a tavern. This is a place where people just come to eat, and it’s got to service a lot of people. But again, they’ve done… Such a nice job, and to Disney’s credit, it’s gonna be interesting to see what happens when Be Our Guest opens. Because that is gonna be… That’s gonna be a joint comparison here. That’s exactly it. You can dine in the West Wing, you can dine in the Grand Ballroom, or you can literally dine in the Be Our Guest dining room, with the giant tables and all that. That’s gonna be fascinating.
Jim Hill: The one thing I was hearing about that though is they have been having trouble with the Living Character Initiative figures. that they wanted to do that. If you remember the early concept paintings for it, you would actually see sort of tea trays being pushed through and on each of these there was an audio animatronic lumiere, there was a Mrs. Potts and Chip, and it’s like, it’s one thing to do Remy the Rat when he’s six inches tall and really doesn’t have to say anything. Me, me, me, me, me, me, he’s done. It’s quite another thing to figure out who’s backstage doing the Jerry Vorbach impression. Hello! You know, so.
Jim Hill: But I don’t know, again, the only complaint you can make about Harry Potter is that literally the Wizarding World is too popular. It’s not big enough. It’s not big enough. And that’s kind of a good problem to have. But yeah, universal internally fought about this, about how big is too big. when it came down to it, it’s like, well, obviously we have to do the ride right. In fact, that’s…
Len Testa: That’s where we’re headed next, you think? Or… We are. Just one last thing on this. One of the things that’s amazing to me about the architecture of the Tamarisk, obviously it’s a modern restaurant. It meets fire code. It meets all the health and safety measures. But you don’t see like a giant air conditioning turret at the top, you?
Jim Hill: No, absolutely. And in fact, that’s really one of the wonders of… This complex you can look up and it looks like an authentic 16th century tavern But the ductwork the electrical, you know, again, this is air-conditioned right here. It’s all here You just can’t see it, you know, they’ve hidden it all very very well
Len Testa: This tremendous trying to I’ve been in temperature in England and this is pretty darn close. I mean I Would imagine you’re not going to get the same response from asking for butter beer though.
Jim Hill: No, I will tell you this much while I was at the bar There’s this interesting conversation, again, this lovely suburban woman comes up and she’s negotiating that she and her family want six butter beers and a real beer and they want an empty glass. Because they want to pour Amstel Light into a glass with butter beer and see what it tastes like. I’ve never seen, you the Universal employee was so trying to talk her out of it so hard it’s like, you don’t understand, this will all separate. All right, the alcohol will mix with this. and you’ll have glop. And in fact, I don’t know what it will form, but I wouldn’t drink it.
Len Testa: There’s a small chance of potential explosion.
Jim Hill: But she was determined. She was walking off with her empty cup in her amp still and all of her children with their butterbeer. So watch the news tonight, folks. There could be a really ugly story.
Len Testa: I would love to know how they make this. We’re going have to do a… All right, should we go ride the ride?
Jim Hill: Sure.
Len Testa: See you in a minute. Sorry, so you’ve just ridden Forbidden Journey with Harry Potter. It’s a remarkable attraction. It’s got an incredible amount of detail in the queue. The ride itself is fantastic. You’re on a Kuka arm that goes along a track, and you’re swinging from scene to scene. I thought it was gonna be all CGI, Jim, but a lot of it is actual sets that they’ve established. But the interesting thing is, going through the queue, you realize that there’s so much detail in there, it’s gonna be really interesting to see how Disney responds to that.
Jim Hill: No, in fact, again, Cars Land Radiator Springs Racer is supposedly Disney’s response. And don’t get me wrong, they’re wonderful characters, but again, it’s two films versus seven books and eight movies. you know, and in fact, that’s the thing I think that was so smart about this is getting the actual cast to film this before, you know, they got to work on, you know, the last of the half-bored prints. it’s just, you know, between the audio and the visuals, and it’s just… and mixing back and forth from the film to the practical sets. it’s the new gold standard for a themed attraction.
Len Testa: It really is the, you you’re walking through the queue and it’s not just static rooms you’re going through. There are things to interact with in virtually every room. There’s films or there’s paintings that come alive. There’s lighting, there’s rich detail everywhere.
Jim Hill: And I say this as a fat guy and remember that the big worry and the big problem with this attraction initially was that they had, know, that people of a certain heft couldn’t ride. And a few months in, they very bright thing, they took the two outside seats and made them fat friendly. And now, again, it’s just a question of, yes, you get on board the ride and it’s like, again, suck it in, fatty, but basically anybody can ride.
Len Testa: It’s really good. Yeah, it’ll be interesting to see what Disney does in response to this. I can’t imagine how Beast’s Castle or anything in the New Fantasyland is going to… be as detailed as this but I’m really excited to see it. It’s been really good. Any last thoughts, Jim, before we close this episode?
Jim Hill: I expecto patronus.
Len Testa: Okay, there we go. All right. Well, thank you guys for listening to the to the podcast We’ll be back with with more really really soon Don’t forget to leave comments on iTunes and rate the show, please if you like it We’ll do more if you don’t like it. We’ll probably do even more than that. Talk to you guys later. Thanks.
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